Tall, blue eyes, and cool hair. I mean what else could you ask for? As long as your relationship never leaves the bedroom then that's all a girl needs.
Bo likes Prettyboy? I mean, it's so obvious. Who the hell would find her attractive? I'm so caught up in her peasantness. If a woman lacks this quality, then she can hit the road. I know I stated that her talent means nothing but I also hate good looks and a great body. Why doesn't this site ever feature Fabio? He's got tons of peasantness. Mmmmmmmmmmmm peasantness.......
For some reason I don't find her attractive. I mean, she is pretty... yet, somehow, I don't find her sexy at all. She doesn't turn me on. She's pretty, but not sexy.
Seems cold and stuck up, too.
I'd take Megan Fox over her any time. One look from Megan's sexy eyes/face and I'm ALL BONER.
Yeah, she is kind of plastic and stupid looking and has an oddly flattened-out nose, but still. I can see her being the type to sit on your dick and bounce up and down with frantic abandon, and I have a feeling she'd look quite good doing that so, yes, indeed, I would give her a go.
Hey Prettyboy and all you other fugly bitches! When you learn to sing as good as her and have enough plastic surgery to get keep the dogs from humping your legs, maybe THEN you can criticize what you'd give an ovary for! While you're criticizing her, I'm gonna introduce her to the "O" factor. BDM
Underwood is hot. That's without question. I'd slam my cock into her and give her a few bedrooms only a Black man can teach. Her only problem is her taste in men: A Dallas Cowboy QB who can barely throw a pass accurately and some pretty boy? Come on. She needs to learn about real men and what they can do.
So how long before Carrie does what the other naturally beautiful have done (Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson) and starts screwing around with her looks with plastic surgery?
I agree with the poster that said she is pretty but not sexy. Just something bland about her face...doesn't do anything for me. Just looks caked with makeup. I'd do her but it's nothing to write home about. Nice to know how shallow she is too. "He has cool hair and is a nice height." Are you breading a horse or dating a guy? Excellent reasons to be with someone Carrie. If I were interviewed and gave such vain answers as to why I liked a girl everyone would jump all over me... "Umm, yeah, we met and she's got long legs, a tight ass and an amazing rack." That would go over well.
What's wrong with ultra-religious girls? You know what they say~~lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. Why do you think so many preacher's kids end up on Girls Gone Wild or Crazy Street Fights videos?
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Leave Your CommentCan't stand her and her peasantness.
Amd I don't give a @#$% how talented she might be.
By Bo, on October 17, 2007 19:37:42
Tall, blue eyes, and cool hair. I mean what else could you ask for? As long as your relationship never leaves the bedroom then that's all a girl needs.
By Adriana, on October 17, 2007 19:48:54
Bo likes Prettyboy? I mean, it's so obvious. Who the hell would find her attractive? I'm so caught up in her peasantness. If a woman lacks this quality, then she can hit the road. I know I stated that her talent means nothing but I also hate good looks and a great body. Why doesn't this site ever feature Fabio? He's got tons of peasantness. Mmmmmmmmmmmm peasantness.......
By chuggdog, on October 17, 2007 20:25:31
I hate this whore. She makes me sick. She can't even sing and she's such a stuck up cunt. Look how cheap she looks. Fucking slut.
By Prettyboy, on October 17, 2007 20:39:40
I wish black girls were as hot as her. I hate white girls for not looking like monkeys. I hate that evolution skipped my family. Gorillas are sexy.
By Prettyboy, on October 17, 2007 20:42:46
She DOES look like a monkey, though. Her nose is disgusting, and she has no real definition in her face.Boring.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 21:03:59
I want to have a threesome with her and the blond black chic.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 21:32:00
Ellen Degeneres would so hit that.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 21:33:36
She could be Shithey's best friend! They both appear to be from the same vilage.
By Humph, on October 17, 2007 22:10:20
For some reason I don't find her attractive. I mean, she is pretty... yet, somehow, I don't find her sexy at all. She doesn't turn me on. She's pretty, but not sexy.
Seems cold and stuck up, too.
I'd take Megan Fox over her any time. One look from Megan's sexy eyes/face and I'm ALL BONER.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2007 22:27:45
Yeah, she is kind of plastic and stupid looking and has an oddly flattened-out nose, but still. I can see her being the type to sit on your dick and bounce up and down with frantic abandon, and I have a feeling she'd look quite good doing that so, yes, indeed, I would give her a go.
By Twocents Mentz, on October 18, 2007 02:10:55
Hey Prettyboy and all you other fugly bitches! When you learn to sing as good as her and have enough plastic surgery to get keep the dogs from humping your legs, maybe THEN you can criticize what you'd give an ovary for!
While you're criticizing her, I'm gonna introduce her to the "O" factor.
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on October 18, 2007 03:59:55
Underwood is hot. That's without question. I'd slam my cock into her and give her a few bedrooms only a Black man can teach. Her only problem is her taste in men: A Dallas Cowboy QB who can barely throw a pass accurately and some pretty boy? Come on. She needs to learn about real men and what they can do.
By Sevenmack, on October 18, 2007 06:18:18
Maybe now that she and Romo are split up he can actually learn to throw a football now.
And when Carrie gets in Lucy Pinder's league, please let us know. Thanks.
By Jennifer, on October 18, 2007 06:23:08
She'd better key his car before he cheats.
By poops, on October 18, 2007 06:48:08
its spelled rufies BTW
By grammer police, on October 18, 2007 07:34:22
Oh my god, she is GORGEOUS and has an amazing voice!! You are all wrong wrong wrong.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 07:41:16
"he has cool hair"
Yep, that'll do it!
Good job, Carrie.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 07:55:59
Beautiful girl, but she doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the tool shed.
By Mrs. Depp, on October 18, 2007 07:56:26
She is just beautiful.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:10:11
So how long before Carrie does what the other naturally beautiful have done (Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson) and starts screwing around with her looks with plastic surgery?
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:11:24
I'd give her a pearl necklace.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 09:33:01
Thank God Romo didn't let her F up this season like she did last year. Damn blonde Yoko.
Go Cowboys!! (Don't worry about that Patriots loss. They were undoubtedly cheating.)
By tom landry, on October 18, 2007 09:45:35
I wish black girls were as hot as her. I hate white girls for not looking like monkeys. I hate that evolution skipped my family. Gorillas are sexy.
By Prettyboy, on October 17, 2007 20:42:46
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I love white trash. I usually don't waste time insult those who are at the bottom of my shoe. There's just no point.
By Prettyboy, on October 18, 2007 11:51:23
Isn't she really religious? Like, Bible Belt Christian religious? That's not a very attractive quality.
By catman, on October 18, 2007 12:44:34
I bet her vagina is immaculate. just perfect, not an an unsightly long hair or odd smell...it just smells like sunflowers and happiness.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 12:55:16
I agree with the poster that said she is pretty but not sexy. Just something bland about her face...doesn't do anything for me. Just looks caked with makeup. I'd do her but it's nothing to write home about. Nice to know how shallow she is too. "He has cool hair and is a nice height." Are you breading a horse or dating a guy? Excellent reasons to be with someone Carrie. If I were interviewed and gave such vain answers as to why I liked a girl everyone would jump all over me... "Umm, yeah, we met and she's got long legs, a tight ass and an amazing rack." That would go over well.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2007 15:30:47
CARRIE should pose named and show her fans her country lovin holes yyyeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaawww
By Jess, on October 18, 2007 18:15:21
I agree that ultra-religious girls aren't all that great.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 02:14:59
I can't stand her country yodeling. To me, she'd sound better by trying to push sounds out the side of her mouth while choking on a large schlong.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 06:15:40
I think the girl in the background was stifling laughter.
By Court C, on October 19, 2007 10:57:47
*with a dramatic voice*
UNDERWOOD IS HERE!
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 14:57:43
Freak.
By TheExpatriot, on October 19, 2007 14:59:40
What's wrong with ultra-religious girls? You know what they say~~lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. Why do you think so many preacher's kids end up on Girls Gone Wild or Crazy Street Fights videos?
By Jennifer, on October 22, 2007 10:49:22
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