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Britney Spears is an Asshole

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Who the hell puts little pumpkins on their dashboard?

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:49:06
um....shocking?

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:50:21
hahahahahaha! tiny pumpkins!!!
where's the frap?

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:59:28
Actually white trash in Florida put stuffed animals in the back window of their cars. I've noticed the phenomenon in Puerto Rico as well, but mostly it's older people who do it. Small pumpkins in the front must be a "kontry" thing, you know it's festive or something. I wish she'd keep these practices to herself but with her calling the papz all the time it's hard to keep anything a secret...

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:08:29
No surprise that she is a juvenile condescending sarcastic idiotic bitch. No wonder Kevin was going out all the time when they were married. She must have been an absolute nightmare to live with.

Plus this moron has now got the impressions she is smart and can handle things. There is nothing worse than an idiot that doesn't know they are an idiot.

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:09:50
20:09:50, it's the same impression that our dear incompetent President leaves with me, now that you mention it...hahahha!

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:14:43
Britney's just way too young and dumb. If she had any experience at all, she would have found a way to meet in the judge's chamber to be questioned, and do the Sharon Stone number from Basic Instinct. Although I suppose the flies would have ruined the effect...

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:22:10
Wouldn't it be fucking funny if Britney was really this brilliant girl and this is all an elaborate hoax. Like this is some big experiment and shes observing how the public acts towards celebrites and their lives.

By Prettyboy, on October 11, 2007 20:38:27
Yes. And her new single is up there on the charts. Because people are just THAT stupid and will buy anything with her name on it, even if she has never made music and was never a musician.

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:55:03
I thought the same thing last night, Prettyboy, but let's face it -- she's not bright enough to pull that off.

Not to mention she'd probably get sued by the state for taking advantage of the court system.

By robert doosh, on October 11, 2007 21:26:10
Tiny Pumpkins = Total Coolne$$

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 21:33:34
Why doesn't Commissioner Gordon just call Batman to come and kick her up the arse???

By The Forehead, on October 11, 2007 21:44:43
I think that people should just keep turning up at her door with Big Macs or chocolate. It's not like she'd turn away food. And then...I don't know...maybe bloated Britney would cover up more or stop being such a media whore. And if not then I'd get a few chuckles seeing her obese body try to fit into 16-year-olds' clothing, and waddle around with her Yorkie.

By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 22:00:06
They should just slap her with a contempt to court charge and post her to jail for a few days.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 01:23:01
Yeah well I've already tried to talk some sense into Britney. The dog seemed to get it but she just kept trying to hump my leg. I'll just leave this one up to Commissioner Gorden

By Batman, on October 12, 2007 02:08:13
Those little pumpkins probably store those little pills.

She should quit while she's behind and keep her trap shut.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 02:32:53
Should she be driving? I thougt she didn't have a license?

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 02:36:48
I...am...so...sick...of Britney. I think the pumpkins look sooooooo classy in her Mercedes Fucking Benz. I also think they should be used for target practice. Drive by pumpkin blasting...and oh my, did that bullet graze your forehead, Brit? Oh, it's lodged in your skull, you say?

By Mandi Maine, on October 12, 2007 07:05:51
Britney Spears is our new jester. She's a dancing, prancing, drunken fool who bestows little chuckle moments to the rest of us as she stumbles aimlessly through the darkness of her self-delusion.

Now that the fictional curtain of a talented young singer has been lifted, imagine the shock as she peers into the mirror to see a hideous, overweight, uneducated, pig who can neither sing nor dance! Better yet, at the moment of this revelation she hears the deafening laughter of 100 million voices taking pleasure in her much deserved destruction. Oh the joy of it all!

Oh public, let us collectively unzip our trousers and give her a scornful urine shower befitting of the princess of pigs.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 07:06:14
20:22:10 - funny post, but Britney's NOT that young. Many 25 year olds are responsible people. I wouldn't attribute her behavior to her age; she's just an idiot, plain and simple.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 07:16:43
Disrespectful, shows her bare ass, her cooch, not a good mom, doesn't follow court order....

Yet gets her kids overnight. So she "won" again. Blame whoever you want, she got what she wanted again. No wonder she acts the way she does.

By Tazznum1, on October 12, 2007 07:25:09
Dear Britney: Shut up. Especially when you're in court. Altogether, just keep silent. And keep your legs closed.

Sincerely yours:
The People of America

And by the way: Put on some mutha-effin panties. Nobody wants to see your stretched-out cooter.

By Sevenmack, on October 12, 2007 07:40:29
Al Qaeda? Bah. Some terrorists they are. They promised us a beheading here. What's taking so fucking long, Tora Bora boy? Alligator mouth and hummingbird ass. Fuck those bastards. I'm throwing in with Islamic Jihad, that's a way cooler name anyhow. Now don't let me down.

By bucdaddy, on October 12, 2007 07:45:34
She may be an a-hole, but at least should doesn't lick them! Right Jenny and Todd?

By Brown tounges...., on October 12, 2007 08:27:02
Actually white trash in Florida put stuffed animals in the back window of their cars.

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Losers in NJ do that too. PA and NY as well. It's retarded. If you're over 4 years old, you shouldn't be toting stuffed animals around.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 08:40:23
since it's constantly out for all to see shouldn't we be calling her a "twat" or "cunt" instead of an asshole

By PK, on October 12, 2007 08:57:08
Let's get a few things straight here. Britney was never talented. She was a terrible singer, a mediocre dancer, and the only reason she got to be hailed as a "pop princess" was through the help of numerous sound engineers, music producers, a PR representative, and the fact that she was 16 and dressing like a ho, which fueled all the little adolescent boy fantasies, thus making little girls study to be like her so that they could grab the attention of these adolescent boys, not to mention the 40 year old pedophiles.

Now she's 25, and she's still acting like she's 16. An idiotic 16, but 16 nonetheless. She hasn't gone downhill, her 16 year old brain is just stuck in a time where she was once popular, and she's completely unaware that no, Britney, no one's taking responsibility for your actions (or inactions), that you can't get away with all the stupid shit you pull no matter how famous you think you are, and that now, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

Her irresponsibility and sheer lack of respect for anyone or anything except the people who keep her delusion alive (the paparazzi) is an absolute disgrace.

By kissmytiara, on October 12, 2007 08:57:17
Hey hey hey hey!

There's nothing wrong with being an asshole.

By Vigilante's Anus, on October 12, 2007 09:15:31
Vigilante's Anus is true you are so an a*****

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 09:22:49
ya know, i hope she doesnt die. When she is 30, 40, 50 and lord help us 60 years old, it is going to be hilarious to see the transformations.

By hates hollywood, on October 12, 2007 09:23:58
How does she drive around without a license plate on her car all the time?

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 09:50:13
Anus, honey, you're right. There is nothing wrong with being an asshole. Unless you're Shitney's asshole.

I'm willing to bet Shitney's asshole wishes it were attached to someone else right about now.

Ben Affleck, maybe. He's got nothing going on at the moment.

By Vigilante, on October 12, 2007 10:10:29
THE LITTLE PUMPKINS ARE USED AS HER ANAL BEEDS SHE SHOVES THEM UP HER SMELLY FAT ASS AND GIGGLES

By britney retarded, on October 12, 2007 11:28:46
Fuck her, she's garbage.

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 13:22:00
The bitch makes it to less court dates than crack heads ...

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 13:45:44
Oh how I wish she would just move to a desert island somewhere. She has passed the point of no return. She is like a festering boil on the ass of humanity.

By Buck, on October 12, 2007 14:54:58
Why was Brit-Brit arguing with Michael Chiklis?

By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 18:59:16
Did you go through Chris Crocker before writing this article?... AHAHAHAHA! This was the greatest article I have read in a loooooong time.

By David, on October 12, 2007 21:20:54
Actually, the pumpkins are the classiest thing in that car. Britney is absolutely PUTRID. What's next Brit? You gonna poop in front of the paps? Show us your tampon? Have sex in public? You have set the bar of disgust so high I don't know where it goes from here.

By She's gross, on October 13, 2007 09:52:03
Prettyboy, yeah I was thinking along the same lines - like "The Truman Show" - in reverse sort of. But sadly, it's not.

By anonymous, on October 13, 2007 19:29:40
I just wish she would get into a serious accident where she isn't hurt but goes into a coma for 10 years and then wakes up NORMAL. I'm so tired of hearing about her pathetic self.

By Britney is Pathetic, on October 15, 2007 05:06:46
Wow, hate makes you believe everything you read. How special are most of you people.

By anonymous, on October 15, 2007 06:49:27
New nicknames for Britney:

Twit-ney, twat-ney, shit-ney, bitch-ney, twerp-ney, cooch-ney, squat-ney, unfit-ney.

She's the "princess" of moronic dumbasses. Like another poster said, she's set the bar of disgust incredibly high. The truly unfortunately thing is she's doing this on purpose. She actually calls the papparazzi to tell them where she's going to be, to create a "buzz" around her. However, she's totally delusional, because this only works for someone that is talented, or that people truly care about. She's neither, and all she has left is her pussy flashing & dumbass face making. She's a TOTAL & COMPLETE LOSER.

By anonymous, on October 15, 2007 08:10:58
6:49, a picture says a thousand words. Britney's regaled us with the best of her worst, we're just putting captions to the images. Daily, as it happens. And yes, we are very special.

And hate? Hate is the catalyst by which I feast on the souls of others. Without hate I wouldn't live.

So fuck you.

By Vigilante, on October 15, 2007 09:10:31
I wonder why she doesn't get that if she listened to the judge, meaning she's not always right, she would be in a better position for her career.

By whatever girl, on October 15, 2007 14:08:42