Britney is a tub of lard. Watching her shake that tub is like pouring flaming hot cheetos into my eyes. Or something. Just pretend cheetos can be poured. At least her weave stayed on.
wow, just by watching you can tell she didn't give a shit or practice, or manage to borrow any talent on the way in. She's almost laughing sometimes like she's high and this is ridiculous.
Worst performance by Britney Spears I have ever seen in my entire life. She majorly blew an opportunity to get her career back on track. Stick a fork in her - she's done!
You know, this year's VMAs underscored how irrelevant, uncool and out of touch MTV truly has become. In this age of the Internet, with services like YouTube, pop culture doesn't need MTV anymore. And the network is losing the current teen generation, which is embracing the Disney High School Musical phenomenon. Not only is Britney's career over, but so is MTV's.
You could get a better Britney performance from a Britney impersonator who works at Butlins part time, when they're not on check-out at Tesco's and who smokes a lot and has a perscription drug habit - and is a man.
She basically waddled around the stage and threw in a few hip thrusts. There's more talent at the local high school. It won't be long before no one cares anymore. In ten years she'll have five more kids from three different guys and we'll all be supporting her welfare collecting ass.
I wouldn't say she was fat like a lot of people...but that doesn't mean that wasn't totally awful.
I like how she couldn't even climb up onto that about one foot tall platform without her dancers helping her. What skill and grace! The "what the *fuck* is this?" looks on the faces of the celebs in the audience was really icing on the cake.
Britney should just give it up...by all accounts she has already made an obscene amount of money and she's happy living in a trailer eating fried chicken, so she shoudln't have to work another day in her life.
WAIT WAIT WAIT--you mean fat trailer trash moms with stringy weaves wearing one of Wal-Mart's finest swimsuits don't turn you on???? Shocking!
Did anyone else notice the way she almost fell over herself twice within the first 30 seconds of the song? Was she loaded, or was she just having too hard a time trying to balance all that mass on those bootheels? Too make it all the more embarassing, she looked like she was bored the entire time; even her lipsyncing was mundane.
Also, did it look like those two women at the table with one of the dancers were laughing at the performance? Like, "Damn look at that fat white girl try to dance! Shit!" And all the rappers' faces seemed so confused, like they weren't sure if it was a joke, and whether it was okay to want to watch the table dancers instead of Britney.
Exactly right describing how she looks like a child imitating a popstar for her family--she even has the toddler belly.
The worst part of it all is that I think we all vividly remember the naked-looking Oops! costume and VMA dance, as well as the spankies in the Slave VMA dance. I feel so betrayed!
I felt ashamed for myself for expecting better from Britney. She danced as if it was her first time learning the choreography. Every time she bent over my bf made a fart sound. She is thick now too, so that outfit she picked was not flattering at all!
I was glad Justin Timerlake said something about reality TV RIGHT NEXT to the girls from the Hills.
This may sound mean-spirited, (I should fit right in here, LOL) but I hope she reads these comments. Maybe THAT will stop the festering scourge that is 'Britney.'
First, the VMAs did REALLY suck---it was like New Year's Rockin Eve. Also, who's dick did Kanye West suck to have so many performances? It was like, oh here's Kanye again. Finally, it was pretty cool that Justin Timberlake called out reality TV next to the girls of the Hills, but what is even better is what he said: "I don't want to see any more reality shows with the Simpsons doing whatever else." He is clearly referring to the Fug Sisters, Ashlee and Jessica. Classic.
The blue contact & bright blond hair was very Paris Hilton-ish. That's who she appears to be channeling. I fast forwarded to the end of the "performance", so I can well assume the middle sucke das badly as the first & last 10 seconds I forced myself to be privvy to.
Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
Wow. That was bad. The outfit was bad, the "dancing" was bad...And those ratty ass extensions? She kept pulling them off her face. I woulda pulled 'em out.
And yes, she did trip a couple of times and yes, she did look high. I don't see insecure, I see over-confidence and an attempt to rely on something that's been lost for years...talent and popularity.
Brittney is hot. She was totally makes that outfit work. This is how we need to see more of this babe. I agree her professional career as a singer is over and buried. But damn, where it comes to looks and fineness, she is total sexy and freaking hot. Sweet fine curves, beautiful face and awesome azz. Bring it to the dark side baby.
By the standards of today's celebrity she is FAT, but is she really? I don't know if watching her and feeling like I was seeing something just not right was more a comment on our society than on Brittney.
ha...wow im glad i missed that i couldnt even watch the whole clip....who was that laffin in the end...5head rhianno...she shouldnt be..her performance was bad too...get sum proactive babe.
Well, everybody saw this coming. When you become predictable it's time to give it up. So long Brit. I hope you saved some of that money you made before you ruined your career by being stupid.
why would mtv allow britney to do that? hmm i think they wanted to start off with the worst and progressively get....no it stayed the same..wat a waste of time.
The fact that RIHANNA of all people laughed at her should be reason enough to go home and load a .45 and place it against her forehead. That's like Kirstie Alley calling someone fat. Pretty darned bad if you ask me.
I don't see how anyone can call her fat. Maybe she doesn't look like she used to, or as skinny as all those ugly Hollywood bitches like Kiera whatever, but damn..she ain't FAT. That being said, she sucks, always has......
Boo-friggin'-hoo. Screw that. She's the gold standard for talentlessness. She's always been just a no-talent piece of meat product, packaged and manipulated for maximum profitability -- by the people who should be advising her to get her life together. They've made good money off her; why should they care about her now?
She'd better hope "The Surreal Life" will still be on the air in 3 years, because it's her only alternative to a shotgun shack back home in the bayou.
QUOTE-Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:44-UNQUOTE
She has no support, not because there's no one around her that ever cared, but because she has fired and abused anyone that comes within screaming distance of her. She goes through "managers" and nannies like french fries, despite MANY people trying to step in to help her. She continues to INSIST "her people" are more knowledgeable than professional stylists, make up artists and publicists.
It's too bad - she's making her own bed and one day she will wake up and realize what she's done. It will be too late for her, but I only hope it won't be too late for her boys. She's going to have a lot of explaining to do one day.
I feel sorry for her...she is very lonely, has no friends, she's very insecure, done so many mistakes...married the wrong guy, her family are a bunch of pimps... she was "used and abused" by many people around her, she needs to think about her life...make plans, get clean... sorry for my english (from portugal)
Wow, Brit...Little rusty I would say. That was completely hideous to watch. I am embarrassed for her. As a mom, she should be covering up a little better. I thinks she fails to remember that her body is no longer hot...more like last nights leftovers. What a douche.....
me and my friends were stoned watching her do whatever that was and we were just mortified for her, i mean she was obviously on something. not only that but she was very innappropriately dressed for someone with two children and i couldn't believe that everyone in the audience was actually appluading, obviously out of sympathy. mtv and britney need to pack their bags. they are never going tolive that one down.
That sucked!!! Where was Criss Angel? It would've been nice if he WAS there to make her ass disapear!!! She looked like she was Hi she showed NO Confidence and the camera showed people laughing!!! She needs to give it up!
And, what exactly did Criss Angel have to do with this ridiculous performance? Wasn't the word on the street that he was going to use smoke and mirrors to make Britney appear and disappear on stage? I guess the only thing Criss Angel made disappear was his cock in her ass! Oh, and her career.
Wow is right. I wasnt expecting much, it IS Britney after all, but just wow. From looking totally stoned, to nearly falling over, to forgetting the words, to that outfit...whoever in her camp told her that she looked good really needs to be fired. I do believe we just witnessed the final nail in her career's coffin...
WTF happened to her!?! She cant sing, she cant dance WTF! and she has a bad weave. Anyone who knows about weave knows that you real hair must not show. Thats just tacky!
They coulda gotten Tay Zonday... Too bad... Chris Angel could have simulated chocolate rain while he played... While I watch the Britney performance I really understand the lyric, "history quickly crashing through your veins".
It is so time for that girl to reinvent herself. Obviously the old formula doesn't work for her anymore, but Einstein there hasn't the brains to figure that out.
Who'd have thought that flashing your vagina across the internet could be one of the lesser humiliations a person could experience?
I'm sorry but who the hell told her to go dressed out like that? Britney has an average body but those clothes were NOT flattering to her figure at all. What was she thinking?
Remember when Britney had mad dance skills? I don't care if you ever liked her, I know I didn't. She can't sing and I never found her particularly attractive but that bitch could dance. It's all she had going for her.
What is with the baby steps? My husband thinks it is because she is trashed, I think it is because her belly fat shakes if she steps too hard. What do you think?
The VMA's looked so low-budget. Timbaland should be ashamed of himself for producing that crap. The only thing that show did for me was waste my time. The performances were seriously lacking and the only one I really enjoyed was Chris Brown. But honestly, how many times do we need to see a performer come on and do the "Michael Jackson"? It's old now, it's like it's a requirement for MTV to have at least one performer per awards show do an MJ dance. Thanks for the originality, Chris. Britney was a HAM, but honestly, could we expect anything more? The suites thing was stupid, Sarah Silverman was NOT funny (but then again, she's usually not that funny except for that Paris joke months ago), and obviously MTV didn't appropriate their budget properly because they didn't provide Rihanna with that bucket she needed to carry a tune. Overall, a big waste of time. I only watched to see Brit make a complete a$$ of herself, so at least it was a total loss. I wish they had shown Kid Rock and Tommy Lee fighting, that would have made the show interesting.
Silverman sucked. Britney blew. Kanye should have been in a prison somewhere getting reamed for his crap performances. Alicia Keys was smart to give us some ass to look at, but sang like a $2 whore after swallowing some trick's cum. JT's and Timbaland's performances were, well, akin to watching someone take a dump. Rihanna shouldn't be allowed to sing live ever again -- and she should have done her usual cocktease routine and stripped down to her panties.
The best things about the VMAs was Chris Brown's performance, Megan Fox's hot body in that pink dress and watching Jamie Foxx look like an ass in front of a worldwide audience. Otherwise, I've had better times inside an L.A. bikini bar.
I was *hoping* that Brit would use this chance to get herself back on the map. But she was absolutely awful. She doesn't look fat, she just looked strung out, and couldn't dance to save anything. Good Lord.
04:57:44 - She has no one around who cares about her because she kicked them all out of her life!!! She publicly blamed her family and ex-manager for ruining her image by trying to make her get help for problems she and her fans didn't believe she had. Now the fans are looking to blame anyone and everyone else but Britney for this disaster of a performance.
- It was Sarah Silverman's fault britney's performance sucked.
- MTV invited her to perform so she could kill her career.
- It was all the haters' fault because they made her lose confidence by doubting her and not supporting her.
- It's JJ and Sean's fault Britney didn't look good in a glittery bra and hot pants.
- The professional back up dancers danced too well and made her look bad.
I remember Justin calling out mtv twice last night for not playing enough music videos and only focusing on scripted reality tv shows. It's why mtv's ratings/views have went down the toilet. People are getting sick of the ridiculous "reality" drama's only geared towards the high school audience.
And britney looked like a slow, chubby, butch pig last night. I knew she was gonna talk in that performance. She looked likea fat whale and wasn't even really into the performance and her lip-synching was so off.
I seriously hope the music industry makes a complete 180 very soon.
How come no one is talking about the highlight of the whole evening - Kid Rock slugging Tommy Lee in the face? I know they are both washed up has beens, but that is awesome. Or it could have been something which was staged by MTV as a last ditch effort for ratings...
We are truly reaching the end when a little shithead like Justin Timberlake is the one calling out the bullshit. MTV's been dead long ago and its starting to stink
Just saw this for the first time. Britney's performance made me more depressed than the Bears game yesterday. Just fade away, honey--it will be the best for everyone.
That is my something nice. As for the rest of her: she should have borrowed one of Beyonce's many blonde lacefront wigs. She should have worn a corset to suck in some of that gut. She should have sang a slow song that did not require choreography.
But these things would require forethought and dignity. DO BETTER, BRITNEY!
Open letter to Britney, Were to start... Blue contacts, bitch, who do you think you were fooling!
being out of shape, Bitch, if you had spend as much time practicing/exercising as you do chain smoking and going out binge drinking you would have put on a hell of a show.
Lip synching. Damn girl, it’s your song! How the hell do you get that wrong!
Stripper poles. Get used to them. That is the only way you will get money and even then it will be out of pity.
Criss Angel as an advisor: I thought half way thru your song that he would show up and make you disappear but we were not that lucky. I guess the only thing he showed you how to make disappear was your career.
Open letter to MTV.
Why do you have a station called Music Television yet you do not play any videos? All you do is have endless hours of reality shows and then only show videos as filler when you go off the air? Do you realize how out of touch you are? Do you realize that you were called out by the music stars that you were celebrating? I think the best way to put it is that… well, you suck!
She looked like she didn't have a bowel movement in a week. Since she snorts a lot, I understand how that can happen.
Oh Britney, just go back to snorting coke behind the scenes and get your kids taken away. Then have more with someone else beyond f'ed up as you, so you have a shot to keep them.
But at the end of the day, you'll cry on your 50 million and growing bank roll. So in the end you'll have the last laugh on us. Or will it be the last line of coke? Or the last piece of pizza?
I LOVED how she didn't even dance .. she just walked around .. and tried to surround herself with dancers so it seemed like she was moving. I have to give it to the make-up department .. for a moment she looked like her oldself .. and than the camera pans down to sausage arms and those thighs and BOOM ...
I honestly thought she was either going to pass out or puke on the stage. Sadly that would have been much more entertaining and less embarrasing as that was...
As for MTV.. I honestly stopped watching years ago... the only reason I tuned in was cuz I heard the britney performance was openning.. (which I think was the real reason why MTV hired her), however, I switched the channel as soon as the Britney torture was over.. I'd rather watch Step by Step reruns than that shit
I live here in LV too and agree Maloof is a total tool, rich tool at that. He's just another gross old man playboy. And the Palms is white trash heaven!
As for Brittney, she seemed to be on downers and I don't even think she cares about her career anymore. Sporting a pot belly and bad hair extensions, she really needs help.
Tin-eared Graph-paper brained accountants Instead of music fans Call all the shots at giant record companies now The lowest common denominator rules Forget honesty Forget creativity The dumbest buy the mostest That's the name of the game But sales are slumping And no one will say why Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
M.T.V.-Get off the air! NOW
By That guy who hasn't watched MTV since Beavis and Butthead went off the air., on September 10, 2007 08:48:10
I remember the day MTV came on the air. There were like 4 VJs and the only thing they talked about was the upcoming video/band. How many years ago did it stop being MUSIC television?
She looks like a lot of women who've had two kids. Actually, I'm betting that a lot of women who've had two kids wish that they looked like her.
That having been said, I don't want to see any of these women shaking their fat asses in their bras and panties, either. At the absolute very least, wear some fucking clothes, Britney, you skank whore.
My girlfriend and I thought about watching the VMAs last night, but decided not too specifically because we knew we'd be able to get the highlights on YouTube and we didn't want to have to sit through hours and hours of useless shit inbetween the hilarious bits.
1) Britney looks TERRIBLE in that outfit. Just god awful. When you're that thick around the middle you ought to wear a sexy corset as your outfit, not a bikini.
2) Christ, she looks bored. Even more bored than the audience. I know she's just trying to look "cool" but she looks like she doesn't even want to be there.
3) Britney has already lost almost all of her fans, and if she keeps acting like this she's going to lose the few she has left.
If you are going to shake you 'booty', you had better be in a toned bod----but, Britney's post birth weight of having two small toddlers is not the point. Her zombie, despondent, and disconnected demeanor shows she was either on drugs, hadn't had enough pre-show warm up, partied too much the days before, or maybe just maybe it revealed what some of us knew all along--she has no talent. Her great days of in sync dance moves are over and her out of time lip-syncing days have just said 'good bye' to a come back career.
HA HA HA FAT BITCH HA HA she sucked shit last night damn that was horrible only stupid assholes cheered her the entire audience should had booed the bitch of the stage lipsyncin cunt the folds of fat all over the stage ugh it was a performance to VOMIT FOR
Hopefully the next gig Shitney gets will be something along the lines of - "Broadcasted live on 1640 AM from the Jackson County Fair in Louisiana, Britney Spears!"
Actually, this is very much a "fat Elvis" performance - fat, stoned, mumbling/bumbling/stumbling. She won't commit suicide - she'll die just like he did, on the toilet. And you just know that a) somehow the paparazzi will be there to snap pics of her last moment; and b) it will be horribly obvious that she didn't wipe, even after switching to a diet based exclusively on snacks made with Olestra.
"Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??" By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:44
Where's her support? She cast aside everyone who tried to help her: her entire family, her manager, her publicists, her makeup and style people, her acting coach, her assistants/security people, nannies, etc., etc. You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. And while her performance shows she seriously NEEDS help, she refuses it.
Unless she hits rock bottom (let's hope this performance has done it) and is willing to crawl her way up and out of the pit, she's over.
I don't think anyone should commend her on her body after two children. She's had loads of plastic surgery and she still looks like a mess. That being said I hope for more perfomances for her .. I can't help loving the trainwreck ... watching her fail miserably just puts the cherry on my sundae ...
"By the standards of today's celebrity she is FAT, but is she really? I don't know if watching her and feeling like I was seeing something just not right was more a comment on our society than on Britney."
You do have a point. For a mid 20's mother of two, her body looks great so she should dress appropriately for her age and position as a young, attractive mom.
For a career pop tart (which she somehow thinks she's gonna step right back into after Federline had his way with her) she looks tacky, tasteless,low class and just WRONG. If that's what she wanted her life to be about then she needed to use birth control. It was naive of her to think that two kids in two years wasn't going to affect her teen sex appeal.
SHE HAD LIPO, PEOPLE!!! that's the only reason she even looks good for a mother of two - but she's a POP STAR and looking like a size 8 or 12 mom of 2 doesn't cut it in show biz. She's known for her body and being a good entertainer, and when she can't even do that anymore, she deserves every ounce of criticism she is getting. Hell, look at Heidi Klum - her body ROCKED like 6 months or so after giving BIRTH at the Victoria Secret show. Britney needed to be rock hard or needed to cover up the junk.
Her make-up was good though.
Her hair, yelch.
All in all...I LOVED IT!! Funniest thing I have seen on TV in a long time!
I don't know why everyone is hating on the VMA awards. It is far and away the MOST AWESOME and ENTERTAINING thing I will watch this year. For starters, I expected a bodice-and-pantyhose-synched Britney to WOW an audience of utter lemmings, because that'd be exactly what I hate. Instead, the ham BOMBED in a way my imagination could not have even concocted, making herself look like a flaming retard beyond excuse. Two rednecks with the same STD scuffed in the audience (drawing a funny comment from asshole of assholes, Jamie Foxx); Kanye did not fail to disappoint with his trademark backstage bitch-fit; and Justin, a man I used to think was nothing but a faggy boyband retard, cleaned out the awards and called MTV out for devolving into a pile of mucus-laden hangover frat-boy shit.
That was frickin horrible. I think I'm in the minority when I say I think Federline was good for her. She didn't get crazy like this until she divorced him. Yeah, she was still dumb while they were together but at least she wore pants.
omfg the expressions on some of the guys's faces [in the audience] are priceless! lol That said, Britney doesn't seem to give a shit about her career anymore. It's almost as if she woke up that day and thought to herself "yeah, so today are the MTV awards. Hey what the hell i think I'll go, nothin better to do anyway". How sad is that? I feel bad for her, really bad. There's only 1 reasonable explanation for all of this...she's crazy.
Spot on there with that one - I was interested in seeing how bad BS was gonna be, but I had to find MTV on the satellite - that's how much I watch that miserable shit. Right fuckin on with your review!
If I'd spent the past year of my life being a total fuck-up, if someone gave me the chance to redeem myself, I sure as hell wouldn't blow it like this. She's been given one chance after another and she keeps blowing it. Why does anyone care about helping her at all?
It wasn't a horribly bad performance... But since it was Ms Speares, we were expecting a lot more considering what her previous VMA performances were... If she had worn a sexy corsette instead of that bra it would have made things just that much better. Not that she is fat, but still unless you are a size 0 all that moving under such intense lighting isn't flattering on anyone
jeez... absolutely no effort there Britney! She didnt even bother mimin half of the what.... THREE words that make up that song?! and her dancing was just like 'uh.. you know what? this is boring me' and she looked so happy at the end?! MTV is a mess. Britney Spears is a bigger one though...
For an average woman, her body didn't look that bad, but for Britney (or anyone else who makes their living solely on their looks and ability to shake their ass), she looked like shit. And the glitter bikini would look decent on no one with more body fat than an Ethiopian child. And her weave... it looks like a family of marmots made nests in it. Her makeup wasn't bad, but she should never be allowed to select a hairstylist on her own ever again.
This wasn't the full-on trail derailment I expected (of course, I was expecting sobbing, swearing, a vajayjay flash, falling down, and a fist fight with P-Diddy after she puked on his lap while falling off the stage), but it was no less pathetic.
Her career has been over for awhile, but if she's so desperate for a comeback and if she wants it so badly, you would think that she might have put a little effort into it? She didn't know her choreography, she barely attempted lip-syncing, she put NO effort into bringing any life to the choreography she did know. Just pathetic. She was just coasting on her former glory. She thinks she can rejuvenate her "career" by just showing up, because (she thinks) everybody loves her. She has no drive, no ambition, no goals... in short, she's just the most pathetic and despicable kind of person who really should just be sent back to the trailer park she grew up in.
Oh, and you know what else? If she doesn't have the drive to do that for herself, she should at least try to do it for her kids. She may have money now, but what's going to happen when she runs through it and little Sean Preston and Jayden James are left high and dry, collecting cans to pay for mama's KFC (if they live that long).
I watched Britney, then I watched Sarah Silverman BOMB, and then it was just too painful. I turned it off.
Thank you, Kid Rock, for bringing the only great highlight to the VMA's and MTV as a whole. Now if we can just get Vince Neil and Axl Rose to finally tie up, I think MTV may have a chance. Maybe.
Y'know, I was just thinking...if I had more money than brains (which I don't, I don't think that much money has ever been printed. Cough.) I'd love to buy the MtV franchise. Then you know what I'd do? I'd axe all the "sister" stations, shut the whole thing down and reboot from scratch. Complete with an updated copy launch of the original broadcast with the original logo and music. And I'd play "all music all the time". No shows, no reality TV, none of that shit.
Except for that rap show they used to have on in the 80's...what the shit was that called? Frig, man...I can't remember the name.....
(DAMNED WEED!)
Yeah. That's what I'd do. And I'd re-launch the whole damned channel at Spring Break in Daytona. Just like they used to, baby.
Mmmm...mmm...this generation's ready for a comeback.
And this is to everyone who bleats "she's had 2 kids, give the poor girl a break!". Having kids does NOT necessarily pull the inflation cord, fucktards. It slows the metabolism, which in turn will cause one to put on weight if you don't properly take care of yourself. I've has 3 kids and I don't look like that. I'll remind you she's a MILLIONAIRE, and could afford gym memberships for everyone in the nation of Mali, let alone her own cheeto-stuffing ass.
Where was Chriss Angel? My guess is, he couldn't get her to rehearse for more than 3 minutes at a time... and never sober... so he bailed. He still has a career.
god she is an ugly blabbering cunt as for mtv im pretty sure most of us who leave comments here are out of their intended 14-18 year old demographics so its no surprise we think it blows dogs for quarters.
The song has some merit and isn't horrible for your average radio station. And by that, I mean that it doesn't sound any worse than what's out there. I can't even attack her video that much. She really just needs to get her shit together and now I think it's too late.
Wow, that was painful to watch. I feel embarassed and it wasnt even me up there... She did horribly and didnt bother hiding the fact that she was lip syncing. She hardly danced and looked awkward, uncomfortable and insecure. I'm almost disapointed that she did so pathetically, I kinda wanted her skanky attitude to shine through a little just for old time's sake.
i tried to watch the VMA's. but i was just disgusted at them this year. not to mention Britney Spears, that is gross. i think she should end her career.
The look on 50 Cent's face was hilarious. He was like "What the fuck?"
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:45:27
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You could see him? all we saw was teeth , and MTV is a pile of shit now with stupid shows and no videos , people used to say I WANT MY MTV now they say GET THIS SHIT OF MY TV
It's so amazing that this whole thing is a complete show of crappitude.
You start with Britney, which has never been good music to begin with. And then you have the worst Britney in history. Then the namesake of MTV is thrown in, a lot of no-ones pretend to be artists. You can even count a particular no-one HAVING A FIT in the backstage because he DIDN'T WIN any of the crappy awards!
And, of course, we have a lot of noise produced as "music", wrapping the whole thing up and showing the world what's really wrong with (what should be) the music industry today.
That's possibly the most perfect spectacle of crap ever seen.
Why the hell does this even exist in the first place??
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Leave Your CommentBritney is a tub of lard. Watching her shake that tub is like pouring flaming hot cheetos into my eyes. Or something. Just pretend cheetos can be poured. At least her weave stayed on.
By wa-wa-whitney, on September 10, 2007 02:06:35
wow, just by watching you can tell she didn't give a shit or practice, or manage to borrow any talent on the way in. She's almost laughing sometimes like she's high and this is ridiculous.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:13:25
Worst performance by Britney Spears I have ever seen in my entire life. She majorly blew an opportunity to get her career back on track. Stick a fork in her - she's done!
By Qilla Beatz, on September 10, 2007 02:16:30
Oh my...that was sooo sad...
it was almost embarrassing to watch
By B, on September 10, 2007 02:18:22
my god that was fucking poor. She looks really amateur. Like a kid dancing in front of the mirror. Fat cow.
By saz, on September 10, 2007 02:25:09
You know, this year's VMAs underscored how irrelevant, uncool and out of touch MTV truly has become. In this age of the Internet, with services like YouTube, pop culture doesn't need MTV anymore. And the network is losing the current teen generation, which is embracing the Disney High School Musical phenomenon. Not only is Britney's career over, but so is MTV's.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:26:55
Hee hee - thats crap.
You could get a better Britney performance from a Britney impersonator who works at Butlins part time, when they're not on check-out at Tesco's and who smokes a lot and has a perscription drug habit - and is a man.
By CovUK, on September 10, 2007 02:29:37
Should this have been stand-up comedy or something?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:39:12
This looks like a bad episode(most were) of mad tv.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:45:26
You nailed it. I couldn't agree more.
Just horrible.
MTV is garbage.
By Comment, on September 10, 2007 02:45:26
stick a fork in her she is done. Man last time I saw an ass like that it was pulling a plow...Damn Lay off the Mc'Ds Fatty,
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:49:59
Best part of the clip was when someone stepped in front of the camera and blocked the performance for a few seconds.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:52:33
She basically waddled around the stage and threw in a few hip thrusts. There's more talent at the local high school.
It won't be long before no one cares anymore. In ten years she'll have five more kids from three different guys and we'll all be supporting her welfare collecting ass.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 02:59:26
Wow no effort in the dancing at all! She clearly looked uncomfortable. Time to give up err.. bitch.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 03:01:39
she looks so insecure
By hunter nell, on September 10, 2007 03:18:22
The word shit doesnt even fit it.
By THE PUNISHER, on September 10, 2007 03:20:42
Bring back Madonna and those tight pink leotards!
By Free-Vo, on September 10, 2007 03:24:39
I wouldn't say she was fat like a lot of people...but that doesn't mean that wasn't totally awful.
I like how she couldn't even climb up onto that about one foot tall platform without her dancers helping her. What skill and grace! The "what the *fuck* is this?" looks on the faces of the celebs in the audience was really icing on the cake.
Britney should just give it up...by all accounts she has already made an obscene amount of money and she's happy living in a trailer eating fried chicken, so she shoudln't have to work another day in her life.
By Nate, on September 10, 2007 03:27:33
"she looks so insecure"
Seriously. I just felt awful watching this performance.
And to think that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake started off at the same place. The contrast between them couldn't be clearer.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 03:39:33
WAIT WAIT WAIT--you mean fat trailer trash moms with stringy weaves wearing one of Wal-Mart's finest swimsuits don't turn you on???? Shocking!
Did anyone else notice the way she almost fell over herself twice within the first 30 seconds of the song? Was she loaded, or was she just having too hard a time trying to balance all that mass on those bootheels? Too make it all the more embarassing, she looked like she was bored the entire time; even her lipsyncing was mundane.
Also, did it look like those two women at the table with one of the dancers were laughing at the performance? Like, "Damn look at that fat white girl try to dance! Shit!" And all the rappers' faces seemed so confused, like they weren't sure if it was a joke, and whether it was okay to want to watch the table dancers instead of Britney.
Exactly right describing how she looks like a child imitating a popstar for her family--she even has the toddler belly.
The worst part of it all is that I think we all vividly remember the naked-looking Oops! costume and VMA dance, as well as the spankies in the Slave VMA dance. I feel so betrayed!
By B, on September 10, 2007 03:53:19
I felt ashamed for myself for expecting better from Britney. She danced as if it was her first time learning the choreography. Every time she bent over my bf made a fart sound. She is thick now too, so that outfit she picked was not flattering at all!
I was glad Justin Timerlake said something about reality TV RIGHT NEXT to the girls from the Hills.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:04:45
This may sound mean-spirited, (I should fit right in here, LOL) but I hope she reads these comments. Maybe THAT will stop the festering scourge that is 'Britney.'
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:10:44
First, the VMAs did REALLY suck---it was like New Year's Rockin Eve. Also, who's dick did Kanye West suck to have so many performances? It was like, oh here's Kanye again. Finally, it was pretty cool that Justin Timberlake called out reality TV next to the girls of the Hills, but what is even better is what he said: "I don't want to see any more reality shows with the Simpsons doing whatever else." He is clearly referring to the Fug Sisters, Ashlee and Jessica. Classic.
By Erin B, on September 10, 2007 04:10:54
The blue contact & bright blond hair was very Paris Hilton-ish. That's who she appears to be channeling.
I fast forwarded to the end of the "performance", so I can well assume the middle sucke das badly as the first & last 10 seconds I forced myself to be privvy to.
By Mandi Maine, on September 10, 2007 04:18:57
Sarah Silverman, right after the "performance":
“Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone.”
“Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.”
“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!”
"They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:34:58
What happened to the Chris Angel shit?
By mediaphile, on September 10, 2007 04:35:04
I agree 100%
By FJ, on September 10, 2007 04:36:50
She didn't even try.... and people still watch this crap?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:37:26
Reality TV shows are garbage....MTV doesn't even play the videos they give awards for
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:53:28
Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:44
Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:56
Wow. That was bad. The outfit was bad, the "dancing" was bad...And those ratty ass extensions? She kept pulling them off her face. I woulda pulled 'em out.
And yes, she did trip a couple of times and yes, she did look high. I don't see insecure, I see over-confidence and an attempt to rely on something that's been lost for years...talent and popularity.
By Vigilante, on September 10, 2007 05:13:31
Brittney is hot. She was totally makes that outfit work. This is how we need to see more of this babe. I agree her professional career as a singer is over and buried. But damn, where it comes to looks and fineness, she is total sexy and freaking hot. Sweet fine curves, beautiful face and awesome azz. Bring it to the dark side baby.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:22:59
I am sure the hazard pay the guy got to rub his hands over her front side and briefly on her t*ts was so NOT worth it.
By just-this-guy, on September 10, 2007 05:24:31
OMFG...she looked so "special"...pathetic...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:27:46
i turned off the Tv after watchinbg for about 30 seconds..
i just could do it,
i was so embarrassed for her, poor thing.
she looked confused.
By BB, on September 10, 2007 05:42:02
By the standards of today's celebrity she is FAT, but is she really?
I don't know if watching her and feeling like I was seeing something just not right was more a comment on our society than on Brittney.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:42:38
ha...wow im glad i missed that i couldnt even watch the whole clip....who was that laffin in the end...5head rhianno...she shouldnt be..her performance was bad too...get sum proactive babe.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:46:54
Well, everybody saw this coming. When you become predictable it's time to give it up. So long Brit. I hope you saved some of that money you made before you ruined your career by being stupid.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:48:29
why would mtv allow britney to do that? hmm i think they wanted to start off with the worst and progressively get....no it stayed the same..wat a waste of time.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:53:47
The fact that RIHANNA of all people laughed at her should be reason enough to go home and load a .45 and place it against her forehead. That's like Kirstie Alley calling someone fat. Pretty darned bad if you ask me.
By Jennifer, on September 10, 2007 05:56:06
I don't see how anyone can call her fat. Maybe she doesn't look like she used to, or as skinny as all those ugly Hollywood bitches like Kiera whatever, but damn..she ain't FAT. That being said, she sucks, always has......
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 05:56:45
The only person who would look worse in that get up is kelly clarkson....and that's saying something!
By Fah-Q, on September 10, 2007 05:59:11
Pole dancers, a song that sucks and SPEARS??? Wow, that is the making of a train wreck.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:06:02
"she looks so insecure."
Boo-friggin'-hoo. Screw that.
She's the gold standard for talentlessness. She's always been just a no-talent piece of meat product, packaged and manipulated for maximum profitability -- by the people who should be advising her to get her life together. They've made good money off her; why should they care about her now?
She'd better hope "The Surreal Life" will still be on the air in 3 years, because it's her only alternative to a shotgun shack back home in the bayou.
By Ken mehlman, on September 10, 2007 06:08:39
Where can I get a refund?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:13:33
QUOTE-Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:44-UNQUOTE
She has no support, not because there's no one around her that ever cared, but because she has fired and abused anyone that comes within screaming distance of her. She goes through "managers" and nannies like french fries, despite MANY people trying to step in to help her. She continues to INSIST "her people" are more knowledgeable than professional stylists, make up artists and publicists.
It's too bad - she's making her own bed and one day she will wake up and realize what she's done. It will be too late for her, but I only hope it won't be too late for her boys. She's going to have a lot of explaining to do one day.
By SftWrmRain, on September 10, 2007 06:13:52
I feel sorry for her...she is very lonely, has no friends, she's very insecure, done so many mistakes...married the wrong guy, her family are a bunch of pimps...
she was "used and abused" by many people around her, she needs to think about her life...make plans, get clean...
sorry for my english (from portugal)
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:19:38
Wow, Brit...Little rusty I would say. That was completely hideous to watch. I am embarrassed for her. As a mom, she should be covering up a little better. I thinks she fails to remember that her body is no longer hot...more like last nights leftovers. What a douche.....
By crittercratter, on September 10, 2007 06:22:48
me and my friends were stoned watching her do whatever that was and we were just mortified for her, i mean she was obviously on something. not only that but she was very innappropriately dressed for someone with two children and i couldn't believe that everyone in the audience was actually appluading, obviously out of sympathy. mtv and britney need to pack their bags. they are never going tolive that one down.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:26:47
That sucked!!! Where was Criss Angel? It would've been nice if he WAS there to make her ass disapear!!! She looked like she was Hi she showed NO Confidence and the camera showed people laughing!!! She needs to give it up!
By Brigit, on September 10, 2007 06:31:34
And, what exactly did Criss Angel have to do with this ridiculous performance? Wasn't the word on the street that he was going to use smoke and mirrors to make Britney appear and disappear on stage? I guess the only thing Criss Angel made disappear was his cock in her ass! Oh, and her career.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:33:49
Booooooo! Give it up Shitney you career is over!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:41:05
Wow is right. I wasnt expecting much, it IS Britney after all, but just wow. From looking totally stoned, to nearly falling over, to forgetting the words, to that outfit...whoever in her camp told her that she looked good really needs to be fired.
I do believe we just witnessed the final nail in her career's coffin...
By gossipmonger, on September 10, 2007 06:43:35
WTF happened to her!?! She cant sing, she cant dance WTF! and she has a bad weave. Anyone who knows about weave knows that you real hair must not show. Thats just tacky!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:45:44
I saw this same routine on a street corner in Jersey City.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:46:09
They coulda gotten Tay Zonday... Too bad... Chris Angel could have simulated chocolate rain while he played... While I watch the Britney performance I really understand the lyric, "history quickly crashing through your veins".
By jack shaftoe, on September 10, 2007 06:49:43
It is so time for that girl to reinvent herself. Obviously the old formula doesn't work for her anymore, but Einstein there hasn't the brains to figure that out.
Who'd have thought that flashing your vagina across the internet could be one of the lesser humiliations a person could experience?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:50:51
It seems like maybe she was so nervous/insecure that she took too many meds before the show...she was definitely on something.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 06:53:06
RIGHT ON, JENNY!!!!!
I believe MTV is in a competition with Paris Hilton to see which one blows more. I hear Britney wants in on the competition.
By Nando, on September 10, 2007 06:57:46
I'm sorry but who the hell told her to go dressed out like that? Britney has an average body but those clothes were NOT flattering to her figure at all. What was she thinking?
By Criss Renegade, on September 10, 2007 06:58:14
Remember when Britney had mad dance skills? I don't care if you ever liked her, I know I didn't. She can't sing and I never found her particularly attractive but that bitch could dance. It's all she had going for her.
Now what does she have? Nothing.
Jessica Simpson can dance better than her now.
By Arwen, on September 10, 2007 06:58:55
What is with the baby steps? My husband thinks it is because she is trashed, I think it is because her belly fat shakes if she steps too hard. What do you think?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:00:38
Who green-lighted this performance? Who sponsored it? No one in her professional life is in her corner, critiqing her choices and giving her feedback.
I think in her personal life no one is telling her the truth because she fires and ostracizes anyone who tells her what she doesn't want to hear.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:01:02
The VMA's looked so low-budget. Timbaland should be ashamed of himself for producing that crap. The only thing that show did for me was waste my time. The performances were seriously lacking and the only one I really enjoyed was Chris Brown. But honestly, how many times do we need to see a performer come on and do the "Michael Jackson"? It's old now, it's like it's a requirement for MTV to have at least one performer per awards show do an MJ dance. Thanks for the originality, Chris. Britney was a HAM, but honestly, could we expect anything more? The suites thing was stupid, Sarah Silverman was NOT funny (but then again, she's usually not that funny except for that Paris joke months ago), and obviously MTV didn't appropriate their budget properly because they didn't provide Rihanna with that bucket she needed to carry a tune. Overall, a big waste of time. I only watched to see Brit make a complete a$$ of herself, so at least it was a total loss. I wish they had shown Kid Rock and Tommy Lee fighting, that would have made the show interesting.
By Can I have my refund now?, on September 10, 2007 07:06:13
Silverman sucked. Britney blew. Kanye should have been in a prison somewhere getting reamed for his crap performances. Alicia Keys was smart to give us some ass to look at, but sang like a $2 whore after swallowing some trick's cum. JT's and Timbaland's performances were, well, akin to watching someone take a dump. Rihanna shouldn't be allowed to sing live ever again -- and she should have done her usual cocktease routine and stripped down to her panties.
The best things about the VMAs was Chris Brown's performance, Megan Fox's hot body in that pink dress and watching Jamie Foxx look like an ass in front of a worldwide audience. Otherwise, I've had better times inside an L.A. bikini bar.
By Sevenmack, on September 10, 2007 07:15:39
I was *hoping* that Brit would use this chance to get herself back on the map. But she was absolutely awful. She doesn't look fat, she just looked strung out, and couldn't dance to save anything. Good Lord.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:24:17
04:57:44 - She has no one around who cares about her because she kicked them all out of her life!!! She publicly blamed her family and ex-manager for ruining her image by trying to make her get help for problems she and her fans didn't believe she had. Now the fans are looking to blame anyone and everyone else but Britney for this disaster of a performance.
- It was Sarah Silverman's fault britney's performance sucked.
- MTV invited her to perform so she could kill her career.
- It was all the haters' fault because they made her lose confidence by doubting her and not supporting her.
- It's JJ and Sean's fault Britney didn't look good in a glittery bra and hot pants.
- The professional back up dancers danced too well and made her look bad.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:28:26
Word up Jenny,
I remember Justin calling out mtv twice last night for not playing enough music videos and only focusing on scripted reality tv shows. It's why mtv's ratings/views have went down the toilet. People are getting sick of the ridiculous "reality" drama's only geared towards the high school audience.
And britney looked like a slow, chubby, butch pig last night. I knew she was gonna talk in that performance. She looked likea fat whale and wasn't even really into the performance and her lip-synching was so off.
I seriously hope the music industry makes a complete 180 very soon.
By prettyboy, on September 10, 2007 07:28:33
How come no one is talking about the highlight of the whole evening - Kid Rock slugging Tommy Lee in the face? I know they are both washed up has beens, but that is awesome. Or it could have been something which was staged by MTV as a last ditch effort for ratings...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:29:15
We are truly reaching the end when a little shithead like Justin Timberlake is the one calling out the bullshit. MTV's been dead long ago and its starting to stink
By purple, on September 10, 2007 07:32:36
Even if she wasn't in top shape, if she had put some effort into it, she could've pulled it off. What happened to the Criss Angel bit??
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:44:28
Jenny, you're my goddess.
Just saw this for the first time. Britney's performance made me more depressed than the Bears game yesterday. Just fade away, honey--it will be the best for everyone.
By Jim, on September 10, 2007 07:47:35
Worst Crap I have seen in Ages.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:48:33
Her makeup was cute.
That is my something nice. As for the rest of her: she should have borrowed one of Beyonce's many blonde lacefront wigs. She should have worn a corset to suck in some of that gut. She should have sang a slow song that did not require choreography.
But these things would require forethought and dignity. DO BETTER, BRITNEY!
By Jen, on September 10, 2007 07:51:49
jimmy kimmel's ball washer said it right. what a waste this britney is. 2 shots of manischewitz for her. laheim!
By ssirishpride, on September 10, 2007 07:52:27
She hasn't lost it, she just let everyone get to her. You can't just lose your ability to be one of the greatest performers like, EVER...
By Voracious, on September 10, 2007 07:53:42
Open letter to Britney,
Were to start...
Blue contacts, bitch, who do you think you were fooling!
being out of shape, Bitch, if you had spend as much time practicing/exercising as you do chain smoking and going out binge drinking you would have put on a hell of a show.
Lip synching. Damn girl, it’s your song! How the hell do you get that wrong!
Stripper poles. Get used to them. That is the only way you will get money and even then it will be out of pity.
Criss Angel as an advisor: I thought half way thru your song that he would show up and make you disappear but we were not that lucky. I guess the only thing he showed you how to make disappear was your career.
Open letter to MTV.
Why do you have a station called Music Television yet you do not play any videos? All you do is have endless hours of reality shows and then only show videos as filler when you go off the air? Do you realize how out of touch you are? Do you realize that you were called out by the music stars that you were celebrating? I think the best way to put it is that… well, you suck!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 07:54:14
she's clearly high. mix that with having no talent whatsoever and being a gargantuan cow, there's the trainwreck you see before your very eyes.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:01:16
So she f'ed Criss Angel for that?!
She looked like she didn't have a bowel movement in a week. Since she snorts a lot, I understand how that can happen.
Oh Britney, just go back to snorting coke behind the scenes and get your kids taken away. Then have more with someone else beyond f'ed up as you, so you have a shot to keep them.
But at the end of the day, you'll cry on your 50 million and growing bank roll. So in the end you'll have the last laugh on us. Or will it be the last line of coke? Or the last piece of pizza?
Meh. Whichever.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:03:12
I LOVED how she didn't even dance .. she just walked around .. and tried to surround herself with dancers so it seemed like she was moving. I have to give it to the make-up department .. for a moment she looked like her oldself .. and than the camera pans down to sausage arms and those thighs and BOOM ...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:06:04
I wish the camera would have focused on the pole dancers ...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:09:37
Oh! I like how the dancers were going to pick her up over their heads at the end, but knew they couldn't, so they just picked her up about a foot.
Nice makeup. Funny how they put it over her entire body to cover zits/stretch marks.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:10:00
I honestly thought she was either going to pass out or puke on the stage. Sadly that would have been much more entertaining and less embarrasing as that was...
As for MTV.. I honestly stopped watching years ago... the only reason I tuned in was cuz I heard the britney performance was openning.. (which I think was the real reason why MTV hired her), however, I switched the channel as soon as the Britney torture was over.. I'd rather watch Step by Step reruns than that shit
By Shakibing, on September 10, 2007 08:16:38
I heard today on the radio that after her performance she went backstage and cried...so she knew it was bad just like the rest of us....
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:29:25
Wow! Jenny you rocked that review.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:32:38
Well her future career path has a few choices, stripper, bus driver, lunch lady.
Mtv has been sucking for years, the M use to stand for Music before they swtched it for Money.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:34:06
I live here in LV too and agree Maloof is a total tool, rich tool at that. He's just another gross old man playboy. And the Palms is white trash heaven!
As for Brittney, she seemed to be on downers and I don't even think she cares about her career anymore. Sporting a pot belly and bad hair extensions, she really needs help.
MTV is unwatchable, it's all advertisments.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:34:39
ehm.... reality check anyone? btw: how much did she get paid for this shitty performance?!
By Sirya, on September 10, 2007 08:43:28
Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
M.T.V.-Get off the air!
NOW
By That guy who hasn't watched MTV since Beavis and Butthead went off the air., on September 10, 2007 08:48:10
I remember the day MTV came on the air. There were like 4 VJs and the only thing they talked about was the upcoming video/band. How many years ago did it stop being MUSIC television?
Way to fuck the dog, dumbasses.
By Staci, on September 10, 2007 08:49:21
She looks like a lot of women who've had two kids. Actually, I'm betting that a lot of women who've had two kids wish that they looked like her.
That having been said, I don't want to see any of these women shaking their fat asses in their bras and panties, either. At the absolute very least, wear some fucking clothes, Britney, you skank whore.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 08:49:58
And that banner pic of Britney looks like the bloated corpse monster of the guy's wife in the movie "House."
By Staci, on September 10, 2007 08:52:33
My girlfriend and I thought about watching the VMAs last night, but decided not too specifically because we knew we'd be able to get the highlights on YouTube and we didn't want to have to sit through hours and hours of useless shit inbetween the hilarious bits.
1) Britney looks TERRIBLE in that outfit. Just god awful. When you're that thick around the middle you ought to wear a sexy corset as your outfit, not a bikini.
2) Christ, she looks bored. Even more bored than the audience. I know she's just trying to look "cool" but she looks like she doesn't even want to be there.
3) Britney has already lost almost all of her fans, and if she keeps acting like this she's going to lose the few she has left.
By The Photoshop Detective, on September 10, 2007 08:56:46
Wish I could get those ten minutes back, I wasted watching that garbage! Britney needs to hang it up for good, she's so bunk!
By Shammy, on September 10, 2007 08:58:34
It's a trainwreck, BITCH!
I'm putting the over/under on suicide at 1 week.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:03:14
If you are going to shake you 'booty', you had better be in a toned bod----but, Britney's post birth weight of having two small toddlers is not the point. Her zombie, despondent, and disconnected demeanor shows she was either on drugs, hadn't had enough pre-show warm up, partied too much the days before, or maybe just maybe it revealed what some of us knew all along--she has no talent. Her great days of in sync dance moves are over and her out of time lip-syncing days have just said 'good bye' to a come back career.
By Eve, on September 10, 2007 09:10:31
Sarah Silverman is so not funny, oh, and a major bitch to boot. I guess she's trying hard to make up for something she's lacking.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:11:52
HA HA HA FAT BITCH HA HA she sucked shit last night damn that was horrible only stupid assholes cheered her the entire audience should had booed the bitch of the stage lipsyncin cunt the folds of fat all over the stage ugh it was a performance to VOMIT FOR
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:14:33
I thought she looked great!
By Stevie Wonder, on September 10, 2007 09:15:12
that guy threw his back out trying to catch her!
By wtf ?????, on September 10, 2007 09:15:37
Hopefully the next gig Shitney gets will be something along the lines of - "Broadcasted live on 1640 AM from the Jackson County Fair in Louisiana, Britney Spears!"
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:22:49
Actually, this is very much a "fat Elvis" performance - fat, stoned, mumbling/bumbling/stumbling. She won't commit suicide - she'll die just like he did, on the toilet. And you just know that a) somehow the paparazzi will be there to snap pics of her last moment; and b) it will be horribly obvious that she didn't wipe, even after switching to a diet based exclusively on snacks made with Olestra.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:26:29
rap and reality shows hurt mtv. britney, well she just hurt herself. a real trainwreck beginning to the vma's.
By joe, on September 10, 2007 09:32:11
"Sorry everyone. You gotta feel sorry for this girl. She has no one around her who cares enough about her to tell her to straighten out her life first, then try fixing her career. I was never a fan but where is her support??" By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 04:57:44
Where's her support? She cast aside everyone who tried to help her: her entire family, her manager, her publicists, her makeup and style people, her acting coach, her assistants/security people, nannies, etc., etc. You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. And while her performance shows she seriously NEEDS help, she refuses it.
Unless she hits rock bottom (let's hope this performance has done it) and is willing to crawl her way up and out of the pit, she's over.
By guess who, on September 10, 2007 09:36:43
I don't think anyone should commend her on her body after two children. She's had loads of plastic surgery and she still looks like a mess. That being said I hope for more perfomances for her .. I can't help loving the trainwreck ... watching her fail miserably just puts the cherry on my sundae ...
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:37:46
"By the standards of today's celebrity she is FAT, but is she really?
I don't know if watching her and feeling like I was seeing something just not right was more a comment on our society than on Britney."
You do have a point. For a mid 20's mother of two, her body looks great so she should dress appropriately for her age and position as a young, attractive mom.
For a career pop tart (which she somehow thinks she's gonna step right back into after Federline had his way with her) she looks tacky, tasteless,low class and just WRONG. If that's what she wanted her life to be about then she needed to use birth control. It was naive of her to think that two kids in two years wasn't going to affect her teen sex appeal.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:43:30
The look on 50 Cent's face was hilarious. He was like "What the fuck?"
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:45:27
Nasty arm pits.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:53:26
SHE HAD LIPO, PEOPLE!!! that's the only reason she even looks good for a mother of two - but she's a POP STAR and looking like a size 8 or 12 mom of 2 doesn't cut it in show biz. She's known for her body and being a good entertainer, and when she can't even do that anymore, she deserves every ounce of criticism she is getting. Hell, look at Heidi Klum - her body ROCKED like 6 months or so after giving BIRTH at the Victoria Secret show. Britney needed to be rock hard or needed to cover up the junk.
Her make-up was good though.
Her hair, yelch.
All in all...I LOVED IT!! Funniest thing I have seen on TV in a long time!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:57:10
I don't know why everyone is hating on the VMA awards. It is far and away the MOST AWESOME and ENTERTAINING thing I will watch this year. For starters, I expected a bodice-and-pantyhose-synched Britney to WOW an audience of utter lemmings, because that'd be exactly what I hate. Instead, the ham BOMBED in a way my imagination could not have even concocted, making herself look like a flaming retard beyond excuse. Two rednecks with the same STD scuffed in the audience (drawing a funny comment from asshole of assholes, Jamie Foxx); Kanye did not fail to disappoint with his trademark backstage bitch-fit; and Justin, a man I used to think was nothing but a faggy boyband retard, cleaned out the awards and called MTV out for devolving into a pile of mucus-laden hangover frat-boy shit.
GOLD.
By Roflcopter, on September 10, 2007 10:03:19
110 comments already?
I guess I've shown up too late to the party, eh?
Britney sucked....bad.
But, with Rihanna and that Chris Brown dancer-fella, Britney's bad performance was a prophecy of the show to come...
I'm just happy I wasn't actually watching, and only had the TV on in the background while playing Scrabble.
By joejoe, on September 10, 2007 10:08:59
That was frickin horrible. I think I'm in the minority when I say I think Federline was good for her. She didn't get crazy like this until she divorced him. Yeah, she was still dumb while they were together but at least she wore pants.
By Niecy, on September 10, 2007 10:18:21
What Roflcopter said, but using a lot more profanity and making a point of calling Britney a "hambeast."
By Kanye West's Bloated Ego, on September 10, 2007 10:26:20
hmm did tommy lee and kid rock fight? anyone got a clip of that?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 10:29:10
Rhianna....dont laff hunny..you were bad too.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 10:32:57
omfg the expressions on some of the guys's faces [in the audience] are priceless! lol
That said, Britney doesn't seem to give a shit about her career anymore. It's almost as if she woke up that day and thought to herself "yeah, so today are the MTV awards. Hey what the hell i think I'll go, nothin better to do anyway". How sad is that? I feel bad for her, really bad. There's only 1 reasonable explanation for all of this...she's crazy.
By Neo, on September 10, 2007 10:37:39
Britney's 15 minutes of SHAME on the VMA's. Let's count how many minutes left in her "career"-NONE!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 10:48:16
I want to punch Kanye in the face so bad. What a fuckin whiny-ass-pussy BITCH!! Complaining to mtv for his losses as if he's Mozart or something!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 10:52:46
Spot on there with that one - I was interested in seeing how bad BS was gonna be, but I had to find MTV on the satellite - that's how much I watch that miserable shit. Right fuckin on with your review!
By iheartlasagne, on September 10, 2007 11:06:22
At least it looks like she's finally getting to live out her life-long trailer trash dream of being a stripper.
By jenn, on September 10, 2007 11:15:35
Britney=whore-pig
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 11:44:21
her performance looked just like the scene out of the indie movie "Little Miss Sunshine" - in the end when the little girl is performinng.
hmmm. I grew up in the 80s when MTV was amazing. Now, it is just one big promo machine.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 12:38:32
If I'd spent the past year of my life being a total fuck-up, if someone gave me the chance to redeem myself, I sure as hell wouldn't blow it like this. She's been given one chance after another and she keeps blowing it. Why does anyone care about helping her at all?
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:17:39
I wish I had her body. How can anyone call her fat?
By T, on September 10, 2007 13:24:35
It wasn't a horribly bad performance... But since it was Ms Speares, we were expecting a lot more considering what her previous VMA performances were... If she had worn a sexy corsette instead of that bra it would have made things just that much better. Not that she is fat, but still unless you are a size 0 all that moving under such intense lighting isn't flattering on anyone
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:25:42
jeez... absolutely no effort there Britney! She didnt even bother mimin half of the what.... THREE words that make up that song?! and her dancing was just like 'uh.. you know what? this is boring me'
and she looked so happy at the end?!
MTV is a mess. Britney Spears is a bigger one though...
By Laura, on September 10, 2007 13:27:37
Amen, Jenny! AMEN!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 13:28:45
For an average woman, her body didn't look that bad, but for Britney (or anyone else who makes their living solely on their looks and ability to shake their ass), she looked like shit. And the glitter bikini would look decent on no one with more body fat than an Ethiopian child. And her weave... it looks like a family of marmots made nests in it. Her makeup wasn't bad, but she should never be allowed to select a hairstylist on her own ever again.
This wasn't the full-on trail derailment I expected (of course, I was expecting sobbing, swearing, a vajayjay flash, falling down, and a fist fight with P-Diddy after she puked on his lap while falling off the stage), but it was no less pathetic.
Her career has been over for awhile, but if she's so desperate for a comeback and if she wants it so badly, you would think that she might have put a little effort into it? She didn't know her choreography, she barely attempted lip-syncing, she put NO effort into bringing any life to the choreography she did know. Just pathetic. She was just coasting on her former glory. She thinks she can rejuvenate her "career" by just showing up, because (she thinks) everybody loves her. She has no drive, no ambition, no goals... in short, she's just the most pathetic and despicable kind of person who really should just be sent back to the trailer park she grew up in.
By AnnArrogance, on September 10, 2007 13:33:36
Oh, and you know what else? If she doesn't have the drive to do that for herself, she should at least try to do it for her kids. She may have money now, but what's going to happen when she runs through it and little Sean Preston and Jayden James are left high and dry, collecting cans to pay for mama's KFC (if they live that long).
I watched Britney, then I watched Sarah Silverman BOMB, and then it was just too painful. I turned it off.
RIP MTV
September 9, 2007
By AnnArrogance, on September 10, 2007 13:37:21
When Luda refuses to claim his award live and in front of the world, you know the VMAs have totally gone to shit.
By Sevenmack, on September 10, 2007 13:48:25
Thank you, Kid Rock, for bringing the only great highlight to the VMA's and MTV as a whole. Now if we can just get Vince Neil and Axl Rose to finally tie up, I think MTV may have a chance. Maybe.
By JMC, on September 10, 2007 14:19:02
omg, i cannot stop laughing @ all yalls comments.
i was readin on some other blog that Lauren conrad apparently hooked up w/ Cisco adler. ew.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 14:28:29
Y'know, I was just thinking...if I had more money than brains (which I don't, I don't think that much money has ever been printed. Cough.) I'd love to buy the MtV franchise. Then you know what I'd do? I'd axe all the "sister" stations, shut the whole thing down and reboot from scratch. Complete with an updated copy launch of the original broadcast with the original logo and music. And I'd play "all music all the time". No shows, no reality TV, none of that shit.
Except for that rap show they used to have on in the 80's...what the shit was that called? Frig, man...I can't remember the name.....
(DAMNED WEED!)
Yeah. That's what I'd do. And I'd re-launch the whole damned channel at Spring Break in Daytona. Just like they used to, baby.
Mmmm...mmm...this generation's ready for a comeback.
By Vigilante, on September 10, 2007 14:43:40
Yo yo YO! Whassup wit you damn crackers forgetteming shit when you smoke a brutha's Chronic?
It was called "Yo! MTV Raps."
By chingy washington, on September 10, 2007 14:47:19
Hey, its Burntfinger Bitch,,,
Was on blogger put it,,, the fat lady has left the building,,,
By burntfinger, on September 10, 2007 14:49:13
Chingy, my sweetness...I loves you. Why don't you come over for some dinner? It's homemade pizza night, baby.
Might let you toss some salad while you're at it.
Cha-Ching-ay...
By Vigilante, on September 10, 2007 15:08:44
Vigilante,
I'd be happy to toss your salad any day.
It'd remind me of my days on Rikers.
By chingy washington, on September 10, 2007 15:20:36
Did she paid MTV to be in there?
And what where the people clapping about...that it already ended?
Gosh.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 16:09:28
The Decline and Fall of the American Empire
By Edward Gibbon III, on September 10, 2007 16:32:14
I wonder how many MTV execs Brit had to blow to get that spot. Amazing.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 16:44:44
This is the most barf-inducing low American culture has yet sunk to. Everyone at MTV should be horse-whipped and thrown in jail.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:29:45
FOR THE RECORD:
And this is to everyone who bleats "she's had 2 kids, give the poor girl a break!". Having kids does NOT necessarily pull the inflation cord, fucktards. It slows the metabolism, which in turn will cause one to put on weight if you don't properly take care of yourself. I've has 3 kids and I don't look like that. I'll remind you she's a MILLIONAIRE, and could afford gym memberships for everyone in the nation of Mali, let alone her own cheeto-stuffing ass.
SHE HAS NO-ONE TO BLAME BUT HERSELF.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:33:40
Where was Chriss Angel? My guess is, he couldn't get her to rehearse for more than 3 minutes at a time... and never sober... so he bailed. He still has a career.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 17:41:40
"Pull the inflation cord"...hee hee hee!
"Guess what, honey? I'm pregnant!"
WHOOOSH! Creeeeak.
"Uhhhh....really? I couldn't....uhhhh....I couldn't tell..."
That was fucking hilarious, 17:33.
By Vigilante, on September 10, 2007 17:49:18
god she is an ugly blabbering cunt as for mtv im pretty sure most of us who leave comments here are out of their intended 14-18 year old demographics so its no surprise we think it blows dogs for quarters.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 18:33:45
Not Yummo!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 19:05:34
The song has some merit and isn't horrible for your average radio station. And by that, I mean that it doesn't sound any worse than what's out there. I can't even attack her video that much. She really just needs to get her shit together and now I think it's too late.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 19:58:58
Wow, that was painful to watch. I feel embarassed and it wasnt even me up there... She did horribly and didnt bother hiding the fact that she was lip syncing. She hardly danced and looked awkward, uncomfortable and insecure. I'm almost disapointed that she did so pathetically, I kinda wanted her skanky attitude to shine through a little just for old time's sake.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 21:35:59
i tried to watch the VMA's.
but i was just disgusted at them this year.
not to mention Britney Spears, that is gross.
i think she should end her career.
By mitch, on September 10, 2007 22:04:01
The look on 50 Cent's face was hilarious. He was like "What the fuck?"
By anonymous, on September 10, 2007 09:45:27
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You could see him? all we saw was teeth , and MTV is a pile of shit now with stupid shows and no videos , people used to say I WANT MY MTV now they say GET THIS SHIT OF MY TV
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 01:29:40
Whoa, that screen cap as the main picture is priceless!
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 08:41:11
It's so amazing that this whole thing is a complete show of crappitude.
You start with Britney, which has never been good music to begin with. And then you have the worst Britney in history. Then the namesake of MTV is thrown in, a lot of no-ones pretend to be artists. You can even count a particular no-one HAVING A FIT in the backstage because he DIDN'T WIN any of the crappy awards!
And, of course, we have a lot of noise produced as "music", wrapping the whole thing up and showing the world what's really wrong with (what should be) the music industry today.
That's possibly the most perfect spectacle of crap ever seen.
Why the hell does this even exist in the first place??
By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 18:46:59
THE SHOW WAS CRAP AND BRITNEY WAS THE DOO DOO ON STAGE.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2007 14:43:11
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