i don't quite know the details of how it would be done, but i am sure it would fit. they should build a starbucks in her snatch. cut out the middle man.
i don't quite know the details of how it would be done, but i am sure it would fit. they should build a starbucks in her snatch. cut out the middle man.
I'm sure the judge will need therapy due to the lack of sleep he is getting because of all the despair over Brittney not liking him.. Her dog needs to bite her in the throat and rip it out..no one would know the difference as far as her shitty singing voice!
Keep a wary eye, my Hollywood friends. The head-shaving and umbrella-attacking were NOT Brit's rock bottom, not by a long shot. Holidays are around the corner - they usually lend themselves to severely self-destructive behavior, especially for lonely folk such as our favorite pop tart... ESPECIALLY if one happens to have propensities for ingesting copious amounts of substances while engaging in various amounts of whoring.
Why doesn't this media whore stop wearing those nasty ass weaves & show her real hair? It's been 6+ months since she shaved her head; her hair should have grown out by now.
Twatney spears is a brainless slut. Not only that, but she actually calls the papparazzi ahead of time, to let them know where she'll be, so she can act "surprised & annoyed" when they swarm her every move. She's a MEDIA WHORE...
If half of the stuff we hear about this cunt is true, she is the most hateable person in history. I think it goes Britney, Hitler, Osama Bin Laden. Maybe Bin laden ahead of Hitler. I'm not sure.
She called the judge an old fart? Seriously? Wow, man. That's harsh. God. Yeah, Britney was being highly inappropriate. An old fart? Yeah, wow ...
What's the matter ... you guys don't have any naked pics of Kim Kardashian to post today? This is pretty desperate "journalism" ... an old fart? Somebody tame her!
Gosh darn it , I just feel so sorry for this poor girl, what with all the paparazzi swarming around her and all. It must be hard for a girl to live in a goldfish bowl like that and I just really feel sorry for her. Poor sweet kid...
The court ought to shave all that dumb weave from her head.. beat her silly with rubber hoses and scrub off years of grime with Lava Professional heavy-duty soap with pumice and moisturizers visibly cleans dirt, grease, oil, ink, tar, paint, caulk and adhesives; then rinse her off in a high water pressure car wash is what they should do before she can even enter the place..
Maybe if she wants to clean up, she could just take a trip through a car wash with the top down on her convertible. Another interesting photo op for the paps (who, if their normal practice is anything to go by, would probably be pushing the car through by hand!)
Regarding how low Britney can sink -- If this tour of hers actually goes through (I still find it difficult to beleive that it will actually happen), then I predict some spectacular new lows. Stay tuned!
I have $50 that says Britley has had her tongue buried deep in her new "assistant" on many an occasion and that her new lady-servant has returned the favor. Anyone care to disagree?
Wow, her singing "umbrella" is hilarious on TWO levels! 1) She attacks photogs with umbrellas 2) She could have recorded that song but was too lazy to reply. But gee, who would want Rhiannon's career right now when you could be Shitney!
This girl has got the hugest chip on her shoulder. Get your act together, honey. Nobody has pity for you, especially when you're acting like an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
Britney hasn't had a good day in awhile. At some point you just want her mom to beat her ass and straighten her out, assuming the mother didn't screw her up. She needs to have Britney from 20 years in the future to scare her, assuming she makes it that far
Everytime you see that bitch she is eating or drinking something and i bet she has on those ugly brown boots too. Im sick her! Why doesnt she just go away!
If Starbucks is smart, they will "revolutionize" their coffee world, make a "slimming" coffee (there's already Slim Cafe so this won't take much!) and make Brit their new spokesperson, and they'll both make tons of money as Britney tries yet again for a comeback! Hey, it worked for Anna Nicole!
Ok I have got to ask the obvious question: Does anyone around Brit ever tell this dumb cunt what an untalented, ignorant and just plain stupid asshole she is? Really, how do her assistants manage to contain themselves in the presence of such trash? And how nice of her to miss the Yorkie but not her kids. God forbid she pick up the phone and call them. I bet the Yorkie gets more voicemails than Sean Preston does.
ps: Does anyone in Hollywood have a real dog like a Husky or something?
britney doesnt hate the judge, she hates herself. Yes, herself. All the stupid shit she has done that brought her to this point in her sad, dirty life. She realizes what a total loser and scumsucker that she is...especially when she compares her success to her famous ex and that other mousekateer that looks like she will pop any day now. Listen to what I am saying here, its the cold hard truth.
If britney were smart, which, lets face it, she is not, she would kill herself right now and possibly be immortalized like anna nicole was for at least 15 more minutes.
^^^ Exactly. Right now, it's a funny story. If she kills herself, it becomes a tragic story. If she's smart she'd realise that after she offed herself the media would kiss her ass and make her out to be someone we should pity, instead of the walking freakshow she is right now.
She's clearly mentally ill-how can she look in the mirror and think that the weave looks like real hair? Why would she not pull her real hair back and do a clip on ponytail- her hair must be back by now. It's too bad she doesn't have anyone around her that can drop the hammer on her..of course, when her mom tried she cut her out of her life, so... SP and JJ will grow up without a mother, unless k-fed finds a new one for them. She doesn't deserve to have kids..or a dog, come to think of it... pity the poor new assistant...
46 Comments:
Leave Your Commentis dat her new assistant with her? not too shabby...
By dookie head, on October 17, 2007 09:19:22
Go wash your greasy weave skank.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:20:50
Shit she does own pants, and a bra!!!!!!!!!!! Who knew????
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:25:16
i don't quite know the details of how it would be done, but i am sure it would fit. they should build a starbucks in her snatch. cut out the middle man.
By ssirishpride, on October 17, 2007 09:25:43
what a waste of oxygen, food, electricity etc .... the world would be a better place without slutney spears.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:27:37
what a waste of oxygen, food, electricity etc .... the world would be a better place without slutney spears.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:30:31
I AM SURE THE JUDGE HATES HER TOO
By THE PUNISHER, on October 17, 2007 09:31:47
i don't quite know the details of how it would be done, but i am sure it would fit. they should build a starbucks in her snatch. cut out the middle man.
By ssirishpride, on October 17, 2007 09:40:02
Great Todd! I'm sure that's exactly what Brit was thinking!!! What a delusional bitch!!!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:44:57
That Juicy Couture shit SUCKS!!!! Is that where she's been getting all the garbage bag dump shit she's been wearing! BARF!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:49:09
I'm sure the judge will need therapy due to the lack of sleep he is getting because of all the despair over Brittney not liking him..
Her dog needs to bite her in the throat and rip it out..no one would know the difference as far as her shitty singing voice!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:50:05
asian fashion victims and wiggers are the only people who wear juicy couture.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 09:50:15
"...the judge wouldn't even wipe my ass after I took a crap. He is so f'ing mean!
By just-this-guy, on October 17, 2007 09:51:22
Keep a wary eye, my Hollywood friends. The head-shaving and umbrella-attacking were NOT Brit's rock bottom, not by a long shot. Holidays are around the corner - they usually lend themselves to severely self-destructive behavior, especially for lonely folk such as our favorite pop tart... ESPECIALLY if one happens to have propensities for ingesting copious amounts of substances while engaging in various amounts of whoring.
By Rick Sparks, on October 17, 2007 10:18:27
nice gut.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 10:19:51
Why doesn't this media whore stop wearing those nasty ass weaves & show her real hair? It's been 6+ months since she shaved her head; her hair should have grown out by now.
Twatney spears is a brainless slut. Not only that, but she actually calls the papparazzi ahead of time, to let them know where she'll be, so she can act "surprised & annoyed" when they swarm her every move. She's a MEDIA WHORE...
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 10:27:11
The editorial is fucking HILARIOUS. Bejeweled throne...
By capadigutz, on October 17, 2007 10:40:14
If half of the stuff we hear about this cunt is true, she is the most hateable person in history. I think it goes Britney, Hitler, Osama Bin Laden. Maybe Bin laden ahead of Hitler. I'm not sure.
By Jim, on October 17, 2007 10:49:14
She called the judge an old fart? Seriously? Wow, man. That's harsh. God. Yeah, Britney was being highly inappropriate. An old fart? Yeah, wow ...
What's the matter ... you guys don't have any naked pics of Kim Kardashian to post today? This is pretty desperate "journalism" ... an old fart? Somebody tame her!
By hogmaster, on October 17, 2007 10:49:26
@ hogmaster
It's a single example of her overall demeanour and lack of respect for others. She's a bitch, to put it simply.
How about actually contributing to the discussion before accusing us of having nothing to say? Dumb faggot.
By Roflcopter, on October 17, 2007 11:01:19
Gosh darn it , I just feel so sorry for this poor girl, what with all the paparazzi swarming around her and all. It must be hard for a girl to live in a goldfish bowl like that and I just really feel sorry for her. Poor sweet kid...
By jbonz, on October 17, 2007 11:05:56
The court ought to shave all that dumb weave from her head.. beat her silly with rubber hoses and scrub off years of grime with Lava Professional heavy-duty soap with pumice and moisturizers visibly cleans dirt, grease, oil, ink, tar, paint, caulk and adhesives; then rinse her off in a high water pressure car wash is what they should do before she can even enter the place..
By DynamiteSal, on October 17, 2007 11:06:54
^ she calls the paparazzi and tells them where she's going all the time, moron.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:07:20
I'm waiting for all of those caramel frappacino's to catch up with her
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:13:00
oh, just smack this bitch up already!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:27:41
"Lava Professional heavy-duty soap"
That's hilarious!!!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:30:44
"spoiled cunt" - oh, the irony...
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:34:45
That judge must be gay, otherwise he would've had sex with her by now.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:37:56
Keep sucking down those frappuccinos, fatty.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 11:46:37
Maybe if she wants to clean up, she could just take a trip through a car wash with the top down on her convertible. Another interesting photo op for the paps (who, if their normal practice is anything to go by, would probably be pushing the car through by hand!)
Regarding how low Britney can sink -- If this tour of hers actually goes through (I still find it difficult to beleive that it will actually happen), then I predict some spectacular new lows. Stay tuned!
By The Joker, on October 17, 2007 12:27:40
I have $50 that says Britley has had her tongue buried deep in her new "assistant" on many an occasion and that her new lady-servant has returned the favor. Anyone care to disagree?
By Captain Obvious, on October 17, 2007 13:04:36
Dear Anonymous:
"she calls the paparazzi and tells them where she's going all the time, moron."
No irony, however finely drawn, is lost on you is it, Einstein?
By jbonz, on October 17, 2007 13:26:45
Helloooo Crystal Meth!
By Miss Lisa, on October 17, 2007 14:49:56
Wow, her singing "umbrella" is hilarious on TWO levels!
1) She attacks photogs with umbrellas
2) She could have recorded that song but was too lazy to reply. But gee, who would want Rhiannon's career right now when you could be Shitney!
By Cox Rocker, on October 17, 2007 14:55:07
This girl has got the hugest chip on her shoulder. Get your act together, honey. Nobody has pity for you, especially when you're acting like an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 15:18:19
Britney hasn't had a good day in awhile. At some point you just want her mom to beat her ass and straighten her out, assuming the mother didn't screw her up. She needs to have Britney from 20 years in the future to scare her, assuming she makes it that far
By Candi, on October 17, 2007 15:28:03
Everytime you see that bitch she is eating or drinking something and i bet she has on those ugly brown boots too. Im sick her! Why doesnt she just go away!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 15:31:44
If Starbucks is smart, they will "revolutionize" their coffee world, make a "slimming" coffee (there's already Slim Cafe so this won't take much!) and make Brit their new spokesperson, and they'll both make tons of money as Britney tries yet again for a comeback! Hey, it worked for Anna Nicole!
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 18:21:42
she just doesn't see how stupid she is. it's kinda funny on paper, but I'd hate to ever have to deal with someone that dumb.
By America, on October 17, 2007 18:58:11
Ok I have got to ask the obvious question: Does anyone around Brit ever tell this dumb cunt what an untalented, ignorant and just plain stupid asshole she is? Really, how do her assistants manage to contain themselves in the presence of such trash? And how nice of her to miss the Yorkie but not her kids. God forbid she pick up the phone and call them. I bet the Yorkie gets more voicemails than Sean Preston does.
ps: Does anyone in Hollywood have a real dog like a Husky or something?
By Brit you're still a friggin retard, on October 17, 2007 19:29:33
britney doesnt hate the judge, she hates herself. Yes, herself. All the stupid shit she has done that brought her to this point in her sad, dirty life. She realizes what a total loser and scumsucker that she is...especially when she compares her success to her famous ex and that other mousekateer that looks like she will pop any day now. Listen to what I am saying here, its the cold hard truth.
If britney were smart, which, lets face it, she is not, she would kill herself right now and possibly be immortalized like anna nicole was for at least 15 more minutes.
By Ima Meanbitch, on October 17, 2007 19:53:42
Ahhhh-Britney Spears is "The Queen Of DEnial!"
By Naturally Artificial, on October 18, 2007 05:07:09
Who in here is willing to bet money that there's a tape of her hidden somewhere dressed in clown makeup and slurring her words?
By JMR, on October 18, 2007 06:27:21
^^^ Exactly. Right now, it's a funny story. If she kills herself, it becomes a tragic story. If she's smart she'd realise that after she offed herself the media would kiss her ass and make her out to be someone we should pity, instead of the walking freakshow she is right now.
By Roflcopter, on October 18, 2007 08:17:53
She's clearly mentally ill-how can she look in the mirror and think that the weave looks like real hair? Why would she not pull her real hair back and do a clip on ponytail- her hair must be back by now. It's too bad she doesn't have anyone around her that can drop the hammer on her..of course, when her mom tried she cut her out of her life, so...
SP and JJ will grow up without a mother, unless
k-fed finds a new one for them. She doesn't deserve to have kids..or a dog, come to think of it... pity the poor new assistant...
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:34:24
"HUNDREDS of adoring fans worldwide".... that was priceless
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 16:35:16
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