michelle has got to be one of the least attractive people i have ever seen. i would rather stick my tongue in a warty asshole than be within 2 feet of her.
All three of those beasts are repulsive. Bonaduce is pathetic. Always has been. Why won't he just fade away like all of the other talentless adult products of previously semi talented child actors? And who are these other people again?
I would take getting punched in the face by Bonaduce any day of the week (and twice on Sunday) than even look at that chick and anyone who follows my posts on this site knows that my standards are very, VERY low.
You could almost tell Bonaduce hadn't thought about the self-defense angle until the camera guy mentioned it. It's priceless! You can almost see the seized wheels struggling to catch a cog...
Self defence? Would that fly? I dunno...it might work, it might....Yeah! It'll work! Yeah, I'll just say he was coming at me fast and I didn't want to get hurt so I just did what any person would do to protect themselves! Son of a bitch bastard deserved it, but yeah....it was self defence!
Note to Danny: If you do intend on claiming self defence then clam up about how WussyBoy deserved to get hurt. If you are the subjugating factor in someone's fall, the fulcrum to his faceplant, then you want to make damned sure you don't go on record saying how much of an ass this guy is and how he deserved it. Why? Because any smart attorney will take that to mean that you could have let him down easy, but because you have a problem with this guy to begin with you chose to injure him instead. So shut up.
You've already got one assault under your belt. Toe the line, man. 'Cuz you've been flagged.
All steroid abusing men are closet homos. Everyone knows that. Danny is just pissed off that his "masculinity" was challenged and overreacted how any steroid closet homo would in this situation.
I don't know, if the guy really jumped on him like he said...I'd say it's justified. He could've diffused the situation in another way but in a split-second it's hard to think straight...
That chick looks like an Eskimo pirate hooker. You could crease paper with her crotch crack. To snark further, her teeth look like candy corns. The stain on the front of her whore suit looks prettier than she does. Here's yo momma and her cameltoe: http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/fat-cameltoe.jpg
p.s. the rule still stands; don't wear white after labor day, bitch.
While none of these people are anything but loathsome, I too, am team bonaduce. I can finally say he has done something with his life - kick the shit out of that whiny little pussy fairplay.
TMZ has the video. No fight. The guy jumped Danny and dry humped him and Danny did the right thing by tossing him. Danny will NEVER get convicted. That isn't assault.
Thanks, 13:42. It's not "Dancing Queen" though. I was mistaken about that. It was from an ABBA DVD I saw them playing in Virgin Megastore. This is the closet I could find on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1zlCV-ayo8
Now imagine her wearing the same white jumpsuit, but shot from below, literally between her legs, while she looks down at the camera. It had my eyes popping out. Still, it wasn't puffy-freaky like this girl's.
THAT WAS NO SELF DEFENCE SHIT , HE JUST TOSSED HIM BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT THE OTHER ASSHOLE DIN'T ATTACKED HIM SO HE WILL GO TO JAIL FOR THIS SHIT NO BIGGIE
i'm seriously sick to be stomach after watching this. i've already forgotten what sort of d list star reunion this was, but everyone there seems like a certified asshole, especially bonaduce, no matter who the person is (and i have no idea who this johnny fairplay person is, but seriously, in the two seconds of the video he didn't seem that bad.) anyway, you don't break someone's face and then walk around stage like some WWF star. or i guess you do. it must be the roids.
Seeing as how Fairplay does that fake professional wrestling shit, you'd think he'd know how to fall properly when being tossed. It almost looked scripted, except for the face into the floor part.
That video was so funny I had to watch it again - did he lose s show in the toss? It sorta looked like dwarf tossing to me. Yes - drunken 'roid rage gingers are scary but so are blonde curly-haired cocknoses. Go Danny!
I can't believe I'm the only one that likes Michelle. She's adorable. She's the Bettie Page of cameltoe -- look how unashamed she is, how fun and energetic and innocent in her labia-baring shenanigans.
What a dilemma. Do I have to pick sides ? Do I really have to choose between a giant douche and has-been psycho roid freak ? If I was the judge, I'd just throw my hands up and just give them both the death penalty.
Fairplay is a douche, yes, but Danny hesitated before throwing him off. "Velocity of Fairplay running full speed." My ass. Bonaduce is a big douche too. Fairplay was barely running towards him.
Ving Rhames would have fed Fairplay to one of his dogs. I hear Douchie-Treats are the new hip thing for celebrity pooches. Not only do they run, giving the dogs valuable exercise time, but they also make the cutest little squeaky noise when they're being chewed.
The guy jumped on Danny and he simply tossed him off. It's Fairplay's fault that he landed on his face. No court in America will convict Danny Bonaduce for this incident.
Maybe Johnny Fairplay can go cry to his dead grandmother (which is the gag he's famous for on Survivor). If you people knew who he was, you'd hate him and praise Danny for tossing his skinny, worthless ass.
Wahoo Danny Bonaduce. I could not remember where I had seen Johnny Fairplay before, so I looked him up on Wikipedia, and then I remembered. He was the asshat who was so despised on Survivor. He was an unbelievable liar, and he had a friend come on the show, and tell him his grandmother had died, and JF acted all torn up, and got sympathy. But in fact, his grandmother was alive, and he and his friend had worked out this stunt beforehand. Here's what Jeff Probst had to say about him: "... [then] you have Jonny Fairplay, who's completely despicable. It was actually fun to work with Fairplay on the show because he's a producer's dream. When he shows up drunk or flips somebody off, he's bringing you gold every time. I wish we had a Jonny Fairplay every season. Personally, however, he's an absolute jackass whose actions at the Vanuatu finale after-party pissed me off so much that he's banned from any event that I'm at from now on. I'm done with Jonny Fairplay."
I say he had it coming, and clearly Danny Bonaduce (who I can't STAND, by the way) didn't intend to really hurt him.
Okay I have to admit I haven't a clue as to who Johnny Fairplay is or the ugly bitch in the pics..of course everyone knows who Danny is he makes sure we can never forget his ugly mug. It was kind of a hulk like moment for him..
BONADOUCHEBAG did the right thing by tossing that asshole he was crying like a little bitch outside wwwwaaaaahhhhh waahh ,hahaha he deserved it piece of garbage
Hey 17:25, I think Ving would have called a couple of pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on that piece of shit with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. But maybe that's just MY assumption.
That chick looks like an Eskimo pirate hooker. You could crease paper with her crotch crack. To snark further, her teeth look like candy corns. The stain on the front of her whore suit looks prettier than she does. Here's yo momma and her cameltoe: http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/fat-cameltoe.jpg
p.s. the rule still stands; don't wear white after labor day, bitch.
Oh come on Mandi - you KNOW how hard it is to keep white stuff clean...
Danny was totally in the right... hes a grown man, you can't do that to someone you're not friends with, and expect them to let you dry hump them for laughs..wtf. And I don't know if there was a category for grossest camel toe, but Michelle should have won if there is. She looked totally cracked out, what a difference a couple of years makes.
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Leave Your Commentthat's some primo cameltoe right there
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 10:42:30
michelle has got to be one of the least attractive people i have ever seen. i would rather stick my tongue in a warty asshole than be within 2 feet of her.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 10:47:15
i thought she was lesbian? and what's with that outfit?
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 10:49:06
Holy shit it's the abominable cameltoe!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 10:49:48
she's bisexual. i remember being confused about what the big deal was that she came out as a bisexual on TV. whatever.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 10:51:16
she pretty fugly. i dont think the camel hoof helps her any.
TEAM BONADUCE!
By hate hollywood, on October 3, 2007 11:05:08
All three of those beasts are repulsive. Bonaduce is pathetic. Always has been. Why won't he just fade away like all of the other talentless adult products of previously semi talented child actors? And who are these other people again?
By pervertedeeyore, on October 3, 2007 11:18:19
That girl's crotch has more personality than the other people in this story all put together.
I haven't seen toe like that since the video for Dancing Queen. Was her vagina attacked by bees?
God help me, I'm getting turned on.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 11:20:47
I would take getting punched in the face by Bonaduce any day of the week (and twice on Sunday) than even look at that chick and anyone who follows my posts on this site knows that my standards are very, VERY low.
By TheBig28, on October 3, 2007 11:24:33
She's hideous, and he's half-retarded. Let's hope they choose adoption.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 11:31:07
Her voice drives me insane. She'll be whatever you want her to, to get attention. ANY attention.
By Tazznum1, on October 3, 2007 11:37:25
You could almost tell Bonaduce hadn't thought about the self-defense angle until the camera guy mentioned it. It's priceless! You can almost see the seized wheels struggling to catch a cog...
Self defence? Would that fly? I dunno...it might work, it might....Yeah! It'll work! Yeah, I'll just say he was coming at me fast and I didn't want to get hurt so I just did what any person would do to protect themselves! Son of a bitch bastard deserved it, but yeah....it was self defence!
Note to Danny: If you do intend on claiming self defence then clam up about how WussyBoy deserved to get hurt. If you are the subjugating factor in someone's fall, the fulcrum to his faceplant, then you want to make damned sure you don't go on record saying how much of an ass this guy is and how he deserved it. Why? Because any smart attorney will take that to mean that you could have let him down easy, but because you have a problem with this guy to begin with you chose to injure him instead. So shut up.
You've already got one assault under your belt. Toe the line, man. 'Cuz you've been flagged.
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2007 11:40:58
All steroid abusing men are closet homos. Everyone knows that. Danny is just pissed off that his "masculinity" was challenged and overreacted how any steroid closet homo would in this situation.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 11:43:43
I don't know, if the guy really jumped on him like he said...I'd say it's justified. He could've diffused the situation in another way but in a split-second it's hard to think straight...
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 12:02:38
That chick looks like an Eskimo pirate hooker. You could crease paper with her crotch crack. To snark further, her teeth look like candy corns. The stain on the front of her whore suit looks prettier than she does.
Here's yo momma and her cameltoe:
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/fat-cameltoe.jpg
p.s. the rule still stands; don't wear white after labor day, bitch.
By Mandi Maine, on October 3, 2007 12:13:16
Danny's an ass, yes, but Fairplay is a huge douche.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 12:13:19
I'd hit that like the Eskimo pirate hooker angry GOD!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 12:26:46
Who is that blonde goldilocks fag? I would have punched him too.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 12:40:45
besides the stained/crazy outfit and bad nails...her skin is bad and her teeth are very yellow. So unattractive
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 13:08:46
Can't respond. Must do ab crunches.
By Kacky, on October 3, 2007 13:11:55
While none of these people are anything but loathsome, I too, am team bonaduce. I can finally say he has done something with his life - kick the shit out of that whiny little pussy fairplay.
By Noxx, on October 3, 2007 13:19:39
TMZ has the video. No fight. The guy jumped Danny and dry humped him and Danny did the right thing by tossing him. Danny will NEVER get convicted. That isn't assault.
By chuggdog, on October 3, 2007 13:31:33
I don't know who this Fairplay guy is (first time I've even heard the name), but I somehow find him and his girl very disgusting.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 13:41:20
That girl's crotch has more personality than the other people in this story all put together.
I haven't seen toe like that since the video for Dancing Queen. Was her vagina attacked by bees?
God help me, I'm getting turned on.
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hahahahahaha....that was funny. I'm going to have to go back and look at that Dancing Queen video now!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 13:42:04
If you watch the interview with Johnny atfterwards, he is so overexagerating. Hah.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 13:58:10
Finally saw the video. Fairplay wanted another 2 minutes of fame for "humping Bonaduce." Good to see he got tossed like a puppet.
By Tazznum1, on October 3, 2007 14:01:32
Thanks, 13:42. It's not "Dancing Queen" though. I was mistaken about that. It was from an ABBA DVD I saw them playing in Virgin Megastore. This is the closet I could find on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1zlCV-ayo8
Now imagine her wearing the same white jumpsuit, but shot from below, literally between her legs, while she looks down at the camera. It had my eyes popping out. Still, it wasn't puffy-freaky like this girl's.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:03:03
I'da dumped the little fag for humping me too.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:05:23
THAT WAS NO SELF DEFENCE SHIT , HE JUST TOSSED HIM BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT THE OTHER ASSHOLE DIN'T ATTACKED HIM SO HE WILL GO TO JAIL FOR THIS SHIT NO BIGGIE
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:20:15
i'm seriously sick to be stomach after watching this. i've already forgotten what sort of d list star reunion this was, but everyone there seems like a certified asshole, especially bonaduce, no matter who the person is (and i have no idea who this johnny fairplay person is, but seriously, in the two seconds of the video he didn't seem that bad.) anyway, you don't break someone's face and then walk around stage like some WWF star. or i guess you do. it must be the roids.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:20:52
NEWS FLASH: Bonaduce is a dick.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:29:36
Seeing as how Fairplay does that fake professional wrestling shit, you'd think he'd know how to fall properly when being tossed. It almost looked scripted, except for the face into the floor part.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:30:21
STEROIDS!
Danny is still short and gay.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:30:57
Wow. The Dooch looked trashed in that video. I'm shocked that the two of them didn't tumble to the stage floor when Fairplay jumped on him.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:31:57
More proof that all Ginger Kids are psycho and should be exterminated.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:35:14
Serve Fairplay right. Dude is a dick and nerd.
By Prettyboy, on October 3, 2007 14:35:59
That ugly bitch has one fat vagina.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:42:37
That video was so funny I had to watch it again - did he lose s show in the toss? It sorta looked like dwarf tossing to me. Yes - drunken 'roid rage gingers are scary but so are blonde curly-haired cocknoses.
Go Danny!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:58:02
I can't believe I'm the only one that likes Michelle. She's adorable. She's the Bettie Page of cameltoe -- look how unashamed she is, how fun and energetic and innocent in her labia-baring shenanigans.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 15:31:22
i thought she was a lesbian too? But I also thought Jonny Fairplay was gay so???
By Anette, on October 3, 2007 15:40:00
What a dilemma. Do I have to pick sides ? Do I really have to choose between a giant douche and has-been psycho roid freak ? If I was the judge, I'd just throw my hands up and just give them both the death penalty.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 15:47:58
^ LOLOLOLOLOL!!! :D
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 15:49:28
My bets are on the steroid freak. Next up on Celebrity Boxing: Bonaduce vs. Hulk Hogan.
By Jenn, on October 3, 2007 16:00:39
LOL. Team Bonaduce on this one.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 17:04:28
Johnny Fairplay's bitch is ugly. She knows that, right?
By Tony, on October 3, 2007 17:05:15
Extremely disappointed this wasn't even funny watching one moron toss another moron on his head.
By helen, on October 3, 2007 17:20:03
Fairplay had that coming to him. In fact, he got off easy.
What do you think Ving Rhames would have done to Fairplay?
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 17:25:43
Fairplay is a douche, yes, but Danny hesitated before throwing him off. "Velocity of Fairplay running full speed." My ass. Bonaduce is a big douche too. Fairplay was barely running towards him.
By Jessica, on October 3, 2007 17:29:07
I say deport all 3 of them to the Antarctic.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 17:33:29
Ving Rhames would have fed Fairplay to one of his dogs. I hear Douchie-Treats are the new hip thing for celebrity pooches. Not only do they run, giving the dogs valuable exercise time, but they also make the cutest little squeaky noise when they're being chewed.
Michael Vick swears by 'em.
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2007 17:41:48
NEWSFLASH Dumbasses:
The guy jumped on Danny and he simply tossed him off. It's Fairplay's fault that he landed on his face. No court in America will convict Danny Bonaduce for this incident.
Maybe Johnny Fairplay can go cry to his dead grandmother (which is the gag he's famous for on Survivor). If you people knew who he was, you'd hate him and praise Danny for tossing his skinny, worthless ass.
I am totally on Danny's side for this one.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 19:23:27
Michelle must be Fairplay's dead grandmother. Damn, what an ugly woman.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 19:32:15
Yeah...I've got a couple of words for baby mama...Crest Whitestrips.
By J.C., on October 3, 2007 19:39:48
Wahoo Danny Bonaduce. I could not remember where I had seen Johnny Fairplay before, so I looked him up on Wikipedia, and then I remembered. He was the asshat who was so despised on Survivor. He was an unbelievable liar, and he had a friend come on the show, and tell him his grandmother had died, and JF acted all torn up, and got sympathy. But in fact, his grandmother was alive, and he and his friend had worked out this stunt beforehand. Here's what Jeff Probst had to say about him: "... [then] you have Jonny Fairplay, who's completely despicable. It was actually fun to work with Fairplay on the show because he's a producer's dream. When he shows up drunk or flips somebody off, he's bringing you gold every time. I wish we had a Jonny Fairplay every season. Personally, however, he's an absolute jackass whose actions at the Vanuatu finale after-party pissed me off so much that he's banned from any event that I'm at from now on. I'm done with Jonny Fairplay."
I say he had it coming, and clearly Danny Bonaduce (who I can't STAND, by the way) didn't intend to really hurt him.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 20:15:00
I'd just like to say that Bonaduce looks like a guy who took my tickets and let me on the Tilt A Whirl once.
By pervertedeeyore, on October 3, 2007 21:38:31
I dont care who those idiots are but that was video was awesome.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 05:50:49
Okay I have to admit I haven't a clue as to who Johnny Fairplay is or the ugly bitch in the pics..of course everyone knows who Danny is he makes sure we can never forget his ugly mug.
It was kind of a hulk like moment for him..
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 05:53:52
TEAM BONADUCE AGAIN! i never saw the second video until now. I would have done the same thing to that douche! Get the hell off of me pansy!
By hates hollywood, on October 4, 2007 08:25:58
BONADOUCHEBAG did the right thing by tossing that asshole he was crying like a little bitch outside wwwwaaaaahhhhh waahh ,hahaha he deserved it piece of garbage
By Richard, on October 4, 2007 15:34:32
Hey 17:25, I think Ving would have called a couple of pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on that piece of shit with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. But maybe that's just MY assumption.
By Jennifer, on October 4, 2007 18:17:50
That chick looks like an Eskimo pirate hooker. You could crease paper with her crotch crack. To snark further, her teeth look like candy corns. The stain on the front of her whore suit looks prettier than she does.
Here's yo momma and her cameltoe:
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/fat-cameltoe.jpg
p.s. the rule still stands; don't wear white after labor day, bitch.
Oh come on Mandi - you KNOW how hard it is to keep white stuff clean...
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 00:11:26
Danny was totally in the right... hes a grown man, you can't do that to someone you're not friends with, and expect them to let you dry hump them for laughs..wtf. And I don't know if there was a category for grossest camel toe, but Michelle should have won if there is. She looked totally cracked out, what a difference a couple of years makes.
By gGirlNYC, on October 7, 2007 14:29:18
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