"well nah i done went and got me these lip filler-uppers and shoot if them dang things dont hurt! i betta get me somea that there icee cream so that I can get rida this here stingin sensation...but before I does that lemme call them thar paparazzis to tell em where to see me flash my cooter..."
Paging Britney Spears, hello, ms spears? it's me, your career calling, our chould i say what is left of me. i just want to have a word with you on how and why you threw me away, so please call me back when you get this message. You know where to find me, and if you put down that fucking ice cream long enough to take a look in the mirror i hope that you will stop fucking this up further for me....we need eachother, and we arent getting any closer to "coming back" with you stuffing you hole with starbucks, mickey d's and now ice cream! Call me back! I wont wait forever!
Her manicure is trashed, her Uggs are stained, what the fuck is a bra anyway, and that crappy weave looks like permanent bedhead.
Then you have this totally ethereal gorgeous photo of her in her new perfume ad released just in time for Christmas. Must have been taken a couple of years back, because she's looking nothing like that now, even with air brushing. I'd be biting my nails up to my elbows if I were one of the investors in *that* project.
Good Lord.. How can someone so young look so haggard and used up?! I am almost 10 years older than this girl and I look younger than she does! Her life is SO freakin' sad and disgusting..
Why is she even bothering with custody fights? She does not want those kids. Oh, right, the money K-Fed will get for child support if she loses. Those kids are the ones really paying for all this. I hope Brit's parents are glad they decided to pressure their kid to get into show biz. You can bet your ass Brit will do the same.
Chuggy, did you get the Hell outta there yet? I know fires are fun to watch but you gotta keep your eye on the escape route, man.
Be safe. And keep the looting to a minimum. Take only what you can fence, no big ticket shit.
Where was I? Oh yeah. It's neither a taser or a can of pennies, Toodie. It's a blast from a super soaker and a stern "NO. BAD.". So far it's been highly effective given Brit's disinclination to shower.
Now instead of looking like a slovenly pig, she just looks like a slovenly pig who got punched in the mouth. Definitely not my first choice of things I'd change if I were in her position. Next time you need a fat lip, Britney, give me a call. I can save you a lot of money.
WOW...bet you could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...WAIT!!!! you grew up doing that when you were "just a girl, not just a woman"...well anyway, maybe you now will swallow...aw shucks...forgot...you do that too! Can't wait to see "The Dotted Eye"....might as well...looks like Shar kicked your ass!!!! LOL...YOU ARE A LOSER.......
Here we go kids: Britney's next phase - total physical mutilation. She'll be showing up on Page Six with Amanda LePore and Pete Burns faster than you can say "Disco Duck"!
Does Porky Britney really think that having collagen injected into her lips is going to help her appearance. Its a bit like putting lip-stick on a pot bellied pig and thinking that it makes it look shaggable.
It also worth knowing that pigs in captivity have been known to eat their young.
One thing I cannot help but notice is that with all the shopping this flake does never once does she stop in a TOY STORE to buy something for the kids. Cheap ass makeup at Riteaide: check. Lip injections: check. Overpriced hooker clothes: check. Fast food/Starbucks: check. Something for the kids? I'm too busy!
Why ruin such a adorable top my God if I had that top Id rock it with some cute denim or something not sweat shorts. Brit get some advice from your stylist
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Leave Your CommentGod, this woman just keeps getting better and better...
By jbonz, on October 22, 2007 12:46:22
"well nah i done went and got me these lip filler-uppers and shoot if them dang things dont hurt! i betta get me somea that there icee cream so that I can get rida this here stingin sensation...but before I does that lemme call them thar paparazzis to tell em where to see me flash my cooter..."
By Britney's inner dialogue, on October 22, 2007 12:52:55
lip injections? r u serious? I thought maybe her asshole had swollen!
By chuggdog, on October 22, 2007 12:53:23
WOW! Pic #4! She's turning into the Hulk!
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 12:54:01
oh yea, hi everyone, I'm typing as I watch my neighbors home 10 acres away burn to the ground here in San Diego! :(
By chuggdog, on October 22, 2007 12:55:32
She looks like Bret Michaels with her new lips.
By Kacky, on October 22, 2007 12:55:44
Paging Britney Spears,
hello, ms spears? it's me, your career calling, our chould i say what is left of me. i just want to have a word with you on how and why you threw me away, so please call me back when you get this message. You know where to find me, and if you put down that fucking ice cream long enough to take a look in the mirror i hope that you will stop fucking this up further for me....we need eachother, and we arent getting any closer to "coming back" with you stuffing you hole with starbucks, mickey d's and now ice cream! Call me back! I wont wait forever!
By Britney, on October 22, 2007 12:56:08
Oh yeahhh. The bitch is back.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 12:58:42
Nice outfit.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:00:37
cooter.....lmao
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:02:06
"Ham. Chikken. Taters. Pie. Wattermellun. Chalklit. Ice creem. Dangit! Look at all them flashbugs goin' off! I still got it, Amurica!...
...Jell-O. Sammiches. Hambargers..."
By Britney's *real* Inner Dialogue, on October 22, 2007 13:07:16
Isn't that coffee boy in Pic #3?
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:11:24
" No word yet on if the monitor uses a taser or shakes a tin can full of pennies when Britney tries to ash her cigarette on Sean Preston's head."
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hahahahaha....holy shit that was funny. I'm sitting at my desk laughing so hard I'm crying. Todd, you absolutely kill me!
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:19:28
It's mommy, bitch. ... gimme gimme more more
By catman, on October 22, 2007 13:40:21
Still can't dress/groom herself for shit.
Her manicure is trashed, her Uggs are stained, what the fuck is a bra anyway, and that crappy weave looks like permanent bedhead.
Then you have this totally ethereal gorgeous photo of her in her new perfume ad released just in time for Christmas. Must have been taken a couple of years back, because she's looking nothing like that now, even with air brushing.
I'd be biting my nails up to my elbows if I were one of the investors in *that* project.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:50:03
WTF, are they in court every goddam day? Glad I don't pay taxes in Lala land, cause that shit would upset me.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 13:51:26
A) Forget the lips, she needs a hair transplant
B) She should use some moisturizer on those hands
C) what ON EARTH is she eating/drinking???
D) Chuggdog, you gotta leave man!
By JMR, on October 22, 2007 13:59:34
Who dresses this chick in the morning? She looks like a retarded 9 year old.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 14:13:46
LMAO...I die laughing everytime someone does an inner dialogue of britney with her accent!! "lip filler uppers"
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 14:21:32
Good Lord.. How can someone so young look so haggard and used up?! I am almost 10 years older than this girl and I look younger than she does! Her life is SO freakin' sad and disgusting..
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 14:24:18
Lip injections, yeah, that's really all she needs right now.
By sarcastic sally, on October 22, 2007 14:28:25
sooo puurrteee...:p
By jackdaniel, on October 22, 2007 14:49:05
she is planning on sucking alot of dick so she needs extra lips ha ha ha
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 14:58:16
That's what I'm gonna do once I get ugly, fat and fuck up my life - gonna buys me some new lips! Lips is the new brains.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:23:33
Actually I think she signed up for lipo and they thought that little heart she draws in place of her o was an s.
She probably wrote "lipo my ass" and she got "lips", on what looks like her ass.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:26:29
Why is she even bothering with custody fights? She does not want those kids. Oh, right, the money K-Fed will get for child support if she loses.
Those kids are the ones really paying for all this. I hope Brit's parents are glad they decided to pressure their kid to get into show biz. You can bet your ass Brit will do the same.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:35:35
Dammit where are the crotch shots? I want to see some hooch.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:39:47
"Lips is the new brains". OMG I'm dying here; good one, 15:23:33. BTW, can't extensions be washed? Cuz her hair looks like mange
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:41:56
Do any pictures of this nasty ass bitch exist where she isn't carrying coffee or food!??!!
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 15:54:55
Doesn't she have a house in Malibu that should be going up in flames right about now?
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 16:18:55
Britney should be going up in flames, what with all the methane and oil circulating in her bloated carcass.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 17:23:07
quack quack quack (That's duckspeak for "What the fuck is up with this bitch?")
By Tony, on October 22, 2007 17:29:44
Chuggy, did you get the Hell outta there yet? I know fires are fun to watch but you gotta keep your eye on the escape route, man.
Be safe. And keep the looting to a minimum. Take only what you can fence, no big ticket shit.
Where was I? Oh yeah. It's neither a taser or a can of pennies, Toodie. It's a blast from a super soaker and a stern "NO. BAD.". So far it's been highly effective given Brit's disinclination to shower.
By Vigilante, on October 22, 2007 17:36:30
Just when I thought she couldn't look any more ridiculous...
By Depp Fan, on October 22, 2007 18:40:14
Why? She doesn't care about them, and is obviously a horrible mother, whom is just going to fuck those kids up ever more.
By Waltz, on October 22, 2007 19:13:17
Now instead of looking like a slovenly pig, she just looks like a slovenly pig who got punched in the mouth. Definitely not my first choice of things I'd change if I were in her position. Next time you need a fat lip, Britney, give me a call. I can save you a lot of money.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 19:33:08
i actually like her new lips... but she should try looking more presentable otherwise whats the point??
By virgo, on October 22, 2007 19:41:30
WOW...bet you could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...WAIT!!!! you grew up doing that when you were "just a girl, not just a woman"...well anyway, maybe you now will swallow...aw shucks...forgot...you do that too!
Can't wait to see "The Dotted Eye"....might as well...looks like Shar kicked your ass!!!! LOL...YOU ARE A LOSER.......
By Rhonda , on October 22, 2007 21:55:01
"Buh-it's-buh-Britney-buh-bitches..."
By jbonz, on October 22, 2007 22:03:28
Here we go kids: Britney's next phase - total physical mutilation. She'll be showing up on Page Six with Amanda LePore and Pete Burns faster than you can say "Disco Duck"!
By jbonz, on October 22, 2007 22:08:22
Does Porky Britney really think that having collagen injected into her lips is going to help her appearance. Its a bit like putting lip-stick on a pot bellied pig and thinking that it makes it look shaggable.
It also worth knowing that pigs in captivity have been known to eat their young.
Just a thought!
By CovUK, on October 23, 2007 02:46:58
A new improved Britney Buh bitches!
http://www.nypost.com/delonas/delonas.htm
By DynamiteSal, on October 23, 2007 06:30:12
OMG I fricking LOVE Coldstone Creamery ice cream!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 06:30:32
One thing I cannot help but notice is that with all the shopping this flake does never once does she stop in a TOY STORE to buy something for the kids. Cheap ass makeup at Riteaide: check. Lip injections: check. Overpriced hooker clothes: check. Fast food/Starbucks: check. Something for the kids? I'm too busy!
Selfish twat.
By Britney still sucks, on October 23, 2007 11:27:48
Why ruin such a adorable top my God if I had that top Id rock it with some cute denim or something not sweat shorts. Brit get some advice from your stylist
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 16:08:59
she looks....greasy
By Billie a.k.a Jackie Dressed in Cobras, on October 25, 2007 02:31:18
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