I'll bet she blew a greasy Cheeto fart and Romo was too stunned by the stench to get up outta his chair. He probably lost a whole whack of IQ points from it as well. And got lice. In his pants.
Britney spears is more disgusting than...than....than....pretty much everything else I thought of in the span of 30 seconds. Yep. that pretty much sums it up, right there.
Avril Lavaigne is her friend?! Since when? I thought she talked shit about her to some magazine awhile back. What a fake ass bitch! Oh well Brits is no winner herself either...
This is the most bullshit planted news item in the history of bullshit. We're supposed to believe that Tony Romo went from banging sweet little Carrie Underwood (who *can* sing live, yo) to letting Britley Jean rub her diseased cooter all over his 501's? Motherfucking please. He could - and has - done better than her on a repeated basis, so there's absolutely no reason to believe that he's suddenly developed a severe craving for washed-up, blown-out, ex-celebrity tang. Why in the hell would he settle for 140+ pounds of seriously used goods that have hosted K-Fed's junk when his NFL celebrity alone could get him into the panties of 80% of all the cheerleaders alive? I think Britley hired Alli as her new publicist and her first move was to call up all the tabloids and say "Hey, y'all! I wuz just at da nite club and Britney done totally mashed her poo-nanny all up on dat Tony Romeo fella! Mah sources sez dat his gal Juliet wuz all broken-harted tah lose her fella to Amurrica's leadin' pop startlet! Even April Levine said 'Dang! She done still got it, y'all!"
If this is true, he must be REALLY desperate. I feel sorry for her actually -- any guy that would hook up with her would be teased mercilessly by everyone.
I think the REAL question that nobody seems to be asking is - did she care who it was before she started rubbing her stanky (and no doubt pantie-free) vag all over his expensive denim?
And Mingie, you're not supposed to tell anyone we did you up like a pumpkin! It's not Halloween yet!
And besides, you tell one person how good you look I'm gonna have all these Mingies bangin' my door down asking to be done the same way. You don't want that to happen, do you?
It makes sense that Britney and Avril are friends. They're both low class, stupid, can't sing, diss their fans and make everyone sick. I'm sure Carrie Underwood is breathing a sigh of relief that she dumped Tony. Carrie deserves so much better than a dirtbag who would screw a freak show like Britney.
Seriously WTF was he thinking. Britney Spears?!?! That is disgusting especially considering his last two girlfriends were the definition of perfection.
Tony, Tony, Tony... don't go there. Just don't. You and Alli may be friends, but my friends wouldn't dump the queen of crazy on my lap and have to try and fend her off all night. My goodness... Brit's just so sad. Her entire identity is "I'm sexy!", even when she's not. She's like that black&white character on Drawn Together. And Tony seems like too nice and real a guy to break the poor girl's heart. Bet he just awkwardly grinned and was just praying for it to be over in his head while it was going on.
C'mon Tony. There are thousands of more sane, intelligent, and hot women in DFW that you can get your rocks off with. Enjoy your money, enjoy your bachelorhood, but be smart about it and stay away from the crazy crack whores. Please?
I'm sorry, but how in the hell is Tom Brady a winner? Someone who dumps their pregnant girlfriend a la' KFed for someone who they think they're gonna hit the paparazzi jackpot with is NO winner in my book. And he sure as fuck isn't gonna be a winner come Sunday. As bad as I hate the Colts, I hope they pummel the shit out of New England.
(Nobody truly wants to get TOO close. Most of these photographers probably don't have health insurance)
You ain't seen a true cluster fuck until you've been in the middle of a footie brawl. In England. The kind of thing when the only words that will come out of your mouth are "Oh Fuck...Oh Fuck....FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!".
So, in that photograph, Britney Spears looks exactly like Tammy Faye Bakker, which is EXACTLY who I wish she'd turn into. All bad plastic surgery, permanent, over-the-top drag queen makeup and constant crying. Then maybe I'd find some reason not to hate her.
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Leave Your CommentAs a Dallas fan, I'm horrified and betting on Philly this week. There goes the season.
Someone please stuff her in a dumpster already.
By Hey-sus, on October 29, 2007 17:34:36
Seacrest knows dick all.
(Ba-dump-bump)
I'll bet she blew a greasy Cheeto fart and Romo was too stunned by the stench to get up outta his chair. He probably lost a whole whack of IQ points from it as well. And got lice. In his pants.
If I were him I'd sue.
By Vigilante, on October 29, 2007 17:43:01
Vigilante, you crack me up. Haha.
As for Britt and Romo. He's such a douche. To go from Carrie to Sophia to Britt? Seriously?! Gawd he needs help.
By Jessica, on October 29, 2007 17:55:10
who would want a lap dance from "today's" Britney?
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 18:01:08
Britney give it up. Let Kevin have the kids.
By Janey, on October 29, 2007 18:13:55
This is the first Britney story that has ever made me happy. I'm from Philly, and to agree with first-post, there goes the season.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 18:14:26
Romo denied straight up he partied with her. He could get so much better. Bring on the Beagles.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 18:18:58
Britney spears is more disgusting than...than....than....pretty much everything else I thought of in the span of 30 seconds. Yep. that pretty much sums it up, right there.
Snail trails, thats funny. And true.
By Britneys a stupid bitch, on October 29, 2007 18:46:52
@#$%^&*!!! There's goes my fantasy team
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 18:50:57
Avril Lavaigne is her friend?! Since when? I thought she talked shit about her to some magazine awhile back. What a fake ass bitch! Oh well Brits is no winner herself either...
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 19:05:21
Awesome Jenny!!!
By H, on October 29, 2007 19:14:40
That pic of Britney is so freakin' disturbing... It's been posted on here so many times but I still have nightmares when I see it...that's just fug.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 19:30:44
This is the most bullshit planted news item in the history of bullshit. We're supposed to believe that Tony Romo went from banging sweet little Carrie Underwood (who *can* sing live, yo) to letting Britley Jean rub her diseased cooter all over his 501's? Motherfucking please. He could - and has - done better than her on a repeated basis, so there's absolutely no reason to believe that he's suddenly developed a severe craving for washed-up, blown-out, ex-celebrity tang. Why in the hell would he settle for 140+ pounds of seriously used goods that have hosted K-Fed's junk when his NFL celebrity alone could get him into the panties of 80% of all the cheerleaders alive? I think Britley hired Alli as her new publicist and her first move was to call up all the tabloids and say "Hey, y'all! I wuz just at da nite club and Britney done totally mashed her poo-nanny all up on dat Tony Romeo fella! Mah sources sez dat his gal Juliet wuz all broken-harted tah lose her fella to Amurrica's leadin' pop startlet! Even April Levine said 'Dang! She done still got it, y'all!"
By King Vidor, on October 29, 2007 19:42:21
If this is true, he must be REALLY desperate. I feel sorry for her actually -- any guy that would hook up with her would be teased mercilessly by everyone.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 20:38:16
I bet Britney only did it because she thinks he's the one that owns the restaurant chain.
And thank you for the Chappelle's Show "Reparations" skit reference.
"I've got news for you Chuck--this isn't my real speaking voice. THIS my real speaking voice. I talk like straight up gangsta bitch." Classic.
By Jennifer, on October 29, 2007 21:16:17
Tom Brady gets Gisele Bundchen, Tony Romo gets Britney Spears. I think we know who the winner there is.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 21:36:31
I think the REAL question that nobody seems to be asking is - did she care who it was before she started rubbing her stanky (and no doubt pantie-free) vag all over his expensive denim?
Or maybe she was just itchy.
By Vigilante's Spooky-Shaved Halloween Minge, on October 29, 2007 23:58:24
Thanks Jessica! I crack me up too.
And Mingie, you're not supposed to tell anyone we did you up like a pumpkin! It's not Halloween yet!
And besides, you tell one person how good you look I'm gonna have all these Mingies bangin' my door down asking to be done the same way. You don't want that to happen, do you?
By Vigilante, on October 30, 2007 06:44:07
It makes sense that Britney and Avril are friends. They're both low class, stupid, can't sing, diss their fans and make everyone sick. I'm sure Carrie Underwood is breathing a sigh of relief that she dumped Tony. Carrie deserves so much better than a dirtbag who would screw a freak show like Britney.
By Britney+Avril=pukefest, on October 30, 2007 07:35:59
Seriously WTF was he thinking. Britney Spears?!?! That is disgusting especially considering his last two girlfriends were the definition of perfection.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 08:07:17
He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And he's too nice to say "get the hell outta my VIP section HO!"
By Golden24, on October 30, 2007 08:19:50
Tom Brady gets Gisele Bundchen, Tony Romo gets Britney Spears. I think we know who the winner there is.
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ROFL Anon 21:36! Ain't that the truth?! Love me some Tom Brady!
By Jessica, on October 30, 2007 08:53:00
SHITIEST MOM EVER.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 09:25:54
Tony, Tony, Tony... don't go there. Just don't. You and Alli may be friends, but my friends wouldn't dump the queen of crazy on my lap and have to try and fend her off all night. My goodness... Brit's just so sad. Her entire identity is "I'm sexy!", even when she's not. She's like that black&white character on Drawn Together. And Tony seems like too nice and real a guy to break the poor girl's heart. Bet he just awkwardly grinned and was just praying for it to be over in his head while it was going on.
C'mon Tony. There are thousands of more sane, intelligent, and hot women in DFW that you can get your rocks off with. Enjoy your money, enjoy your bachelorhood, but be smart about it and stay away from the crazy crack whores. Please?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 10:13:12
F Tony Romo, GO TOM BRADY!!!
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 10:52:41
Britneys Tammy Fay Baker look,
By popcornridge, on October 30, 2007 10:54:56
I'm sorry, but how in the hell is Tom Brady a winner? Someone who dumps their pregnant girlfriend a la' KFed for someone who they think they're gonna hit the paparazzi jackpot with is NO winner in my book. And he sure as fuck isn't gonna be a winner come Sunday. As bad as I hate the Colts, I hope they pummel the shit out of New England.
By Jennifer, on October 30, 2007 11:49:01
Are the last two pics what you would call a cluster fuck?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:39:38
Cluster fuck? Uhhh....no. That's just a cluster.
(Nobody truly wants to get TOO close. Most of these photographers probably don't have health insurance)
You ain't seen a true cluster fuck until you've been in the middle of a footie brawl. In England. The kind of thing when the only words that will come out of your mouth are "Oh Fuck...Oh Fuck....FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!".
Yeah. Cluster fuck.
By Vigilante, on October 30, 2007 14:26:40
Britney's always been hideous looking and acting but her team of people fooled all the idiots. You're just NOW figuring this out?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 21:47:19
A PUMPKIN?! I thought it was supposed to be a portrait of Kirsten Dunst!
YOU LIED TO MINGIE!
By Vigilante's Spooky-Shaved Halloween Minge, on October 30, 2007 22:42:01
So, in that photograph, Britney Spears looks exactly like Tammy Faye Bakker, which is EXACTLY who I wish she'd turn into. All bad plastic surgery, permanent, over-the-top drag queen makeup and constant crying. Then maybe I'd find some reason not to hate her.
By Nate, on November 2, 2007 08:11:53
Britney needs to quit thinking she has the whole world in her hand!
By anonymous, on November 27, 2007 17:50:38
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