She's not pregnant. Li'l Sean Preston and Jaden Kayden Raiden McFayden finally said "fuck this!" and crawled into the next pop star they saw in an effort to start over again.
that make-up mask makes me wanna punch her. How does she not get bored? or realize it makes her look older? or realize that freaking kabuki makeup doesn't do with jeans and a t-shirt? you know she rocks that shiz at the gym too...
Why does she always have to look so ghetto? She could be a really pretty girl without bleaching her and dressing like some Latin street-hoochie. Be natural for once...stop trying to look like a Rican crack whore.
She doesn't realize she's pregnant because she's used to always being stuffed like a turkey and by that I mean she takes it plenty in all her holes, and I'd have no problem replacing that thing and KFed her in the process.
I vote no on twins too. People have such a distorted view on what a pregnant woman should look like. People think women who are six months are relaly nine months and women who are nine months are huge when they've gained 20 pounds.
tabula rasa indeed. wish the poor little zygotes from spears ran up the crotch of xtina before it was too late. Cute comment, anon.
I can't help but envision the baby or babies of xtina and her large nosey husband coming out with all their baby hair bleached, and a big schmear of red lipstick on their lips, speaking in a tongue unknown to man called Spingyiddish.
I have never seen a more sour faced pregnant woman in my life than this other popfart. Perhaps once she becomes a mother she will start dressing with a bit of taste, and covering those giant awful boob balloons up. We can dream.
I dont get her, shes not hiding it yet she wont announce it either. I know she wants privacy and she figures that everyone will notice she is pregnant so why bother to announce it but its so ridiculous because its really plain to see that she has been pregnant for quite sometime so she might as well say we are pregnant and leave it at that. They prolly wont announce the birth either. We will prolly see her and her fug husband running around town with a new baby one day. Like see, we had a baby but we will still not announce it because its obvious...
It's not twins. "E" made a comment that her "twins" are growing... and they were talking about her boobs getting bigger. But now everyone thinks she's pregnant with twins.
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Leave Your CommentShe's not pregnant. Li'l Sean Preston and Jaden Kayden Raiden McFayden finally said "fuck this!" and crawled into the next pop star they saw in an effort to start over again.
Tabula rasa, li'l buddies.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 10:37:06
that make-up mask makes me wanna punch her. How does she not get bored? or realize it makes her look older? or realize that freaking kabuki makeup doesn't do with jeans and a t-shirt? you know she rocks that shiz at the gym too...
By MMB, on October 29, 2007 11:04:10
Why does she always have to look so ghetto? She could be a really pretty girl without bleaching her and dressing like some Latin street-hoochie. Be natural for once...stop trying to look like a Rican crack whore.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:27:21
wow, Dumbo sure is packing on the "sympathy" weight.
By Cox Rocker, on October 29, 2007 11:27:31
SHE IS NOT PREGNANT SHE IS JUST BIG BONE
By CARTMAN, on October 29, 2007 11:38:46
prego women are supposedly beautiful and all that...what a lotta bunk.....
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:41:10
let's pray that the baby (or babies) don't look anything like HIM.
By Jennifer, on October 29, 2007 11:58:14
Would you admit it if you got knocked up by Gollum?....that thing is going to burst out of her stomach like something out of Aliens.
By Meg, on October 29, 2007 13:18:53
She doesn't realize she's pregnant because she's used to always being stuffed like a turkey and by that I mean she takes it plenty in all her holes, and I'd have no problem replacing that thing and KFed her in the process.
By U Made Me Cum, on October 29, 2007 13:20:36
When a celebrity is pregnant, there is always a rumor that they're having twins.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 13:28:16
She seems happy, good for her.
hope she won't go crazy like Brit
By Hunter Nell, on October 29, 2007 14:59:33
well if she was having twins, she'd be as big as a house by now and on bedrest cuz she's tiny. so im gonna have to go with no on this rumor.
By Niecy, on October 29, 2007 15:27:53
I vote no on twins too. People have such a distorted view on what a pregnant woman should look like. People think women who are six months are relaly nine months and women who are nine months are huge when they've gained 20 pounds.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 15:55:51
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHRISTINA...STOP TROWELING ON THE MAKEUP!
By T, on October 29, 2007 16:08:38
I had twins and at 4 months pregnant people were asking how many more days I had. You get seriously big with twins. She, is not.
By Janey, on October 29, 2007 19:22:27
I second that. I have twin boys and before my 5th month I thought I was going to pop. My vote is also no on twins.
By Jennifer, on October 29, 2007 21:27:40
tabula rasa indeed. wish the poor little zygotes from spears ran up the crotch of xtina before it was too late. Cute comment, anon.
I can't help but envision the baby or babies of xtina and her large nosey husband coming out with all their baby hair bleached, and a big schmear of red lipstick on their lips, speaking in a tongue unknown to man called Spingyiddish.
I have never seen a more sour faced pregnant woman in my life than this other popfart. Perhaps once she becomes a mother she will start dressing with a bit of taste, and covering those giant awful boob balloons up. We can dream.
By SW, on October 29, 2007 22:43:45
She isn't pregnant. Well, not with human babies, anyway.
She lost a bet with Paris and is gestating 12 clones of Tinkerbell.
If you look really close, you can see the extra nipples forming.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 01:03:03
I dont get her, shes not hiding it yet she wont announce it either. I know she wants privacy and she figures that everyone will notice she is pregnant so why bother to announce it but its so ridiculous because its really plain to see that she has been pregnant for quite sometime so she might as well say we are pregnant and leave it at that. They prolly wont announce the birth either. We will prolly see her and her fug husband running around town with a new baby one day. Like see, we had a baby but we will still not announce it because its obvious...
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 06:33:49
It's not twins. "E" made a comment that her "twins" are growing... and they were talking about her boobs getting bigger. But now everyone thinks she's pregnant with twins.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:12:35
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