"hey ya'll, mama's here to give her lil mens sum loven. hey kev, mama's lookin purdy good these days, i betcha could use mora mama's lovin! come on over yonder and give mama a kiss, lookey here, my lips is bigguns, with them thar lip filler uppers and my cooter is justa bout grown out from that bra-zeel-yan wax i got me three weeks ago nah...we's a sexee suthern famlee yall, we's good parents to these lil chilldrens, we's cuntry...."
In other news, britney spears is being considered for the lead role in the famous film "One flew over the cookoo's nest" but this remake will be loosely based on britney's life. She has already been fitted for her straight jacket.......
Enough already! It's time to take the kids away permanently. Ignoring the children is a form of child abuse that will definately psychologically damage them. Their emotional needs cannot be met by this nutcase or by a nanny because she fires anyone the kids bond with. The judge should order pschological tests on Sean Preston and Jayden James to see if they are damaged already. And an IQ test for Britney! She won't help herself, she is truly hopeless.
wow..even her "new fat upper lip" can't detract from her "OLD FAT ASS"!!! what a SLOB. And whats w the windex? i hope she wasn't trying to clean one of the boys faces w that shit!
Don't worry Brock, MOST people don't need parenting coaches. MOST people are doing just fine. THIS dipshit needs one b/c obviously she doesn't want, nor has she ever wanted, her kids.
No need to be afraid. I think the future will be fine.
These pictures are hilarious. Britney thinking, "I'm a gonna kill two birdies with a one papadella or parporoni or whatever those guys with the cameras are called. I'll go clean some random piece of patio furniture showing my nesting instincts (I like calling them burrowing instincts better... seems more fitting), and I'll show off my hot new bikini that I just bought at Lisa Rinna's shop down the street."
To be fair, Britney looks ok in these pictures for a mom of 2. I mean, she looks pretty good when ... ummm ... she kind of has a nice ... well in most of the pictures she doesn't...huh. Never mind.
I have devised the secret to stopping the genocidal attacks that take place inside of Yugoslavian toilet factories. You see, when Britney Spears takes her morning dump, The Big Machine has wireless components that synch up with microscopic computers inside of misses Spears' bowel movements. This allows free-range tilapia to be grown in China in lakes that are urinated in by Buddhist monks. Once all of the traffic lights on Elm Street in Wichita Kansas turn yellow at once, then The Big Machine will create a blue kayak, which can be used by the children of pizza parlor managers. Did you know that a buffalo's vagina contains a key ingredient of WIndez? This is what the Ethiopian government is hiding fropm our cats. Please inform everyone you know that a palace made out of staples will be built in Saskatoon, and it will house all of the homeless golf clubs from Sri Lanka.
Say safe my brothers, and always be aware that The Big Machine is watching us at all times.
Brock Landers - No, we don't need parenting coaches ... BRITNEY needs parenting coaches and really it's not so much of a parenting coach as someone to beat the crap out of her so she'll give a shit ... but she obviously doesn't want the kids and she's doing everything she can to lose them ...
Don't worry Brock, you really can't compare a celebrity mom like Britney to the rest of us. Even though I'm a working mother, my kids are the center of my world. Britney is missing out on wonderful experiences with her children, which is too bad.
And as much as I enjoy making fun of fatty, where the hell is the camera? Do they fly around in helicopters above her house all day?
That comic strip is freaking hilarious. I'm so glad websites like these tell the fucking truth ... I was listening to the radio yesterday and some douchebags were totally kissing her ass and than on tv there was something about Lindsay Lohan and how she's "cleaning up her life"... omfg ... I want to strangle someone ...
"Ham. Pie. Fried Chikken. Hambarglurs. Mash Taters. Puddin'. Ooh, puddin'! Gotta do my puddin' dance! Woops, hang on. Them flashbugs are goin' off up there. Better look domestical for the pappy ratsos so's I can get li'l... um... you know back. I'll wipe this here table with my blue drinkin' fizzies and impress that mean ol' judge. Wait! Who said fudge! I loove fudge! An corn. An deep-fried Snickers. Hay? Wharez my blue drinkin' fizzies? Better do mah fizzy dance!"
She is into herself and herself alone. She doesn't have a care or thought about anyone else in the world unless they are thinking about her. She was raise to be the center of attention and is still stuck in that mode of thinking and will probably remain that way for the rest of her life.
I'm just thinking, we as a Sociaity should just all collectivly kill ourselves. Then who would it have to poss for. It's sadly us that needs to die, to rid ourselves of this HORROR.
The court should order Britney's tubes tied so she cannot do this to any more children. She treats them like dolls that she just tosses aside when she's bored with them. There is definately something seriously wrong with her besides just drug use, she has got to be mentally retarded or something too because even a drug addict would get a clue at this point. She has to read these blogs so what does she think when she sees the whole world calling her a pig, a slob, a slut, bad mother ect? Some circuits are not quite working up there. I sincerely hope the judge orders an IQ test on her.
Speaking of IQ tests, who are these morons buying her new CD?
Think about this people you're watching one of the biggest downfall in recorded history. Money, power and looks she had it all and now she's become a mirror image of herself. It is truly a tick before she hits rock ass bottom. I see Anna Nicole and I am not kidding!!!
She is NOT fat. her bathing suit is too small. I think it's gross that she can't be in her own backyard without being photographed. She is certainly out EVERY DAY- that's when it's her tough shit. Here, she should have some privacy, IMO. That being said, I think she's an asshole, and should only be allowed Visitation with the boys.
She clearly only had those kids because they're the latest fashion accessory in Hollywood. They should be taken away from Britney The Breeder (and I suspect from that moron K-Fed too), and put in a caring foster home before too much damage is done. You can totally ruin a person's entire future just by messing up the first two weeks or so of their lives when they are babies. Some people actually never come right from that, unless they have a particularly nuturing environment.
17:00 Bite your tongue. I want Britney to live for a while .. atleast 10 years .. this shit will still be funny even tho I kind of feel bad for the kids but considering their gene pool ..
How pathetic, shes prancing around her back yard by herself in a leopard bikini with a cig in her hand. What, are we suppose to be turned on or something? Next thing you know she'll be making snow angels in piles of meth in her back yard. It's always the fug celebs with enough balls to show off their body...*shudders*
Give the kids to K-Fed. At least then they will get SOME attention from Brit's parents, Kevin and his family. Brit is just so obviously NOT into the whole motherhood thing.
i agree. this woman needs to be evaluated per her competance and ability to raise children. she can barely take care of herself. look at her. she does not understand normal behaviour. she is completely out of touch with reality. she is in her own world and it is not a safe place for children to be in. it is certainly not a safe place for her in the long run because eventually she will destroy herself in one way or another.
Jenny is right: Alice Cooper is prettier that Britney. And that's sad. We should all be ashamed for busting nuts -- and diddling twats -- to her image.
I get a kick out of the posts that state: "Britney looks good for a mother of two" ect. Ok, fine. But she is an entertainer. He has to have higher standards. That's why they pay these people the big bucks. To put on a show, and to look amazing. NOT "Ok, for a mother of two." The bar has been lowered. If she were on American Idol she would not make it to the finals. It's all about her PAST fame now. That's all she's got.
You all STFU! She's perfect! Just the kind of maid EVERY STRAIGHT GUY WANTS! She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you're a man! And she cleans! What's not to like about such a maid/whore/mistrees? Sure she's got some pounds, but that's more CUSHIN' FOR DA PUSHIN' (like by Black bruthas like to tell me about their White BBW ho's).
whoa, if she thinks THAT looks sexy she has another thought coming. I'm amazed at the ability of some women to be completely out of touch with reality when it comes to how they look. Personally, I think she looks fine, but SHE thinks she looks AWESOME. There's a big difference between the two.
I have been convinced for months she is seriously mentally ill. Probably the early stages of schizophrenia. whatever it is, its not a personality disorder, it is the hard wiring of her brain chemistry.
The sooner her kids are taken away from her, then maybe the sycophants in her life will wake up and get her real help.
I think the sooner the media leaves her alone the sooner she will get back on track. Britney's is a gorgeous woman who needs sometime out of the spotlight.
I think the sooner the media leaves her alone the sooner she will get back on track. Britney is a gorgeous woman who needs sometime out of the spotlight.
Oh, brian, you'll have to do far better than that to get any of us to beat the shit out of you. You're way too little league for this board. Go to the AOL boards for little tykes and intellectually lacking, ok love?
Love the cartoon and the flaming lips..oops, sorry, they were a great band. Cancer stick al la bovine injections?
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Leave Your Commentfat ass with no brain ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:06:36
She has lost the last bit of her mind.
Is she dancing in the first few pictures?
Freak.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:09:10
some pics she looks thin and in shape, then in some pics she looks like a fat blob - i don't get it........
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:11:45
"hey ya'll, mama's here to give her lil mens sum loven. hey kev, mama's lookin purdy good these days, i betcha could use mora mama's lovin! come on over yonder and give mama a kiss, lookey here, my lips is bigguns, with them thar lip filler uppers and my cooter is justa bout grown out from that bra-zeel-yan wax i got me three weeks ago nah...we's a sexee suthern famlee yall, we's good parents to these lil chilldrens, we's cuntry...."
By Britney's Inner Dialogue, on October 23, 2007 12:11:56
In other news, britney spears is being considered for the lead role in the famous film "One flew over the cookoo's nest" but this remake will be loosely based on britney's life. She has already been fitted for her straight jacket.......
By Ima Youknowwhat, on October 23, 2007 12:14:53
This is just shocking! Who would have ever thought she knew how to use cleaning products? I thought she had people for that?
And man, that's a little bit of cloth for a whole lot of flesh.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:20:56
I just love the fact that we need parenting coaches these days. It makes me feel really warm about the future.
By Brock Landers, on October 23, 2007 12:26:41
Enough already! It's time to take the kids away permanently. Ignoring the children is a form of child abuse that will definately psychologically damage them. Their emotional needs cannot be met by this nutcase or by a nanny because she fires anyone the kids bond with. The judge should order pschological tests on Sean Preston and Jayden James to see if they are damaged already. And an IQ test for Britney! She won't help herself, she is truly hopeless.
By Save the kids, on October 23, 2007 12:30:49
wow..even her "new fat upper lip" can't detract from her "OLD FAT ASS"!!! what a SLOB. And whats w the windex? i hope she wasn't trying to clean one of the boys faces w that shit!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:31:54
did anyone hear what Rosanne Barr said about her and her mom? Wow!!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:33:34
Don't worry Brock, MOST people don't need parenting coaches. MOST people are doing just fine. THIS dipshit needs one b/c obviously she doesn't want, nor has she ever wanted, her kids.
No need to be afraid. I think the future will be fine.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:34:57
How dare you compare the Fabio of our time, Mr. Alice Cooper, to britney!
By Sacrament, on October 23, 2007 12:36:05
She looks like she smells like butt crack.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:46:01
These pictures are hilarious. Britney thinking, "I'm a gonna kill two birdies with a one papadella or parporoni or whatever those guys with the cameras are called. I'll go clean some random piece of patio furniture showing my nesting instincts (I like calling them burrowing instincts better... seems more fitting), and I'll show off my hot new bikini that I just bought at Lisa Rinna's shop down the street."
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:46:39
Best cartoon ever.
By Big L, on October 23, 2007 13:05:29
To be fair, Britney looks ok in these pictures for a mom of 2. I mean, she looks pretty good when ... ummm ... she kind of has a nice ... well in most of the pictures she doesn't...huh. Never mind.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:11:18
I just feel sorry for her now; like watching the drooling retards at the asylum sorry.
By I'm an excellent wiper, on October 23, 2007 13:25:09
I have devised the secret to stopping the genocidal attacks that take place inside of Yugoslavian toilet factories. You see, when Britney Spears takes her morning dump, The Big Machine has wireless components that synch up with microscopic computers inside of misses Spears' bowel movements. This allows free-range tilapia to be grown in China in lakes that are urinated in by Buddhist monks. Once all of the traffic lights on Elm Street in Wichita Kansas turn yellow at once, then The Big Machine will create a blue kayak, which can be used by the children of pizza parlor managers. Did you know that a buffalo's vagina contains a key ingredient of WIndez? This is what the Ethiopian government is hiding fropm our cats. Please inform everyone you know that a palace made out of staples will be built in Saskatoon, and it will house all of the homeless golf clubs from Sri Lanka.
Say safe my brothers, and always be aware that The Big Machine is watching us at all times.
By Satan, on October 23, 2007 13:26:40
Brock Landers - No, we don't need parenting coaches ... BRITNEY needs parenting coaches and really it's not so much of a parenting coach as someone to beat the crap out of her so she'll give a shit ... but she obviously doesn't want the kids and she's doing everything she can to lose them ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:32:23
Don't worry Brock, you really can't compare a celebrity mom like Britney to the rest of us. Even though I'm a working mother, my kids are the center of my world. Britney is missing out on wonderful experiences with her children, which is too bad.
And as much as I enjoy making fun of fatty, where the hell is the camera? Do they fly around in helicopters above her house all day?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:35:32
That comic strip is freaking hilarious. I'm so glad websites like these tell the fucking truth ... I was listening to the radio yesterday and some douchebags were totally kissing her ass and than on tv there was something about Lindsay Lohan and how she's "cleaning up her life"... omfg ... I want to strangle someone ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:36:09
Well, I will say that she has a better-looking stomach than I do. Uh, wait~~I just saw pic #5. Nevermind.
By Jennifer, on October 23, 2007 13:46:14
WAIT.A.MINUTE.
Is she CLEANING something?! *dies of shock*
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:54:13
Fat-ass Britney actually bothered to Windex something herself. For her I guess that counts as an aerobic workout.
By catman, on October 23, 2007 14:02:01
Why does she seek custody or visitation in court? She obviously doesn't want the kids around.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:10:09
The "cleaning" isn't really out of character - she ran out of seran wrap but she still wants her daily poolside hot carl.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:21:39
Apparently cleaning the table is more important than cleaning up her act.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:31:25
HAHAHA, that cartoon is hilarious!!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:55:23
Who gives a shit anymore.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 15:06:50
"Ham. Pie. Fried Chikken. Hambarglurs. Mash Taters. Puddin'. Ooh, puddin'! Gotta do my puddin' dance! Woops, hang on. Them flashbugs are goin' off up there. Better look domestical for the pappy ratsos so's I can get li'l... um... you know back. I'll wipe this here table with my blue drinkin' fizzies and impress that mean ol' judge. Wait! Who said fudge! I loove fudge! An corn. An deep-fried Snickers. Hay? Wharez my blue drinkin' fizzies? Better do mah fizzy dance!"
By Britney's *Real* Inner Monologue, on October 23, 2007 15:10:27
And I thought she used WIndex as her main ingredient for her meth a' la king.
By Jennifer, on October 23, 2007 15:36:16
Love "Britney's Real Inner Monologue," keep it coming! LMAO It's exactly how I think her "brain" works.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 16:30:23
She is into herself and herself alone. She doesn't have a care or thought about anyone else in the world unless they are thinking about her. She was raise to be the center of attention and is still stuck in that mode of thinking and will probably remain that way for the rest of her life.
By farookahli, on October 23, 2007 16:52:23
For the sake of humanity, she needs to die. Now.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 17:00:20
When is the court going to have her undergo a psych evaluation? Britney needs a whole hell of a lot more than just parenting classes.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 17:01:22
LMAO, Jenny I want to have your babies, And I will walk around nekky if ya like. To freading funny
By popcornridge, on October 23, 2007 17:55:27
For the sake of humanity, she needs to die. Now.
By anonymous,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm just thinking, we as a Sociaity should just all collectivly kill ourselves. Then who would it have to poss for. It's sadly us that needs to die, to rid ourselves of this HORROR.
By Moreaces, on October 23, 2007 18:00:23
OMG "Britney's *Real* Inner Monologue" is funny as hell. The best Britney impressions ever.
I feel like a little kid, but please do that again!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 18:07:03
The court should order Britney's tubes tied so she cannot do this to any more children. She treats them like dolls that she just tosses aside when she's bored with them. There is definately something seriously wrong with her besides just drug use, she has got to be mentally retarded or something too because even a drug addict would get a clue at this point. She has to read these blogs so what does she think when she sees the whole world calling her a pig, a slob, a slut, bad mother ect? Some circuits are not quite working up there. I sincerely hope the judge orders an IQ test on her.
Speaking of IQ tests, who are these morons buying her new CD?
By Order and IQ test for this HO, on October 23, 2007 18:11:04
Think about this people you're watching one of the biggest downfall in recorded history. Money, power and looks she had it all and now she's become a mirror image of herself. It is truly a tick before she hits rock ass bottom. I see Anna Nicole and I am not kidding!!!
By lkl, on October 23, 2007 18:17:40
She is NOT fat. her bathing suit is too small.
I think it's gross that she can't be in her own backyard without being photographed. She is certainly out EVERY DAY- that's when it's her tough shit. Here, she should have some privacy, IMO.
That being said, I think she's an asshole, and should only be allowed Visitation with the boys.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 18:27:55
She clearly only had those kids because they're the latest fashion accessory in Hollywood. They should be taken away from Britney The Breeder (and I suspect from that moron K-Fed too), and put in a caring foster home before too much damage is done. You can totally ruin a person's entire future just by messing up the first two weeks or so of their lives when they are babies. Some people actually never come right from that, unless they have a particularly nuturing environment.
By Anya, on October 23, 2007 18:41:19
17:00 Bite your tongue. I want Britney to live for a while .. atleast 10 years .. this shit will still be funny even tho I kind of feel bad for the kids but considering their gene pool ..
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 18:51:24
How pathetic, shes prancing around her back yard by herself in a leopard bikini with a cig in her hand. What, are we suppose to be turned on or something? Next thing you know she'll be making snow angels in piles of meth in her back yard. It's always the fug celebs with enough balls to show off their body...*shudders*
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 19:11:02
She needs to take that belly button ring out soon or it's gonna disappear.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 19:11:29
13:11:18, I know exactly how you feel...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 19:52:17
Give the kids to K-Fed. At least then they will get SOME attention from Brit's parents, Kevin and his family. Brit is just so obviously NOT into the whole motherhood thing.
Britney IS toxic. And not in a good way.
By Janey, on October 23, 2007 19:54:28
She kills me wearing those too little bikinins...she needs to wear a bikini that is actually her size and quit wearing that crap!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 20:59:34
i agree. this woman needs to be evaluated per her competance and ability to raise children. she can barely take care of herself. look at her. she does not understand normal behaviour. she is completely out of touch with reality. she is in her own world and it is not a safe place for children to be in. it is certainly not a safe place for her in the long run because eventually she will destroy herself in one way or another.
By farookahli, on October 23, 2007 21:14:17
she probably is thinking that the coach is the nanny
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 21:28:22
Holy cow! Brit could seriously kick my ass!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 05:15:54
Well, if Roseanne Barr has comments about Britney Spears, then that would be the big, fat, trainwreck pot calling the kettle black.
By Jennifer, on October 24, 2007 06:46:02
Jenny is right: Alice Cooper is prettier that Britney. And that's sad. We should all be ashamed for busting nuts -- and diddling twats -- to her image.
By Sevenmack, on October 24, 2007 07:06:37
HAHA, even the cat ran away.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 07:57:02
i think she has Schizoaffective Disorder..if you read up on that Psych diagnosis..it fits
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:08:40
Do all of Timberlake's ex's go this batshit???
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:15:45
I knew Alice Cooper. And Britney is NO Alice Cooper.
By Lloyd Benson, on October 24, 2007 09:57:52
Nice 5 o'clock armpit shadow, Britney...
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:19:49
Damn she's fucking gross.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 18:07:07
Crack heads manage to get clean and pursue custody of their children. She is unreal. I really do feel terrible for her little boys.
By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:36:17
I get a kick out of the posts that state: "Britney looks good for a mother of two" ect. Ok, fine. But she is an entertainer. He has to have higher standards. That's why they pay these people the big bucks. To put on a show, and to look amazing. NOT "Ok, for a mother of two." The bar has been lowered. If she were on American Idol she would not make it to the finals. It's all about her PAST fame now. That's all she's got.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 21:46:02
you know that cartoon's dead on
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:26:07
oh my friggin god jenny, wonder woman just popped a strap with this cartoon!!! lmao for real & i mean busted all outta my leotard
By wonder.woman, on October 25, 2007 09:47:33
You all STFU! She's perfect! Just the kind of maid EVERY STRAIGHT GUY WANTS! She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never let you forget you're a man! And she cleans! What's not to like about such a maid/whore/mistrees? Sure she's got some pounds, but that's more CUSHIN' FOR DA PUSHIN' (like by Black bruthas like to tell me about their White BBW ho's).
By Ya know it's true!, on October 25, 2007 09:52:44
whoa, if she thinks THAT looks sexy she has another thought coming. I'm amazed at the ability of some women to be completely out of touch with reality when it comes to how they look. Personally, I think she looks fine, but SHE thinks she looks AWESOME. There's a big difference between the two.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 10:58:47
I have been convinced for months she is seriously mentally ill. Probably the early stages of schizophrenia. whatever it is, its not a personality disorder, it is the hard wiring of her brain chemistry.
The sooner her kids are taken away from her, then maybe the sycophants in her life will wake up and get her real help.
By Dave, on October 25, 2007 12:33:24
I think the sooner the media leaves her alone the sooner she will get back on track. Britney's is a gorgeous woman who needs sometime out of the spotlight.
By Brian, on October 25, 2007 22:53:03
I think the sooner the media leaves her alone the sooner she will get back on track. Britney is a gorgeous woman who needs sometime out of the spotlight.
By Brian, on October 25, 2007 22:54:01
Oh, brian, you'll have to do far better than that to get any of us to beat the shit out of you. You're way too little league for this board. Go to the AOL boards for little tykes and intellectually lacking, ok love?
Love the cartoon and the flaming lips..oops, sorry, they were a great band. Cancer stick al la bovine injections?
By anonymous, on October 28, 2007 19:52:25
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