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Britney Will Have Her Kids Back in No Time

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Thank you for wearing underwear last night Brit. I appreciate it.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:04:15
Christ I didn't need to see that ginormous butthole as soon as the page loaded.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:06:06
Brit. The only person on this planet that thinks you have a nice ass is you so please cover it up for the rest of us.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:14:21
I wonder if she is the product of inbreeding.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:15:25
can she not get out of a car properly?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:15:54
Holeee Fuck.

Is that the extent of her strip pole antics? Not to spend more than half a second below midline?

I could do better than that.

By Vigilante, on October 5, 2007 15:17:35
what has been seen... cannot be un-seen... eye bleach, please.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:18:46
that music video looks like it was made on the cheap, the reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll fucking cheap.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:19:32
The curves have become flat lines (like her brainwaves). That's not what people meant when they pleaded with Britney to straighten up.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:21:19
Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie less.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:25:36
I don't understand why you blur Anna Nicole but not this monster. Please blur a brit-ass shot next time, for the love of all good and holy.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:33:12
That has to be the worst video of all time, she makes a butt ugly stripper.

By Trax, on October 5, 2007 15:36:30
that video was weird and boring

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:45:54
looks like she picked herself up a slim angle lense to appear more thin. I just showed this to a friend and she thought it was an SNL spoof video. She was laughing so hard,but then she found out it was the real video and started laughing even harder.

By haha, on October 5, 2007 15:46:40
Good Lord, she's already eaten her manicure (I can't talk about her undie-munching rear end right now; it's just too nauseating).

By mahw, on October 5, 2007 15:51:57
Mother of god, what a trite and boring video.

It's exactly as I expected, it's the VMAs, just more expensive. And with a pole. There's no energy, she doesn't lip-synch well, the set and costumes were cheap.

She has no interest whatsoever in saving her career... don't get me started on her life...

By Roflcopter, on October 5, 2007 15:58:33
Not a nice ass.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 16:15:09
ewww, ewww and more ewww!

when will it stop? =(

By Shammy, on October 5, 2007 16:29:09
Is that a bite mark on the left cheek of her butt?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 16:29:16
Doing some proportionate comparisons between her ass in the video and her ass in the pics, my calculations show that the pole in the video is about 2 feet in diameter.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 16:33:28
Ew god no whyyy...not again!!!

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 17:08:17
I bet she takes better care of that Dog than her kids; fucking trailer white trash bitch!!

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 17:11:07
That ass has had way too much plastic surgery.

By Dick, on October 5, 2007 17:11:15
Can't she just buy an actual thong, rather than stuffing panties into her buttcrack? I doubt she's blowing through her money that fast.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 17:30:46
I agree with other commenters - her ass really needs to be blurred out from now on. I know it'd be a LOT of pixels, but still...maybe just put that Britney pouty face over any future ass-shots?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 17:38:15
That is one hairy chick. WTF do you call a hairy chick? I mean, gays call the hairy gays bears, but a hairy Louisiana retard?

Oh yeah... DISGUSTING.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 18:15:44
Here's another link to the video (full length).

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1227712750&channel=769302685

I had to stop watching when I saw STIFFLER in it.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 18:17:41
There was a time when upskirt shots of Britney woud have had me salivating.

I now find the sight of her ass and pussy about as pleasant to look at as the hairy mole on my great aunt's chin.

Times, they do change.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 18:28:25
For fuck's sake, Todd, I just ate...

By TeacherBitch, on October 5, 2007 19:25:15
I was at the doctors today and I flipped through a magazine and apparently 73% of people surveyed are anticipating Britney's Cd over Celine Dion's ... I hate britney fans ...

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 19:28:05
Oh come on, 19:28:05. Britney fans vs. Celine fans? Give'em all guns and let'em shoot it out. Last one standing gets fed to bears.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 19:46:41
Gimme More attention whore! I wonder how much of her singing is actually her and not some digitally sampled track. Sounds like they enhanced her a little, then you have some back up singers doing the rest. And it's curious how they only shoot her midway to her stomach and occasionally zoom to her ass (which is nasty!), is the rest of her really that embarrassing for public viewing? We've seen her flash so many times what's the difference in showing it in a video? I wonder if there's photoshopping involved also...

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 20:03:11
That looks more like veins than hair - to me, anyway.

And that's not the real video. Get your facts straight. That's a "preview", and supposedly the actual video is coming soon.

By Lynne, on October 5, 2007 20:05:53
Yawnsville.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 20:39:26
STFU Lynne. You're just like all the prepubescent Brit-tards who are in denial.

Don't tell others to "get their facts straight" and then say "supposedly" the ACTUAL video is coming soon. That's called HYPOCRISY, or to the lay-man, BEING A FUCKING MORON.

By Roflcopter, on October 5, 2007 21:25:58
it's an ok beat as far as pop songs go, but the woman is obviously not even trying.
i'm sorry brit but watching some chubby woman (who has given birth to two children)twirl around a pole and shaking her butt isn't what your 'fans' are used to...didnt you actually used to dance once upon a time?

By Billie a.k.a Jackie Dressed in Cobras, on October 5, 2007 22:00:40
Britney, you really fucken suck!!! There is no hope for you....Keep hitting that pipe hard and good you fucken nasty WHORE.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 22:41:52
Britney, your really fucken suck!!! There is no hope for you....Keep hitting that pipe hard and good you fucken nasty WHORE.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 22:42:27
I cannot get over that hideous chorus! It sounds like some wasted frogs are burping and/or barfing! "Gimme gimme, BLUAARGH, gimme, BLUAAARGH, gimme gimme BLUARGH."

And I think I suffered a brief epileptic seizure by all the flashing lights in that video. Can anybody say "distraction method"?

By piedlourde, on October 5, 2007 22:50:28
What an b@stard the cameraman is for sneeking his camera down low and shooting up her skirt.

In Melbourne -Australia, a guy recently got put in jail for doing the same thing to unsuspecting girls - this photographer is no better!

By I hate perverts, on October 5, 2007 23:30:48
Why are the paps so obsessed with getting these kinds of shots!?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 23:37:32
Why are Britney fans such morons?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 23:39:37
GOOD GOD! Enuff with the fucking upskirt saggy ass closeups of Britney or any other celeb.There is enuf fucking pictures to get sick from online...

AND WHY THE HELL IS BRITNEY WEARING THESE SHORT SKIRTS? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.I was just about to eat a nice breakfeast,the coffe is ready and was just about to watch the saturday morningnews on tv when In my own stupidity for some reason logged on to see if any celeb had died to make my sunny saturdaymorning even better... and then this fucking shit shows up.

GOD DAMN U ALL!

By IHATEYOUALL!, on October 6, 2007 00:18:25
wow, they've really edited and fixed the video great. she doesn't look totally like shit and blurpy in it. but still, the song sux, and the video to..

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 01:57:12
Oh - "IHATEYOUALL" - Exactly! Did NOT want to start out my day with Britney Spears GIGANTIC ASS starring at me, for Christ Sakes!!
Then, I read "piedlourde" comment about the BLUUARGH thing and sprayed orange juice all over my computer!! That was awesome!! I feel better now...

By wallybare, on October 6, 2007 06:07:46
Vomit.

By Dawn, on October 6, 2007 06:15:49
The worse that could happen is while the camera is taking a picture of her ass there is a little piece of shit stuck to it.

Like David Chappelle once said " Chocolate??? Thats DO DO baby!!! And that is the worse that could happen because obviously losing her kids have yet to stop her from making a spectacle of herself.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 07:30:20
This woman is completely disgusting, she truly is a pig. She actually walks down the street with her ass hanging out. who, besides NYC transvestite street hookers does that? She doesn't have one drop of cooth, I bet she doesn't even bathe. I cannot imagine why anyone would want to sleep with her, she probably has multiple forms of VD. <puke>

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 07:51:48
That was just nasty! I was gonna get me some breakfast, but now forget it!

By Meme, on October 6, 2007 10:08:01
I guess her parents are waiting for her to die, otherwise they would commit her.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 11:13:38
Pielourde and IHATEYOUALL, HILARIOUS comments! We must be separated at birth, at least I'm not alone in being a "meanie" with these same thoughts.

By I_found_my_twins!, on October 6, 2007 12:21:05
OK. You are getting ready to go out in public and you know there is going to be 50 million idiots with cameras waiting to take your picture so you put on a top and wear it as a dress and at the last minute you realize you don't have a thong on so you stuff your underwear up your crack so everyone can get a full shot of your ass and then to top it all off you flash your crotch in front of them every time you get out of your car. Alrighty then.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 12:53:06
It's obvious she has mental problems. Why doesn't anyone do anything.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 12:56:34
her VMA performance would have been better if she would have worn that outfit, at least she would have covered a little more up...

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 14:12:20
Wow, Roflcopter. Debating with someone who you call a "prepubescent Brit-tard in denial". Obviously you care enough to absolutely spazz on someone's opinion.

It's not hypocracy, either. As if Jive would release THAT as the actual video. Use your fucking skull - or, to the lay-man, YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.

By Lynne, on October 6, 2007 14:57:03
How could one person, be this skank

By popcornridge, on October 6, 2007 15:37:36
And for every thing that is holy, would you Skank fans stop making excuesses for this sleez, she may have gave birth, but this Ho is not a mother. Thank God for Kevin

By popcornridge, on October 6, 2007 15:44:40
The newest upskirt shot is disgusting. There is something seriously wrong with this girl and I applaud the decision to deny her custody of the children. She has taken "attention whoring" to a new level. Doesn't LA have any indecent exposure laws to curb this constant barrage of Brittney's private parts??

By Rockmelon, on October 6, 2007 16:26:29
OH FUCK THATS JUST DISGUSTING HER FAT CELLULITE RIDEEN ASS AND HER VIDEO IS JUST AS DISGUSTING AS HER SMELLY FAT ASS ,SHE SURE LOOKS LIKE A CRACK WHORE IN THAT VIDEO , HEY GUYS IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO YOU LIKE CRACK WHORE DAMN YOU ARE DESPERATE FOR PUSSY

By Alex, on October 6, 2007 16:27:05
That was GREAT!!! I'm so glad to see Brit back at the top of her game. Damn, y'all, she is so awesome. Nice big feet and suckable big toes too!!
(put that back in yer mouth Brit, you ain't done yet)

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 16:34:39
"Pole Dancing".
Why is it that these young starlets want to emulate a bunch of no-talent, subnormally intelligent trailer-trash cum-sponges?
Oh, yeah...

By jbonz, on October 6, 2007 17:48:43
she has to keep her fame on. Right now the only thing that's keeping her in the press is her coochie and tit flashing.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 20:35:00
whats with the 25cent bubble gum machine tattoos on her arm. it was like someone took a hand held camera and shot her. if she cant work the pole why even have one...

By jayme , on October 6, 2007 22:18:33
Who would take a picture...down low, and up & under a dress like that? A sick ass photographer performing illegal voyeurism tactics to earn a buck. Now that is sick.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 06:29:38
in the light of what's going in her little world, this vid is like a schizophrenic cry for help Britney's watching britney [I suppose the storyline was 'dang y'all that girl sorta looks like me!'] it could be fun in any other circumstance, but this is kinda creepy

By gigi, on October 7, 2007 07:24:34
Why can't she get into her car and crash it at full speed?

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 08:00:24
Lynne is an Insane Clown Posse fan *and* she likes Britney. Do we really need to pay a bit of fucking attention to anything she says? I think not.

By You dumb whore..., on October 7, 2007 09:34:25
I love this site. She sucks. But...lots of blogs seem to be having a hard time identifying what you called fur. They're actually vericose veins, it looks like to me. They happen to old people, fat people, and Britney Spears.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 11:25:01
She is definitely butt ugly.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 21:05:35
Lmfao, you care enough about me to see what kind of music I listen to. That's pretty pathetic on your part.

And, fyi, I never said I liked Britney. Le doi, you stupid douche.

By Lynne, on October 8, 2007 07:27:05
@ Lynne,

Who's debating? This is a celebrity blog?

BTW: your skull and brain are two completely different things, you flaming idiot.

By Roflcopter, on October 8, 2007 08:42:49
Oh yeah and where can I find that "new" video, you know, the one the Brit-tards are putting their life on hold for since even they admit the original video is fucking boring?

By Roflcopter, on October 8, 2007 08:48:47
Careful, Roflcopter. You keep talking about Lynne and she'll zing you with that "LOLZ! YOU CARE ABOUT ME!" defense. I sure am feeling pathetic after she called me out after putting all that time and effort into clicking a link to her myspace page. Seriously. It took hours. I'm so embarrassed...

By Dangit! She got me!, on October 8, 2007 10:07:01
BUT I DO CARE ABOUT HER LEWLLLLZ!!!!

She has a MySpace page? Vomit. And you clicked on it LOLZ!!

By Roflcopter, on October 8, 2007 10:16:40
Anna Nicole has more life in her than this BITCH!
She is SO dead inside...

By JennyLee, on October 8, 2007 11:52:48
that is one fat nasty ass.

By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 16:27:55
Why can't she get into her car and crash it at full speed?

Shhhhhhh! That one only works once or twice, and we were going to use it again if James Hewitt ever insists on a paternity test for Prince Harry!

By Elizabeth, on October 9, 2007 00:08:54
I'm a 5'10", 165 lb pregnant woman and I could do a better job on a dance pole than Shitney. A high school video production class could shoot a better video. That sucked. Big time.

By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 08:49:18
Wow. That "video" leaves me speechless. Incomprehensible plot, no dancing to speak of (say what you will, back in her day Old Girl could dance very well)...the lightning fast edits and constant blurring speak volumes. Poor baby. What a sad end to an otherwise charmed life.

By GiggityGiggityGoo, on October 11, 2007 22:01:36
JUST GIVE IT UP WHORE..U CANT DANCE, U COOCHIE LOOKZ SICK, AND UR SONGZ SUCK..

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:00:06