She needs one of those court appointed advocates for the mentally incompetent. The ones that check up on you six times a day to make sure you're complying with court orders and probation requirements.
Maybe not. It's more fun to watch her screw up. Ten bucks and a caramel apple pie says she'll "forget" to show up for the next court date.
Does anyone still believe, even for a moment, that Britley wants anything to do with her kids any more? She's probably praying that Gypsies will steal them and sell them to a traveling circus, leaving her free to pursue her dream of a huge comeback album, worldwide tour, and the creation of the world's first deep-fried chocolate steakwich.
I haven't eaten McDonald's in years, and Britney is doing a really good job of convincing me to avoid it for many more...
Is a pap actually handing her the order with one hand while taking her picture with the other? LOL!
I can't wait to read the headline about how Britney shows up for court next week 6 hours late and wearing a bikini.
Maybe you shouldn't tell every reporter how much you hate the judge, moron. Oh yeah, I keep forgetting - she hates her kids and doesn't want them back anyway.
She's got the papparazzi standing there, cameras in hand, between her car and the take-out window handing her the food! What the fuck is wrong with this chick? Does she summon them all the bathroom to show off her last bowel movement also?
For somebody who makes 700k a month, it's really fucking weird that her life revolves around fast food, Starbucks and gas stations. She needs to die in a fire as soon as possible.
Britney seems to be a big time believer in the maxim "There's no such thing as bad publicity".
In the short term, she might be right -- she's getting tons of coverage every day, and this has doubtless helped sales of her single for the past few weeks. Effectively, she's acting as her own publicist, and this is her publicity strategy.
Long term, though, I think this will backfire. She has totally overwritten her previous public persona, crafted with care by former manager Larry Rudolph, and I can't see the current one 'selling the product' now as well as the old one. Britney has transitioned from performing star with occasion tabloid appearances to tabloid star with occasional performance appearances. Britney used to be called "the next Madonna", but increasingly, she looks like "the next Paris Hilton".
Brit isn't news anymore, the only thing that would surprise me is if she actually gave a shit about something but herself. I guess that's what druggies are like. Since she's can't think for herself, there's always been someone to tell her what to do and pick up her mess, they've abandoned her and now she's left alone with her half a brain cell.
I'm prepared to believe that she doesn't actually give a damn for the kids -- All she cares about is the money. Thanks to her ex-manager and her mom, she has an iron-clad pre-nup with Kevin. But if he gets custody (full, or any fraction thereof), then she has to pay child support. My guess is that she doesn't want to pay him a cent, and that means getting the kids back. Otherwise, she doesn't give a damn, except maybe as props for photographs.
The person dangling the McD's bag in front of her as if she's got her paws up and her tongue hangin out..here you go Britt...now roll over..or maybe she should just PLAY DEAD!
She looks more exited when she's been handing a McDonald's bag than when she's handed her kids. I wonder what would happen if she were granted limited visitation to McDonald's???
I knew she was going downhill fast when I saw her buy a giant hoggie sandwich at some dive gas station and start woofin' it down..........isn't that a step below McD's????
You know, with oil prices at an all time high and escalating tensions between Turkey and Kurdish Iraq, Britney isn't being very responsible by driving that gas-guzzling car around.
(Vigilante sat on a copy of the Wall St Journal today, so I got to read up on current events)
Why in the hell does she not jut A) get a driver becuase she herself has stated she is a lousy driver, B) eat something healty, she can fucking afford it, C) follow instructions from the court??
I guess part C is contingent on her actually wanting her kids back and being able to stop taking drugs. She doesn't seem to want them and she has no interest in getting better sooooo, I guess she should just stop paying lawyers to fight for custody.
Trainwreck. Those poor fucking kids. This is why I believe only people with an IQ over 120 and a violence and drug free history should be allowed to reproduce. Yeah, I'm a facsist. So what?
"Long term, though, I think this will backfire. She has totally overwritten her previous public persona, crafted with care by former manager Larry Rudolph, and I can't see the current one 'selling the product' now as well as the old one."
I agree with this!! I saw an ad in a magazine for a new fragrance of hers. In the picture, she was airbrushed to old-britney perfection. Beautiful blonde hair, nice body, clear skin. But it was all I could do not to laugh. Because I KNOW aht she looks like right now. Oily black hair extensions, acne, budge, those goddam sunglasses.
How is anyone supposed to look at these ads for her shit and not be taken aback by the fact that, due to all this absurd "publicity" that she's getting right now, we know EXACTLY what she looks like, and it sure ain't what she;s looking like in this perfume ad photo.
My daughter saw her ad for that perfume in the latest In Style magazine and turned it toward me and said "Who is THAT?" I said I think it's supposed to be Britney Spears, but that I had the same reaction at first, too. She's completely unrecognizable as her normal self. It's like a CGI of her if she were bathed, stopped messing with her hair, lost about 30 pounds, worked out, and had a hazmat team hose her down.
She's such a pig. She eats Starbucks with whipped cream EVERY SINGLE DAY. At least skip the whipped cream if you eat it every single day. Jesus. With all her money she should hire a nutritionist. But of course we can't expect her to do anything that makes sense.
Who can deny that she just DOESN'T WANT HER KIDS now???
She is either mentally ill or just doesn't give a damn. I really hope for her childrens sake that she is mentally ill because she can be helped. I give props to Kevin F for thinking of his children. Regardless of whether it's about money or not, they are better off with him. At least they will have the sense of security from one parent. She so obviously needs someone to trust and to guide her.
why does she keep driving everywhere when she doesnt even have a license>??? cant someone just arrest her for that?? i dont understand!! God she visits maccas and starbucks everyday... she is such a gross skank!!!!!!
Vigilante, add "Meals on Wheels" to the list of people that need to be visiting her. And by "Meals on Wheels", I mean Kirstie Alley's fat ass coming to her door at 5 in the morning screaming "Fettucine!!!" into the intercom.
As I said before. This is a hoax. Britney is a genius and she's working with scientists to study human behavior towards the media and celebrities. That has got to be the answer because no one is that stupid.
"Where is everyone getting this fat mess from? She's not perfect, but she's much thinner than the average American woman. Jesus"
Come on. Where's the uproar? I find that insulting to the "average American woman". Jeebus. I see healthier, more attractive and fit women in no short supply. Stop dragging everyone down to Shitney's level!
I agree with all the folks saying they'd only eat quality organic food if they had her money. Fast Food is shit-- does not even taste good. Pure shit. I guess you are what you eat, poptard.
She has the means to only have fabulous hair everyday-- No, rather have the greasy, cheap extensions.
She has the means to dress beautifully-- no thanks. Too hard.
But maybe she realizes her money won't last and that's why she chooses to spend it on her elaborate cushion from reality. It's no secret that she has issues, and has paid good money to surround herself with yes people. People with so little worth that they'll tell Shitney she's pretty no matter how many times she asks them to. Coulda saved the money and recorded a voice saying 'You're beautiful and sexy" and play that on a continuous loop. Hell, you could probably train a parrot to say that, but that'd be cruel to the parrot.
On a completely different note, I think the reason Britney still has some fans is because she lowers the standard for conduct, cleanliness, and the treatment of animals/children? If Britney doesn't bathe, then I don't have to either. If Britney chooses to flash her stinky va-jayjay, then why bother trying to find clean panties to wear? If Britney is illiterate, why go to school?
I've never seen Britney use a seat belt. Isn't that illegal in California? I think she worked throughout her teens, so now she is compensating and rebelling against everything. But if she can still have a #1 record, people forgive anything.
The woman is a pig plain and simple. No class, no couth, no morals, no concern for her kids, filthy habits ect. She's so disgusting I don't even know what to say anymore. Maybe we can ask God to bring Anna Nicole back and take Britney. At least Anna loved her kids.
She got her visitation rights suspended because this delusional twat is a dumbass. She gave the court the phone number of her ex-assistant's cell phone; the number was NOT working when she gave it to the court.
She's quite possibly the stupidest dumbass on planet earth. She's already played games with the court & pissed off her judge by being rude & arrogant, and she pulls this bullshit? What a dumbass. The way she's going, she'll never see her kids again. Maybe that's the best thing that could happen to them...
Any comments from sweet li'l Jamie Lynn on this story?
"WHATEVS! FUCK DEM GOTDANGED KIDS AND I'LL PUT MY BOOT IN YER ASS, YA CUNT!"
Aah, our li'l Zoey. Childhood sweetheart, example to kids everywhere, and a foul-mouthed whore who's two years away from her first accidental pregnancy.
This just shows how a vapid, self indulgent existence can lead to destruction no matter how much money you have. Other girls her age are making their way through college and graduate school and preparing for a life of purpose. Sad. Pathetically sad.
When I lived in Hogtown (that's Taranna, people) the retired lady next door used to cook for Meals on Wheels. The stink of her kitchen, I'm tellin' ya. Thing is she used to tell me six times in the course of every "Good Morning!" that she did it, and that she was helping the elderly and "shut-ins".
I've always wondered, are there really shut-ins? Do they exist? Other than 40 year old virgins living in Mama's basement, I mean. Are there really people who shun the world? Or was that just an excuse so this woman could have extra tapioca pudding?
She was wider than she was tall, come to think of it.
Oh, and just keepin' with the topic at hand....Britney needs to become a shut-in. A clawin'-her-nails-to-the-bone-behind-a-brick-wall shut-in. Stat.
The whore hit a paparazzi and broke his foot and the damn cunt din't got out of her car to see if the idiot photog was right and ofcourse she left fucking assholes din't call the cops so she can be arrested on the spot
Hey Vigilante...I agree. But I prefer "claw-her-nails-to-the bone" in a padded cell. And those Meals on Wheels dinners DO suck. And don't even get me started on the NutriSystem shit. My aunt tried to send her leftovers to the people in New Orleans after Katrina and they got returned to sender. And since I'm on the topic of those TV diet plans, how come Jenny Craig folks look like they still have hips the size of singlewide trailers? If Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Alley are the only reputable promoters of that crap, I'd rather eat ham sammiches on white bread with a Coke, thank you.
Reuben. Corned Beef on lightly toasted homemade rye, with romaine lettuce and sauerkraut. Two kinds of cheese - jalapeno havarti and swiss - and dijon mustard. Mmmmmm.....
What were we talking about again? Oh, yeah. Jenny Craig sucks because they don't promote exercise with the calorie reduced diets. No pain equals all gain. That's why Kirstie Alley looks like a spandex sammiched beluga.
I think Weight Watchers can fall along the same "no pain, all gain" lines as well. I know quite a few that have gone through that and even though they lost a good bit of weight for a minute, they gained it all back because their asses didn't hit the gym like they were supposed to.
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stupid bitch thinks she can get away with anything.
I LOVE this judge.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:36:53
McD's is horrible... no wonder she got fat
By H, on October 18, 2007 09:37:28
Substitute "random fisting" and she would have given her contact info right away.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:43:11
Wow. She is dumber than dirt.
She needs one of those court appointed advocates for the mentally incompetent. The ones that check up on you six times a day to make sure you're complying with court orders and probation requirements.
Maybe not. It's more fun to watch her screw up. Ten bucks and a caramel apple pie says she'll "forget" to show up for the next court date.
By Vigilante, on October 18, 2007 09:43:17
Damn. If I had her money, I'd be eating organic, farm fresh food. My kids wouldn't eat one thing that had a pesticide or hormone in it....
This retard just skarfs fast food constantly and she has the means to eat the best food and go to the best restaurants.
Good God.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:44:22
Can't she ever clean those ugly glasses? That would drive me absolutely fucking crazy. Maybe that's why she's insane.
By dirtbag mcgee, on October 18, 2007 09:48:01
Who is the Jewish chick next to her in the car?
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:48:04
Does anyone still believe, even for a moment, that Britley wants anything to do with her kids any more? She's probably praying that Gypsies will steal them and sell them to a traveling circus, leaving her free to pursue her dream of a huge comeback album, worldwide tour, and the creation of the world's first deep-fried chocolate steakwich.
By Zombie Jesus, on October 18, 2007 09:51:42
I haven't eaten McDonald's in years, and Britney is doing a really good job of convincing me to avoid it for many more...
Is a pap actually handing her the order with one hand while taking her picture with the other? LOL!
I can't wait to read the headline about how Britney shows up for court next week 6 hours late and wearing a bikini.
Maybe you shouldn't tell every reporter how much you hate the judge, moron. Oh yeah, I keep forgetting - she hates her kids and doesn't want them back anyway.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:01:36
She's got the papparazzi standing there, cameras in hand, between her car and the take-out window handing her the food! What the fuck is wrong with this chick? Does she summon them all the bathroom to show off her last bowel movement also?
Yet I continue to look ...
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:03:43
Surprise.
By TeacherBitch, on October 18, 2007 10:05:46
Look at her windshield in pic #1. Is that a parking ticket?
By Bozo the Clownraper, on October 18, 2007 10:11:27
Please someone organize a parade in that Judge's honor. He reinforces my faith in humanity, not to mention the legal system.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:30:00
For somebody who makes 700k a month, it's really fucking weird that her life revolves around fast food, Starbucks and gas stations. She needs to die in a fire as soon as possible.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:35:06
PHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT!!!!! PTHB!!!!
plop. plop. plop. PHTPHTPHT pffffffft!
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on October 18, 2007 10:35:32
Britney seems to be a big time believer in the maxim "There's no such thing as bad publicity".
In the short term, she might be right -- she's getting tons of coverage every day, and this has doubtless helped sales of her single for the past few weeks. Effectively, she's acting as her own publicist, and this is her publicity strategy.
Long term, though, I think this will backfire. She has totally overwritten her previous public persona, crafted with care by former manager Larry Rudolph, and I can't see the current one 'selling the product' now as well as the old one. Britney has transitioned from performing star with occasion tabloid appearances to tabloid star with occasional performance appearances. Britney used to be called "the next Madonna", but increasingly, she looks like "the next Paris Hilton".
By The Joker, on October 18, 2007 10:42:21
Brit isn't news anymore, the only thing that would surprise me is if she actually gave a shit about something but herself. I guess that's what druggies are like. Since she's can't think for herself, there's always been someone to tell her what to do and pick up her mess, they've abandoned her and now she's left alone with her half a brain cell.
By chul, on October 18, 2007 10:50:22
I'm prepared to believe that she doesn't actually give a damn for the kids -- All she cares about is the money. Thanks to her ex-manager and her mom, she has an iron-clad pre-nup with Kevin. But if he gets custody (full, or any fraction thereof), then she has to pay child support. My guess is that she doesn't want to pay him a cent, and that means getting the kids back. Otherwise, she doesn't give a damn, except maybe as props for photographs.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:51:59
what a magnificent lard ass.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 10:57:54
The person dangling the McD's bag in front of her as if she's got her paws up and her tongue hangin out..here you go Britt...now roll over..or maybe she should just PLAY DEAD!
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 11:03:00
"pop-tard"
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 11:04:31
"Pop-tard"! Good one.
By catman, on October 18, 2007 11:35:36
Hilarious!!!!...
"For somebody who makes 700k a month, it's really fucking weird that her life revolves around fast food, Starbucks and gas stations."
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 11:53:30
11:53:30 - just proves that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl!
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 12:10:13
She looks more exited when she's been handing a McDonald's bag than when she's handed her kids. I wonder what would happen if she were granted limited visitation to McDonald's???
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 13:00:45
I knew she was going downhill fast when I saw her buy a giant hoggie sandwich at some dive gas station and start woofin' it down..........isn't that a step below McD's????
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 13:03:35
You know, with oil prices at an all time high and escalating tensions between Turkey and Kurdish Iraq, Britney isn't being very responsible by driving that gas-guzzling car around.
(Vigilante sat on a copy of the Wall St Journal today, so I got to read up on current events)
By Vigilante's Anus, on October 18, 2007 13:19:51
McMeth.... heh heh heh.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 13:25:44
Why in the hell does she not jut A) get a driver becuase she herself has stated she is a lousy driver, B) eat something healty, she can fucking afford it, C) follow instructions from the court??
I guess part C is contingent on her actually wanting her kids back and being able to stop taking drugs. She doesn't seem to want them and she has no interest in getting better sooooo, I guess she should just stop paying lawyers to fight for custody.
Trainwreck. Those poor fucking kids. This is why I believe only people with an IQ over 120 and a violence and drug free history should be allowed to reproduce. Yeah, I'm a facsist. So what?
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 13:39:00
anonymous 12:10:13
Yes, except you should remove "trailer park" and replace it with "fist."
By Garbanzo Jones, on October 18, 2007 13:53:14
"Long term, though, I think this will backfire. She has totally overwritten her previous public persona, crafted with care by former manager Larry Rudolph, and I can't see the current one 'selling the product' now as well as the old one."
I agree with this!! I saw an ad in a magazine for a new fragrance of hers. In the picture, she was airbrushed to old-britney perfection. Beautiful blonde hair, nice body, clear skin. But it was all I could do not to laugh. Because I KNOW aht she looks like right now. Oily black hair extensions, acne, budge, those goddam sunglasses.
How is anyone supposed to look at these ads for her shit and not be taken aback by the fact that, due to all this absurd "publicity" that she's getting right now, we know EXACTLY what she looks like, and it sure ain't what she;s looking like in this perfume ad photo.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 14:04:11
You know what, Anus darling? The Wall St Journal was much comfier than those Gay Asian Porn mags you make me sit on all the time.
And see? You learned something!
What's that? You want to reply? Hang on, let me turn around....
By Vigilante, on October 18, 2007 14:39:01
"ya'll can worry 'bout them lil ones, cause I gotta get me soma this here mickey d's; mmm mmmm that shoo is good, just like mama makes em"
By britney's inner dialogue, on October 18, 2007 14:42:32
Where is everyone getting this fat mess from? She's not perfect, but she's much thinner than the average American woman. Jesus.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 15:18:41
Less Britney, more Kelly.
Get out of the way, I'm STARVING!
By Libby Cupcakes, on October 18, 2007 15:24:11
OooooOOOoo... get the one with Jet Li making shadow puppets with his penis!
Jet Li is soooooo dreamy!
By Vigilante's Other Anus, on October 18, 2007 15:31:32
My daughter saw her ad for that perfume in the latest In Style magazine and turned it toward me and said "Who is THAT?" I said I think it's supposed to be Britney Spears, but that I had the same reaction at first, too. She's completely unrecognizable as her normal self. It's like a CGI of her if she were bathed, stopped messing with her hair, lost about 30 pounds, worked out, and had a hazmat team hose her down.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 16:37:43
Is she dead yet?
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 17:38:54
Jet Li? I thought that was Jackie Chan?
Meh, same difference.
Now, any more of my anuses want to look at something different? 'Cuz once mama sits down mama ain't gettin' up for a long spell.
What's that? Speak up! I can't understand you, you're mumbling! What? Oh...
(Lifts cheek)
By Vigilante, on October 18, 2007 17:42:13
She's such a pig. She eats Starbucks with whipped cream EVERY SINGLE DAY. At least skip the whipped cream if you eat it every single day. Jesus. With all her money she should hire a nutritionist. But of course we can't expect her to do anything that makes sense.
Who can deny that she just DOESN'T WANT HER KIDS now???
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 17:47:53
She is either mentally ill or just doesn't give a damn. I really hope for her childrens sake that she is mentally ill because she can be helped. I give props to Kevin F for thinking of his children. Regardless of whether it's about money or not, they are better off with him. At least they will have the sense of security from one parent. She so obviously needs someone to trust and to guide her.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 18:10:51
SHE SURE IS ONE WEIRD DRUGGIE ,SHE LIKES FOOD AND DRUGS ,WHEN THOSE TWO DON'T MIX BUT SOME HOW SHE MAKES THEM MIX DISGUSTIN TWAT
By JON, on October 18, 2007 18:18:10
I think that if she loses her kids for good, she will kill herself because she will feel that she has nothing to live for. Mark my words.
By idlyitw newbie, on October 18, 2007 18:19:37
why does she keep driving everywhere when she doesnt even have a license>??? cant someone just arrest her for that?? i dont understand!! God she visits maccas and starbucks everyday... she is such a gross skank!!!!!!
By Loumanchu, on October 18, 2007 18:43:49
If her, Lohan, and Hilton died tomorrow, I wouldn't give 2 ****s. It is unfortunate who ends up fortunate in life sometimes...
By GSB, on October 18, 2007 19:08:49
Vigilante, add "Meals on Wheels" to the list of people that need to be visiting her. And by "Meals on Wheels", I mean Kirstie Alley's fat ass coming to her door at 5 in the morning screaming "Fettucine!!!" into the intercom.
By Jennifer, on October 18, 2007 19:29:32
Man if I had her money, I'd hire a raw food chef to make me food. Macca's?? ugh.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 20:19:37
HAHA! That's peachy, what better way to make up for loosing her kids than a double-super-mondo order of Mcdonalds! There, no more tears!
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 21:35:48
As I said before. This is a hoax. Britney is a genius and she's working with scientists to study human behavior towards the media and celebrities. That has got to be the answer because no one is that stupid.
By Prettyboy, on October 18, 2007 21:39:16
"Where is everyone getting this fat mess from? She's not perfect, but she's much thinner than the average American woman. Jesus"
Come on. Where's the uproar? I find that insulting to the "average American woman". Jeebus. I see healthier, more attractive and fit women in no short supply. Stop dragging everyone down to Shitney's level!
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 21:52:56
I agree with all the folks saying they'd only eat quality organic food if they had her money. Fast Food is shit-- does not even taste good. Pure shit. I guess you are what you eat, poptard.
She has the means to only have fabulous hair everyday-- No, rather have the greasy, cheap extensions.
She has the means to dress beautifully-- no thanks. Too hard.
But maybe she realizes her money won't last and that's why she chooses to spend it on her elaborate cushion from reality.
It's no secret that she has issues, and has paid good money to surround herself with yes people. People with so little worth that they'll tell Shitney she's pretty no matter how many times she asks them to. Coulda saved the money and recorded a voice saying 'You're beautiful and sexy" and play that on a continuous loop. Hell, you could probably train a parrot to say that, but that'd be cruel to the parrot.
On a completely different note, I think the reason Britney still has some fans is because she lowers the standard for conduct, cleanliness, and the treatment of animals/children? If Britney doesn't bathe, then I don't have to either. If Britney chooses to flash her stinky va-jayjay, then why bother trying to find clean panties to wear? If Britney is illiterate, why go to school?
Solid plan, kids.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 22:09:16
I've never seen Britney use a seat belt. Isn't that illegal in California? I think she worked throughout her teens, so now she is compensating and rebelling against everything. But if she can still have a #1 record, people forgive anything.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 22:28:30
The woman is a pig plain and simple. No class, no couth, no morals, no concern for her kids, filthy habits ect. She's so disgusting I don't even know what to say anymore. Maybe we can ask God to bring Anna Nicole back and take Britney. At least Anna loved her kids.
By Britney is too revolting for words, on October 18, 2007 22:48:16
She got her visitation rights suspended because this delusional twat is a dumbass. She gave the court the phone number of her ex-assistant's cell phone; the number was NOT working when she gave it to the court.
She's quite possibly the stupidest dumbass on planet earth. She's already played games with the court & pissed off her judge by being rude & arrogant, and she pulls this bullshit? What a dumbass. The way she's going, she'll never see her kids again. Maybe that's the best thing that could happen to them...
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 23:05:41
McMeth Value Meal??????????? ROTFL.
By Britney is Pathetic, on October 19, 2007 03:52:09
Any comments from sweet li'l Jamie Lynn on this story?
"WHATEVS! FUCK DEM GOTDANGED KIDS AND I'LL PUT MY BOOT IN YER ASS, YA CUNT!"
Aah, our li'l Zoey. Childhood sweetheart, example to kids everywhere, and a foul-mouthed whore who's two years away from her first accidental pregnancy.
By Pontius Pirate, on October 19, 2007 05:49:01
This just shows how a vapid, self indulgent existence can lead to destruction no matter how much money you have. Other girls her age are making their way through college and graduate school and preparing for a life of purpose. Sad. Pathetically sad.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 06:11:31
I want that dress though. :( who is it by?
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 06:50:41
Shut up. McDonalds rocks, and you know you all eat it.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 07:04:33
actually, i dont eat mcdonald's. sorry.
i cant tell if she likes the value meal or the venti frapp better. either way, they are mad healthy for her.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 11:17:54
Jennifer, that's some funny ass shit.
"Fettucine!!!! Now! Now! Now!"
When I lived in Hogtown (that's Taranna, people) the retired lady next door used to cook for Meals on Wheels. The stink of her kitchen, I'm tellin' ya. Thing is she used to tell me six times in the course of every "Good Morning!" that she did it, and that she was helping the elderly and "shut-ins".
I've always wondered, are there really shut-ins? Do they exist? Other than 40 year old virgins living in Mama's basement, I mean. Are there really people who shun the world? Or was that just an excuse so this woman could have extra tapioca pudding?
She was wider than she was tall, come to think of it.
Oh, and just keepin' with the topic at hand....Britney needs to become a shut-in. A clawin'-her-nails-to-the-bone-behind-a-brick-wall shut-in. Stat.
That is all.
By Vigilante, on October 19, 2007 13:55:01
McMeth! You're awesome!
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 14:21:43
The whore hit a paparazzi and broke his foot and the damn cunt din't got out of her car to see if the idiot photog was right and ofcourse she left fucking assholes din't call the cops so she can be arrested on the spot
By shitney is a cunt, on October 19, 2007 14:22:30
Hey Vigilante...I agree. But I prefer "claw-her-nails-to-the bone" in a padded cell. And those Meals on Wheels dinners DO suck. And don't even get me started on the NutriSystem shit. My aunt tried to send her leftovers to the people in New Orleans after Katrina and they got returned to sender. And since I'm on the topic of those TV diet plans, how come Jenny Craig folks look like they still have hips the size of singlewide trailers? If Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Alley are the only reputable promoters of that crap, I'd rather eat ham sammiches on white bread with a Coke, thank you.
By Jennifer, on October 19, 2007 15:54:09
Jennifer said "sammich"!!!!
I love you, Jennifer. Sammiches are da bomb.
Reuben. Corned Beef on lightly toasted homemade rye, with romaine lettuce and sauerkraut. Two kinds of cheese - jalapeno havarti and swiss - and dijon mustard. Mmmmmm.....
What were we talking about again? Oh, yeah. Jenny Craig sucks because they don't promote exercise with the calorie reduced diets. No pain equals all gain. That's why Kirstie Alley looks like a spandex sammiched beluga.
Mmmm....sammiches....
By Vigilante, on October 19, 2007 16:55:46
Well, Vig, that's how we say it in the South.
I think Weight Watchers can fall along the same "no pain, all gain" lines as well. I know quite a few that have gone through that and even though they lost a good bit of weight for a minute, they gained it all back because their asses didn't hit the gym like they were supposed to.
By Jennifer, on October 19, 2007 17:13:48
It's been a week... aren't we due for a gratuitous crotch shot soon?
By CheeeEEEEeeze Sammich!, on October 21, 2007 14:18:19
I've seen enough bad vagina for one month. I think we all need and deserve a break.
By Jennifer, on October 22, 2007 10:44:20
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