23 Comments:

1. i hate ugly penelope...but she looks nice in that bikini all browned up.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:09:03

2. damn. nice rack. too bad her nose looks like a parrot's beak.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:09:42

3. penelope cruz isn't in these pics. that's her sister and her cousin.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:11:35

4. milk the cow

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:11:58

5. OMG talk about two different sizes!

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:27:24

6. jamon! Jamon!

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 17:49:03

7. I don't care who is in the pictures, Penelope Cruz looks like a retarded parrot. When she opens her mouth, she completes the image by sounding like a retarded parrot.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 18:14:25

8. nice tree trunk with tits.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 18:19:05

9. Y'know...I was born in Spain and love how even adult men get so drooly over tits on the beach. Or scandalized. As much as Todd makes fun of strippers it's people like him who let them make a living in America.

   By Hyperbole, on September 19, 2007 18:49:38

10. stop being so jealous, you wish you looked that good.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 18:50:35

11. how come they all look the same in the face? Even her cousin looks so much like her, and her sister is like her twin.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 19:38:01

12. Not bad. Not good, mind you, but not bad. If her tits got transplanted onto an actual hot girl, that'd be a different matter entirely.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 20:14:42

13. holy shit her tits look like completely DIFFERENT cup sizes one tit looks like a b the other a c and WIDE ASS WAIST DAMN not hot at all..

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 20:44:27

14. Cousin or sister I don't know, but the one in pics 4,5 and 6 is very do-able. Not to big on the halfdollar sized areolas though...

    By Trip, on September 19, 2007 21:10:35

15. Q - Why are we looking at pictures of someone's sister/cousin?
    
    A - Slow news day.
    

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 22:25:47

16. Beautiful girls - the topless one looks just like Penelope.

    By Starbucks Addict, on September 20, 2007 04:25:06

17. Apparently she could only afford one breast implant.

    By Shammy, on September 20, 2007 05:53:41

18. I'd plow both, if only they both weren't smuggling heroin balloons in their rectums.

    By J-Bird, on September 20, 2007 09:44:34

19. nice boobs or like they say it Spain buenas tetas

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 10:33:11

20. Only Americans would consider tits on the beach remotely newsworthy.......

    By Sam, on September 20, 2007 13:26:11

21. Succulent

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 14:22:25

22. What's that shit on her ass? Oh....shit.

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2007 15:35:04

23. now this is how women should look like, not like fuckin walking skeletons.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2007 13:24:50