Brad Pitt Was a Stripper

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  1. That look was even gay in the 80's

    By George Michael, on October 16, 2007 10:31:58

  2. You should know, Georgie Boy.

    I heard this years ago, can't remember where. Playgirl?

    Maybe it was that guy from the Legends of the Fall set. Damn, he was adorable. Not Brad, the guy I was with.

    Although I'm sure Brad would've looked just as adorable shackled to a bedframe.

    By Vigilante, on October 16, 2007 10:38:43

  3. He is so fucking hot! *panting*

    By whore, on October 16, 2007 10:40:27

  4. brad pitt was a frat boy?

    wow, shocking. really.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 10:45:55

  5. All frat boys are closet homos.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 10:52:13

  6. "He could've drowned puppies in a campus fountain and still have gotten laid more than a stack of bricks."

    lolz. Nice.

    By Jester959, on October 16, 2007 10:55:11

  7. That is the gayest pose.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:06:42

  8. How is this news?? I did more wild stuff than that in my freshman year and I'm not even in a fraternity. They act like Brad was the first college kid to get naked and strip.

    easy on the S&M, Vig

    By Prettyboy, on October 16, 2007 11:09:06

  9. He looks like he was in a boy band!

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:13:14

  10. He has improved with age...

    By Lisa, on October 16, 2007 11:30:36

  11. We need more frat boys that look like Brad Pitt. I went to a great college but our fraternity guys had inflated egos and beer guts.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:50:46

  12. what a fag!

    By T, on October 16, 2007 12:04:42

  13. Muck Fizzou

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 12:27:53

  14. Slluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp.

    Damn.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 12:42:57

  15. Whatever. I'm 20 and I'm a girl but I have never got why he was supposed to be hot. Maybe I'm just not into gay looking blondes. Anyway, whatever his personality was like then, he's been thoroughly taken over by Angelina now, and he can no more produce a thought of his own than he can produce a decent movie.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 13:09:15

  16. He looks like a West Hollywood rent-boy. Musta sucked alotta fat producer cock to get where he did. *blurg*

    By Lou Perelman, on October 16, 2007 13:12:56

  17. nice headband,fag

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 13:18:42

  18. Have you all not seen the naked pictures of him from his vacation with Gwynneth? He is NOT well hung. So frankly it would have been a wiser move for him to keep his clothes on.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 13:26:43

  19. gayest. fag. ever.

    i love it. alot.

    By pretty boy, on October 16, 2007 13:55:00

  20. HOT HOT HOT,thanks dude!

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 14:07:13

  21. Prettyboy, you may have done more "wild stuff" than Brad, but I bet you weren't and aren't as HOT as he was and still is!! Conclusion: you didn't get laid in college, Brad did. Reminds me of a friend - walks in to any bar and the chicks all gravitate around him in SECONDS.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 14:59:21

  22. 12.27.. Jealous that your team can't get into the top 25?

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 16:02:02

  23. In the top picture, he looks like he takes it in the shitter. No, seriously, look closely. He's even got his ass propped up a bit, like he's used to being mounted from behind.

    "Watch out Braddy, here comes big daddy!"

    By Big Daddy, on October 16, 2007 17:02:10

  24. I still am in college, I usually get laid whenever I want (just a phone call away), and I've always been fucking gorgeous.

    I stop traffic and turn heads and I'm not even a celebrity. If you followed me into a resturant, a mall, hell even a post office, I gaurantee you, everyone would stop and look, turn red, blush, whatever you wanna call it. Thats been happening to me since I was about 14-15ish.

    so nice try.

    By Prettyboy, on October 16, 2007 17:14:58

  25. What a fairy! Angie is his beard. He likes it when she straps it on and shoves it up his butt.
    He is NOT hot!!! "Cute" would be a better word. I just don't get what the fascination is about him.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 17:33:57

  26. God save us from the self-infatuated stupidity that is "prettyboy".

    By Pastor Pete, on October 16, 2007 17:54:04

  27. Prettyboy, you might be suffering from some type lack of self-awareness. Like this one fat chick I know. She has a pretty face, but she's like 300 pounds. She honestly thinks people turn to look at her when she walks into a room because they think she's pretty. No. They're looking because she's huge. But in her mind, she's a goddess that turns heads. Maybe you're just fugly and don't realize it.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 18:52:02

  28. to sum this thread up, prettyboy likes cock and brad pitt isn't interesting.

    By Lil Jimmy, on October 16, 2007 21:00:54

  29. Anyone who goes by the name "Prettyboy" has to be gay.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 21:18:14

  30. funny sh*T

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 21:32:05

  31. You don't know how "hung" he really is. He may be a grower, not a shower. Besides who cares? I'll be happy to show him how to make the best of it. The huge ones just leave you sore.

    By yum-yum, on October 17, 2007 00:39:05

  32. ".. he looks like he takes it in the shitter. No, seriously, look closely. He's even got his ass propped up a bit, like he's used to being mounted from behind..."
    Big Daddy



    Come on man, you are seeing what you wanna see..
    it was the 80s..
    ALL guys looked gay..


    By BB, on October 17, 2007 01:09:42

  33. Look how jealous all you guys are! Just because you are bald with a beer gut doesn't mean you have to hate. He's hottttttt.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 06:40:11

  34. Rock, chalk, Jayhawk, BEAT KU!

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 07:35:33

  35. Rock, chalk, Jayhawk, BEAT KU!

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 07:36:36

  36. He looked like a fairy back then. Now he looks like a redneck potato farmer. I don't know why some girls thing he's SO good looking. He's not ugly or anything. Just normal. I think that Johnny Depp is about 100% sexier. And so does my girlfriend. :D

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 08:02:05

  37. yum-yum will you marry me?

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:19:48

  38. He was goddamn smoldering in Meet Joe Black and Legends of the Fall. He was a hot piece of ass in Thelma and Louise. He's hot, ya'll get over it.

    To the subpopulation of this board that this applies to: I find it interesting that when an attractive man takes a picture that focuses on his sexuality he is often called 'gay'. When a woman does it she is 'hot'. Why do you find it acceptable for a woman to present as overtly sexualized, contorted into positions that accentuate her sexual submission? But when a man does it-it offends you? I suggest it is because you hate women so much that you expect them to submit and when a man does it your sexual drive is absent but your hatred remains. I suspect that you think men should always dominate and only women should be on sexual display. But I have news for you: women don't exist to accomodate you sexually. It would be so easy to say you are homophobic, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. You are worse than homophobic, you are misogynistic.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:44:07

  39. He's a cunt whipped little pussy boy. Who cares how "hot" he is.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 10:00:25

  40. His friend's name is "Harry Lunt"? Really?!

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 12:26:06

  41. Okay Frat guys do crazy stuff like this all the time. I was in a sorority. I wouldn't call him a stripper. Now I can see why Angie is so controlling of him. She seems like she'd been in the theater crowd that hated the Frat and Sorority types! It all makes sense!

    By Peach, on October 17, 2007 17:03:40

  42. Okay Frat guys do crazy stuff like this all the time. I was in a sorority. I wouldn't call him a stripper. Now I can see why Angie is so controlling of him. She seems like she'd been in the theater crowd that hated the Frat and Sorority types! It all makes sense!

    By Peach, on October 17, 2007 17:18:05

  43. By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:19:48

    Yes, yes, yes!

    By yum-yum, on October 17, 2007 22:29:37

  44. Yum. That's all, just Yum.

    By Brad Pitt fan, on October 18, 2007 07:57:36

  45. I'm sure beautiful Brad worked it in a gay club. He's so pretty and feminine looking. Go Brad! Rolls eyes*!!!

    By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 08:11:20

  46. there is nothing wrong with the hottest man on earth showing alittle skin

    By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 13:16:13

  47. Fat chicks love Brad.

    By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 15:19:40

  48. "hottest man on Earth"? NOPE "most over-rated man on Earth"! Once again, he's a FAIRY!!! I am a woman, so I'm not buying into that "misoginistic because a man is in a sexual positiiion and it is not ok, but is for a woman" BS. Totally different. He is in a gay position, and even in the '80's that was not cool, just gay. He's a decent actor but CUTE at the most! Get a clue, people!

    By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 21:24:43

  49. He went to Southwest Missouri State, now known as Missouri State University.

    He was only there one semester - I believe it was a fall semester, so how could he have been involved with a spring event?

    This is journalistic reporting at its finest...

    By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 05:11:33

  50. Brad is too pretty to be attractive to me. I never get the obsession people have with pretty men. I like Benicio and Adrien Brody and other guys with some character to their looks...something interesting rather than "pretty" or "cute". I agree with 9:44:07, too. I really just wanted to say that it's easy to be "outgoing" and popular when you're "pretty" because people don't treat you like shit.

    By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 01:53:12

  51. 11:33, Pitt may have attended Southwest Missouri briefly at the beginning of his college career, but he left the University of Missouri -- NOT Southwest/Missouri State University -- two credit hours short of a bachelor's degree in journalism, specifically the advertising sequence. I know this because he was in the year ahead of me there. Google "Brad Pitt" and "Mizzou" and you'll see.

    By anonymous, on November 19, 2007 19:03:15

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