9 Comments:

1. As his attorney, I advise him to come to my house and fuck me.

   By Atty. Wanda Gittlayde, on September 5, 2007 11:35:25

2. Law attempted to grab the man's camera
   
   I assume that is a metaphor for penis.

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:40:59

3. 12:40, do you mean "euphemism"?

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:18:01

4. Wow, just as I was beginning to think micro-penis man had died or something.
   
   Why do the paps allow themselves to get beat up? LAW SUIT!

   By angryman, on September 5, 2007 13:32:13

5. Why don't those "photographers," and I do use the term loosely, ever get arrested for harassment and stalking. I would have done the same thing. GO JUDE!

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 14:49:42

6. They said "actual bodily harm". I'm sure it's because they were surprised he could actually harm someone.
   
   Guess I'm going to have to just call him a Dandy Pansy now instead of a Dandy Limpwristed Pansy.

   By Vigilante, on September 5, 2007 18:29:13

7. Sorry.. I think he is bi sexual...Always have. Waiting for him to get popped!
   

   By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 23:10:07

8. He's a fuckin hottie! I don't care how big his dick is just as long as it's at least 5 inches.

   By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 07:56:11

9. 14:49, kindly STFU. I'm tired of people calling the pap terrorists and rapists and other incoherent nonsense. They're making a living. Jude Law signed up for fame, just like any Hollywood sell out, and if it wasn't for the pap they would recieve a LOT less media spotlight. It's called MUTUAL SYMBIOSIS, look it up you pleb.

   By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 10:11:54