Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*
As sloppy as she looks, the reality is there are more young girls that look like her than any other young performer. The chubby girls will eat this up and so will the chubby's mom and dad. She has found her niche!
Actually the black pants are slimming...and the pattern on the top draws the eyes down, making her torso look longer. Imagine if she wasn't wearing such an ingeniously styled outfit?
Go ahead, I dare you to imagine it. What? You don't like Russian Roulette?
Chicken shit.
Well, it's dinnertime (probably why it's so quiet in here) so I'm gonna go flip a steak. And saute some onions and mushrooms. And check on my baked potatoes. And warm my home-made peach pie. And look for my beaters so I can whip up some real whipped cream....
As long as she doesn't wear midrift tops and shorts, I really don't care if she's a little tubby. She sings great and she's like a real person. I'm tired of all the clones in Hollywood. Everyone looks like everyone else. Long hair extensions, fake tans, weight 90 lbs., same clothes and handbags. I'd rather take Kelly as she is.
I'm a short chunky girl...and i think she looks disgusting and needs to get laid...by 3 guys at once...bitch is bitter about something and spitting pieces of chicken nuggets out of her mouth when she sings is not gonna solve it!!
shes a fat dough girl but I respect her music for the simple fact she doesn't rely on technology to enhance her voice and she actually writes her own music. can't say much for the majoriy of musicians these days.
ew sick. She doesn't have to be a clone of Hollywood but does she have to be chunky and sick looking? no. She needs to get in shape or get off the stage. Her songs may be pleasant but it gets canceled out if you throw up from looking at her
Yea...she looked great when she slimmed down a bit and had longer hair.
For the fatties about to steal my bon bons for saying something about their beloved Kelly, I think she is really talented just...tubby. Tubbiness is not next to godliness kids.
all the popular music today is about stupid shit like getting dumped by someone, or how about a song about falling off a skateboard and hurting your knee, that would sell pretty well.
"Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*"
Because winning a prime-time televised karaoke contest just screams credibility, right?
Well, at least she kind of realizes she's a fatty and dresses modestly (would prefer it if she kept those deli-sausage arms to herself though). And to be honest, I do admire that she rose to the top using raw talent instead of the long-trodden path de skanque.
Aw, I love the "Alive" reference and all, but that's terrible. Girlfriend needs to stop wearing stretch pants and make friends with some A-line dresses. She has NO idea how to dress for her body type.
aww.leave her alone.The girl can sing and what a world it is when people are deemed worthwhile just on fuckability factor alone.So shallow and boring man
"Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*"
Because winning a prime-time televised karaoke contest just screams credibility, right?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No, but all of these awards do.
With that said, I think those pants were a terrible choice, along with whatever she had for lunch. And, she has the most unfortunate pear-body...big ass bottom with no boobs, ick.
Oh why don't you pathetic people just leave her alone, she's perfectly NORMAL. Come down to the Bowling alley with me sometime, you'll see plenty of dudes who look just like her.
she needs to go on tour that will skinny her ass up. As long as they choose venues that can support her fan base. At least when her singing career is over she can do weight loss commercials with Kirsty Alley.
Very funny Todd! I watched it and thought, why the hell is she singing about love and being dumped or something. Thats easy anyway. Of course to expect somebody from Texas to be deeper than jello is a stretch.
would u rather have some skinny skanky no talent lip synching bitch up on the stage? doing little dance sequences with her head set. think back to those on SNL who got caught lip synching... or those who fell down a flight of stairs on stage and somehow the music kept playing... the girl has talent and not some cookie cutter "artist"
That reminds me, I ran into Lita Ford at the Publix in Aventura, FL! She has a condo there with all the rest of the Jewish retirees! WTF?? I think Kelly Clarkson is talented, but she is overweight and can't dress herself to save her life.
unfortunately, she was not blessed w/ good genes or a flattering shape in general... short and squatty w/ a big butt and no boobs... not too many people's 'dream shape'... even when she was thinner (right after she won AI), she was still short and squatty w/ a big butt and no boobs... but she can sing and i have a lot more respect for her than all the skinny no talent attention whores that usually grace the home page...
20:45:52, just the fact that you say she doesn't look "that" bad seals it. She looks bad. She should dress for her shape. It really wouldn't matter if she was schlubby if she didn't let it hang out all over the place. And those awful pants...they make her legs look like hourglasses all to themselves.
And she does NOT look better than 80% of 20-somethings. I don't know where you live, but most of the people I know look nothing like her. A little chubs here and there, but overall...her waist to hip ratio is just grody.
C'mon people! She looks better than 80% of the female population her age. Let's not lose our grip on reality here.
-- I don't think 80 percent of the population rely on their looks to make money. Musician or not...in her pop area it is about looks. She is selling herself as a whole (after all she writes her own music as you all pointed out)...and the complete package should at least look like she's touched a vegetable in her day
Interresting how long that fat, ugly and musically illiterate hippo can cannibalize her claim to fame, which - let's not forget - is winning a stupid retarded TV karaoke contest. That is all there ever is about her, hence her steady downward mobility.
I don't see why people always jump to defend her talent. I didn't mind her first few songs but now she's just singing and "writing" about the same thing over and over again. She's no different than Jessica Simpson or any other "skinny skanky pop princess" ... being fat doesn't make you talented ... sorry ...
Listen up, brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature Trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression Served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers Cole slaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings Just 'cause a radish can't scream
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream. Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed. Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories. How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime. Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow. It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell.
you can't say she's curvy because she's got no boobs, she just has a big butt and saddlebag thighs (already, at her young age...); you can't say she's got a great personality because off-camera, in unguarded moments, she's said quite a few cunty things, especially when bitching about everybody and everything that got her noticed in music; and you can't call her a great talent, because her new album - which, as she made clear, represents the "true" Kelly - sucks, got panned, and couldn't support a full-sized (full-figured?) tour.
other than that, she's awesome, and like, a total role model.
Three things I came away with from this concert I actually attended in Indy:
1.) Most of the camera shots on the giant Jumbotron behind her shot her from the waist up 85% of the time!
2.) A friend of mine who wanted to get close to the runway (Faith Hill fanatic) says "he heard the runway creak whenever Clarkson took a hard, lumbered footstep".
3.) Someone close to my friend reported that Kelly's hips and ass are "as wide as an NFL linebacker".
Kelly Clarkson looks hot. I'd fuck her. shes not fat just chubby and I like her that way. That ass is awesome. everyone should stop making fun of her, just leave her alone.
She's not fat. She's about 10-15 pounds overweight. Not to mention that most of her extra weight is in her ass and thighs, which is normal for girls -- it's when the weight is around your heart that you have a problem.
This thread is undertoned with heavy self-loathing. Have any of YOU ate a piece of celery or enjoyed a trip to the gym lately? Yes, yes, this site is superficial and I love it blah blah but the threads always get particularly vitriolic when weight comes up. Surprisingly so about Kelly too, since compared to the rest of your country, she's positively skinny. I lived in Florida for a year and I've never seen so many fat people in my life.
Hate all you want, the girl's very successful. Didn't any of you hear the latest - she's signed on to costar in the third Batman movie of the new (hotter than hot) Christian Bale series! Granted, it's to play the Penguin, but still...
stop defending her fatness by saying that a lot of people are fat!! It is unhealthy and disgusting. People can rail on the other unhealthy and fat people you speak of, too, if they want because it does not matter how many people are fat...like I said, it is unhealthy and disgusting.
Stick thin is not pretty, sorry. Kelly looks good, she is not conforming to "hollywood" standards of starving yourself to be thin. She is not obese or unhealthy looking. She is also very talented! So what if she isn't a size 0?
I want to cover her in butter and roll her in a vat of silver sequins. DISCO BALL SEXINESS OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal normalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormalnormal*
Why is no one getting upset about her hair??? HER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR IS AWWWWWWWWWWWFUL looks so greasy oh Kelly such a great voice such bad hair handling I don't care if you ain't skinny but brush your hair dang, man.
Hey 17:06? That was a GREAT comeback! I had no idea she had all those awards. I had to scroll and scroll and scroll! Plus you made my day with your droll remarks. Thanks!
I think she did great.. She might be big, but she has one thing all the other skinny artist don't..She can sing live and not sound like shit.. All the other ones lip sync..
man, you guys are mean, i mean blogs are supposed to be bitchy, but wow. after watching the video, i just dont see what warranted this attack. i get it, she isnt 110 pounds, but I'd like to see what you all come home to at night for comparison.
No wonder young girls are sitting over the toilet bowl vomiting up their lunch... You are what makes this world the way it is. You really should think about that...
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By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:11:48
fat midgets are hot
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:13:55
Dang. I think the video would be better off without sound and featuring closeups of the musicians' rigs.
By Ryno, on September 7, 2007 14:14:18
POPCORN!
Somebody make it. I did it last time. Your turn.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:15:17
Definitely corn-fed. Look at her thighs!!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:17:46
Popcorn??? Fuck that shit. Pass me a beer. It's Frrrrrriday!
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 14:23:38
Her farts musta be chunky
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:23:40
Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:25:41
Anyone want to take bets on how many times the word "normal" will be used on this thread before it goes off the home page?
By better, on September 7, 2007 14:27:48
As sloppy as she looks, the reality is there are more young girls that look like her than any other young performer. The chubby girls will eat this up and so will the chubby's mom and dad. She has found her niche!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:31:05
I got dibs on 69!!
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 14:34:32
C'mon short fat girls. We know you're out there dying to say something, so just say it!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:40:34
The dragging hemline of her pants makes her look like she has walrus feet. Just like her ass makes her look like she has walrus ass.
By Mixzy, on September 7, 2007 14:47:33
Man, she has really let herself go...
By GlamourEsq, on September 7, 2007 14:47:40
who cares if she's a little chunky. the problem is that chunky girls shouldn't wear tank tops & stretch pants-- even if they're black.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:52:48
this kind of rock went out when Lita Ford couldn't get laid at a party on a Saturday night.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 14:55:35
Actually the black pants are slimming...and the pattern on the top draws the eyes down, making her torso look longer. Imagine if she wasn't wearing such an ingeniously styled outfit?
Go ahead, I dare you to imagine it. What? You don't like Russian Roulette?
Chicken shit.
Well, it's dinnertime (probably why it's so quiet in here) so I'm gonna go flip a steak. And saute some onions and mushrooms. And check on my baked potatoes. And warm my home-made peach pie. And look for my beaters so I can whip up some real whipped cream....
(Maybe the talk of food will draw them?)
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 15:02:50
Those are the least flattering pants I've seen on anyone since 7th grade. And what's with the wannabe punk voice?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:02:58
If you are too lazy to go to the gym and work hard to eat right and stay in shape, you shouldn't dress like you do.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:08:03
wow, what a fucking lard ass. simply embarrassing.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:08:42
As long as she doesn't wear midrift tops and shorts, I really don't care if she's a little tubby. She sings great and she's like a real person. I'm tired of all the clones in Hollywood. Everyone looks like everyone else. Long hair extensions, fake tans, weight 90 lbs., same clothes and handbags. I'd rather take Kelly as she is.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:08:49
Awww, I like Kelly Clarkson.
By Loralinda, on September 7, 2007 15:08:58
I'm a short chunky girl...and i think she looks disgusting and needs to get laid...by 3 guys at once...bitch is bitter about something and spitting pieces of chicken nuggets out of her mouth when she sings is not gonna solve it!!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:10:03
shes a fat dough girl but I respect her music for the simple fact she doesn't rely on technology to enhance her voice and she actually writes her own music. can't say much for the majoriy of musicians these days.
By prettyboy, on September 7, 2007 15:14:40
ew sick. She doesn't have to be a clone of Hollywood but does she have to be chunky and sick looking? no. She needs to get in shape or get off the stage. Her songs may be pleasant but it gets canceled out if you throw up from looking at her
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:18:02
Yea...she looked great when she slimmed down a bit and had longer hair.
For the fatties about to steal my bon bons for saying something about their beloved Kelly, I think she is really talented just...tubby. Tubbiness is not next to godliness kids.
And on the "normal" count...I'm betting on 30.
By Alicia, on September 7, 2007 15:18:25
all the popular music today is about stupid shit like getting dumped by someone, or how about a song about falling off a skateboard and hurting your knee, that would sell pretty well.
By Sacrament, on September 7, 2007 15:20:00
"Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*"
Because winning a prime-time televised karaoke contest just screams credibility, right?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:42:30
Well, at least she kind of realizes she's a fatty and dresses modestly (would prefer it if she kept those deli-sausage arms to herself though). And to be honest, I do admire that she rose to the top using raw talent instead of the long-trodden path de skanque.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:45:25
I'd do her.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:49:28
HOLY SHIT SHE'S GETTING FATTER!!!!
Can't this talentless whore find someone to buy pants for her that don't make her ass look like two beach balls covered with cottage cheese?
By The Photoshop Detective, on September 7, 2007 15:50:27
Aw, I love the "Alive" reference and all, but that's terrible. Girlfriend needs to stop wearing stretch pants and make friends with some A-line dresses. She has NO idea how to dress for her body type.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:58:34
That outfit doesn't do her any good.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:01:24
aww.leave her alone.The girl can sing and what a world it is when people are deemed worthwhile just on fuckability factor alone.So shallow and boring man
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:04:48
16:04:48, I agree. I'm glad the rest of you out there are perfect. Vigilante, you're making me hungry!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:22:14
Awesome, 16:22. Mission accomplished.
And may I say this is just about the best goddamned peach pie I ever made. And I'll probably NEVER be able to make it this good again.
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 16:55:46
"Um, ever had the fleeting thought that at least this chick has talent, and isn't famous for fucking and buying her way into a record deal *coughparishiltoncough*"
Because winning a prime-time televised karaoke contest just screams credibility, right?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No, but all of these awards do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kelly_Clarkson_awards_and_nominations
With that said, I think those pants were a terrible choice, along with whatever she had for lunch.
And, she has the most unfortunate pear-body...big ass bottom with no boobs, ick.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 17:06:39
Oh why don't you pathetic people just leave her alone, she's perfectly NORMAL. Come down to the Bowling alley with me sometime, you'll see plenty of dudes who look just like her.
By That guy with nothing better to do, on September 7, 2007 17:15:23
she needs to go on tour that will skinny her ass up.
As long as they choose venues that can support her fan base.
At least when her singing career is over she can do weight loss commercials with Kirsty Alley.
By adam, on September 7, 2007 17:22:06
Someone gave Avril Lavigne some awards too. I'd love to know what all those judges were smoking at the time.
I won a hula hooping contest once. Bet neither of them have ever done that.
By Vigilante, on September 7, 2007 17:22:38
No, but all of these awards do.
It's amazing, given all the time she must spend going to award shows, that Kelly still finds the time to stuff so much food into her fat face.
By JAC, on September 7, 2007 17:36:24
Very funny Todd! I watched it and thought, why the hell is she singing about love and being dumped or something. Thats easy anyway. Of course to expect somebody from Texas to be deeper than jello is a stretch.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 17:42:16
She's hot. A little extra weight on her doesn't hurt her at all. What an awesome voice, great personality and curvy goodness. :)
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:43:07
I like her, shes hot.
Fat or not, I'd do work on her
By white mike, on September 7, 2007 19:11:19
would u rather have some skinny skanky no talent lip synching bitch up on the stage? doing little dance sequences with her head set. think back to those on SNL who got caught lip synching... or those who fell down a flight of stairs on stage and somehow the music kept playing... the girl has talent and not some cookie cutter "artist"
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:35:56
That reminds me, I ran into Lita Ford at the Publix in Aventura, FL! She has a condo there with all the rest of the Jewish retirees! WTF??
I think Kelly Clarkson is talented, but she is overweight and can't dress herself to save her life.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:42:55
unfortunately, she was not blessed w/ good genes or a flattering shape in general... short and squatty w/ a big butt and no boobs... not too many people's 'dream shape'... even when she was thinner (right after she won AI), she was still short and squatty w/ a big butt and no boobs... but she can sing and i have a lot more respect for her than all the skinny no talent attention whores that usually grace the home page...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:29:09
C'mon people! She looks better than 80% of the female population her age. Let's not lose our grip on reality here.
By jane, on September 7, 2007 20:30:34
Fridays are all-you-can-eat fish fries at a lot of places, so it's going a little slow here.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:40:47
She doesnt look that bad. Everyone makes her seem like shes 300 lbs. Whats wrong with this world!!!!????
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:45:52
Kelly honey, diet and exercise, please. You've got mad talent though love!
By cherish, on September 7, 2007 21:50:05
20:45:52, just the fact that you say she doesn't look "that" bad seals it. She looks bad. She should dress for her shape. It really wouldn't matter if she was schlubby if she didn't let it hang out all over the place. And those awful pants...they make her legs look like hourglasses all to themselves.
And she does NOT look better than 80% of 20-somethings. I don't know where you live, but most of the people I know look nothing like her. A little chubs here and there, but overall...her waist to hip ratio is just grody.
By Alicia, on September 7, 2007 23:38:39
C'mon people! She looks better than 80% of the female population her age. Let's not lose our grip on reality here.
-- I don't think 80 percent of the population rely on their looks to make money. Musician or not...in her pop area it is about looks. She is selling herself as a whole (after all she writes her own music as you all pointed out)...and the complete package should at least look like she's touched a vegetable in her day
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 02:21:50
Interresting how long that fat, ugly and musically illiterate hippo can cannibalize her claim to fame, which - let's not forget - is winning a stupid retarded TV karaoke contest.
That is all there ever is about her, hence her steady downward mobility.
By die Krautsalaten, on September 8, 2007 02:52:35
Well, the little piglet sure can sing at least.
By Monroe, on September 8, 2007 03:01:34
That's some nasty shit right there. She should sing behind a screen or something. Or maybe not, maybe they should use her as a buoy in the pier.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 04:38:12
I don't see why people always jump to defend her talent. I didn't mind her first few songs but now she's just singing and "writing" about the same thing over and over again. She's no different than Jessica Simpson or any other "skinny skanky pop princess" ... being fat doesn't make you talented ... sorry ...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 07:48:29
Who cares that she's not a stick... girl can SING.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 07:55:19
Grrrl is my hero, power to the vegetables!
Arrogant Worms
Listen up, brothers and sisters.
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream. Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed. Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories. How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime. Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow. It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell.
She's just against vegetable cruelty!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:04:28
meanwhile, back on planet earth...
you can't say she's curvy because she's got no boobs, she just has a big butt and saddlebag thighs (already, at her young age...); you can't say she's got a great personality because off-camera, in unguarded moments, she's said quite a few cunty things, especially when bitching about everybody and everything that got her noticed in music; and you can't call her a great talent, because her new album - which, as she made clear, represents the "true" Kelly - sucks, got panned, and couldn't support a full-sized (full-figured?) tour.
other than that, she's awesome, and like, a total role model.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:17:04
She's probably no bigger than a size 10 and that is not fat. She's not in Plus Size clothing, so I don't see why everyone is giving her a hard time.
If she was as big as that fat chick from Hairspray...I could understand. She's not though.
Granted, she doesn't wear clothes that fit her body type and that shirt is way to tight at the top and that print is not helping her any.
I think it wouldn't look so bad if someone would help her make the right decisions in clothes.
By Savannah, on September 8, 2007 08:19:48
Is Heart looking for a new singer?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:31:00
Them are birthin' hips.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 09:23:38
Three things I came away with from this concert I actually attended in Indy:
1.) Most of the camera shots on the giant Jumbotron behind her shot her from the waist up 85% of the time!
2.) A friend of mine who wanted to get close to the runway (Faith Hill fanatic) says "he heard the runway creak whenever Clarkson took a hard, lumbered footstep".
3.) Someone close to my friend reported that Kelly's hips and ass are "as wide as an NFL linebacker".
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 10:22:08
Hi guys, well, I can see there is lots of confusion in this thread, so hopefully I can clear it up for you:
Kelly Clarkson is fat.
Glad I could help!
By J-Bird, on September 8, 2007 11:17:22
Kelly Clarkson looks hot. I'd fuck her. shes not fat just chubby and I like her that way. That ass is awesome. everyone should stop making fun of her, just leave her alone.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 12:38:26
carrie underwood FTW!
By Miss Tacky News, on September 8, 2007 14:15:04
She's not fat. She's about 10-15 pounds overweight. Not to mention that most of her extra weight is in her ass and thighs, which is normal for girls -- it's when the weight is around your heart that you have a problem.
This thread is undertoned with heavy self-loathing. Have any of YOU ate a piece of celery or enjoyed a trip to the gym lately? Yes, yes, this site is superficial and I love it blah blah but the threads always get particularly vitriolic when weight comes up. Surprisingly so about Kelly too, since compared to the rest of your country, she's positively skinny. I lived in Florida for a year and I've never seen so many fat people in my life.
By Trix, on September 8, 2007 15:23:58
Hate all you want, the girl's very successful. Didn't any of you hear the latest - she's signed on to costar in the third Batman movie of the new (hotter than hot) Christian Bale series! Granted, it's to play the Penguin, but still...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:01:31
No comment.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:41:42
She's not like Beth Ditto for fuck's sake.
By Hyperbole, on September 8, 2007 22:58:44
stop defending her fatness by saying that a lot of people are fat!! It is unhealthy and disgusting. People can rail on the other unhealthy and fat people you speak of, too, if they want because it does not matter how many people are fat...like I said, it is unhealthy and disgusting.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 23:13:00
Stick thin is not pretty, sorry. Kelly looks good, she is not conforming to "hollywood" standards of starving yourself to be thin. She is not obese or unhealthy looking. She is also very talented! So what if she isn't a size 0?
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 05:39:57
"This thread is undertowed with heavy"
fixed.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 09:02:15
Weekends are made for Kelly Clarkson threads.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 11:03:34
"Is Heart looking for a new singer?"
That comment + Kelly's shirt + Kelly's fat ass wins the thread!!! LOL!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 14:54:33
Wins the thread? There was a contest? SHIT! Why didn't you guys tell me?
I should have tried harder. Maybe put some pants on or something. Damn.
By Vigilante, on September 9, 2007 16:01:33
I want to cover her in butter and roll her in a vat of silver sequins. DISCO BALL SEXINESS OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By fatty boombalatty, on September 9, 2007 19:24:25
Why is no one getting upset about her hair??? HER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR IS AWWWWWWWWWWWFUL looks so greasy oh Kelly such a great voice such bad hair handling I don't care if you ain't skinny but brush your hair dang, man.
By Niagara spray starch, on September 9, 2007 19:27:51
Hey 17:06? That was a GREAT comeback! I had no idea she had all those awards. I had to scroll and scroll and scroll! Plus you made my day with your droll remarks. Thanks!
17:06---No, but all of these awards do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kelly_Clarkson_awards_and_nominations
By Miwanna, on September 10, 2007 08:02:34
is that Screech on guitar?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:26:30
I think she did great.. She might be big, but she has one thing all the other skinny artist don't..She can sing live and not sound like shit.. All the other ones lip sync..
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 16:00:48
OMG
SHE'S A SINGER FOR GOD'S SAKE..NOT A MODEL
and she sings better than other skinny singers.
By Marisa, on September 11, 2007 11:03:20
"Because of you i never walk to close to the salad bar!" haha! im stupid haha
By EntBizOfficeBitch, on September 11, 2007 11:19:16
wtf is she wearing!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 16:52:21
man, you guys are mean, i mean blogs are supposed to be bitchy, but wow. after watching the video, i just dont see what warranted this attack. i get it, she isnt 110 pounds, but I'd like to see what you all come home to at night for comparison.
direct the hate towards britney, ya'll.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 18:27:09
No wonder young girls are sitting over the toilet bowl vomiting up their lunch... You are what makes this world the way it is. You really should think about that...
By Jackie, on September 11, 2007 23:13:02
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