Apparently she has alien nipples to go with her man hands. She is fucking disgusting any way you slice it. And it only gets worse when she opens her screeching mouth.
um... i don't think those are her nipples. they're too big and raised all around. they're probably those little sticker cover things so you can go bra;-less.
I don't know ... too symmetrical (both of 'em), too shiny, no nip definition ... could it be she's wearing some sort of nipple guard, or whatever the f*ck it is that they're called. I just can't see the annoying face and voice of corporate middle America being that bold.
And while we're on the subject, is it possible for her to be in any more commercials. She and Peyton Manning have to be neck & neck in the race to the over-exposure finish line.
Assfucks, those are called "puffies." And if any of you fags have actually touched a human female tit in your lives, you'd know that areolas come in all shapes and sizes and textures. And you'd know the difference between an areola and a nipple.
To the people who "fucking hate" her--- why? She's never done or said anything nasty. Is it annoying to see someone who seems naturally happy, energetic and successful when you're a miserable loser-fuck?
1) Those are nipple guards, not nipples. 2) HOLY SHIT that is the least flattering dress ever made. 3) I'd still fuck her, but I got a MILF fetish so what do I know.
To all the people saying she's wearing nipple guards, those aren't actually a part of the picture, click on it and they'll go away. It's just not legal to show her hot plastic tennis ball robotits on a website without giving adequite warning first.
It seems she burned her "cupcakes" during an episode of her shitty cooking show, and her nips had to be rebuilt surgically. Unfortunately, they got seriously infected, due to her insistence on rubbing them with mixture of corn meal, dog shit, and Samuel L. Jackson's spoogum.
Now, the scar tissue has left them looking like someone tried to put them out with a shovel, causing hetro men to want to light themselves on fire anytime she parades them around like the fucktard she is. So sad!
I think she is wearing this product called "Bodyperks". They are basically fake "hard" nipples you place over your own real nipples... cause hard nipples are all the craze with the clebutards.
I did view the HQ version of the photo and those are nipple guards. It would be hilarious if they were real, but they are in fact nipple guards. Sorry to burst your bubble people.
Yup, as a female I agree. Those are pasties to cover the nips when you wear flimsy clothes. Of course people never take into account the bright flash of a camera which pretty much exposes anything not covered by an undergarment.
Please... she is girl next door cute and any guy would kill for a girl with such big nipples. I think the people talking trash on here are a bunch of jealous girls
Her nipples were one of the last things on her body that I hoped had possibly one redeeming quality...and now these pictures conclude that unless her pussy stays tighter than an 8-year-old until she 86, she's totally worthless from head to toe. Nothing wrong with having itty bitty titties...but when your nipple takes up half of the titty...nasty, just nasty
Ugly? Maybe I am missing something here but all I see is a cute brunette with a pair of great looking dick sucking lips, a large round ass, and wide, sexy hips perfect for doggystyle handling. Her voice may have me contemplating suicide but, shit, you could always fill her mouth with dick and when you are not fucking, fill your ears with earplugs.
Ugh! Ugly nipples on that little squatbeast. She should please go away. Just because Oprah likes her (for some reason) doesn't mean she should get her own talk show....
I think one of you had it right, theres something covering up the nips. They kind of look like nicotine patches. You'd think they'd make them with a non reflective surface... or maybe that just where she puts them.
"Assfucks, those are called "puffies." And if any of you fags have actually touched a human female tit in your lives, you'd know that areolas come in all shapes and sizes and textures. And you'd know the difference between an areola and a nipple."
Agreed, aerolas come in different shapes and sizes. It seems like people on these gossip sites have seen too many man-sized ones to know the difference. If you have jutting titties like she does, chances are you'll have these "puffies", which look better than the tits being flashed by the 20-something celebutantes out there.
If anyone doesn't like Rachael Ray, that's fine. She's being "annoying" all the way to the bank.
I think what you are seeing are these little nip slips that can be worn under your clothes. Like pasties. Some how the light caught them through the dress.
No, no, no...those are not "puffies". "Puffies" are made of flesh, not plastic. I simply cannot believe she did this. She is wearing those stick-on fake nips that some strange & cheap website is hawking (some blogger posted a link a week or two ago). They are actually fake plastic nipples that are meant to give the Posh Becks robo-nipple effect. Definitely NOT meant for a see through blouse. Pitiful! LMFAO!!!
Rachael looked better in her old kitchen. The orange & green ( aren't those the Irish flag colors?)remodeling is ugly. She needs a good bra fitting, breasts too high & clothes are too tight. She should go on "What Not To Wear."
bottom line i'm not sure if they're real or not, but they rule and i for one, would love too have a little taste test. yeah...she can be a little annoying at times but i'll be dammed if she's not some crazy little minx in bed.
RR only looks ok in highly altered PhotoCHOPPED pics. Otherwise, if someone didn't know who she was, she has the appearance of a thick stump; & if ya do know who she is, the ugliness inside makes her even fuglier on the outside. RR is a loud, bossy, pandering, phony beotch. Her *success* is the result of media manufacture & 'sheeple' dull enough to follow her. RR is OBNOXIOUS. Her true self is leeching out on her show, so she better enjoy it while she can, she'll soon be a HasBeen.
I think she is kind of cute but not in a beautiful way and he is so bubbly. I get it a lot of people are not into a talkative person. She is cute with a not so good looking husband.
Just saw her show. Those are nipple guards. Wore them last week and they are little sticky sillicone things you put over your nipples so you can't see the actual nipples. She is really tiny in person. So fun, beautiful and gracious...seriously she beats Tyra, annoying Oprah or Ellen any day.
So many people here bag on her yet they came to this page knowing full well she would be on it. Are you Republicans or something. I think there is a picture of Emmeril's ass somewhere that you can pretend to hate.
yes, those are those stick on things. no, she doesn't have a nj accent, it's an upstate ny one, i have it, too, we don't sound like we're from jersey. yes, she's a fake bitch who probably slept her way to where she is. yes, she's a lesbian and i would bet that her husband is also playing for the other team.
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By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:29:50
Apparently she has alien nipples to go with her man hands. She is fucking disgusting any way you slice it. And it only gets worse when she opens her screeching mouth.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:32:16
She's easily one of the most annoying people on television.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:37:24
Those sure are some monster nipples.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:38:13
Maybe more people would watch her crap if she served her fixin's on those dinnerplates.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:40:37
her flying saucers raise her from a 2 to a 2.5
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:41:10
I fucking HATE her.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:41:51
I like her and think she is cute.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:46:19
Having those on her is like putting an awesome stereo in a Yugo.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:52:32
That New Jersey cunt nasal voice she has makes me want to punch her in her fat ugly face.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:54:46
ferget ray..INGAS IN JAILL HAHAHHAHAH
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 15:55:49
where's the eye bleach? eeewwwwwww!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:09:46
Maybe she is a femmebot? That looked oddly metallice
By twist, on September 7, 2007 16:09:50
First. And awesome.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:11:06
um... i don't think those are her nipples. they're too big and raised all around. they're probably those little sticker cover things so you can go bra;-less.
By hurleygurlie2388, on September 7, 2007 16:11:19
ew pepperoni nipples
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:15:22
they look like little diaphrams
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:18:33
I don't know ... too symmetrical (both of 'em), too shiny, no nip definition ... could it be she's wearing some sort of nipple guard, or whatever the f*ck it is that they're called. I just can't see the annoying face and voice of corporate middle America being that bold.
And while we're on the subject, is it possible for her to be in any more commercials. She and Peyton Manning have to be neck & neck in the race to the over-exposure finish line.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:20:43
Assfucks, those are called "puffies." And if any of you fags have actually touched a human female tit in your lives, you'd know that areolas come in all shapes and sizes and textures. And you'd know the difference between an areola and a nipple.
To the people who "fucking hate" her--- why? She's never done or said anything nasty. Is it annoying to see someone who seems naturally happy, energetic and successful when you're a miserable loser-fuck?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:21:32
looks like she has on those stick-on nipple shields you wear when bra-less. They look a lot worse than whatever her own might look like.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:22:17
1. She's wearing nipple guards in place of a bra, but they look stupid, so she's better off without.
2. She whored her way to get to Oprah and then get her own show on FN. Many NY news station people blew their loads in her mouth.
3. She's an annoying cunt who'll hopefully disappear soon.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:24:27
what is the point of nipple guards if they just look like fucking nipples anyway?
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 16:58:26
1) Those are nipple guards, not nipples.
2) HOLY SHIT that is the least flattering dress ever made.
3) I'd still fuck her, but I got a MILF fetish so what do I know.
By The Photoshop Detective, on September 7, 2007 17:15:27
To all the people saying she's wearing nipple guards, those aren't actually a part of the picture, click on it and they'll go away. It's just not legal to show her hot plastic tennis ball robotits on a website without giving adequite warning first.
By That guy who continues to be adiquite, on September 7, 2007 17:21:43
Ewwwww...I heard about them nasty "lady lumps".
It seems she burned her "cupcakes" during an episode of her shitty cooking show, and her nips had to be rebuilt surgically. Unfortunately, they got seriously infected, due to her insistence on rubbing them with mixture of corn meal, dog shit, and Samuel L. Jackson's spoogum.
Now, the scar tissue has left them looking like someone tried to put them out with a shovel, causing hetro men to want to light themselves on fire anytime she parades them around like the fucktard she is. So sad!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 17:58:42
Where did her neck go? This chubby midget is annoying as hell, she has one of the ugliest voices I've ever heard.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:03:30
Why is she wearing fake nipples? Those are clearly fake because real nipples aren't that shiny. Gosh, she's such an annoying cow.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:11:53
I think she is wearing this product called "Bodyperks". They are basically fake "hard" nipples you place over your own real nipples... cause hard nipples are all the craze with the clebutards.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 18:18:12
she has 12 yr old boobs anyway.. *pukes*
By Dani, on September 7, 2007 18:46:39
I did view the HQ version of the photo and those are nipple guards. It would be hilarious if they were real, but they are in fact nipple guards. Sorry to burst your bubble people.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:02:11
Yup, as a female I agree. Those are pasties to cover the nips when you wear flimsy clothes. Of course people never take into account the bright flash of a camera which pretty much exposes anything not covered by an undergarment.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:37:22
oh my god they are like dinner plates!!!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:39:00
Nipple Pasteys.... i dont ever recall seeing nipples that shiney.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:42:19
All I can say is "Not Yummo!"
I know that she uses the acronym "EVOO" a lot, which stands for her "Enlarged Vagina Over Oprah."
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 19:46:46
Please... she is girl next door cute and any guy would kill for a girl with such big nipples. I think the people talking trash on here are a bunch of jealous girls
By TJ, on September 7, 2007 19:53:31
ew ew ew. good lord.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:22:07
Look like nipple guard/shields or whatever they are called to me. To plump and round to be real nipples.
Wow. Never thought I would see the day when I was commenting on RR's Nips. She's great in her own way. Unique. Do I watch her show? 4x I think.
By jane, on September 7, 2007 20:26:26
Annoying, she is. Unnatractive, hardly. Wouldn't touch it with a stick, tho. She could start talking out of nowhere.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 20:59:12
One word: BRAVO!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 21:52:04
I didn't know Kelly Clarkson could cook?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 01:11:35
Those are pasties.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 06:43:45
Nice - I'm now ready to give her some of my EVOO.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 06:46:48
You're ready to give her some of your EVOO, eh, 06:46:48? Is that with an emphasis on the EXTRA VIRGIN?
Oh, I kill me, IDLYITW.com. :)
By quoipourquoi, on September 8, 2007 07:51:41
Nipple guards? Those are huge areola...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 07:56:16
I bet Ophra is regretting her decision now to give this bitch a show ...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:24:17
The woman's ghot some very HUGE areola's on her titties, and right now, they're the best things about her!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 08:31:29
Whoa, whoa, whoa! She is not a NEW JERSEY cunt, she's from New YORK.
Thanks.
We've got enough problems without having this insane, loudmouth attributed to us!!
By RR isn't a Jersey Girl, on September 8, 2007 08:31:54
Her face annoys the fuck outta me. WOULD YOU SERIOUSLY EVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO GRINS LIKE THAT?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 09:47:10
Her two nipples can't possibly make up for her countless ripples....
By joejoe, on September 8, 2007 09:49:15
I agree, she's really annyoing and her show sucks but maybe she just didn't know how to attach those nipple stickers to hide them :p
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 09:56:54
I can't believe her ugly ass has warranted 50 comments thus far.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 10:50:30
52 counting your's & this one! Guess big nips N' areolas'll have that effect sometimes.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 11:09:13
Looks like she's been enjoying her craft a bit too much. Rach, sweetie, try a diet recipe.
By J-Bird, on September 8, 2007 11:15:36
evoo has been tasteing too many of her dishes.lets see her back side.
By Would love a taste test, on September 8, 2007 12:33:05
homegirl needs to lose some weight and tone down that ego.
By Miss Tacky News, on September 8, 2007 14:14:21
looks like her nips are sunny side up
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 14:38:17
Not really into "puffies" but her ass is piece of art! Would love to be behind that slapping it while pounding her pussy.
Only bitches and fags are annoyed by her - ain't a real man alive who wouldn't tag that!
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on September 8, 2007 15:50:46
Her nipples were one of the last things on her body that I hoped had possibly one redeeming quality...and now these pictures conclude that unless her pussy stays tighter than an 8-year-old until she 86, she's totally worthless from head to toe. Nothing wrong with having itty bitty titties...but when your nipple takes up half of the titty...nasty, just nasty
By RachelHasUglyNipples, on September 8, 2007 16:51:55
who?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 18:34:58
Ugly? Maybe I am missing something here but all I see is a cute brunette with a pair of great looking dick sucking lips, a large round ass, and wide, sexy hips perfect for doggystyle handling. Her voice may have me contemplating suicide but, shit, you could always fill her mouth with dick and when you are not fucking, fill your ears with earplugs.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 18:45:12
She looks like the slightly naughty ugly PTA mom. Doing the principal so her kids get C's.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:03:29
Why couldn't she just wear a bra?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:40:46
what the fuck did she do to her eyebrows...
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 20:02:14
Why couldn't she just wear a bra?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 19:40:46
because she has nothing to put in one.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 21:03:33
i wish she'd wear cankle guards too
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 21:47:39
And u had to cover the grossest nipples ever why? fuckin let the world see how bad it can get
By [F], on September 8, 2007 22:40:15
I think this chick was my chunky waitress at Canter's Deli last week.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2007 23:27:00
I'd drill it doggy style then have the bitch make me some eggs.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 06:51:47
i'd do her Yummo EVOO!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 08:02:37
Damn, talk about saucers!
By Tony, on September 9, 2007 08:23:10
ewwwwwwwwww i just lost my appetite
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 09:48:48
Ugh! Ugly nipples on that little squatbeast.
She should please go away.
Just because Oprah likes her (for some reason)
doesn't mean she should get her own talk show....
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 10:06:28
I think one of you had it right, theres something covering up the nips. They kind of look like nicotine patches. You'd think they'd make them with a non reflective surface... or maybe that just where she puts them.
The milks gone bad!!!!
By Trip, on September 9, 2007 12:29:31
Thick chick with small tits and huge nipples. Dang, ain't that a bitch?
By Crappy O'Pappy, on September 9, 2007 13:10:12
It must suck to be a fat girl with no tits. All that fat in all the wrong places..Bummer.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 15:11:58
*sigh*
For those of you that have never actually seen a woman's breasts, those are called nipple petals. Unless of course she has nips made of fibreglas.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2007 22:39:13
She is just short and stumpy and she needs to buy some tits...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:48:51
I think she is hot as hell...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:02:14
If you've ever seen her show, she has a big fat ass and tiny little tits. She sucks.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:55:19
Bring on the whipped cream so I can bury my face.
By I would eat at Rachels Plate, on September 10, 2007 09:58:09
Bring on the whipped cream so I can bury my face.
By I would eat at Rachels Plate, on September 10, 2007 09:58:16
i'd fuck her and her big nipples
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 11:14:42
wtf happened to her face? Plastic Surgery! Does not even look like her at all.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 11:19:11
"Assfucks, those are called "puffies." And if any of you fags have actually touched a human female tit in your lives, you'd know that areolas come in all shapes and sizes and textures. And you'd know the difference between an areola and a nipple."
Agreed, aerolas come in different shapes and sizes. It seems like people on these gossip sites have seen too many man-sized ones to know the difference. If you have jutting titties like she does, chances are you'll have these "puffies", which look better than the tits being flashed by the 20-something celebutantes out there.
If anyone doesn't like Rachael Ray, that's fine. She's being "annoying" all the way to the bank.
By Buttcheeks Monthly, on September 10, 2007 11:25:04
I think what you are seeing are these little nip slips that can be worn under your clothes. Like pasties. Some how the light caught them through the dress.
By Sher, on September 10, 2007 13:07:40
No, no, no...those are not "puffies". "Puffies" are made of flesh, not plastic. I simply cannot believe she did this. She is wearing those stick-on fake nips that some strange & cheap website is hawking (some blogger posted a link a week or two ago). They are actually fake plastic nipples that are meant to give the Posh Becks robo-nipple effect. Definitely NOT meant for a see through blouse. Pitiful! LMFAO!!!
By dixiegirl, on September 10, 2007 13:30:19
human flesh?????
By ewwwwwww!, on September 10, 2007 14:10:20
I'd hit her!
By MistyLane, on September 10, 2007 14:26:47
Rachael looked better in her old kitchen. The orange & green ( aren't those the Irish flag colors?)remodeling is ugly. She needs a good bra fitting, breasts too high & clothes are too tight. She should go on "What Not To Wear."
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:38:21
bottom line i'm not sure if they're real or not, but they rule and i for one, would love too have a little taste test. yeah...she can be a little annoying at times but i'll be dammed if she's not some crazy little minx in bed.
By david10006, on September 10, 2007 15:05:28
RR only looks ok in highly altered PhotoCHOPPED pics. Otherwise, if someone didn't know who she was, she has the appearance of a thick stump; & if ya do know who she is, the ugliness inside makes her even fuglier on the outside. RR is a loud, bossy, pandering, phony beotch. Her *success* is the result of media manufacture & 'sheeple' dull enough to follow her. RR is OBNOXIOUS. Her true self is leeching out on her show, so she better enjoy it while she can, she'll soon be a HasBeen.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 16:04:01
What a horrible facelift! I'm no fan of her show but in the beginning of 30minute meals she didn't look this....surprised?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:48:36
I think she is kind of cute but not in a beautiful way and he is so bubbly. I get it a lot of people are not into a talkative person. She is cute with a not so good looking husband.
By Go with the Flow, on September 10, 2007 23:03:50
Those aren't nipples, they're obviously eyeballs culled from the elusive and mysterious giant squid.
Deal with it people. Some women have unattractive breasties!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 00:52:24
She obviously has one of these:
http://www.thebreastformstore.com/fake-nipples.aspx
By kattling, on September 11, 2007 05:49:21
Just saw her show. Those are nipple guards. Wore them last week and they are little sticky sillicone things you put over your nipples so you can't see the actual nipples.
She is really tiny in person. So fun, beautiful and gracious...seriously she beats Tyra, annoying Oprah or Ellen any day.
By T, on September 11, 2007 14:30:15
She is all around obnoxious and gross!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 16:51:08
http://flakmag.com/misc/bodyperks.html
They are called "Bodyperks"--how lame!
By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:23:46
So many people here bag on her yet they came to this page knowing full well she would be on it. Are you Republicans or something. I think there is a picture of Emmeril's ass somewhere that you can pretend to hate.
By jaded, on September 27, 2007 16:26:06
yes, those are those stick on things.
no, she doesn't have a nj accent, it's an upstate ny one, i have it, too, we don't sound like we're from jersey.
yes, she's a fake bitch who probably slept her way to where she is.
yes, she's a lesbian and i would bet that her husband is also playing for the other team.
By mb, on October 16, 2007 08:43:39
Love that bubble butt,and she can cook monday night football comfort food too! It don't get any beter'n dat!
By assman, on October 16, 2007 11:32:29
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