Britney Spears is an Active Parent

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  1. Stunt performed on a closed street.
    plz don't try this at home.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 00:05:32

  2. I hope for the kids' sake there weren't any garbage bins nearby...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 00:06:48

  3. 2 things:

    1) Britney spears is a self centered, arrogant, mentally diseased, chemically imbalanced, stupid little piece of white trailer trash. She can fuck off for all I care. Personally, I wish she'd just disappear already; no one with a brain likes her at this point.

    2) Anyone who is still supporting this mental midget needs to have their eyesight and IQ checked. This is not the svelte young sexy thing that everyone fell in love with. This is a selfish, fat (be honest, she's 25 lbs heavier than when she was a teen queen), drug addicted mental case. Anyone still supporting her should honestly take a look at her, and then ask themselves "is she worthy of my adoration?".

    Short answer - Not even close. She doesn't even think very highly of her own fans; she's dumped on them time after time after time (not ONE person has ever explained how her last 10 minute performance "tour" was worthy of her fans). It was a cynical money grab, and another chance to be a media whore. She's damaged goods, and doesn't deserve your attention. It's time to find someone else to adore...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 00:47:09

  4. It's sad that someone has to walk with you and show you how to mother your kids..

    I'm sure it was painful for her to have to act like she cared...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 03:29:29

  5. Why can't she wear things more appropriate for her size? Ugh.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 05:05:14

  6. I feel bad for the tard covering his nose and mouth - obviously the horse pulling his wagon ripped an especially greasy cheeto fart.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 05:13:43

  7. Britney needs an IQ test too, the judge should demand it. I truly believe she is in fact mentally retarded and that the drugs she did lowered her IQ even more which is why she's acting so stupid. These "fans" of hers are totally pathetic for enabling her the way they do. If they all just went away Britney would finally have to face up to what a mess she has made of her and her kid's lives. As long as enabling fans are around though that will never happen. Please Gays, stop supporting her already.

    By Christina Aguilera , on October 26, 2007 05:32:48

  8. Be fair -- her last tour wasn't a 10 minute performance -- some of them were almost 15!

    It will be interesting to see how the new album does. It's probably the best promoted album in history, with probably the lowest promotion budget (Just Brit's gasoline and Starbuck's bills). Will her do-it-yourself work as publicist pay off, and thus confirm that there's no such thing as bad publicity?

    Actually, Brit hasn't done anything really outrageous in the past couple of weeks. Maybe she's not quite as stupid as we all thought.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 06:07:32

  9. She is an inspiration to me. When I witness the strive for excellence in her career, the heart felt love for each of her fans, and her unbridled passion for her commitment to her family, I have the strength to go on for another day.

    Thank you Britney. Thank you for being my rock. And what truly brings sunlight into my existence, is the fact that from all of the posts here in reply to the article, this is the only one you'll believe.

    By Greedo the Dead, on October 26, 2007 06:25:09

  10. 1 Shoe?

    Well it's not like he can walk.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 07:22:59

  11. she looks like she's doing community service.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 07:34:58

  12. I have a pair of those Monkey socks. My husband bought them for me at Deb.

    By Kacky, on October 26, 2007 07:57:35

  13. the missing shoe on the kid she's holding just cracked me up. it's so perfect. i just feel so sorry for those little boys at how sad and chaotic their lives are.

    By nona, on October 26, 2007 08:00:51

  14. you totally captured the essence of retard speak in point 2.

    By nicole., on October 26, 2007 08:06:38

  15. since they are not living w/ their "mom" anymore they actually get to eat, sleep, and avoid second hand smoke and they look so much better (healthier and happier) in these pics than ever before (except once she starts touching/holding them -coincidence?)

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 08:16:38

  16. Pic #2

    "Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma!

    IT'S BRITLEY, BYATCH!"

    By Garbanzo Legume, on October 26, 2007 08:19:55

  17. wow that is so staged looking, her outfit is great though for learning how to be a responsible mom.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 08:25:40

  18. WHAT is with the cowboy boots?!?!?

    I just don't get it.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:14:38

  19. Why can't she wear things more appropriate for her size? Ugh.
    ---------------

    Are you talking about Britney or her parenting coach??
    Seriously, either of the two could stand to cover an additional half acre of skin...

    By joejoe, on October 26, 2007 09:28:14

  20. Have you noticed since K Fed got the kids that they look well groomed and clean for a change.

    They probably haven't seem the inside of a cheetoh's bag now for weeks.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:37:56

  21. I didn't notice until I read joejoe's comment and clicked on pic #7 - is that really her parenting cow? I mean, coach? Jiminy. Did the judge make a spelling mistake and write an order for a parenting roll model?

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:38:14

  22. LOL Kacky, I LOVE DEB! Seriously, it's so cheap and shitty, it's awesome! I bought the ugliest clog-type platform shoes there like, 5 years ago, and I still rock those bitches!

    Now, on topic...I FREAKING HATE SHITNEY. I really wish she'd just die already, she is so gross, fat, retarded, and ugly. She's an abusive, neglectful mother, a talentless whore, and just utterly worthless in every way. There is absolutely NOTHING at ALL about her that is good, classy, attractive, or positive in any way. She is the most disgusting, pathetic excuse of a human being to ever walk this Earth. It just proves that she is utterly retarded, because she has no shame, or remorse, and still continues to be a gross scumbag. She STILL flashes her rotten gash to the world, she STILL dresses like she crawled out of a trash can, she STILL is a neglectful, abusive mother...she just does not learn. My freaking dog has more sense than this bitch...my dog has shame, my dog can learn from her mistakes. Britney is dumber than a DOG! How does she live with herself? If I was her, I would have killed myself from utter humiliation from being the most hated person on Earth, one of the worst mothers, and the grossest pile of dog shit ever. AND I would also be embarrassed at falling so far, so fast. So she really should just kill herself, but I think she's even too stupid to see how hated, pitiful, repulsive, and disgusting she is. She must be REALLY retarded....too bad she was allowed to breed.

    By BabyGater, on October 26, 2007 09:38:35

  23. LMAO Sean P. looks embarrassed to be with her.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:42:20

  24. She couldn't look less happy to be doing any of this. I can see it now. "FINE. I"ll take the kids for a walk. Let me get presentable and call the paps."

    I'm obviously not trying to be funny, I really think that's how the conversation went.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:55:02

  25. I liked your paparazzi illegal alien speech impression. I lol'd.

    By Dennis Kucinich, on October 26, 2007 09:57:47

  26. Anonymous on October 26, 2007 09:38:14,

    I tried all I could NOT to notice the parenting coach in that photo.

    But, with that body, and her choice of clothing, you can't help but look...

    She looks like a walking ginger root...
    And that's really not a good thing.

    By joejoe, on October 26, 2007 10:09:53

  27. Is she sticking her tongue out at SPF in the picture with the parenting coach hyperlink?

    Poor little boy looks dejected, and the coach looks pissed.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:13:28

  28. "She looks like a walking ginger root..."

    I LOLed

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:17:11

  29. Jenny, you crack me up. "What's his name" for the kids' names. Hysterical.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:21:46

  30. Its from the upbringing. Says a lot about Brits mom.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:43:44

  31. "Is she sticking her tongue out at SPF in the picture with the parenting coach hyperlink?
    Poor little boy looks dejected, and the coach looks pissed."

    I think she's sticking out her tongue AT the parenting coach! Because y'know, that's what mature, responsible mothers who are "trying" to "win" back their children do.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:55:36

  32. Say whatever you want about Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes, Brooke Shields, and Gwen Stefani, but whenever I see any of them with their kids, they are looking at their kids, smiling, and are actively engaged in being a mom. Their kids also look very happy. I have NEVER seen a picture of Britney even looking at her kids with any interest at all. In fact, Preston and Jayden are the most unhappy looking children I can remember seeing. To the people who are quick to jump to Britney's defense - her kids faces don't lie. She's a retard who should never have been allowed to reproduce. Someone needs to hijack her and tie her tubes NOW.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 10:59:27

  33. I have to take a shit.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 11:12:12

  34. New names for Britney:

    Shit-ney
    Squat-ney
    Twit-ney
    Twat-ney
    Suck-ney
    Unfit-ney

    The way she couldn't care less about herself, and how retarded she is, and how she still thinks she looks "hot" and how much of a media whore she is (feel free to take out the word media), she'll be in porn soon. Either that, or she'll be on her knees surrounded by a circle of nude guys, with her eyes closed & her mouth open...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 11:22:48

  35. 10:59:27 ITA
    Someone needs to give those boys to the crazy Cruises! They might be all culty with scientology but Suri looks well-loved, unlike these poor little fellas. I truly feel bad for 'em.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 11:32:47

  36. Sooooo... anybody seen any trace of Britney's Inner Monologue? Remember her? The pretty, pretty princess who's the funniest and most specialest girl on the internet?

    Sara? We're waiting! Come be funny for us!

    By Schlomo Rodriguez, on October 26, 2007 11:48:44

  37. I like 'Unfit-ney'.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 11:50:57

  38. You know I'm going to go somewhat off the subject of this post or of the site in general. I think Britney Spears coverage is just too much. Everday on my way to work and school there is so much radio time devoted to what's happening with her. I'm not all that socially concious or wise about what's happening around the world (yes, I'm an American!) but there's crapload of stuff happening around the world (hey, anyone hear about that Genocide happening now, sounds like a party in Darfur!) that doesn't even recieve a notable fraction of the attention in the mainstream media.

    And that my friends is my not so deep thought of the day. My apologies.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 12:09:27

  39. 12:09:27 - So you're saying that you'd like to see Britney sent to this "Darfur" of which you speak? (I think it's a made-up name, but no way am I going to bother googling it.) Otherwise your words make me feel spinny...look, down there, something shiny, maybe a nickel! Hey, did anybody hear the latest about Britney?!

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 12:26:15

  40. What is it with Britney and crapy cowboy boots?

    By Kyle, on October 26, 2007 12:27:55

  41. What is it with Britney and crapy cowboy boots?

    Same thing that's with her and cocaine, bad extensions, bad parenting, and donut bumping.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 13:24:07

  42. Steps to resuscitating Britney Spears' life and/or career:
    (1) Give the kids away. Only way they'll have a fighting chance (and they are cute lil' things).
    (2) Cut the f*cking extensions OFF. Cut em OFF. Dye your hair (whatever you've got) blonde, not dead-ass brown.
    (3) Wear glasses.
    (4) Dress like a human who remembers she has private parts that need to be covered up by pants.
    (5) Eat some fruits and vegetables. Start with once per month.
    (6) Pay someone to kidnap you and take you to the furthest mountaintop in Tibet, where you live on tofu and tea for a year.

    Then we'll talk.

    By Hey Cupcake, on October 26, 2007 15:40:32

  43. Hey Cupcake, lmao those are all VERY good ideas.
    Now if only Brinee could execute these, that
    would be lovely.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 16:20:33

  44. What's with those stupid retarded fucking boots? Jesus.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 17:16:05

  45. I'm offended that someone called dogs "dumb". Dogs are definately not dumb, they are wonderful at raising their babies. My dog paid very close attention to her pups and any time someone in the family picked one up she would run over to the person and inspect her pup to make sure it was ok. She was a very concerned mother. I have never seen any of my dog's mothering instinct in Britney. And my dog cleaned herself on a daily basis. What's Britney's excuse?

    By WOOF , on October 26, 2007 18:29:21

  46. BabyGator, I fogive him for buying me presents at Deb, because he also stops at bath & bodyworks, and those are about the only 2 stores in our podunk mall. At least he doesn't being me anything from Spencer Gifts!

    By Kacky, on October 26, 2007 19:14:51

  47. ...the baby looks apprehensive, probably been dropped one to many times. every photo she looks more and more like the mama from harper valley pta...

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 21:15:14

  48. two words: Dirty. Sanchez.

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 21:49:46

  49. I feel sorry for those kids. I hope Bratney doesnt print these comments for the kiddies to read someday. Their lives will be horrible enough. Maybe she will put all the money in a suitcase and leave them on k-feds doorstep and then disappear on a search for the missing Amelia Earhart

    By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 22:33:30

  50. A child mother trying to rear two precious toddler boys--the parent coach has his or her work cut out. I hope Judge Gordon continues with the supervised visits and continues to let Federline have the majority of custody time. He has proven to be the far better parent because he genuinely loves all of his children.

    By Nonnie, on October 27, 2007 07:50:50

  51. "Brinee, u so byooful, we luff yore new song, Brineeee!"

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 11:29:24

  52. Britney has fat tree trunk legs and is a selfish whore who does NOT care about her kids. she only cares about herself WHORE

    By gian, on October 27, 2007 14:53:25

  53. To the anon who said she looks like she's doing community service - LMFAO TOO TRUE! It really does LOL!

    I can't help but wonder - if one of the kids tumbled out of that wagon, would Britney notice? I wonder if she'd notice...

    By chigger, on October 27, 2007 16:12:53

  54. "I can't help but wonder - if one of the kids tumbled out of that wagon, would Britney notice? I wonder if she'd notice..."

    Chigger,

    I think in Britney's world this question is the equivalent of the philosophical tree falling in the woods.

    She wouldn't notice or hear, nor would she care.

    By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 21:19:13

  55. Typical Southern Trash - One hub cap missing on the wagon.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2007 08:01:10

  56. I have said it before, and I will say it again.

    BRITNEY SPEARS IS IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. THERE ARE SEVERAL COURT ORDERS REGARDING HER DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE, SEVERAL REGARDING SUPERVISED VISITATION, SEVERAL REGARDING HER DRIVING RECORD. THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE ARE AWARE OF SO FAR.

    I have no idea what the hell is the matter with that judge, and furthermore, what the hell is wrong with Federline's lawyers? They should be all over Britney's constant, willful and flagrant disrespect of the law, the threat she presents to her children and society and the court orders she seems to go out of her way to violate while laughing in the face of the cameras she has following her around so that she can flaunt her defiance in the world's face.

    If this were ANYONE ELSE, that stupid wench would be sitting on her duff in a jail cell. The whole thing is a FARCE, a travesty, and an insult to every American who abides the law and court orders. THAT'S why the whole Britthetwit thing is enraging people. They might not realize that she should be in jail on multiple violations of a judge's court orders, but people DO realize that something needing to be done is not being done to get this maniac off the streets and AWAY from children.

    What else pissing me off is all these asinine CNN shows which claim to have "Experts" in psychology, drug abuse and law, and NONE of them mention what I have been saying which is BRITNEY SPEARS IS IN CONTEMPT OF COURT ON MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS AND NEEDS TO BE SITTING IN JAIL IMMEDIATELY!

    Whatever happens, it is that JUDGE'S fault for being apathetic and NOT upholding his pledge of office. The rotten media in this country oohs and aahs over how lenient the judge is. As if leniency where children are involved and allowed in the hands of a untreated psychotic addict with a low i.q. and no remediation is a GOOD thing.

    Oh, and Federline's lawyers aren't doing their job either, as they should drag her in for multiple counts of contempt of court and force the judge to put her away where she belongs. Obviously Fedex's lawyers are fancy, but really, an intelligent primate could win any lawsuit against Twitney because the girl is so stupid, defiant and self destructive.

    I have no idea why this thing goes on and on, when contempt of court orders is a serious offense, yet nobody seems to see the three hundred pound gorilla in the courthouse. Arrrrgh!

    Fedex, are you listening? TELL YOUR OVERPRICED LAWYER TO GET OFF HIS BUTT AND DO SOME REAL LEGAL WORK AND CONSTRUCT A DETAILED CONTEMPT DOCUMENT WITH CASE LAW SUPPORT AND SERVE IT UPON MS. SPEARS IMMEDIATELY. That is, if you really DO care about your kids with Twitney and not just how much those two little boys mean to you in terms of dollar signs. PUT HER IN JAIL. Doubtless, there is enough evidence to keep her off the streets for awhile. DUH?

    By Samantha Fulton, on October 28, 2007 19:38:31

  57. Do those beautiful little boys EVER smile? They always look so sad to me.

    Notice the six inch hem in that dress. And the ever present fugly boots.

    Hmm. If Twit and Owen got married and had a child, how crazy would it be?

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2007 19:43:46

  58. Britney is in serious danger of becoming Andrea Yates and that is why she needs to be put away. Schizophrenics have a high rate of violent outbursts so it's only a matter of time before she hurts the kids or someone else. Unfortunately because she's a celebrity nothing will done until it's too late. God help those kids.

    By Stop kissing celebrity ass, on October 29, 2007 00:40:27

  59. It's reported Britney's mom is going to write a parenting book. As "good" as that might be, it would not compare to the parenting book Britney could 'rite.

    By just-this-guy, on October 29, 2007 05:29:41

  60. This is just a photo op. As soon as the photogs are gone, she dumps the kids.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 05:32:59

  61. I can't stand this ugly talentless bitch! She is the most SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC,IRRESPONSIBLE, anal fuckhead in show business. She can't dance, sing, or perform even before she had those two adorable little tykes! I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S APPEAL! Her shitty album is going to bomb, she is so yesterday, and OVER!!!!

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 06:18:42

  62. I hope that's not the actual court-ordered parent coach. I can't imagine that woman has a degree or even a brain if she's stupid enough to dress like that. A woman half her size shouldn't be wearing stuff like that to work.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 06:28:04

  63. Yeah, I always wear slutty outfits like that while walking/playing with my kids. I also take them somewhere public so I can be photographed knowing damn well the press is out there.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 19:36:24

  64. Cumon, yung'uns! Momma needs her wake-up six pack from the Circle K!

    By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 02:07:46

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