I agree with poops. She's disgusting. I used to think she was cute several years ago, but she just didn't turn out very well. She still has an alright face, but that short hair and the god-awful body makes her look like a 9 year old boy. No tits, no ass, legs that are tragically short (look at the pictures). She's an ugly boy.
That's probably why she's been trying to slut it up for a while now. That movie where she was a stripper dancing around in her panties, then another movie or two where she was almost naked. It's like... she's trying to find her sexuality on the movie screen. I've pretty much lost all my respect for her. Whatever.
Eww, eww, eww, I feel like I am looking at a naked 13-year old boy. Pic 4 is especially disturbing. There is NOTHING sexy about these pics. Seriously, I just feel gross now.
why the fuck she keeps cutting her hair so fucking short damn thats not sexy at all you dumb ass ,come on natalie let your hair grow look like a girl not like some fag dude
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Leave Your CommentI wanna put her ass on my head and wear it as a hat.
By Jim, on September 28, 2007 07:51:38
I want seconds.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 08:10:08
Thanks, but I'm not into little boys. She's disgusting.
By poops, on September 28, 2007 08:10:26
If that's what a little boy looks like naked, call me Father O'Hanrahan.
By Father O'Hanrahan, on September 28, 2007 08:13:32
samberg is one lucky SOB
By zbrafffffff, on September 28, 2007 08:14:33
fuck Jason Schwartzmann...no-talent ass-clown. how does he keep getting roles in movies?
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 08:23:55
super gross!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 08:43:06
aww, how cute. :0
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 09:15:11
I want to eat a gallon of whipped cream off of her ass.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 09:18:19
She has a boy haircut and boy body. This scene looks gay.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 09:47:44
Schwartzman keeps getting jobs by his being billed as the less gay, lower priced Jake Gyllenhaal. Too bad they leave out the less talented part.
And Natalie... whipped cream, me, and a Natalie / Keira sandwich.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 09:49:12
Yep, in a second.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 10:53:55
I agree with poops. She's disgusting. I used to think she was cute several years ago, but she just didn't turn out very well. She still has an alright face, but that short hair and the god-awful body makes her look like a 9 year old boy. No tits, no ass, legs that are tragically short (look at the pictures). She's an ugly boy.
That's probably why she's been trying to slut it up for a while now. That movie where she was a stripper dancing around in her panties, then another movie or two where she was almost naked. It's like... she's trying to find her sexuality on the movie screen. I've pretty much lost all my respect for her. Whatever.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:05:13
Eww, eww, eww, I feel like I am looking at a naked 13-year old boy. Pic 4 is especially disturbing. There is NOTHING sexy about these pics. Seriously, I just feel gross now.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:26:10
omfg her legs look like they belong on a goat!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:39:30
snore.........snore............snore...........
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 11:51:01
why the fuck she keeps cutting her hair so fucking short damn thats not sexy at all you dumb ass ,come on natalie let your hair grow look like a girl not like some fag dude
By Roger, on September 28, 2007 11:57:57
She looks great in those stills, I didn't watch the video.
A "boy body"? I'm a girl, but I wouldn't mind having a body like Natalie Portman's.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:21:02
I forgot to add, those video stills make me nostalgic for my old boyfriend, who was very good in the sack.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:25:20
I think she has a nice ass, actually. Not must in the tit department, but a pretty face and great ass gets one far!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 13:09:43
She could be bald and I would still wait in line to fuck that.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 13:25:52
I'm so fucking tired of Jason Schwartzmann.
He plays the SAME FUCKING CHARACTER in every movie he's in.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 14:25:09
Boooooooooo! What the fuck was that!?
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 15:55:23
Come on people, she has a nice butt!!
By Dennis, on September 28, 2007 17:03:26
he gets roles because FF Coppola is his uncle.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 17:23:59
She so fucking self conscious it's distracting. Stop worrying about your cunt showing and act!
By god, on September 28, 2007 17:25:52
She's gone the way of Winona Ryder. Before that, Sean Young. Chic lesbo.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 19:33:54
Great ass, but too skinny, on the other hand I don't think she can help it so I'm not gonna knock her ...
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 20:23:04
when's she gonna hit puberty?
By just wondering..., on September 28, 2007 22:34:55
I would put my tounge so far up that ass I'd tickle the back of her throat.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 07:21:12
*yawn*
By Joe Mahma, on September 29, 2007 09:40:09
Nice ass, bad hair, horrible legs, yeah.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 11:33:41
floppy mom butt. :D
By anonymous, on September 29, 2007 12:56:10
she actually doesn't "bang" him... she comes close to it, but changes her mind. she is naked though.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:30:49
NP: "If I show my cunt, I'll feel like shit tomorrow."
The World: "We're okay with that..."
'nuff said.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:59:05
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