Rumer Willis looks like one of those hideous composite images from the "IF THEY MATED" skit on Conan O'Brien.
Seriously, how is it possible for someone to be that frickin' ugly? Did she have chin implants or something? It just doesn't seem physically possible for someone's head to be so fucking retarded.
it still wouldn't push him into the "good looking" category, but if Christina's dude got some lipo under his chin and a chin implant, it would be a huge improvement.
Hahahahahaha hohohohohohoh heeeeheeeheee, oh man I really feel bad but godDAMN look at that fucking head. Rumer Willis is one strange creature, poor poor girl. Two of the best looking people in Hollywood bring you into existence and you wind up looking like Batman in the animated series.
Todd...you are WHACK when it comes to Katie, dude. She is elegant, classy, and she looks gorgeous here. Someone must've pee'd on your Cheerios this morning!
But Rumer's body is just so damn fuckable. With someone else's dick. As they say, all you need is a brown bag and a dream in order to bust a nut in her.
K Heigl already has a big ego, I wish she had not won. Nobody should get an award, much less an emmy, for being a bitch and running her mouth too much to stick up for TR Knight.
christina's implants are c-cups not d's. Her are d's now because of the pregnancy. She still looks awesome in those pics and her performance with tony last night, was good.
Rumor Willis is the most fugliest thing I have ever seen in my life.
And someone please kill katherine heigl. she can't act, shes ugly, looks dirty, and talks so much shit. fuckin fag hag
I will never understand how X-tina is 'smokin'... she looks like a tranny and wears waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much make up.
Christina is beautiful, so why does her stylist insist on piling so much rouge and lipstick? Too much. Looks like that put hat shit on w/a puddy knife. They need to tone it down on the cosmetics so her natural pregnancy glow is allowed to shine. Remember how cute Gwn Stefani looked whn she was with babe? ;-}
Heigl looks like a cross between Jessica Simpson and Mr. Pototo Head.
Hopefully Christina's kid lucks out and doesn't end up with his non-chin or her unfortunate freaky bow legs.
Rumer Willis is just too damn funny to look at. All her features are crammed tight in the middle of her face with all this extra room sitting empty. That chin! Damn, she needs to share that with xtina's husband, he must be so jealous of that chin.
Xtina is pretty but that blue dress was ugly! really ugly! Almost as ugly as rumer willis- i think she is the ugliest hollywood spawn, well, aside from her sister Scout........ why was she there anyway? is she on tv now? wtf? did she snatch her ma and stepdad's tix or what? I dont get it.......
Aw, poor Rumer! We can't all be beauty queens. She ought to let her hair grow, I think. I don't think Christina Aguilera's boobs look good at all, though; the implants are quite far apart and the cleavage on that dress is HIDEOUS. Straps would've looked very good, but at awards shows, Christina's outfits usually have one minor thing wrong that throws the whole look off.
My tits are Ds. I'm sure they are not as big as Christina's. Not even close. Christina was a D before the pregnancy, now they must be Es. Emagine how big they will be when her milk comes in. The strech marks will be bad.
Did anyone else think that Katherine Heigl came across as a total bitch when she corrected the narrator. "Ugh, it's HI-gul". Wouldn't it have been better to say,"Hi, I'm Katherine Heigl. The Best Supporting Actress award goes to..."
She clearly doesn't have true grace, however next to Kathy Griffin she looks like Letitia Baldridge.
Seriously, the combination of bleached-out hair, spray-on tan, and Vegas whore makeup destroys Christina. She is naturally pretty, so why is she frittering that away with all this fake garbage? She's turning into another Pamela.
Be Bi Bo Lotty Rumer's got more head than she's body
Rumer's father looks to be the Elephant Man, and her face...I mean her face looks like someone cropped it off and pasted it back on too small. Nothing matches on her...and jeezus people when you have more money than God, you have no right to be that ugly. Demi give the girl some plastic surgery for xmas like you get once a year.
I have never, every understood Christina's appeal. Sure she has a powerful voice but it can be hard to listen to and the songs she's given to sing suck hairy balls. And I don't understand why people think she's attractive. Her skin looks radioactive, she always has ten tonnes of makeup on and her implants are about three sizes too big for her body. Can someone please explain it to me?
If I were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, I would have Rumer's DNA tested, and then sue the hospital for swapping their baby with some "asthetically challenged" couple. She's unbelievably plain and funny looking - but then again, so are their other two daughters.
Katherine Hag-l is fucking hideous. I'm so sick of hearing those fakes on E! talk about how 'gorgeous' she is. Katherine Heigl and gorgeous being used in the same sentence is a fucking oxymoron.
And Rumer Willis is just frightening. Imagine what her O-face must look like.
"Seriously, what's up with her head? Demi Moore's vagina must have looked like a tire swing."
i laughed so hard at this people in me office were looking at me strange. it must be said, though, that Rumor Willis really does look like that plastic potato doll from toy story. 'a face for radio' as my dad would say
Todd, your love of Christina is going too far. The girl has looked hideous for the past few years. She looked like a fucking oompa loompa with that fake orange tan, over dyed blond hair, and TERRIBLE lipstick. She's proof you can have great genes and be fucking gorgeous and ruin it with bad styling ...
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Leave Your CommentChristina's stacked because she has size D implants.
By T, on September 17, 2007 12:02:50
Oh and she looks like a hooker in that blue dress.
By T, on September 17, 2007 12:03:49
Xtina is totally smokin'. I've never seen such a hot pregnant lady before.
By catman, on September 17, 2007 12:04:52
Damn she's got some big titties...but yes the implants would make them look ridiculous...best that she keep those puppies covered up
And how in the hell does that retarded guy get to hang with her....damn he's ugly
By Gern Blansten, on September 17, 2007 12:10:15
Rumor Willis looks like Jay Leno.
By Jim, on September 17, 2007 12:11:47
wtf... rumer looks... comically ugly. like the dad from that fox show, American dad.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:12:37
rumor is...shit..wow...whyd she cut her hair...her heads huge
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:17:04
Rumer Willis looks like one of those hideous composite images from the "IF THEY MATED" skit on Conan O'Brien.
Seriously, how is it possible for someone to be that frickin' ugly?
Did she have chin implants or something?
It just doesn't seem physically possible for someone's head to be so fucking retarded.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:21:05
Rumer's looks are "unfortunate". Please, someone get her a decent stylist and hairdresser.
By West Coastian, on September 17, 2007 12:22:04
That is American Dad you idiot!
By Ren & Stimpy aka chuggdog, on September 17, 2007 12:22:53
christina's implants are stacked.
i corrected your mistake for you.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:25:42
rumer looks like that dude from "mask"
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:26:37
Katherine Heigl looks 57 years old. Is anyone sure that she isn't?
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:28:47
"The Lameys" is more like it.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:29:26
it still wouldn't push him into the "good looking" category, but if Christina's dude got some lipo under his chin and a chin implant, it would be a huge improvement.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:31:38
Rumor? More like Awful Truth if you ask me
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:31:52
Hahahahahaha hohohohohohoh heeeeheeeheee, oh man I really feel bad but godDAMN look at that fucking head. Rumer Willis is one strange creature, poor poor girl. Two of the best looking people in Hollywood bring you into existence and you wind up looking like Batman in the animated series.
By That guy who watches you undress, on September 17, 2007 12:34:19
Personally, I think Rumer's cute.
By catman, on September 17, 2007 12:34:55
Todd...you are WHACK when it comes to Katie, dude. She is elegant, classy, and she looks gorgeous here. Someone must've pee'd on your Cheerios this morning!
By Que Lastima, on September 17, 2007 12:42:33
rumer looks like luke wilson
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:43:04
But Rumer's body is just so damn fuckable. With someone else's dick. As they say, all you need is a brown bag and a dream in order to bust a nut in her.
By Sevenmack, on September 17, 2007 12:43:10
So many beautiful people and you guys had to come up with *those*?? Ugh...
BTW, make sure the girl's name is not Rumer Leno.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:44:37
I'm pretty sure Jay Leno is Rumer's dad, not Bruce Willis.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:45:15
"Jimmy Neutron." Brilliant, Todd.
By Big L, on September 17, 2007 12:49:32
K Heigl already has a big ego, I wish she had not won. Nobody should get an award, much less an emmy, for being a bitch and running her mouth too much to stick up for TR Knight.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 12:50:25
christina's implants are c-cups not d's. Her are d's now because of the pregnancy. She still looks awesome in those pics and her performance with tony last night, was good.
Rumor Willis is the most fugliest thing I have ever seen in my life.
And someone please kill katherine heigl. she can't act, shes ugly, looks dirty, and talks so much shit. fuckin fag hag
By prettyboy, on September 17, 2007 12:59:27
Someone should ban X-Tina from tanning, fake tanning, or ANYTHING that involves the color orange.
By Dan, on September 17, 2007 13:10:03
HAHA JIMMY NEUTRON good one. i love this site. cant wait for the nude pics of rumor though.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 13:26:51
I will never understand how X-tina is 'smokin'...
she looks like a tranny and wears waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much make up.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 13:36:16
i'm with dan.
what is it that christina has against her natural skin color? it can't be any worse than that day glo shit she puts on it.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 13:48:13
I can't stop staring at the header pic, boobies are mesmerizing...
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 13:49:19
Since when is having a saftey pin in your ear propper Emmy apparel?
By WhoAmI?, on September 17, 2007 14:01:39
Christina is beautiful, so why does her stylist insist on piling so much rouge and lipstick? Too much. Looks like that put hat shit on w/a puddy knife. They need to tone it down on the cosmetics so her natural pregnancy glow is allowed to shine. Remember how cute Gwn Stefani looked whn she was with babe?
;-}
By Mandi Maine, on September 17, 2007 14:26:53
I am better looking than this man!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 14:31:47
The Rumer Willis science experiment has been a total failure.
By Tony, on September 17, 2007 14:34:17
A TIRE SWING?! HA HA HA!!!
By Dana, on September 17, 2007 14:40:26
i'm with dan.
what is it that christina has against her natural skin color? it can't be any worse than that day glo shit she puts on it.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 13:48:13
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I don't think she likes being half white as much as she doesn't like being pale.
thank "god" i was mixed with black.
By prettyboy, on September 17, 2007 14:47:23
CA is beautiful.
And since KH is always running her mouth on something, she should fix her teeth because they look awful
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 14:52:59
i get more black in me every night because my boyfriend is black and he fucks my ass with his black dick.
By prettyboy, on September 17, 2007 15:03:19
Christina has a very bad acne problem so she covers her face with lots of dark makeup to hide her breakouts and scars. :-(
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:05:10
How often do you figure howdy-doodie is titty fuckin christina.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:10:35
Her tits look even more fake now. That's not a good thing.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:13:37
katherine heigl has kirsten dunst teeth, ugly!!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:16:44
xtina you forgot to put make up on ur nasty pimple on ur breast..pic 1..gross.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:24:12
Heigl looks like a cross between Jessica Simpson and Mr. Pototo Head.
Hopefully Christina's kid lucks out and doesn't end up with his non-chin or her unfortunate freaky bow legs.
Rumer Willis is just too damn funny to look at. All her features are crammed tight in the middle of her face with all this extra room sitting empty. That chin! Damn, she needs to share that with xtina's husband, he must be so jealous of that chin.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:54:28
Maybe Rumer Willis can use some of her mom's plastic cosmetic surgery tips. Too butch !
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 15:54:34
sure she's blessed with that rack...but my god those knees in pic 4...I'm sure the thighs have exploded...
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 16:37:40
rumer willis' chin looks like it's going to explode. It's so fucking huge. Seriously. Get that shit shaved down.
By Dani, on September 17, 2007 16:48:00
Jimmy Neutron - almost peed my pants!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 17:18:49
CHRISTINAS TITS LOOK AMAZING BIG AND TASTY DON'T LOSE THOSE TITS CHRISTINA KEEP THEM BIG
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 17:46:58
christinas implants look ridiculous and DAMN TONE DOWN THE MAKEUP she looks horrible in that main pic.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 18:14:19
R,Willis looks like a man!!!
By nina, on September 17, 2007 18:15:10
Xtina is pretty but that blue dress was ugly! really ugly! Almost as ugly as rumer willis- i think she is the ugliest hollywood spawn, well, aside from her sister Scout........
why was she there anyway? is she on tv now? wtf? did she snatch her ma and stepdad's tix or what? I dont get it.......
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 20:04:47
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RUMMOOOORRRRRRRRRRR..ur ugly.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 20:17:04
seriously rumor looks like a face lift gone wrong
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 20:17:41
r willis does look like a man..but her body is insane
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 20:18:55
Aw, poor Rumer! We can't all be beauty queens. She ought to let her hair grow, I think.
I don't think Christina Aguilera's boobs look good at all, though; the implants are quite far apart and the cleavage on that dress is HIDEOUS. Straps would've looked very good, but at awards shows, Christina's outfits usually have one minor thing wrong that throws the whole look off.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2007 21:23:50
From a distant, she looked like she had Bruce Willis' face, but a nice body.
By C. baines, on September 17, 2007 23:44:22
LEAVE RUMER ALONE, Y'ALL! WE MEAN IT!
By The Moon Hillbillies, on September 18, 2007 04:30:50
My love for Christina usually knows no bounds, but both of those dresses are horrible. And, what is with the stain under her pit in picture 1?
By Willa Dodge, on September 18, 2007 04:59:46
My tits are Ds. I'm sure they are not as big as Christina's. Not even close. Christina was a D before the pregnancy, now they must be Es. Emagine how big they will be when her milk comes in. The strech marks will be bad.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 07:00:35
Did anyone else think that Katherine Heigl came across as a total bitch when she corrected the narrator. "Ugh, it's HI-gul". Wouldn't it have been better to say,"Hi, I'm Katherine Heigl. The Best Supporting Actress award goes to..."
She clearly doesn't have true grace, however next to Kathy Griffin she looks like Letitia Baldridge.
By Dana, on September 18, 2007 08:03:58
Rumer Willis. Jesus. It's ironic that a lesbian looks like she's holding a mouthful of cum.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 08:26:11
RUMER what an ugly ass hair cut she is going for the harry potter look rofl
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 09:00:56
Seriously, the combination of bleached-out hair, spray-on tan, and Vegas whore makeup destroys Christina. She is naturally pretty, so why is she frittering that away with all this fake garbage? She's turning into another Pamela.
By Roflcopter, on September 18, 2007 09:06:33
Oh... and seeing the gargantuan head of Bruce Willis on a bod as hot as Demi's is making my brain hurt.
By Roflcopter, on September 18, 2007 09:08:25
When did Jay Leno grow tits?
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 09:16:44
Say what you want, I think Xtina lost the baby 2 weeks ago.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 09:40:52
Be Bi Bo Lotty Rumer's got more head than she's body
Rumer's father looks to be the Elephant Man, and her face...I mean her face looks like someone cropped it off and pasted it back on too small. Nothing matches on her...and jeezus people when you have more money than God, you have no right to be that ugly. Demi give the girl some plastic surgery for xmas like you get once a year.
By Angela, on September 18, 2007 11:19:04
I have never, every understood Christina's appeal. Sure she has a powerful voice but it can be hard to listen to and the songs she's given to sing suck hairy balls. And I don't understand why people think she's attractive. Her skin looks radioactive, she always has ten tonnes of makeup on and her implants are about three sizes too big for her body. Can someone please explain it to me?
By Sam, on September 18, 2007 11:34:10
If I were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, I would have Rumer's DNA tested, and then sue the hospital for swapping their baby with some "asthetically challenged" couple. She's unbelievably plain and funny looking - but then again, so are their other two daughters.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 12:07:22
I think Rumor is proof of how much plastic Demi has had done.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2007 12:32:43
Ahhh ha ha ha ha! No comments about the mexican chihuahua Longwhoria!
By Pedro, on September 18, 2007 14:02:36
Katherine Hag-l is fucking hideous. I'm so sick of hearing those fakes on E! talk about how 'gorgeous' she is. Katherine Heigl and gorgeous being used in the same sentence is a fucking oxymoron.
And Rumer Willis is just frightening. Imagine what her O-face must look like.
By Fuchsia, on September 18, 2007 19:58:25
"Seriously, what's up with her head? Demi Moore's vagina must have looked like a tire swing."
i laughed so hard at this people in me office were looking at me strange. it must be said, though, that Rumor Willis really does look like that plastic potato doll from toy story. 'a face for radio' as my dad would say
By Bill, on September 19, 2007 06:02:35
Right on Sam.
Todd, your love of Christina is going too far. The girl has looked hideous for the past few years. She looked like a fucking oompa loompa with that fake orange tan, over dyed blond hair, and TERRIBLE lipstick. She's proof you can have great genes and be fucking gorgeous and ruin it with bad styling ...
By anonymous, on September 19, 2007 07:06:27
Yeah she is pretty fugly...she needs to grow her hair longer to cover up the ugly face.
By Lisa G, on September 19, 2007 10:03:32
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