Have you seen pics of Trudie Styler, his wife? She's a complete dog face, so I don't blame him. And, she encourages this type of behavior...listen to or read her interview with Howard Stern a couple years ago. She and Sting are swingers. I guess if I was a huge rock star with gobs of cash and my wife said it was okee-dokee, I'd be pokin' the fresh pink on a regular basis as well.
good on ya, Sting! Looks like a lot more than $240 worth of puddin' going on there. Damn, if I had that kinda dough, I'd be hitting up fancy brothels all the time...and, I'd take my wife with me because she'd dig it too. Oh yeah, baby!
Sting = an amazingly hot & sexy-time body. From years & years of yoga. I whole heartedly hope he triple wrapped it before he tapped any hooker ass. Yeah, Trudie likes to swang & like chix as well, or so I HEAR. Ahem. Sting. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.............
Well, even whores need love, no? Or perhaps he needed a tantric sex workout and his wife wasn't in town. Either way, Sting worked it out. I hope he wrapped his man unit in a protective sleeve. Ha.
Sting visited a strip club I worked in about 10 years ago, I was his waitress. He was alot of fun and a great tipper!! Also didnt drink. Someone sent him a bottle of champaigne and he gave it to me (Crystal no less). Left alone that night and said he was going home to have phone sex with his wife. Came in after a concert here too.
Wonder if the whore(s) were well versed in tantric sex, as Sting and Pooty (aka, wif) claim to be experts in the art. Or possibly Sting just wanted a wham bam thank you ma'm without all that complicated breathing and having to hold still crap his bag 'o bones wif makes him do? There are times where a simple, old fashioned no frills roll in the hay with an attractive partner is all you need.
I don't see anything wrong with this, what one consenting adult wants to do with another (or 20 other) is their problem, but why exactly are we applauding this? Would you people clap if Sting took a dump on your lawn? He paid for some hookers. Big Fucking Deal.
The Germans aren't much for cute shoes are they? mechanics, hot retired strawberry blond tennis players fraught with drama, strudel, I suppose beer if I drank... but it looks like they missed the shoe mark big time- pity... had such hopes for the Germans...
"Would you people clap if Sting took a dump on your lawn?" 16:18:01. if Sting crapped on my lawn, not only woull I clap, I would get my husband to collect the dung and the grassy lump upon which it sat, properly bag the shit, and sell part of it. On Ebay. And Craig's list. There's all kinds of weirdos out there, myself included. Maybe keep a chunk in a thermo-set container which requires lots of upkeep to maintain a 36 degree temp, so the feces stays perfectly intact for future generations. To enjoy.
jeez, give the prozzies a break, all this 'whore' stuff, you're all out of the old testament or something, sex for money is something someone decides to do, it doesn't permanently turn them into a 'whore', lots of people do stupid things
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Leave Your CommentWay to go Sting!
By dm, on September 14, 2007 09:26:01
Yeah, Sting knows how to party. Good for him =)
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:31:09
Have you seen pics of Trudie Styler, his wife? She's a complete dog face, so I don't blame him. And, she encourages this type of behavior...listen to or read her interview with Howard Stern a couple years ago. She and Sting are swingers. I guess if I was a huge rock star with gobs of cash and my wife said it was okee-dokee, I'd be pokin' the fresh pink on a regular basis as well.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:38:48
Pwn those noobs, Sting.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:47:55
hmmm... the thinner chick with the thigh-highs on would make a nice midnight snack.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:54:21
At least he has the good taste to visit the European ho-houses. I find you get a much better quality ho in a European brothel.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:55:39
Long legged tall shapely girls with curves and big tits. That brothel knows what they're doing.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:56:49
i want to motorboat the woman in the leopard print dress and blue mask. i wonder how much she charges for that. :)
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 09:58:28
good on ya, Sting! Looks like a lot more than $240 worth of puddin' going on there. Damn, if I had that kinda dough, I'd be hitting up fancy brothels all the time...and, I'd take my wife with me because she'd dig it too. Oh yeah, baby!
By Time Ed, on September 14, 2007 10:00:28
Sting = an amazingly hot & sexy-time body. From years & years of yoga. I whole heartedly hope he triple wrapped it before he tapped any hooker ass. Yeah, Trudie likes to swang & like chix as well, or so I HEAR. Ahem.
Sting. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.............
By Mandi Maine, on September 14, 2007 10:02:51
Sting and Trudie are both sex addicts which is fucking cool. I hope my husband wants to fuck as often is Sting does when he's Sting's age.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 10:06:11
I guess he was looking for 'ROXANNE' but she didnt 'PUT ON HER RED LIGHT'. =)
By Black Velveteen, on September 14, 2007 10:07:20
Sting wrote "Roxanne" about a prostitute:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-xsXlwYBus
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 10:09:00
I'm guessing Sting bought lots of wine to go with all that cheese.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 10:14:21
Well, even whores need love, no?
Or perhaps he needed a tantric sex workout and his wife wasn't in town. Either way, Sting worked it out. I hope he wrapped his man unit in a protective sleeve. Ha.
By Jane, on September 14, 2007 10:29:33
I knew i liked tat guy for a reason
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 10:37:29
'Sting loves whores'
Who doesn't?
By Jim, on September 14, 2007 10:51:57
Just looking at that picture gives me a burning itching sensation.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 11:17:32
'Sting loves whores'
Who doesn't?
By Jim, on September 14, 2007 10:51:57
Definitely. Most of us wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for whores and sluts willing to let our dads hit it.
Go, go whores.
By Sevenmack, on September 14, 2007 11:23:43
if it's by the hour doesn't that make the whole tantric session pretty fucking expensive.
By stung, on September 14, 2007 11:29:31
everything little thing she does is magic ...
By catman, on September 14, 2007 11:54:53
ha! time for a new house chef! good lord he's so frigging hot..... makes me wanna start take yoga TODAY
By gigi, on September 14, 2007 12:23:27
Wow Germany! Here in the states we use a paper bag, not a fancy face mask!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 12:41:51
Sting wouldn't touch Pam Anderson with Trudie Styler's dick.
By I Am Right, on September 14, 2007 13:14:06
Sounds Good to Me,, its nice to see we all agree,,
By burntfinger, on September 14, 2007 13:55:16
Uh, this guy is NOT hot. But then again, I'm not old.
And what's with all these props for him going to a whore house? Mmm, STDs...way yo go, Sting!!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 14:06:34
Vud you like to schtick your wiener schnitzel in my apfel strudel Herr Schting?
By Lilly von Schtupp, on September 14, 2007 14:21:02
I always thought he was gay. He is SO feminine. And his wife... OMG... unbelievable.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 14:26:37
Sting visited a strip club I worked in about 10 years ago, I was his waitress. He was alot of fun and a great tipper!! Also didnt drink. Someone sent him a bottle of champaigne and he gave it to me (Crystal no less). Left alone that night and said he was going home to have phone sex with his wife. Came in after a concert here too.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 14:54:00
No matter how much you dress these singers/actors up, they are all a bunch of filthy pigs.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 15:57:11
Wonder if the whore(s) were well versed in tantric sex, as Sting and Pooty (aka, wif) claim to be experts in the art. Or possibly Sting just wanted a wham bam thank you ma'm without all that complicated breathing and having to hold still crap his bag 'o bones wif makes him do? There are times where a simple, old fashioned no frills roll in the hay with an attractive partner is all you need.
By Sami, on September 14, 2007 15:58:18
I don't see anything wrong with this, what one consenting adult wants to do with another (or 20 other) is their problem, but why exactly are we applauding this? Would you people clap if Sting took a dump on your lawn? He paid for some hookers. Big Fucking Deal.
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 16:18:01
How is this different than what Pamela did (who got slammed for it). He paid for sex. She got paid. Atleast she made money ...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 16:19:31
My motto is if you have the money, go for it!!
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 17:15:11
The Germans aren't much for cute shoes are they? mechanics, hot retired strawberry blond tennis players fraught with drama, strudel, I suppose beer if I drank... but it looks like they missed the shoe mark big time- pity... had such hopes for the Germans...
By gigi, after the studying the photos more, on September 14, 2007 20:29:47
How is this different than what Pamela did (who got slammed for it). He paid for sex. She got paid. Atleast she made money ...
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 16:19:31
Pam wins, in my opinion :)
By anonymous, on September 14, 2007 20:44:53
"Would you people clap if Sting took a dump on your lawn?"
16:18:01. if Sting crapped on my lawn, not only woull I clap, I would get my husband to collect the dung and the grassy lump upon which it sat, properly bag the shit, and sell part of it. On Ebay. And Craig's list. There's all kinds of weirdos out there, myself included. Maybe keep a chunk in a thermo-set container which requires lots of upkeep to maintain a 36 degree temp, so the feces stays perfectly intact for future generations. To enjoy.
By I Said POO Keeper, not zoo keeper..., on September 15, 2007 06:57:27
sting ... you the shit. keep it up!
By anonymous, on September 15, 2007 09:47:22
Didn't realize they are swingers. Hmmm. Still don't get the lifestyle even tho I am sorta in it.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2007 15:20:03
10:07 Don't you know anything? Triple wrapping it will cause friction...causing it to break! One GOOD condom is all you need.
By Kenny, on September 15, 2007 20:18:35
now those are some nice whores worth the money , the ones in NEVADA are ugly and DUH he is a rock star most rock star love whores
By anonymous, on September 16, 2007 11:38:08
jeez, give the prozzies a break, all this 'whore' stuff, you're all out of the old testament or something, sex for money is something someone decides to do, it doesn't permanently turn them into a 'whore', lots of people do stupid things
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 04:27:15
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