that was gay. if you go watch that in the theater, that might not be butter in your popcorn. it might be puss from an exploding whitehead on the chin of the zit-faced comic store owner that's sitting next to you.
I must be missing something, but that looked more like a store mannikin than a real human woman's body... and it certainly didn't resemble the stick figure that's currently known as Angelina Jolie.
The guy who plays Beowulf is one of the gangsters from The Departed...it's cool they used a relative unknown, and not some boring Viggo Mortensen type.
That just looks like the cutscenes from a Playstation 2 game. Doesn't even look as good as the stuff for the new consoles. Plus, what the fuck is the point in looking at a digital nekkid Angelina Jolie when the real one's enough of a whore to have hundreds of jerkable pics out there of her already ?
Are you fucking kidding me? That's no more a real image of Angelina Jolie than Betty Rubble is a real woman. It's a fucking cartoon! Her pussy was completely edited out and smoothed over like a barbie doll's. People who get excited over drawings and cgi are the biggest tools in the world.
I'm calling bullshit on all this nonsense. We wait years for Angelina to do full-frontal, and we get this--a badly made cartoon character with a passing resemblance to her; oh, and with a goddamn tail!
For those of you curious about animation, there's this great quote by Ralph Eggleston, animation director for The Incredibles:
"In my opinion it's always been a fallacy, the notion that human characters have to look photo-realistic in CG. You can do so much more with stylized human characters. Audiences innately know how humans move and gravity works, so if a human character doesn't feel right, they'll feel something's wrong...
Their angle to improve things was to toss in a nude cartoon body of Angelina + blood/action, but I think this will be a flop for the same reasons as polar express.
It's not going to be a flop because of the animation, it's going to be a flop because there are so many idiots (ie, 13:48) who don't know anything about classic literature and are writing it off as just another nerdy fantasy movie.
The guy who plays Beowulf is one of the gangsters from The Departed...it's cool they used a relative unknown, and not some boring Viggo Mortensen type."
At least I don't know what the hell this movie is unlike most 9th graders -- who I'm sure do. That would put you in their group, loser.
Beowulf was the first novel ever written, and if you went to high school, you were required to read it in 9th or 10th grade, unless you were too stupid to read at that level, or your school was too sub-par to hire decent English teachers.
That was what, oh, 15 YEARS ago Ace -- obviously didn't interest me in the least. Done some stuff, read better since, forgive me. Oh, and my master's degree must make me really stupid. I'm sure you're a genius compared to me -- you have fun watching your cartoon while I'm out having a life.
I dunno...my English classes were more about writing essays. None of the kids at my high school read Beowulf; we all got the Iliad and the Odyssey. And my school wasn't in some retarded hick town.
Beside that those "photorealistic" mannequins they put out there creep me out. No one wants to see a movie where everyone is CG but looks real. It's weird. People go to see CG movies because they aren't realistic. By the way, Angelina sooo wishes she still looks like that skinny homewrecking whore.
And just for the record, I am not a fan of Chinnifer, either.
You don't remember the books you've read? Beowulf is pretty memorable since is was so fucking boring! I was in advanced English and read that stupid book in 8th grade, but of course I remember it! You don't remember Beowulf because you didn't read it, dumb ass.
The bottom line is, if you've never heard of "Beowulf", you are stupid. It's that simple. Okay? Masters degree or not.
Believe me, I know some criminally stupid people who have Masters degrees. (girls with psychology degrees, usually). I have one, an MBA...and I fully admit I'm a troglodyte. They aren't worth much.
I have heard of Beowulf. But that doesn't make it good enough to read or mention. You on the other hand were clearly the moron who liked it or the dumbass who watched the movie instead of reading it. I read it in eighth grade and it was shit then and still is.
Just to be like, hey Masters Degree Bitch, privately-schooled middle schoolers will make you eat scholastic shit.
Anyway...all of you are stupid for arguing over who is more educated because when you really think about it...you are posting on a celebrity blog thread about naked Jolie.
I used to think she was pretty in a Phycho sort of way..she was always wayyyy out there..I don't think shes even pretty anymore, and it has nothing to do with Jennifer A. I think skanky has a huge bobble head, an enormous forhead, and the fish lips just look horrible, shes skin and bones. I don't know how anyone could call her the most beautiful woman in the world? unless they are locked away with only pics of Aj.
I thought that Lady Murasaki's "The Tale of Genji" was actually the world's first novel. If I recall correctly, Genji slightly outdates Beowulf. Not to take away from either work, but I've heard debates both ways.
Her body used to look like that she is skelatore now so it's the equivalent of being photoshopped to death. It looks good, but in no way is it her body. Still have fun whacking off.
I must be missing something, but that looked more like a store mannikin than a real human woman's body...
are you fucking retarded?!?!?!?!? can you read?! for the last time ignorant morons IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I picked up on that even though I'm fucking retarded. If you had read my entire post, I think you might've noticed I said it didn't resemble AJ...in other words, since you apparently need this spelled out for you, the CGI didn't even look like a woman, much less HER, but you were apparently too excited and eager to call me a name. Asshole.
56 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAngelina Jolie's body is just awesome. That is all.
By Jim, on September 5, 2007 12:20:47
How cool!Virtual Angelina Jolie with an "i think she must look like that" pixel body.Hold your breath,I'll go jerk off on that thought..
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:21:11
OK, that looked like a cartoon to me.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:23:19
It IS a cartoon. DUH!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:24:36
It looks like the same body she had when she was naked in Gia.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:25:41
Angelina never really did anything for me. I don't think she is all that beautiful. She's just another Hollywood whore.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:37:49
What happened to the full frontal pic. i can't view. I'm soo sad. :o(
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:39:44
They'd need a lot more pixels for the body she had when she was naked in Gia, compared to now.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:49:28
She's always been hot, I don't care what the psycho Aniston fans say.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 12:50:54
This movie looks lame. I'd rather see Delta Farce. Wait, no I wouldn't.
Actually, yes I would, that's how lame this movie is going to be.
By Micropede, on September 5, 2007 12:56:16
that was gay.
if you go watch that in the theater, that might not be butter in your popcorn. it might be puss from an exploding whitehead on the chin of the zit-faced comic store owner that's sitting next to you.
By i don't like you in any way, on September 5, 2007 12:56:31
Wow. You losers are getting turned on by a CARTOON.
Do you whack off to Jessica Rabbit, too???
By Boys Are Idiots, on September 5, 2007 13:03:18
I don't see why it's NSFW?
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:11:52
Big whoop. There was hardly any angelina jolie at all in there, and what little there was wasn't much to look at.
Nice CGI though. Pretty soon they'll be able to do without real actors all together. That'll put them in their place, eh?
By Angryman, on September 5, 2007 13:28:04
Yeah, but Angelina had a huge bush in Gia.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:32:18
I must be missing something, but that looked more like a store mannikin than a real human woman's body... and it certainly didn't resemble the stick figure that's currently known as Angelina Jolie.
Jesue, men will jerk off to anything!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:37:51
What the HELL? Huh??? Sorry, what the hell is this movie??
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:48:29
13:48 - take a 9th-grade English class.
The guy who plays Beowulf is one of the gangsters from The Departed...it's cool they used a relative unknown, and not some boring Viggo Mortensen type.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 13:53:41
That just looks like the cutscenes from a Playstation 2 game. Doesn't even look as good as the stuff for the new consoles. Plus, what the fuck is the point in looking at a digital nekkid Angelina Jolie when the real one's enough of a whore to have hundreds of jerkable pics out there of her already ?
By That guy who you had a crush on in highschool, on September 5, 2007 14:04:24
Are you fucking kidding me? That's no more a real image of Angelina Jolie than Betty Rubble is a real woman. It's a fucking cartoon! Her pussy was completely edited out and smoothed over like a barbie doll's. People who get excited over drawings and cgi are the biggest tools in the world.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:00:04
I must be missing something, but that looked more like a store mannikin than a real human woman's body...
are you fucking retarded?!?!?!?!? can you read?! for the last time ignorant morons IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:02:27
Yeah I'm definitely gonna beat off to CGI Jolie. Get a load of those tits! Damn!
By Tony, on September 5, 2007 15:26:27
I'm calling bullshit on all this nonsense. We wait years for Angelina to do full-frontal, and we get this--a badly made cartoon character with a passing resemblance to her; oh, and with a goddamn tail!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:35:07
For those of you curious about animation, there's this great quote by Ralph Eggleston, animation director for The Incredibles:
"In my opinion it's always been a fallacy, the notion that human characters have to look photo-realistic in CG. You can do so much more with stylized human characters. Audiences innately know how humans move and gravity works, so if a human character doesn't feel right, they'll feel something's wrong...
This movie, much like it's predecessor "The Polar Express", suffers from the same drained, lifeless faces. Here's a good analysis of why Polar Express sucked.
Their angle to improve things was to toss in a nude cartoon body of Angelina + blood/action, but I think this will be a flop for the same reasons as polar express.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 15:35:52
It's not going to be a flop because of the animation, it's going to be a flop because there are so many idiots (ie, 13:48) who don't know anything about classic literature and are writing it off as just another nerdy fantasy movie.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 16:16:40
"13:48 - take a 9th-grade English class.
The guy who plays Beowulf is one of the gangsters from The Departed...it's cool they used a relative unknown, and not some boring Viggo Mortensen type."
At least I don't know what the hell this movie is unlike most 9th graders -- who I'm sure do. That would put you in their group, loser.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 16:39:56
Beowulf was the first novel ever written, and if you went to high school, you were required to read it in 9th or 10th grade, unless you were too stupid to read at that level, or your school was too sub-par to hire decent English teachers.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 16:45:48
That was what, oh, 15 YEARS ago Ace -- obviously didn't interest me in the least. Done some stuff, read better since, forgive me. Oh, and my master's degree must make me really stupid. I'm sure you're a genius compared to me -- you have fun watching your cartoon while I'm out having a life.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 17:27:16
I dunno...my English classes were more about writing essays. None of the kids at my high school read Beowulf; we all got the Iliad and the Odyssey. And my school wasn't in some retarded hick town.
Beside that those "photorealistic" mannequins they put out there creep me out. No one wants to see a movie where everyone is CG but looks real. It's weird. People go to see CG movies because they aren't realistic. By the way, Angelina sooo wishes she still looks like that skinny homewrecking whore.
And just for the record, I am not a fan of Chinnifer, either.
By Alicia, on September 5, 2007 17:35:41
16:45 you are such an ass. Some people have more to do in life than recall literature from high school. Good Lord.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 17:46:59
That looks awesome!
By Dennis, on September 5, 2007 17:49:24
You don't remember the books you've read? Beowulf is pretty memorable since is was so fucking boring! I was in advanced English and read that stupid book in 8th grade, but of course I remember it! You don't remember Beowulf because you didn't read it, dumb ass.
By you went to dumb people skool, on September 5, 2007 17:57:41
It's an effen CARTOON you loonies!! Geesh!!
By patty, on September 5, 2007 18:09:01
Beowulf is an epic poem, not a novel. It was written by an unknown author somewhere from 9th-11th century.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 18:25:11
"we all got the Iliad and the Odyssey"
Homer is so junior high. Your school was sllooowww.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 18:27:57
Beowulf is an epic poem, but is also historically considered "the first novel written." According to literary experts it is technically a "novel."
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 18:30:24
umm, stupid much---it does look like her but she has Barbie's cunt
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 19:16:31
The bottom line is, if you've never heard of "Beowulf", you are stupid. It's that simple. Okay? Masters degree or not.
Believe me, I know some criminally stupid people who have Masters degrees. (girls with psychology degrees, usually). I have one, an MBA...and I fully admit I'm a troglodyte. They aren't worth much.
Glad I could help.
By J-Bird, on September 5, 2007 19:25:19
I have heard of Beowulf. But that doesn't make it good enough to read or mention. You on the other hand were clearly the moron who liked it or the dumbass who watched the movie instead of reading it. I read it in eighth grade and it was shit then and still is.
Just to be like, hey Masters Degree Bitch, privately-schooled middle schoolers will make you eat scholastic shit.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 21:44:36
that does look like her naked body in Gia.
Anyway...all of you are stupid for arguing over who is more educated because when you really think about it...you are posting on a celebrity blog thread about naked Jolie.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2007 22:32:32
I used to think she was pretty in a Phycho sort of way..she was always wayyyy out there..I don't think shes even pretty anymore, and it has nothing to do with Jennifer A. I think skanky has a huge bobble head, an enormous forhead, and the fish lips just look horrible, shes skin and bones. I don't know how anyone could call her the most beautiful woman in the world? unless they are locked away with only pics of Aj.
By someone, on September 6, 2007 01:34:27
22:32:32 WINNER OF THE THREAD
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 04:15:03
I thought that Lady Murasaki's "The Tale of Genji" was actually the world's first novel. If I recall correctly, Genji slightly outdates Beowulf. Not to take away from either work, but I've heard debates both ways.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 04:36:06
another crappy movie
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 05:16:35
this movie is going to be awesome, can't wait for it to come out. Angelina looks hot!
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 06:54:24
Yeah. I'm sure her body hasn't been altered at all. Because she really looks like that now....
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 07:04:55
Genji was the world's first novel and Beowulf is an epic poem, written by an unknown Christian poet.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 09:12:48
Her body used to look like that she is skelatore now so it's the equivalent of being photoshopped to death. It looks good, but in no way is it her body. Still have fun whacking off.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 09:17:08
Well I've never heard of Beowulf, and I have TWO masters degrees! AND I'm an astronaut!
On-topic, I don't find Angie attractive at all. She looks more like a man than her "man" does, and her feet are bigger to boot (no pun intended).
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 10:25:52
Not the first time she's been nude on film. She was nude in that Gia movie with the blond doc from Lost.
By www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts, on September 6, 2007 12:39:03
They actually did her a favor in making her body CG because who wants to see a skeleton with lots of strechtmarks.
By You dont know, on September 6, 2007 15:36:26
I must be missing something, but that looked more like a store mannikin than a real human woman's body...
are you fucking retarded?!?!?!?!? can you read?! for the last time ignorant morons IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I picked up on that even though I'm fucking retarded. If you had read my entire post, I think you might've noticed I said it didn't resemble AJ...in other words, since you apparently need this spelled out for you, the CGI didn't even look like a woman, much less HER, but you were apparently too excited and eager to call me a name. Asshole.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2007 16:55:30
My school wasn't slow, we just didn't read crap like this steaming pile. Just because something is old doesn't mean it's good.
Thats like praising Xanadu for all it's contributions to cinema.
By Alicia, on September 6, 2007 19:14:09
Yah, that's really her body and wrestling is real too. Retard.
By Kacky, on September 6, 2007 21:49:01
If you didn't read it, then you don't know if it's good or not, Alicia.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 08:57:04
I thought I saw that crackhead guy from LOTR in that.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2007 23:57:00
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