I get a weird sensation this chick is Carol Brady from 1968! ...In a dike kind of way. I still want the pig from the wedding shot and when I get her she will be called Eunice.
Wow. Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel. Sexist? hmmm...in a very Lorena Bobbitt way, I suppose. Except instead of a knife, the frost would do the trick.
Someone should tell her that it's now OK to admit you're Sarf Efrican, but she even had the accentectotmy, and doesn't even pronounce her name correctly any more. ("Theron" has a hard T, like "Thomas", back in Benoni.)
She is amazingly sexy. She's even sexy in In the Valley of Elah, where she's glammed down as a cop. But yeah, there is that Monster role. Thanks for reminding me, Under man.
No, Natalie Portman showed that disgusting ass and Esquire made her live in China- tehy knew she'd lose her balance upside-down and tumble into outer space.
I have to agree with most posters. What sexy means is different from person to person. I think Charlize Theron id beautiful but I don't get the over riding desire to fuck her. Scarlette Johanson is hot though ... something about her screams Brigette Bardot .. maybe the boobs ... I'd go lesbian for her ...
JENNIFER CONNELLY used to be hot years ago now she is flat chested watch that stupid movie THE ROCKETTEAR her boobs and ass were fantastic now she is flat ass and tits no good so if you want to jank it to her watch her old movies , pervs
Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Lindsay Lohan are the only sexy actresses, the only timeless beauties, though I still feel Lindsay is just a kid and my brain refuses to picture her naked.
Gyllenhaal, Portman, Scarlett, they do nothing for me. Maybe because I'm not Jewish. Civilian women are much hotter these days, in Los Angeles at least. It's almost like everyone is a movie star... Except the movie stars.
Gorgeous, natural, worthy of most beautiful title.
However, in this functionally illiterate country, somehow, the definitions of beauty and sexy have been smeared together..like chopped chicken liver on an everything bagel. Mush. The good 'ol media in the US of A just keeps getting dumber and dumber.
Sexy and beautiful have been so mixed and rammed down our throats by the media as having to be the unfortunate collision of the qualities of some impossible plastic surgeried, botoxed, silicone filled, airbrushed, made-up clone who looks like a concentration camp refugee. Why so many people, ESPECIALLY WOMEN buy into this trustingly and blindly is a travesty. Two grand for a minimally fashionable purse my ASS. Have to say it, but women have sent themselves back to sufferage and slavery with this constant and appalling self centeredness about their looks and bodies. Vain vain vain. No substance of character there; no time; too busy with themselves. If I were a man, I wouldn't hang around past the goal of sex. Who the hell wants to listen to insistent bitching and carping about how the woman looks? Makes me pissed off and sorry to share my gender with them. Oh, and AS IF that screeching murderous classless foul mouthed boor Hillary is any argument for progress for the equality of women. Don't even go there. A woman has to (badly) act like a man to be in authority? Um, no.
Would rather see elegant, classy, intelligent Charlize, Scarlett, Harvard educated Natalie Portman run for prez, if we were looking for one in Hollyweird. Oh wait, I think only Scarlett was born here in the US which qualifies only her for the top job.
Just give her the hooker uniform: -black eyeliner -red lipstick -doorknocker earrings -pushup bra -miniskirt -ripped fishnets -stilettos -fake nails -cheap perfume
i heard from a deejay friend of mine that while leo de caprio was down here in South Africa shooting blood diamond, he asked him who was the best lay he had and he said Jessica Alba was the worst and Charlize was an animal in bed.
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Leave Your CommentYep, I'll buy it. Love her.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:03:34
I get a weird sensation this chick is Carol Brady from 1968! ...In a dike kind of way. I still want the pig from the wedding shot and when I get her she will be called Eunice.
By CHESTER, on October 10, 2007 11:03:54
"but sex with her would probably be like a trip to the museum. Cold, boring, and you wouldn't be allowed to touch anything."
I see that someones been watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off. In your next post are you going to claim that you're the "sausage king of Chicago?"
By Andy, on October 10, 2007 11:06:05
STFU, "Andy" He was obviously alluding to that movie quote. Don't point out the obvious.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:10:21
^^At least "Andy" has enough balls to identify himself when posting a comment, unlike yourself douchebag.
By rip, on October 10, 2007 11:26:42
Andy didn't identify himself. Andy linked to IMDB. Who's the douchebag now?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:27:50
Wow. Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel. Sexist? hmmm...in a very Lorena Bobbitt way, I suppose. Except instead of a knife, the frost would do the trick.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:30:54
i am the sausage king of chicago.
By rip, on October 10, 2007 11:31:34
Andy,
I'm the "Sausage King of Chicago". I was going to save it for tomorrow like you said, but why wait?
By Todd, on October 10, 2007 11:34:21
Stop attacking eachother and get back to ripping on the celebutards, boys!!!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 12:02:16
Kind of hard to think of her as hot after seeing her in that movie Monster. ICk.
By Under man, on October 10, 2007 12:07:58
Kind of hard to think of her as hot after seeing her in that movie Monster. ICk.
By Under man, on October 10, 2007 12:08:10
Hottest African I ever seen.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 12:21:52
FOODFIGHT!!!
By CHESTER, on October 10, 2007 12:22:02
She does exactly nothing for me.
By poops, on October 10, 2007 12:26:56
Someone should tell her that it's now OK to admit you're Sarf Efrican, but she even had the accentectotmy, and doesn't even pronounce her name correctly any more. ("Theron" has a hard T, like "Thomas", back in Benoni.)
By brian t, on October 10, 2007 12:44:05
I have to agree with the majority here.....she's really pretty, but not hot at all. If that makes sense. Maybe if she had bigger boobs. Or a sex tape.
By Jim, on October 10, 2007 12:48:37
Too skinny!
By T, on October 10, 2007 13:01:47
Nothing a small breast implant couldn't fix.
By Donkey Punch, on October 10, 2007 13:02:28
She is amazingly sexy. She's even sexy in In the Valley of Elah, where she's glammed down as a cop.
But yeah, there is that Monster role. Thanks for reminding me, Under man.
By catman, on October 10, 2007 13:15:38
Not my taste. Maybe 5 years ago.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 13:46:19
NOW SHE IS AN AFRICAN AMERICAN not the blacks ,hey you are just black ok deal with it bitches be happy with that ,and yes it will be cold to fuck her
By Stewie, on October 10, 2007 15:33:52
Charlize Theron's the sexiest woman alive? What, did Natalie Portman die or something?
By Tony, on October 10, 2007 15:43:29
cute, yes, sexy? No way
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 15:46:34
I bet she gets the KILLER weed, mon.
By Dashiell Hayward Josiahson, on October 10, 2007 16:15:18
No, Natalie Portman showed that disgusting ass and Esquire made her live in China- tehy knew she'd lose her balance upside-down and tumble into outer space.
Worked.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 18:18:52
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero!"
By Cameron Frye, on October 10, 2007 18:27:16
Charlize T. is smokin' hot, no doubt. But the sexiest woman alive is Jennifer Connelly. No room for debate. Nuff said...
By Snarky McComments, on October 10, 2007 18:54:35
It's not that she isn't pretty, but she just has no sex appeal. It's like looking at your cousin or something. You just wouldn't go there
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 19:10:45
I have to agree with most posters. What sexy means is different from person to person. I think Charlize Theron id beautiful but I don't get the over riding desire to fuck her. Scarlette Johanson is hot though ... something about her screams Brigette Bardot .. maybe the boobs ... I'd go lesbian for her ...
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 19:40:18
Well...I think she needs to eat a few cartons of Ben & Jerry's and let those tits fill out a bit. Then she'll be a 10.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 20:14:19
JENNIFER CONNELLY used to be hot years ago now she is flat chested watch that stupid movie THE ROCKETTEAR her boobs and ass were fantastic now she is flat ass and tits no good so if you want to jank it to her watch her old movies , pervs
By dave, on October 10, 2007 20:42:05
Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Lindsay Lohan are the only sexy actresses, the only timeless beauties, though I still feel Lindsay is just a kid and my brain refuses to picture her naked.
Gyllenhaal, Portman, Scarlett, they do nothing for me. Maybe because I'm not Jewish. Civilian women are much hotter these days, in Los Angeles at least. It's almost like everyone is a movie star... Except the movie stars.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 21:38:44
Gorgeous, natural, worthy of most beautiful title.
However, in this functionally illiterate country, somehow, the definitions of beauty and sexy have been smeared together..like chopped chicken liver on an everything bagel. Mush. The good 'ol media in the US of A just keeps getting dumber and dumber.
Sexy and beautiful have been so mixed and rammed down our throats by the media as having to be the unfortunate collision of the qualities of some impossible plastic surgeried, botoxed, silicone filled, airbrushed, made-up clone who looks like a concentration camp refugee. Why so many people, ESPECIALLY WOMEN buy into this trustingly and blindly is a travesty. Two grand for a minimally fashionable purse my ASS. Have to say it, but women have sent themselves back to sufferage and slavery with this constant and appalling self centeredness about their looks and bodies. Vain vain vain. No substance of character there; no time; too busy with themselves. If I were a man, I wouldn't hang around past the goal of sex. Who the hell wants to listen to insistent bitching and carping about how the woman looks? Makes me pissed off and sorry to share my gender with them. Oh, and AS IF that screeching murderous classless foul mouthed boor Hillary is any argument for progress for the equality of women. Don't even go there. A woman has to (badly) act like a man to be in authority? Um, no.
Would rather see elegant, classy, intelligent Charlize, Scarlett, Harvard educated Natalie Portman run for prez, if we were looking for one in Hollyweird. Oh wait, I think only Scarlett was born here in the US which qualifies only her for the top job.
By sf, on October 10, 2007 22:06:43
If there are only those four names, that's a virtually flawless list.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 23:21:08
Just give her the hooker uniform:
-black eyeliner
-red lipstick
-doorknocker earrings
-pushup bra
-miniskirt
-ripped fishnets
-stilettos
-fake nails
-cheap perfume
Same goes for *good girls* Heigl & Portman.
By C.Sheen, on October 11, 2007 00:12:32
This post would have been a lot funnier if the picture was of her in Monster. When I look at her that is all I see now, can't see the lady underneath.
By Lysa, on October 11, 2007 10:53:00
dave, on October 10, 2007 20:42:05
Jennifer Connelly's boobs aren't as big as they used to be, but they're still big.
By Tony, on October 11, 2007 15:05:59
oh, she make me boneeeeeeeee
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:33:29
i heard from a deejay friend of mine that while leo de caprio was down here in South Africa shooting blood diamond, he asked him who was the best lay he had and he said Jessica Alba was the worst and Charlize was an animal in bed.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 02:23:21
Charlize is BEAUTIFUL!
By NELLIE, on October 12, 2007 20:29:08
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