She must have called those paps. Otherwise who would've recognized her? It would've looked like just another hooker going in to be booked to anyone else.
At least she wore panties.
But what the fuck is up with her hair? Looks like a friggin' rat's nest.
She is not 125 lbs! What a liar. I'm 5'2 and weigh that much actually. But I haven't weighed myself in ages. She looks more like 135 to me most of the time.
"Britney in nothing but a robe and a tiara dipping a chicken leg in a pint of ice cream while a naked Vietnamese boy ran around the house lighting firecrackers."
See, this Boogie Nights reference is why I love you, Todd.
First off, I like getting Police Station Upskirt... very nice.
Secondly, these are actual T.V. journalist, not ignorant idiots with mini DV-cams pumping her gas, yet she seems completely incapable of speaking to them. She feels way more comfortable with the ignorant idiots, who have now become her surrogate family.
So, she'll show up for a misdemeanor charge (which in hollywood seems to be the equivalent of jay walking) but showing up for her children is impossible ... uhu ... my god I had this bitch ...
I like how she is under the delusion that this visit to the police station is it and that's she's pretty much done with this. Uh, she DOES realize that getting a mug shot and fingerprints isn't the actual PUNISHMENT, right??
11:18~~I agree. I nearly fell out of the chair reading that one. Now all Britney has to do is cover "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger for the trifecta.
"Britney in nothing but a robe and a tiara dipping a chicken leg in a pint of ice cream while a naked Vietnamese boy ran around the house lighting firecrackers."
See, this Boogie Nights reference is why I love you, Todd. __________________________________________________________ ANON 11:18:13, wasnt that a reference to a scene in the movie "WONDERLAND" murders or something like that? The one Josh Lucas stars in? I could be wrong...
28 Comments:
Leave Your Commentoooh, she's flipping off the photog's (that she undoubtedly called). What a tough chick!
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 09:17:55
She's still driving!?!
I thought she doesn't have a valid California license still. What an R-tard.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 09:45:47
She must have called those paps. Otherwise who would've recognized her? It would've looked like just another hooker going in to be booked to anyone else.
At least she wore panties.
But what the fuck is up with her hair? Looks like a friggin' rat's nest.
By Vigilante, on October 16, 2007 09:48:14
She actually shows more affection to that fucking little dog than she ever did to her children. PUKE!
By m*sat, on October 16, 2007 09:57:17
Yeah, weight: 125
Nice try
By CheneyNuts, on October 16, 2007 09:58:33
She's also barely 5'2" so she lied about her height and weight.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 09:59:51
She is not 125 lbs! What a liar. I'm 5'2 and weigh that much actually. But I haven't weighed myself in ages. She looks more like 135 to me most of the time.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 10:18:35
Poor dawg kissing her is like licking his own ass!!!
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 10:42:29
HAHA, look at those hair extensions! What a dumb twat.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 10:48:40
oh shit the whore is into beastiallity now sick bitch
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:10:38
weight 125 yeah right the bitch weights 175 pounds of pure fat
By John, on October 16, 2007 11:11:52
oh, how i hate her.
By Niecy, on October 16, 2007 11:16:46
"Britney in nothing but a robe and a tiara dipping a chicken leg in a pint of ice cream while a naked Vietnamese boy ran around the house lighting firecrackers."
See, this Boogie Nights reference is why I love you, Todd.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:18:13
Yeaahhh Brit you go biatch!
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 11:23:40
First off, I like getting Police Station Upskirt... very nice.
Secondly, these are actual T.V. journalist, not ignorant idiots with mini DV-cams pumping her gas, yet she seems completely incapable of speaking to them. She feels way more comfortable with the ignorant idiots, who have now become her surrogate family.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 12:41:05
So, she'll show up for a misdemeanor charge (which in hollywood seems to be the equivalent of jay walking) but showing up for her children is impossible ... uhu ... my god I had this bitch ...
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 14:01:54
Isn't it considered animal cruelty to give a dog herpes? Someone call the SPCA.
By V.D. McSnatch, on October 16, 2007 14:11:26
I like how she is under the delusion that this visit to the police station is it and that's she's pretty much done with this. Uh, she DOES realize that getting a mug shot and fingerprints isn't the actual PUNISHMENT, right??
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 15:32:19
Never saw her this happy before her little boo-boos were taken away.
But she's positively fucking DELIGHTED getting booked on misdemeanour charges.
She has straight up gone fucking bonkers.
By Roflcopter, on October 16, 2007 17:09:19
11:18~~I agree. I nearly fell out of the chair reading that one. Now all Britney has to do is cover "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger for the trifecta.
By Jennifer, on October 16, 2007 19:01:18
"Britney in nothing but a robe and a tiara dipping a chicken leg in a pint of ice cream while a naked Vietnamese boy ran around the house lighting firecrackers."
See, this Boogie Nights reference is why I love you, Todd.
__________________________________________________________
ANON 11:18:13, wasnt that a reference to a scene in the movie "WONDERLAND" murders or something like that? The one Josh Lucas stars in? I could be wrong...
By anonymous, on October 16, 2007 20:15:48
Nice hooker wig.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 05:16:17
Anon 20:15~~it was "Boogie Nights." There was a skinny Asian guy in one scene walking around the house setting off firecrackers.
By Jennifer, on October 17, 2007 06:24:14
Sister Christian oh the time has come,
And you know that you're the on-ly one,
To say...
Okay...
Dammit. Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day. Thanks a lot, Jennifer.
But you're motor-in....
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU'RE MOTOR-INNNNNN!
By Vigilante, on October 17, 2007 06:25:57
Anon 20:15: here's the scene in question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVaX7hPacIU
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 06:28:10
Uh, she's gotta be at least 160 lbs.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 06:43:55
You're welcome, Vigilante. That song was stuck in my head the minute I wrote that. Damn I hate myself.
By Jennifer, on October 17, 2007 16:21:25
I am so thru with the media and this ugly piece of shit! Why don't she drive off a cliff, pull the trigger, get it over with Shitney please!
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 08:13:06
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