If a pregnant woman can't wear a bikini, fat men shouldn't wear shirts that fail to hide their gigantic beer guts. At least a pregnant woman is gaining weight for a natural, healthy reason. These men and their huge guts are fat because they drink too much and constantly shove food in their mouths.
I can't cut on her. SHe' actually looks mor ehuman than normally. She's still got that Gollum-like expression on her face, but otherwise, nice baby-boobs. Good to see some meat on her hollow ass bones.
Here's a tip - we drink because you gals won't ever stop talking. And there's not a goddamned natural thing about the goblin brewing in Nicole Richie's poisoned womb. Between her smack-addled genes and the D(is for "douche")NA that Polly Punkrock kicked in, the resulting demon spawn will probably punch his way out Nicole's butthole just to avoid the concentrated evil that simmers in her vag.
I like Nicole...and I think she looks great. the poor girl can't even take a swim without getting grief. oh and btw...pregnant women can wear 2 piece swimsuits if they want asshole.
Don't even be stupid enough to think she doesn't use these outings as photo ops. Her whole career was made and is made by paparazzi. She depends on them. stfu.
^ especially wrong ones, like people who think nicole richie doesn't love the paparazzi following her around everywhere, and people who think she's hot, those people are wrong.
Awesome! A thread packed with Nicole Richie fans and fatties pretending they're hot in real life. This is going to be epic! Go ahead, tell us how your boyfriend really likes you because you have a great personality and loves it when you read him your poetry.
How? Did Nicole drive her SUV into it while driving the wrong way and on heroin?
What, you think she gets a free pass here because she managed to get knocked up by Douchezilla? The kid gets a pass, but Nicole's still a useless cunt. If I have to read about her then I reserve the right to rip her a new one at my leisure.
Fucking disgusting. No other words quite describe the shape of Nicole Richies body. And pregnancy is supposed to make a woman sexy? Not this bitch! again, its nicole fucking richie, and she is disgusto no matter what. Please dont post more of this nasty shit, it is making me have dry heaves.
Oh People just be happy for her. She seems to be clean, sober and happy for the first time in like FOREVER...And she looks precious! How many pregnant women can wear a bikini and still look cute?
I don't know if I agree with your police work there Tiffy. Look at her face. She hardly holds the pleasant gaze of a happy pregnant person...nay, she's looks fucking miserable. Look at how her dude comes scurrying up w/that towel to cover her. Weird, to me. I'm VERY intrigued by what baby Gollum will look like.
I Think she looks really pretty for a change, but it still boggles the mind how she of all people could actually sustain a pregancy at a starting weight of 85 pounds? That is just unhealthy, hopefully everything goes ok and the baby is fine....
42 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe must be freaking out. she's fat! Argh!!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:35:09
She looks healthy for a change.
Good for her.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:41:04
can't a future fucking MOM have some class and not go out in a 2 piece fucking bikini while pregnant?
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:42:33
Ironic that the only way this whore manages to put on weight is by getting knocked up. Stupid people shouldn't breed.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:44:47
She looks like some weird creature that lives in the ghanji river and tells people their futures or something.
By That guy who cheated on you in high school., on September 24, 2007 11:44:54
she looks great.
and, asshole at 11:42, a pregnant woman can wear a 2 peice so stfu.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:48:50
She looks gross because she has an ugly face and she's an ugly person.
Her tattoos make her look even more like a pregnant drug addict, btw. LOL :)
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:51:01
Oh shit, someone help me please! I popped a boner.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 11:53:16
I think she looks really good, and healthy for a change..and I seriously doubt she got pregnant to stay out of jail...thats ridiculous.
By someone, on September 24, 2007 11:53:46
If a pregnant woman can't wear a bikini, fat men shouldn't wear shirts that fail to hide their gigantic beer guts. At least a pregnant woman is gaining weight for a natural, healthy reason. These men and their huge guts are fat because they drink too much and constantly shove food in their mouths.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:02:24
She does have an unfortunate face
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:08:21
Pregnant women have to cover their bellies at the beach now? Is this place turning into Iran now?
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:10:42
I can't cut on her. SHe' actually looks mor ehuman than normally. She's still got that Gollum-like expression on her face, but otherwise, nice baby-boobs. Good to see some meat on her hollow ass bones.
By Mandi Maine, on September 24, 2007 12:11:52
anonymous 12:02:24
Here's a tip - we drink because you gals won't ever stop talking. And there's not a goddamned natural thing about the goblin brewing in Nicole Richie's poisoned womb. Between her smack-addled genes and the D(is for "douche")NA that Polly Punkrock kicked in, the resulting demon spawn will probably punch his way out Nicole's butthole just to avoid the concentrated evil that simmers in her vag.
By Charlotte Good, on September 24, 2007 12:15:48
she actually looks a like human. amazing.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:18:15
I guess we should all buy bikinis from the 40's. Now thats sexy.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:23:46
Whatever 12:15:48
Make any excuse you want; blame whomever.
It doesn't make you any less repulsive to any girl that actually has any options.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:34:23
I like Nicole...and I think she looks great. the poor girl can't even take a swim without getting grief. oh and btw...pregnant women can wear 2 piece swimsuits if they want asshole.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:42:57
Don't even be stupid enough to think she doesn't use these outings as photo ops. Her whole career was made and is made by paparazzi. She depends on them. stfu.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:44:30
I guess everyone has their own opinions...
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:47:26
^ especially wrong ones, like people who think nicole richie doesn't love the paparazzi following her around everywhere, and people who think she's hot, those people are wrong.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:51:17
Nicole Richie should have been aborted.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:51:39
Why didn't anyone fire their guns at that scary water monster in these pictures? It not even human! Shoot it!!!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:53:24
^ She was, can't you tell. A dog picked her up from the floor and raised her. Idiot....
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 12:55:07
Awesome! A thread packed with Nicole Richie fans and fatties pretending they're hot in real life. This is going to be epic! Go ahead, tell us how your boyfriend really likes you because you have a great personality and loves it when you read him your poetry.
By anomalous cowherd, on September 24, 2007 13:09:57
I have read the comments.
And my faith in humanity has been shattered.
I should know better really. It's rare to view any kind of intelligence in the comments section of a gossip blog.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 13:12:02
anonymous 13:12:02
And my faith in humanity has been shattered.
How? Did Nicole drive her SUV into it while driving the wrong way and on heroin?
What, you think she gets a free pass here because she managed to get knocked up by Douchezilla? The kid gets a pass, but Nicole's still a useless cunt. If I have to read about her then I reserve the right to rip her a new one at my leisure.
By anomalous cowherd, on September 24, 2007 13:20:09
Is that Pamela Anderson?
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 13:25:13
Fucking disgusting. No other words quite describe the shape of Nicole Richies body. And pregnancy is supposed to make a woman sexy? Not this bitch! again, its nicole fucking richie, and she is disgusto no matter what. Please dont post more of this nasty shit, it is making me have dry heaves.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 14:03:08
hey now she has tits haha and her ass is growing to maybe she will finally get a womans body hahaha
By richard, on September 24, 2007 15:36:11
she's finally fuckable.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 16:49:04
I've always hated her intensely and thought her disgusting, but my pregnancy fetish is stronger than my revulsion. Aaahhhh....
By Mr_Negative, on September 24, 2007 18:22:25
I looked at this to kill my hard on at work after watching the Meg White video.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 18:26:30
She needs to purge.
By Perezoso, on September 24, 2007 21:27:51
She's not pregnant. She's just body-cavitying a few keys for a "friend" & has misplaced his cell number.
Oh-oh-oh, got a better one: Science has discoverd a cure for herpes, but it requires stem cells. That's right, it's a Paris clone up in there!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 22:53:46
It doesn't make you any less repulsive to any girl that actually has any options
^LOL ^
I think its fine for pregnant women to wear bikinis but seeing Nicole in one is pretty gross.
By Carolina , on September 25, 2007 07:40:45
Oh People just be happy for her. She seems to be clean, sober and happy for the first time in like FOREVER...And she looks precious! How many pregnant women can wear a bikini and still look cute?
By Tiffany, on September 25, 2007 10:32:13
I don't know if I agree with your police work there Tiffy. Look at her face. She hardly holds the pleasant gaze of a happy pregnant person...nay, she's looks fucking miserable. Look at how her dude comes scurrying up w/that towel to cover her. Weird, to me. I'm VERY intrigued by what baby Gollum will look like.
By Anna Lytical, on September 25, 2007 11:42:07
Doon't blame the baby and pray that it does have good health.
By DynamiteSal, on September 25, 2007 12:53:01
I Think she looks really pretty for a change, but it still boggles the mind how she of all people could actually sustain a pregancy at a starting weight of 85 pounds? That is just unhealthy, hopefully everything goes ok and the baby is fine....
By anonymous, on September 25, 2007 16:34:10
I thought women couldn't have their belly uncovered when pregnant because IT'S UNHEALTHY FOR THE BABY! Roast that kid some more!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 07:07:18
Give me some of that. She's got boobs now and she looks hot pregnant.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 17:27:24
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