Why is it that Pete Wentz turns me into such a raging homophobe? I just don't get it. I love the gays. Hell, I was a club kid in the 80's - I've made out with dozens of guys. And yet somehow every time I see that mincing douchenozzle and his fucking eyeliner I just want to dress like Larry the Cable Guy and cave his skull in with a 9-iron. I'll sit through a "Will & Grace" marathon eagerly, but I see Wentz and just start screaming "fuck off and die, you faggoty fag!"
Fall Out Boy is gay because they stole their name from Radioactive Man's side Kick (Fallout Boy). If I was Matt Groening, I would kick that dude's ass.
Looks like the only ones who actually give a damn about the "concert" are Ashley and her dumbass friends. Everyone else is trying to have a casual conversation while they socialize and hold their drinks looking "cool".
They're the tooly band who does that atrocious "thanks for the memories, even through they weren't so GREAT!" song, right? God, that song sucks SO BAD.
That's about the lamest concert I've ever seen, and I've seen somepretty shitty little concerts. Do they actually have the lights on? How are you supposed to do drugs?
so where was this, in the neighbor's garage? I have never seen a more unenthusiastic crowd with idiots bumping into eachother under the guise of dancing. Seems to me that she should have used the money she wasted on plastic surgery and learned to dance. talentless! not just the idiot girl either. How lame, all the way around.
Is it just me or does she have the similar features that she did before she got that hook of a nose hacked off? More and more she looks just as she did before her plastic makeover. How sad that she hasnt learned to dance especially since her stupid jig on SNL. Dumb bitch.
they are much too busy going to school and getting jobs and lame shit like that. white people are so stupid. "look at me, i'm white...i work for a living, look at me...i raise my kids and stay out of jail, i can't dance. look at me...i go to college and don't rob liquor stores."
she's clearly drunk and in the beginning, she's attempting to mosh.
P.S. Prettyboy- fuck off. Sorry my daddy didn't like to give it up the ass to white chicks with his big black cock, but that doesn't mean the rest of us full whites are "lame",
ha ha ha ha she is trying to MOSH lol ,she sucks at it, see girls you all act like that when you had to much to drink ,so if you laughed at her you are laughing at yourselfs
I thot that was spaghetti- ticket night at the high school gym???
She acts like an 7thgrader who didnt get a date and eats glue in the back of the classroom, finally gets to go to a school night finction. LOSER!!!!!!!
Much like an un-tasered giraffe stretches its neck to reach the tallest branches of a leafy tree, so too does the criticism of this video. Yes, Ashley Simpson is a hack who never had talent in the first place and yes, Ashley Simpson is dating a closet-queen, but this video doesn't really showcase either of the above. It might as well be any other Jane Drunk'n'Easy trying to be rowdy and ironic around tweenagers. This is more a case of "stars: they're just like us" and less of a "I'm going to shit down Ashley's throat about this one" softball lob. I say this is nothing compared to the shithead antics Britney Spears and company has been pulling over the past month. We should all be so lucky to have obnoxious celebrity's stay in the confines of a never-ending bar mitzvah. Pick you battles, friend. You are extremely talented at what you do. Don't force it to make quota; quota will come to you.
she's clearly drunk and in the beginning, she's attempting to mosh.
P.S. Prettyboy- fuck off. Sorry my daddy didn't like to give it up the ass to white chicks with his big black cock, but that doesn't mean the rest of us full whites are "lame",
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 13:34:05 ------
so because I'm mixed, you assume my mom is white and my dad is black?
Looks like Ashlee is just messing around, having fun with friends. I wish she was wearing something more revealing and we could see her tits bouncing around when she dances.
Wow, my ears are hurting after watching this crap. This guy better hold on to Ashley really tight, because he won't make it in the singing business on his own.
Anyhow. What is the big deal about Ashley's dancing? Isn't this how every 12-13 year old dances these days? I have seen much worse than this at many events. Just because she is popular, she is no worse than anyone else out there.
I thought that she actually looked pretty cute dancing around there. I hope she wasn't on acid or something, but I thought that she was alright.
Does anyone besides me think that Pete Wentz and Sarah Jessica Parker could be long-lost twins? I would like to do an in-depth comparison, but looking at images of either for longer than a few seconds burns my eyes.
Oh gosh ! I'd be sooo embarassed if I was Pete Wentz. She does look like a fucking retarded and non she is not cute bouncing around, faking to do a moshpit and laughing of herself because she knows she looks like an idiot. There's no moshpit there, why does she feel she has to create one ? Fuck do you need that much attention, you are what 13 ? Come on...
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Leave Your CommentI don't think I've ever wanted to strangle a person more than I do her. I might, but I can't think of it.
By poops, on October 11, 2007 10:22:20
Are her 15 minutes over yet?
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:23:45
How old is she? She's trying to be 15. BTW, I want my 59 seconds back.
By Tazznum1, on October 11, 2007 10:24:20
Why won't the Simpson sisters' careers just die? Better yet, why won't the Simpson sisters just die?
By catman, on October 11, 2007 10:31:24
they suck even worse than I thought they would.
By douche, on October 11, 2007 10:32:34
Nice to see you again, Ms. Benes.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:34:58
If I was in the mosh pit with this chick, I would...you know...slide it in a couple of times.
By J-Bird, on October 11, 2007 10:35:08
Why is it that Pete Wentz turns me into such a raging homophobe? I just don't get it. I love the gays. Hell, I was a club kid in the 80's - I've made out with dozens of guys. And yet somehow every time I see that mincing douchenozzle and his fucking eyeliner I just want to dress like Larry the Cable Guy and cave his skull in with a 9-iron. I'll sit through a "Will & Grace" marathon eagerly, but I see Wentz and just start screaming "fuck off and die, you faggoty fag!"
What the hell is wrong with me?
By Confusled., on October 11, 2007 10:36:08
god. she was so consciously trying to be cute while "moshing".
"ooo i'm gonna push you then flip my hair in my face and giggle and omg my bf is leik so hott isn't he tee tee"
dear ashley, please kill yourself k? kisses.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:36:29
Fall Out Boy is gay because they stole their name from Radioactive Man's side Kick (Fallout Boy). If I was Matt Groening, I would kick that dude's ass.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:36:39
her boyfriend looks gay
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:42:12
Fall Out Boy sucks the ass out of a dead dog.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 10:59:09
"couldn't dance around an issue"
Brilliant.
By I heart Todd, on October 11, 2007 10:59:40
Looks like the only ones who actually give a damn about the "concert" are Ashley and her dumbass friends. Everyone else is trying to have a casual conversation while they socialize and hold their drinks looking "cool".
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 11:00:27
10:32 - I agree with you. I never heard these ass clowns before, and they are much worse than I imagined.
I've seen more people at 3rd grade talent show than they had at their big "rock" show
By hates hollywood, on October 11, 2007 11:10:05
thats the most pussy mosh pit i've ever seen
By chooch, on October 11, 2007 11:12:40
I don't know what's more pathetic, her dancing, Fall Out Boy, or that girl hanging on her?
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 11:14:57
They're the tooly band who does that atrocious "thanks for the memories, even through they weren't so GREAT!" song, right? God, that song sucks SO BAD.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 11:17:14
I will be stealing "She couldnt dance around an issue". Thanks Todd.
By Jim, on October 11, 2007 11:21:56
How could anyone stand listening to that crap?
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 11:22:01
Pete Wentz looks like a fucking neandrathal who is trying hard to be emo.
By Roflcopter, on October 11, 2007 11:37:54
That's about the lamest concert I've ever seen, and I've seen somepretty shitty little concerts. Do they actually have the lights on? How are you supposed to do drugs?
By rip, on October 11, 2007 12:05:31
I think she was trying to 'mosh" LOL
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 12:36:18
I wish we could blame her dancing on drugs. At least there would be some excuse. Sadly, it's just her real nature to act like an idiot.
By barf, on October 11, 2007 12:37:08
so where was this, in the neighbor's garage? I have never seen a more unenthusiastic crowd with idiots bumping into eachother under the guise of dancing. Seems to me that she should have used the money she wasted on plastic surgery and learned to dance. talentless! not just the idiot girl either. How lame, all the way around.
Is it just me or does she have the similar features that she did before she got that hook of a nose hacked off? More and more she looks just as she did before her plastic makeover. How sad that she hasnt learned to dance especially since her stupid jig on SNL. Dumb bitch.
By $ara, on October 11, 2007 12:48:12
I think all his anger stems from his grossly undersized penis.
By Dr. Fraud, on October 11, 2007 12:50:09
LMAO
white people can't dance.
By Prettyboy, on October 11, 2007 13:05:15
they are much too busy going to school and getting jobs and lame shit like that. white people are so stupid. "look at me, i'm white...i work for a living, look at me...i raise my kids and stay out of jail, i can't dance. look at me...i go to college and don't rob liquor stores."
white people are so lame.
By Prettyboy, on October 11, 2007 13:11:13
she's clearly drunk and in the beginning, she's attempting to mosh.
P.S. Prettyboy- fuck off. Sorry my daddy didn't like to give it up the ass to white chicks with his big black cock, but that doesn't mean the rest of us full whites are "lame",
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 13:34:05
what's with the "o" faces?
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 14:35:04
I thought Fall Out Boy was the name Jessica gave to her hard to tuck back penis.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 14:39:29
ha ha ha ha she is trying to MOSH lol ,she sucks at it, see girls you all act like that when you had to much to drink ,so if you laughed at her you are laughing at yourselfs
By Victor, on October 11, 2007 15:15:49
omg THAT was a CONCERT?
I thot that was spaghetti- ticket night at the high school gym???
She acts like an 7thgrader who didnt get a date and eats glue in the back of the classroom, finally gets to go to a school night finction. LOSER!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 15:25:52
Much like an un-tasered giraffe stretches its neck to reach the tallest branches of a leafy tree, so too does the criticism of this video. Yes, Ashley Simpson is a hack who never had talent in the first place and yes, Ashley Simpson is dating a closet-queen, but this video doesn't really showcase either of the above. It might as well be any other Jane Drunk'n'Easy trying to be rowdy and ironic around tweenagers. This is more a case of "stars: they're just like us" and less of a "I'm going to shit down Ashley's throat about this one" softball lob.
I say this is nothing compared to the shithead antics Britney Spears and company has been pulling over the past month. We should all be so lucky to have obnoxious celebrity's stay in the confines of a never-ending bar mitzvah.
Pick you battles, friend. You are extremely talented at what you do. Don't force it to make quota; quota will come to you.
By tyler, on October 11, 2007 16:05:49
Too bad there's no dancing equivalent of lip synching.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 16:07:57
16:05 please stfu and learn how to spell. kthxbai
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 16:10:56
Nothing like moshing to lame ass music to make you look like a total DORK!
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:57:26
she's clearly drunk and in the beginning, she's attempting to mosh.
P.S. Prettyboy- fuck off. Sorry my daddy didn't like to give it up the ass to white chicks with his big black cock, but that doesn't mean the rest of us full whites are "lame",
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 13:34:05
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so because I'm mixed, you assume my mom is white and my dad is black?
By Prettyboy, on October 11, 2007 20:43:43
Any you are still a punkass Punk.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:54:38
Looks like Ashlee is just messing around, having fun with friends. I wish she was wearing something more revealing and we could see her tits bouncing around when she dances.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 21:50:33
Wow, my ears are hurting after watching this crap. This guy better hold on to Ashley really tight, because he won't make it in the singing business on his own.
Anyhow. What is the big deal about Ashley's dancing? Isn't this how every 12-13 year old dances these days? I have seen much worse than this at many events. Just because she is popular, she is no worse than anyone else out there.
I thought that she actually looked pretty cute dancing around there. I hope she wasn't on acid or something, but I thought that she was alright.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 00:09:44
Those talented Simpson girls! What WILL they do next??????
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 07:21:30
their careers were over a long time ago..the real question is when are their lives gonna end?
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 09:28:25
This is definitely one of your best texts ever! LMAO
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 12:46:34
Why would a pop band need a free movement zone?
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 19:30:30
16:05.... don't try to think so hard, it doesn't become you.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2007 11:04:02
Prettyboy - you have issues. Go seek counseling.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2007 19:21:00
Does anyone besides me think that Pete Wentz and Sarah Jessica Parker could be long-lost twins? I would like to do an in-depth comparison, but looking at images of either for longer than a few seconds burns my eyes.
By Peter Parker Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers, on October 14, 2007 11:10:49
Pshh no one moshes at Fall Out Boy concerts. All the people with floor tickets are too emo.
By Lee, on October 14, 2007 12:40:53
Oh gosh ! I'd be sooo embarassed if I was Pete Wentz. She does look like a fucking retarded and non she is not cute bouncing around, faking to do a moshpit and laughing of herself because she knows she looks like an idiot. There's no moshpit there, why does she feel she has to create one ? Fuck do you need that much attention, you are what 13 ? Come on...
By penny lane, on October 15, 2007 13:03:12
Wtf is wrong with her? Is she 5?
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 00:31:44
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