Maybe, just maybe, Xenu = George W. Bush and Tommy will be right after all. Then who will be laughing? The last "man" on earth, in his bunker. Plus they've proven he can reproduce via in-vitro. All is going according to plan.
God I'd love to know what that look on her face was about..I think Tom should do a big screen version of Mork and Mindy...she can be Mindy...that poor little cute alien child Suri...Oh well signing off now...nanu nanu
Do us all a favor Tom and take all of your Scientology robot buddies, go down in your bunker and drink the nice poisoned kool aid, and lie down and rest your weary head...wrapped in your tin foil space suits...
hey people "when" XENU shows up lets tell him where Tom is hiding so he can make him his sex slave then he will go away and the earth will go on for ever ha ha ha ha ha ha
say it was true, this destruction of the earth theory, why would you want to be stuck underground for 10 years? if tom cruise is the only one still around, i definitely want to be vaporized immediately when the spaceship lands or whatever.
37 Comments:
Leave Your Commenti don't blame him.
By xena, on September 26, 2007 09:20:27
xenu...right...whatever floats his boat
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:21:17
Why is this little guy always spewing shit?
I know, I know, glass houses, ect...
By Vigilante's Anus, on September 26, 2007 09:23:13
WTF ... like really WTF!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:27:41
The flaw in his plan: how are they going to reproduce? Maybe they plan to kidnap Chris Klein...
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:33:30
There's absolutely nothing gay about his coat. Nothing gay at all.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:34:24
9:33:30 - Then there would just be two fags stuck in the bunker instead of one.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:35:41
Never mind Tom Cruise or the topic at hand...you guys should write comedy. LMAO!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:44:15
LOL... Katie is looking at him like he is such an idiot!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:55:01
Maybe, just maybe, Xenu = George W. Bush and Tommy will be right after all. Then who will be laughing? The last "man" on earth, in his bunker. Plus they've proven he can reproduce via in-vitro. All is going according to plan.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 09:56:07
God I'd love to know what that look on her face was about..I think Tom should do a big screen version of Mork and Mindy...she can be Mindy...that poor little cute alien child Suri...Oh well signing off now...nanu nanu
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:06:25
Do us all a favor Tom and take all of your Scientology robot buddies, go down in your bunker and drink the nice poisoned kool aid, and lie down and rest your weary head...wrapped in your tin foil space suits...
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:09:41
hey people "when" XENU shows up lets tell him where Tom is hiding so he can make him his sex slave then he will go away and the earth will go on for ever ha ha ha ha ha ha
By Jeff, on September 26, 2007 10:10:44
Who wants to dress up as an alien for Halloween, take some laser pointers down to Tom Cruise's house and see how fast his stubby legs can go?
I will be taking registration starting ... now!
By Paris' Herpi, on September 26, 2007 10:14:35
Suri and Katie look cute here.
Tom has the same haircut as my high school boyfriend circa 1996.
By Carolina , on September 26, 2007 10:37:46
British Tabloids are even more retarded than American ones.
Next thing you know they'll be saying that Tom Cruise is Bat Boy.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 10:57:40
Katie has that WTF, coming out of hypnosis look.
By Big L, on September 26, 2007 11:14:00
^^^^^ yeah, maybe she just realized she's married to him!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:38:12
LOL LOVE that title with the banner pic! Too funny.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 11:43:55
I can't believe this, like a 10 million dollar bunker is gonna stop Lord Xenu....what an idiot Tom is.
By Trax, on September 26, 2007 12:22:18
Poor Katie...in that top pic, she turned around and caught Tom staring at a guy and slowly licking his lips.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 12:59:34
RUN, KATIE, RUN!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 13:12:41
If we're lucky, he might decide to enter the bunker NOW!
By llseenm, on September 26, 2007 13:58:30
Looks like she's thinking "I'm a Scien-what????"
Poor girl. She's doomed.
By Ooba Gooba, on September 26, 2007 15:25:19
Katie is sure ugly. She was halfway there before meeting crazy Tommy, now she has completed the trip.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 15:44:12
say it was true, this destruction of the earth theory, why would you want to be stuck underground for 10 years? if tom cruise is the only one still around, i definitely want to be vaporized immediately when the spaceship lands or whatever.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:28:05
I'm Xenu's younger brother, Bob, so I'm getting a real kick out of this. Tom, the battery is failing, my big bro will be out soon. Hide!!!
By Xenu's younger brother Bob, on September 26, 2007 17:43:50
what's with that emo hair of his????
hahahahaha and her face is so totally "eeeewwwwww" hahahahahahahahahahaha dorks
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:47:02
Hey, look! Tom and Katie got a 2-fer-1 deal at the barber shop!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 17:59:15
Tom is insane and should be locked in a bunker.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2007 19:02:38
You know what would be hilarious? If he is right about this attack. I mean, I am going to laugh so hard.
BTW, revenge on what? I thought humans were not even there when Xenu got the shaft.
By BlueMak, on September 26, 2007 21:49:31
Hmm, I wonder what Tom might be like in bed. Me horny!
By Lindsay L., on September 27, 2007 12:59:01
Tom is insane and should be locked in a bunker.
Maybe it's Katie who wants to spend the 10 million & she has come to realize the same thing!
By anonymous, on September 27, 2007 23:55:44
Bring it on Xenu - let's get Tom down in that bunker asap.
By Sam, on September 28, 2007 07:01:35
Lock him in that bunker and throw away the key. He is so stupid!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:28:54
the scientology bastard is gonna store poor brain washed people under there and abuse them . That's what all scientologists do.....
By anonymous, on September 28, 2007 12:40:51
I feel so sorry for Tom. He's gone totally nuts.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 03:42:40
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