It still amazes me that men actually find her attractive. I used to see trannies in San Francisco on a daily basis that were more passable than this bitch. That title picture does not look female at ALL!
Holy shit, what happened to her? For months I've been reading people talk how manly she looks, but this is the first time I've really noticed it. She looks like a freaking guy here.
10:05, hey, I might bang her, if I were drunk and feeling adventurous. Just to see...you know...what it's like to be a "receiver". But I'd be a lot more conflicted than you are.
Looks like the stupidest movie ever. Did someone tell her the Tammy Baker look is over? If you have seen her without makeup, she is much too attractive to play a tranny (stupid but attractive). Aside from movies, where did she ever get the idea that makeup makes her look good?
Jessica Simpson is a no-talent skank who should go die now. She can't sing, she can't act, and she's stupid. John Mayer was smart enough to bang her and then dump her tranny ass when he got sick of listening to her inane chatter. She has an outrageous sense of entitlement, bizarre since she's never done anything with her life. What an asshole.
Actually, it's the makeup especially the eye makeup that gives her a sort of androgynous look. She looks better without the black eye makeup, but she DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRANNY, at least not anymore since she broke that beak of hers. Aha! her nose does look better now than ever.
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Leave Your CommentWhatever happened to that other movie she made..Legally Blonde or something like that...was it ever released?
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:19:46
It still amazes me that men actually find her attractive. I used to see trannies in San Francisco on a daily basis that were more passable than this bitch. That title picture does not look female at ALL!
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:25:50
She has big boobies!!
By Hefe, on September 20, 2007 09:27:32
i think they keep changing the movie name.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:27:55
Mentally stunted with a difficulty standing on her own two feet?
Sounds like Jessica's life story...
She'll do just fine.
By joejoe, on September 20, 2007 09:28:16
wtf is wrong with her right shoulder? why is she standing like that?
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:46:53
Holy shit, what happened to her? For months I've been reading people talk how manly she looks, but this is the first time I've really noticed it. She looks like a freaking guy here.
By Mr. Wouldnotbangher, on September 20, 2007 09:48:44
Ewwww, her toes hang off the end of her shoes. That's nasty.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:56:09
She looks like a real life version of that chick Peter Griffin was supposed to take to the prom.
By Vigilante, on September 20, 2007 10:03:37
i think they keep changing the movie name.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 09:27:55
No, Blonde Ambition and Major Movie Star and two different movies. Blonde Ambition has wrapped and is going direct to DVD.
By Todd, on September 20, 2007 10:05:21
Any straight man who says he wouldn't bang this hick whore is a liar.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:05:26
10:05, hey, I might bang her, if I were drunk and feeling adventurous. Just to see...you know...what it's like to be a "receiver". But I'd be a lot more conflicted than you are.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:31:19
Any straight man who says he wouldn't bang this hick whore is a liar.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:05:26
SOOOO TRUE! I'm a straight female, and I'd bang her. Afterwards I'd be gay though, only for Jessica.
But please lay off the tan Jess.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:32:28
She's an ugly bitch who looks like a tranny. Any guy who says he'd fuck her is GAY, as GAY as Oscar De La Hoya.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:33:51
Looks like the stupidest movie ever. Did someone tell her the Tammy Baker look is over? If you have seen her without makeup, she is much too attractive to play a tranny (stupid but attractive). Aside from movies, where did she ever get the idea that makeup makes her look good?
By thelaw, on September 20, 2007 11:06:24
I don't know whats more annoying, Jessica or her dad. Check out this hilarious page about Joe Simpson.
http://www.friendspacebook.com/papajoelovesjessica
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 12:18:31
Why the hell is this bitch trying so hard to transitition into acting? She behaves like she doesn't even enjoy the shit.
By Roflcopter, on September 20, 2007 12:24:52
i bet she's missing 2003 reeeaaallly bad.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 12:48:21
men are pathetic to actually find this tranny attractive..you probably can't get laid and have low self esteem.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 15:13:24
Jessica Simpson is a no-talent skank who should go die now. She can't sing, she can't act, and she's stupid. John Mayer was smart enough to bang her and then dump her tranny ass when he got sick of listening to her inane chatter. She has an outrageous sense of entitlement, bizarre since she's never done anything with her life. What an asshole.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 15:27:05
Holy crap, she's built like a linebacker. Her shoulders are freaking HUGE. When did that happen? She looks like a tank in a dress.
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 21:22:09
Thank you 12:18, had no idea that site exists - it's GREAT!
By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 22:08:58
Actually, it's the makeup especially the eye makeup that gives her a sort of androgynous look. She looks better without the black eye makeup, but she DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRANNY, at least not anymore since she broke that beak of hers. Aha! her nose does look better now than ever.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2007 09:18:44
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