31 Comments:

• This chick has zero sex appeal as far as I'm concerned. Mr. Gyllenhaal is better off without her.

  By catman, on September 13, 2007 11:21:05

• Reese, you had better start learning how to please your man. Have you ever looked into Lycra bicycle shorts? And make sure you stuff them!

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:32:07

• How does a fairy break up with a beard? Shave it off?

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:37:33

• Hm...bang Reese Witherspoon or be gay...bang Reese Witherspoon or be gay...
  
  Where's my coin?

  By JAC, on September 13, 2007 11:37:53

• I'm surprised, especially considering that her chin could easily double as a strap-on. I bet she could bury that thing a good 6 inches in if she tried hard enough.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:41:31

• Her expression in this photo : "You are such a fucking idiot."
  
  His: "Dude, I am so cool! These people LOVE ME!"

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:51:33

• Here's a caption for this pic:
  
  Under Reese: I won an Oscar.
  
  Under Jake: I blew a guy named Oscar.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:56:30

• totally catman. Reese Witherspoon is so fucking boring and not one ounce of her is sexy. why does anybody care about her?

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 11:58:30

• By simple existence alone, Reese Witherspoon makes me want to punch her in the face.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 12:01:33

• Reese is really starting to resemble her character in "Election."

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 12:15:54

• Finally, now Jake's free to data other guys.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 13:11:29

• She is probably the most ugly actress to get leading roles in films. And i totally don't get why the latter, because what she lacks in attractiveness she lacks in talent also.
  Plus she has the vibes to be one of these girls who after the first 3 weeks of a relationship cuts the sex back to three times a YEAR.

  By die Krautsalaten, on September 13, 2007 13:16:17

• Maybe jake was really wanting to get to Ryan Phillipe by going through Reese..

  By Lisa G., on September 13, 2007 13:30:43

• yeah baby
  

  By chynna, on September 13, 2007 13:41:08

• yeah baby
  

  By chynna, on September 13, 2007 13:41:10

• They were never meant to be; while she is a vegetarian, he likes baloney in the can

  By x24, on September 13, 2007 14:03:51

• Gay or not, that boy is looking like a hot piece of Manness!! yum!

  By its_mia_uno_bitches, on September 13, 2007 14:06:30

• Of course they broke up. Jake's gayer than Christmas.

  By Tony, on September 13, 2007 14:45:23

• Christmas is gay?
  
  Dayum.

  By Vigilante, on September 13, 2007 14:48:26

• Ha ha ha, Jake Gyllenhaal's a fag!

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:07:50

• As gay as a day in May.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:08:45

• As queer as a three dollar bill.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:09:26

• More bent than a paperclip.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 15:10:12

• Reese is frigid, am sure.

  By snarkmeister, on September 13, 2007 16:56:17

• 'Oh yeah Jake, take me, take me now'
  'Yeah you want it ? Because here it .... wait a minute. Reese honey, where's your cock ?'
  'What do you mean ?'
  'Your cock darling where is it ?'
  'Ummmm, girls don't have cocks Jake'
  'They WHAT ????'
  -jake runs into the bathroom holding his mouth while Reese grabs a Hollywood magazine and browses for single male actors.

  By That guy smiling at pointing toward the distance in the magazine clothing advertisements, on September 13, 2007 19:39:50

• If you don't want to fuck Reese Witherspoon, you like to eat bags of dicks. Fact. Gyllenhall - here's your bag. Eat up !

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 20:51:31

• I can't stand Reese either. So fake & phoney, ugly as sin and no talent. Most of her movies she plays the same character (smug, snobby, Im above everyone else) type. And it certainly shows in real life as well. She's very frigid. There's a reason why Ryan left her. He's had enough time to go running back to her if he wanted, ... but he didn't. Hmmmmmmm

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 21:47:56

• Oops! Jake just remembered something. Vaginas = ewww! And Reese wanted some frontdoor action occasionally.

  By anonymous, on September 13, 2007 21:49:02

• I really, really liked Reese in Election and in Freeway. She was hilarious, and really cute. But yeah, she's gotten absolutely fugly in the past 10 years or so.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 08:10:28

• No way she takes it in the seat so Jake is moving on.

  By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:23:36

• i AM DEVASTATED at the news. I am shock shock shock shock schoked and saddened over this. What beautiful babies and what a lovely joint bank account they would have made! Oh, this is terible. My weekend is ruined.
  
  Frankly, I'm still trying to figure out how Reese allowed herself to be placed into a hideously embarrassing and VERY public situation, in other words, not likely to be forgotten for a long, long time. Especially when she comes off as being an educated snob, and vibes "I am so much smarter than you are." The woman holds an Oscar, after all. Clearly, where there is smoke, in the book or Reese Witherspoon, there is definitely NOT fire (or credibility.)
  
  I'm no longer a fan. The lady clearly has bats in the belfry. Beard!

  By Sami, on September 14, 2007 16:39:45