Why do I get the feeling that if Britley were to take those welding goggles off that her pupils would pretty much be the same size. She might as well walk around waving a sign that says "Will work for meth!"
Except instead of work it would probably say "give oral."
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF??????? Why did that stoopid bartender wanna put on undergarments that have been skanktified like that? Let alone that ugly Wal-Mart sale bin costume? Blech. UK bartender you should be offended because that woman just gave you all a bad name. stoopid bartender association of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
If my girlfriend cam home wearing Britney Spear's costume and bra I'd probably have to scrub her down with Brillo pads and make her sleep in the bathtub for a few days. Penicillin probably wouldn't be a bad idea either. And a Tetanus shot.
wtf is wrong with these people giving into this crackhead? she's going to be dead in less than a year at this rate all because people won't even tell her "no" when it comes to switching clothes. the only person to say "no" to her so far has been her judge, and he's probably saved her sons' lives.
Apparently, to Britney the whole world is a giant X-rated sleepover party and all the girls are Bratz dolls with interchangeable outfits (mind-altering substances sold separately).
Britney's so insane that this story sounds tame and cliche. Let me know when she starts eating live scorpions and jumpkicking thorough plate glass windows while pausing just long enough to down a whole bottle of absinthe... while on fire.
Ah, who am I kidding. While crazy enough, she just doesn't have the imagination to pull off something like that. Just let me know when her liver/heart explodes or when the Scientologists come to collect her.
If Britney cornered me in a bathroom and demanded to have my clothing after making a comment about my tits, she'd be leaving the establishment 10 seconds later with a face full of Mace. I don't know any bartender who would take that sort of shit, regardless of who it is.
what a fucking scank, wash your hair you greasy mother*ucker. were you not wearing knickers again, was that why you couldn't swap panties too?
heres a tip brit, hire a stylist from an A list star and then you won't need to change clothes, nits or zits with strangers whom have perter boobs than yours
To be quite honest, I've been hoping for a suicide news story for some time. I think the planet would be better off without her. At least in death, her family would be rich, her kids would be safe, and we can finally go back to Lindsay Lohan 24/7.
Please Britney, run to the light. Never mind that mean ol' train horn... keep running. And carry some scissors.
Remember, down the road... not across the street. That's just a cry for attention. I can't wait.
Britney is so dirty and weird I cannot believe people are actually into her. Can you imagine the cooties that must be living in that bra? What is this obsession Britney has with switching clothes with anonymous strangers? Maybe if we're lucky next time she'll switch clothes with Martha Stewart and her twat will finally be covered.
Wow. Are you insane? I mean, seriously, which part of her is gorgeous? The oily obvious weave? The unwashed body? The stains on ALL her clothes? The acne? The collagen lips? The BROWN BOOTS?
Please explain to me how exactly it is that you think she is gorgeous?
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Leave Your CommentI am a bartender u bastard and I am offended!!!!!
By uk, on October 31, 2007 11:45:56
Why do I get the feeling that if Britley were to take those welding goggles off that her pupils would pretty much be the same size. She might as well walk around waving a sign that says "Will work for meth!"
Except instead of work it would probably say "give oral."
By Alli Sims SUPERSTAR!, on October 31, 2007 12:03:07
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF???????
Why did that stoopid bartender wanna put on undergarments that have been skanktified like that? Let alone that ugly Wal-Mart sale bin costume? Blech. UK bartender you should be offended because that woman just gave you all a bad name. stoopid bartender association of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By frngl de drngl, on October 31, 2007 12:05:37
Oh, look! We found Jayden's missing shoes!!!
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:16:18
If my girlfriend cam home wearing Britney Spear's costume and bra I'd probably have to scrub her down with Brillo pads and make her sleep in the bathtub for a few days. Penicillin probably wouldn't be a bad idea either. And a Tetanus shot.
By TheBig28, on October 31, 2007 12:29:03
wow. she's unstoppable.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:34:30
I hope that bartender called HazMat after her shift.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:39:18
didn't have a choice?
wtf is wrong with these people giving into this crackhead? she's going to be dead in less than a year at this rate all because people won't even tell her "no" when it comes to switching clothes. the only person to say "no" to her so far has been her judge, and he's probably saved her sons' lives.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:41:36
Apparently, to Britney the whole world is a giant X-rated sleepover party and all the girls are Bratz dolls with interchangeable outfits (mind-altering substances sold separately).
By jbonz, on October 31, 2007 12:57:17
the only person to say "no" to her so far has been her judge, and he's probably saved her sons' lives.
Whoa, you mean she asked the judge to switch clothes, too? She really is out of control!
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:04:42
Britney's so insane that this story sounds tame and cliche. Let me know when she starts eating live scorpions and jumpkicking thorough plate glass windows while pausing just long enough to down a whole bottle of absinthe... while on fire.
Ah, who am I kidding. While crazy enough, she just doesn't have the imagination to pull off something like that. Just let me know when her liver/heart explodes or when the Scientologists come to collect her.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:24:56
If Britney cornered me in a bathroom and demanded to have my clothing after making a comment about my tits, she'd be leaving the establishment 10 seconds later with a face full of Mace. I don't know any bartender who would take that sort of shit, regardless of who it is.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:25:51
what a fucking scank, wash your hair you greasy mother*ucker. were you not wearing knickers again, was that why you couldn't swap panties too?
heres a tip brit, hire a stylist from an A list star and then you won't need to change clothes, nits or zits with strangers whom have perter boobs than yours
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:29:03
To be quite honest, I've been hoping for a suicide news story for some time. I think the planet would be better off without her. At least in death, her family would be rich, her kids would be safe, and we can finally go back to Lindsay Lohan 24/7.
Please Britney, run to the light. Never mind that mean ol' train horn... keep running. And carry some scissors.
Remember, down the road... not across the street. That's just a cry for attention. I can't wait.
By Greedo the Dead, on October 31, 2007 13:45:07
Nice of her to mingle with the common folk like that.
By Prince Poopieface, on October 31, 2007 14:21:09
Wow the LIPS... and I mean all FOUR OF THEM...
By TODD, on October 31, 2007 14:21:11
Paitently waiting the news of the shit she can pull for holloween!
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 14:32:38
I still think she's gorgeous
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 14:33:54
Jesus Brit why can't you keep that nasty, ugly, fat ass of yours covered up? Nobody wants to see that shit.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 16:42:40
Good for her. Her thigh fat is finally obscuring her nasty-ass crotch.
By JAC, on October 31, 2007 16:47:50
BS has a rare clear-eyed moment: "Mine are all saggy!"
By Missy Thrope, on October 31, 2007 21:29:28
britney please call your mom or ex-husband and tell them you are an unfit parent and you want them to take over custody?
Frankly you are too sad/depressed/fucked up/self centered/ and stupid to raise two children.
Move on girl and find the inner YOU~! Do the drugs/booze and one night stands you seemingly enjoy, LIVE, you are B.S.!!
Just let your boys have some sort of normalcy K? Give them up.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 22:42:26
Britney is so dirty and weird I cannot believe people are actually into her. Can you imagine the cooties that must be living in that bra? What is this obsession Britney has with switching clothes with anonymous strangers? Maybe if we're lucky next time she'll switch clothes with Martha Stewart and her twat will finally be covered.
By Twats should be covered at all times, on November 1, 2007 00:36:55
"I still think she's gorgeous"
Wow. Are you insane? I mean, seriously, which part of her is gorgeous? The oily obvious weave? The unwashed body? The stains on ALL her clothes? The acne? The collagen lips? The BROWN BOOTS?
Please explain to me how exactly it is that you think she is gorgeous?
By really REALLY confused, on November 1, 2007 08:25:58
she's really crazy... Oh no..
By Jian, on November 5, 2007 02:48:09
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