I've always preferred Leno over Letterman...but holy hell I'm leaning towards Dave just for that. Finally somebody that treats her like the talentless, waste of space moron she is.
By the way, something that nobody will notice cause of Dave completely burning her...what the hell was that walk onto the set? Was she so stoned (erm, wait, not stoned, she doesn't smoke out, forgot about that :/) she thought that she was at a fashion show or something?
If she's smart she does do what Dave was telling her and start to become a role model by becoming an advocate on cleaning up your life. But that would be too boring for the tabloids I guess.
He used to do that a lot more on his old show, when conceited celebs would show up and act like they were princesses instead of guests. She got exactly what she deserved, but I'm sure some folks will say here that he was too mean. I'm just glad that side of Dave still exists.
she looked like she was ready to set him on fire, haha. he totally made her look like a retard, she knew it, and she just had to sit there and take it on national television.
I watched this live friday night, and I giggled through the entire thing. After watching it I knew I'd see it on this site today. She looked soooo pissed. Love you dave!
it must suck to be nearing age 30 and having grown men talk to you like you're in kindergarten. not that paris is bright enough to realize that's embarrassing.
Did you see how much she was fidgeting? I think I saw smoke coming off of the bottoms of her shoes....
I'm glad that Dave fucking showed her up. And everyone's right...if it would have been any other show, they'd been kissing her ass. The only thing that would have made it better was if Conan would have done it.
Holy crap! That was the verbal equivalent of having a flaming pineapple jammed up your ass. I knew there was trouble coming when he said "my next guest is a woman of many talents" in that tone of voice that he uses when he doesn't believe a word of what's coming out of his own mouth.
Oh please, it wasn't that bad. Don't do the crime if you don't want to have to talk about it on television. He made some jokes, asked some silly questions, and then plugged her shit. She shouldn't be complaining.
Ok, that was a LITTLE harsh. Come on! She's a young girl with absent idiots for parents! Why didn't Dave have her mommy dearest on the show instead? He pretty much wasted the whole segment, the questions were insulting but only because they were so stupid.
Remember back when Tori Spelling's mom, Candy Spelling, took out an ad in teh paper telling Paris that she's made a good living off of being treated differently? To bluntly paraphrase, she said that sometimes the publicity you seek doesn't go the way you want, so you should learn to deal with it and to suck it up. Paris should listen to Candy, because, just like the rest of the world, sometimes you can't have everything you want. I think that is a lesson long withheld from Paris and her rich, spoiled peers.
He could have gone further... I'd love to see her crying on TV or walking out, or the audience just tearing her apart. Dave had the same spirit (no pun intended), but he didn't kick her enough.
Enough is enough! Folks need to quit picking on Paris. Maybe she is kinda hideous and sooooo easy to dislike. And maybe she is an ex-con, but who isn't these days? And it's not like you've never had a prescription for Valtrex, have you Bubbie? As if!
So come on people, give her a break. Get her back and start looking out for her. Like I do...
SHE IS A LIAR, A DRUG USER AND THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD...NICE REALITY CHECK!!! I LOVE YOU DAVE! SHE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THE WAY SHE TREATS OTHER PEOPLE - BRAVO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DAVE!!!
She's not THAT young. AT 26 she should be MUCH more mature. If she had a brain she would have walked off the show instead of letting him walk all over her. She's prolly too dumb to understand the insult. What a waste of skin that Paris is...
I don't even think he was that bad, in fact, I think he was trying TO HELP HER! He was sort of trying to get her to say "I drove with intoxicated, and that is very dangerous and wrong and thousand die each year because of it. Now that I've served my time for punishment I want all of the young people out there to not make the same mistakes that I made." INSTEAD!, she says "It was very empowering, not I can do anything"!?! It was skydiving bitch, your a convict! Fuck you bitch, she sounds like she hasn't learned a damn thing!
12:41, the questions were stupid because they were keeping in accordance with Paris' comprehension level.
13:28, you need to start stalking Hayden Panty-Airs. She's a better role model.
And Joejoe, my darling...my good friends in the Big Apple have told me the out-of-sync audience laughter had everything to do with the "Laughter" signal light some happy dust bunny kept pushing. It's like the "Applause" light. Only funnier.
It started with "A woman of many talents" and didn't end until she stomped off stage. So I hear.
One has to wonder if Dave was in on the "Laughter". Hmmmmm....mind-boggling.
ummm paris is not a young girl. she's damn near 30 and should start acting so. there's a point in your adult life where you should stop blaming your parents as the cause of your behavior.
The "interview" was disgusting. David Letterman was beyond rude. He chose an easy target. The more fun she poked at her the worst he looked. I am boycotting the show for a while. I felt uneasy watching it, whatever the reasons to make fun of such character. She is already a victim of her own image, there is no need to degrade her as a human being. It was an angry interview and David showed no compassion. The public's reaction contributed to the lynching. He was a bully and people connect to that role because we've all experienced it before and see no fun in it. David belongs to the Hollywood establishment as well. What was he trying to prove exactly? In more than one way, he was the pot calling the kettle black. Paris Hilton wants publicity, doesn't David want ratings? Isn't that the same? Who is helping who exactly? Talk about an angry man taking advantage of a woman. This was the perfect definition for the expression CHEAP SHOT. David, watch your kids. Nobody can guarantee you that one day they won't end up doing the same mistakes. What then? Will you eat last night's "act"?
And what you said could be mistaken as a threat against Dave's child. And since Dave's already got a nice long history of taking idle talkers to court...
Oh come on. You people are such pushovers. That was not harsh at all. If she had half the class and intelligence she pretends to she would've happily taken the ridicule and made a joke out of it herself, and she might even have managed to give an interesting insight into the whole affair. I actually think Dave was hoping for something of that.
But, she didn't. Because she's a moron and deeply insecure with a Titanic-sized ego who's totally lost touch with reality.
I'm truly amazed there are people stupid enough to defend and admire her. Brings to mind the saying: "No one ever got poor under-estimating the intelligence of the masses."
Hate to say this, but I think Paris handled that interview pretty well. I am sure she could have made jokes about it, but instead she chose not to focus on it. Dave was pretty gentle in his ribbing, unlike Sarah Silverman was to her, and all in all she came out of that whole discussion without looking too stupid...which is amazing.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH that was awesome DAVE put that bitch in her place ,then he also made fun of her stupid perfume ,he was great that bitch went home and got wasted and cried lol
I am quite pissed at Dave for this. Has anyone here actaully been to prison? Do you know what it is actually like to be so scared and alone? Expecially for a young girl who was raised high class. I too went to jail for a stupid mistake, and as a pretty young girl myself from a upper class family....its traumatic and horrifying. I have PTSD from it, and I was only there 2 nights.
Do NOT judge her, you dont know what it is like. I still dont like talking about it, because I prefer not to think about it. as far as being unintelligent? Paris may be very intelligent....but how can you tell when assholes like Dave always just ask her inane stupid questions on talk shows? She played the ditz....so? I do to, and in fact I have a very high IQ and graduated with honors. Its just fun to play a ditz sometimes for laughs. Thats all she did. She wants to turn her life around and NOBODY will give her a chance and are flat out cruel to her. Have some humanity for christ sake, she is a person too with issues and flaws. Stop being so heartless and shallow....you're embarressing yourselves.
Oh and BTW, I am not some big Paris fan....I just know what it is like to go through what she did and never be able to forget it.
David Letterman has sucked ever since he moved to CBS. I grew up with Dave's old show and he's nowhere as good as he used to be. All he does now is ramble on with his liberal politics and craptacular jokes. I miss the old Dave.
Jessica, it should be expecially embarressing for you that with such a high IQ you can't spell and you waste your time standing up for jerks like Paris Hilton.
The sad part is that Paris thinks she is a "movie star" and a "singer" and a real Hollywood entertainer. The fact that she came on the show to Promote another retarded B movie and her stupid perfume line and expected Dave to take her seriously clearly shows how far from reality she really is. She got what she deserved which should have been a wake up call but she took it as an insult because she is stupid. If she doesn't want to be insulted for her stupidity then she should just go crawl in a hole and hide.
I'm not going to comment on whether the interview was good or bad, justified or cruel... Because frankly I don't care.
But in point of fact, the director of her new flick that she says, "did all the Saw movies," only did all of the Saw sequels. Co-creator of the original story James Wan actually directed the first film. It may seem like a stupid fact to point out, but I think it's stupid of her not to know the difference.
You don't know what's in a person's heart. How dare anybody judge what's in someone's heart. Yeah I'm sure I will be ripped for this but you all seem so jealous and happy to have seen that. I don't feel sorry for her but people like Paris Hilton get off on our negative feelings toward them.
Well, I've been on the phone all morning trying to arrange my little ghost hunting excursion. And as it turns out the company who has purchased the abandoned hospital site isn't too keen on my snooping around after dark. They're throwing around a lot of big words like "liability" and "inebriated" (which makes me wonder if I went to school with one of these guys...), and they're positively adamant that they won't let me go in there alone. Not at night, anyways.
So I regret to announce the haunted hospital tour is off. Unless I decide to flip 'em the bird and go by myself anyways. But I'm pretty sure they're on to me, so if I did go I'd probably find myself touring the haunted jail next door. And in the not-so-haunted courtroom Tuesday morning.
So Chantelle, Florida Girl, Uncle Bob (yes, there would have been at least one half decently endowed drunken college alum) thank you for offering. You guys were the only ones brave enough.
Way to go Letterman! Paris Hilton is a shit stained clown on the world stage. Talentless, egotistic - she needs to where the scarlet letter that is her life wherever she goes. David Letterman is to be venerated for berating this jester of sleeze.
A lot of us have been imprisoned and turned out, well disease free. Jessica and Paris are obvisouly idiots, try keeping your legs closed, you might be surprised at what you don't catch.
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Leave Your Commenther shoulders are broader than David Boston's.
By i don't like you in any way, on October 1, 2007 09:35:46
^Awesome ex-Arizona Cardinal reference.
Dave is fuckin awesome. She just sat there, squirming cuz he wasn't kissing her ass. Love it.
By Jim, on October 1, 2007 09:39:39
I've always preferred Leno over Letterman...but holy hell I'm leaning towards Dave just for that. Finally somebody that treats her like the talentless, waste of space moron she is.
By the way, something that nobody will notice cause of Dave completely burning her...what the hell was that walk onto the set? Was she so stoned (erm, wait, not stoned, she doesn't smoke out, forgot about that :/) she thought that she was at a fashion show or something?
If she's smart she does do what Dave was telling her and start to become a role model by becoming an advocate on cleaning up your life. But that would be too boring for the tabloids I guess.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:44:52
He used to do that a lot more on his old show, when conceited celebs would show up and act like they were princesses instead of guests. She got exactly what she deserved, but I'm sure some folks will say here that he was too mean. I'm just glad that side of Dave still exists.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:58:05
Dave, You're my hero.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:02:29
she looked like she was ready to set him on fire, haha. he totally made her look like a retard, she knew it, and she just had to sit there and take it on national television.
god, classic.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:07:17
that was not nice.
By jaye chino, on October 1, 2007 10:12:07
BABEALITY.
By robert doosh, on October 1, 2007 10:14:22
Omg, what made her "people" think appearing on the lettermen show would be a good idea? Not a brain cell among the whole bunch huh -lol-
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:16:37
Nice job Dave.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:19:09
I watched this live friday night, and I giggled through the entire thing. After watching it I knew I'd see it on this site today. She looked soooo pissed. Love you dave!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:28:29
um, i don't think we'll be seeing her on Letterman again any time soon. he pretty much verbally bitch-slapped her and she didn't even see it coming.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:29:07
Pretty sure that she had a 'boo hoo' in her dressing room after that. That makes me happy.
By Big L, on October 1, 2007 10:33:49
Way to go, Dave...
For me atleast, the best part was the scattered, out-of-place audience laughter at different times.
Dave: "Did you eat the boloney?"
(scattered audience laughter)
hahahha...
By joejoe, on October 1, 2007 10:34:00
it must suck to be nearing age 30 and having grown men talk to you like you're in kindergarten. not that paris is bright enough to realize that's embarrassing.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:35:14
Dave's cool. If that were Jay Leno, he would've had his head so far up her ass, he could've tasted her breakfast.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:36:32
her leg was bouncing up and down from being nervous so much i thought it would fly off.
By jason, on October 1, 2007 10:37:57
Did you see how much she was fidgeting? I think I saw smoke coming off of the bottoms of her shoes....
I'm glad that Dave fucking showed her up. And everyone's right...if it would have been any other show, they'd been kissing her ass. The only thing that would have made it better was if Conan would have done it.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 10:53:07
Holy crap! That was the verbal equivalent of having a flaming pineapple jammed up your ass. I knew there was trouble coming when he said "my next guest is a woman of many talents" in that tone of voice that he uses when he doesn't believe a word of what's coming out of his own mouth.
L. O. Fucking. L.
By Paris Hilton's Flaming Ass-Pineapple, on October 1, 2007 10:56:41
Loved it when she did that little pout and he apologized...then turned right around and burned her again.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:09:52
Oh please, it wasn't that bad. Don't do the crime if you don't want to have to talk about it on television. He made some jokes, asked some silly questions, and then plugged her shit. She shouldn't be complaining.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:35:33
Laughing.My.Ass.Off. That was great. Way to go, Dave!
By Jessica, on October 1, 2007 11:49:49
Ok, that was a LITTLE harsh. Come on! She's a young girl with absent idiots for parents! Why didn't Dave have her mommy dearest on the show instead? He pretty much wasted the whole segment, the questions were insulting but only because they were so stupid.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 12:41:07
hahahahaha dammnnnnnn she was pissed.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 12:43:51
Remember back when Tori Spelling's mom, Candy Spelling, took out an ad in teh paper telling Paris that she's made a good living off of being treated differently? To bluntly paraphrase, she said that sometimes the publicity you seek doesn't go the way you want, so you should learn to deal with it and to suck it up. Paris should listen to Candy, because, just like the rest of the world, sometimes you can't have everything you want. I think that is a lesson long withheld from Paris and her rich, spoiled peers.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:09:06
Loooove Dave!!
Leno slobbers over every female to a point where it's pathetic and creepy.
When Letterman thinks a woman is gorgeous, he just gets flushed and confused. It's cute. Not predatory like Leno.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:14:58
He could have gone further... I'd love to see her crying on TV or walking out, or the audience just tearing her apart. Dave had the same spirit (no pun intended), but he didn't kick her enough.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:20:26
Enough is enough! Folks need to quit picking on Paris. Maybe she is kinda hideous and sooooo easy to dislike. And maybe she is an ex-con, but who isn't these days? And it's not like you've never had a prescription for Valtrex, have you Bubbie? As if!
So come on people, give her a break. Get her back and start looking out for her. Like I do...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:28:02
SHE IS A LIAR, A DRUG USER AND THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD...NICE REALITY CHECK!!! I LOVE YOU DAVE! SHE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THE WAY SHE TREATS OTHER PEOPLE - BRAVO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DAVE!!!
By kar, on October 1, 2007 13:33:16
No brain, no headache.
By scott, on October 1, 2007 13:52:43
She's not THAT young. AT 26 she should be MUCH more mature. If she had a brain she would have walked off the show instead of letting him walk all over her. She's prolly too dumb to understand the insult. What a waste of skin that Paris is...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 14:02:35
I don't even think he was that bad, in fact, I think he was trying TO HELP HER! He was sort of trying to get her to say "I drove with intoxicated, and that is very dangerous and wrong and thousand die each year because of it. Now that I've served my time for punishment I want all of the young people out there to not make the same mistakes that I made."
INSTEAD!, she says "It was very empowering, not I can do anything"!?! It was skydiving bitch, your a convict! Fuck you bitch, she sounds like she hasn't learned a damn thing!
By Dewey CoxRox, on October 1, 2007 14:07:13
12:41, the questions were stupid because they were keeping in accordance with Paris' comprehension level.
13:28, you need to start stalking Hayden Panty-Airs. She's a better role model.
And Joejoe, my darling...my good friends in the Big Apple have told me the out-of-sync audience laughter had everything to do with the "Laughter" signal light some happy dust bunny kept pushing. It's like the "Applause" light. Only funnier.
It started with "A woman of many talents" and didn't end until she stomped off stage. So I hear.
One has to wonder if Dave was in on the "Laughter". Hmmmmm....mind-boggling.
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2007 14:18:09
OH! And hey, since this is such a popular thread...
Who wants to go ghost hunting with me in an abandoned hospital this year? Anyone?
.........Anyone?
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2007 14:21:55
Dave is my new hero.
By Laurie, on October 1, 2007 14:28:54
ummm paris is not a young girl. she's damn near 30 and should start acting so. there's a point in your adult life where you should stop blaming your parents as the cause of your behavior.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 14:29:21
The "interview" was disgusting. David Letterman was beyond rude. He chose an easy target. The more fun she poked at her the worst he looked. I am boycotting the show for a while. I felt uneasy watching it, whatever the reasons to make fun of such character. She is already a victim of her own image, there is no need to degrade her as a human being. It was an angry interview and David showed no compassion. The public's reaction contributed to the lynching. He was a bully and people connect to that role because we've all experienced it before and see no fun in it. David belongs to the Hollywood establishment as well. What was he trying to prove exactly? In more than one way, he was the pot calling the kettle black. Paris Hilton wants publicity, doesn't David want ratings? Isn't that the same? Who is helping who exactly? Talk about an angry man taking advantage of a woman. This was the perfect definition for the expression CHEAP SHOT. David, watch your kids. Nobody can guarantee you that one day they won't end up doing the same mistakes. What then? Will you eat last night's "act"?
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 14:41:38
14:41:
David doesn't need ratings.
And Paris IS NOT a victim.
And what you said could be mistaken as a threat against Dave's child. And since Dave's already got a nice long history of taking idle talkers to court...
YOU are the one who should be watching YOUR OWN.
Just my two grand.
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2007 14:53:38
Awww. Come on!
Nobody wants to go ghost hunting with me this year.
You guys are a bunch of pussies.
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2007 15:21:56
Paris' sex appeal : 0
Dave's gentle ribbing : priceless!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 15:30:22
Her latest man-whore looks kinda hot but did he just get off a deserted island?
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 15:32:33
Hm, I dunu. Paris is looking kind of embittered to me these days.
Oh, and she might want to check see her swedish "boyfriend" isn't gay.
By Olaf the Hungarian, on October 1, 2007 15:36:54
Oh come on. You people are such pushovers. That was not harsh at all. If she had half the class and intelligence she pretends to she would've happily taken the ridicule and made a joke out of it herself, and she might even have managed to give an interesting insight into the whole affair. I actually think Dave was hoping for something of that.
But, she didn't. Because she's a moron and deeply insecure with a Titanic-sized ego who's totally lost touch with reality.
I'm truly amazed there are people stupid enough to defend and admire her. Brings to mind the saying: "No one ever got poor under-estimating the intelligence of the masses."
By P T Barnum?, on October 1, 2007 16:02:43
Hate to say this, but I think Paris handled that interview pretty well. I am sure she could have made jokes about it, but instead she chose not to focus on it. Dave was pretty gentle in his ribbing, unlike Sarah Silverman was to her, and all in all she came out of that whole discussion without looking too stupid...which is amazing.
By TC, on October 1, 2007 16:31:36
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH that was awesome DAVE put that bitch in her place ,then he also made fun of her stupid perfume ,he was great that bitch went home and got wasted and cried lol
By Dave Rocked, on October 1, 2007 16:41:58
i didn't like it. kinda makes me feel sorry for her and i hate this so much.
By Eagle-E ye, on October 1, 2007 17:21:05
Vigilante- I am TOTALLY down for some ghost hunting in an abandoned hospital!! Where do I sign up??!?
By Chantelle, on October 1, 2007 18:48:41
WOW. I've liked Dave for a long time, but this is the first time I've ever wanted to f*ck him.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 18:50:48
Vigilante, I'll go! Sounds like fun! Details please!
By Florida girl, on October 1, 2007 18:56:01
I am quite pissed at Dave for this. Has anyone here actaully been to prison? Do you know what it is actually like to be so scared and alone? Expecially for a young girl who was raised high class. I too went to jail for a stupid mistake, and as a pretty young girl myself from a upper class family....its traumatic and horrifying. I have PTSD from it, and I was only there 2 nights.
Do NOT judge her, you dont know what it is like. I still dont like talking about it, because I prefer not to think about it. as far as being unintelligent? Paris may be very intelligent....but how can you tell when assholes like Dave always just ask her inane stupid questions on talk shows? She played the ditz....so? I do to, and in fact I have a very high IQ and graduated with honors. Its just fun to play a ditz sometimes for laughs. Thats all she did. She wants to turn her life around and NOBODY will give her a chance and are flat out cruel to her. Have some humanity for christ sake, she is a person too with issues and flaws. Stop being so heartless and shallow....you're embarressing yourselves.
Oh and BTW, I am not some big Paris fan....I just know what it is like to go through what she did and never be able to forget it.
By Jessica, on October 1, 2007 19:14:50
David Letterman has sucked ever since he moved to CBS. I grew up with Dave's old show and he's nowhere as good as he used to be. All he does now is ramble on with his liberal politics and craptacular jokes. I miss the old Dave.
This looked like the old Dave poking out again.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 19:15:52
Jessica, it should be expecially embarressing for you that with such a high IQ you can't spell and you waste your time standing up for jerks like Paris Hilton.
By IzzaLizza, on October 1, 2007 20:23:49
hahaahah onya Dave!!!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 20:36:21
The sad part is that Paris thinks she is a "movie star" and a "singer" and a real Hollywood entertainer. The fact that she came on the show to Promote another retarded B movie and her stupid perfume line and expected Dave to take her seriously clearly shows how far from reality she really is. She got what she deserved which should have been a wake up call but she took it as an insult because she is stupid. If she doesn't want to be insulted for her stupidity then she should just go crawl in a hole and hide.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 22:04:21
OH! And hey, since this is such a popular thread...
Who wants to go ghost hunting with me in an abandoned hospital this year? Anyone?
.........Anyone?
Will there be drunken college girls with deep, dark secrets and massive breast augmentations?
By Uncle Bob, on October 1, 2007 23:26:18
I'm not going to comment on whether the interview was good or bad, justified or cruel... Because frankly I don't care.
But in point of fact, the director of her new flick that she says, "did all the Saw movies," only did all of the Saw sequels. Co-creator of the original story James Wan actually directed the first film. It may seem like a stupid fact to point out, but I think it's stupid of her not to know the difference.
By Film Brat, on October 1, 2007 23:29:37
You don't know what's in a person's heart. How dare anybody judge what's in someone's heart. Yeah I'm sure I will be ripped for this but you all seem so jealous and happy to have seen that. I don't feel sorry for her but people like Paris Hilton get off on our negative feelings toward them.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 01:25:30
Holy crap! That was the verbal equivalent of having a flaming pineapple jammed up your ass
That made me laugh rather alot...but I honestly couldn't have put it better.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 06:42:41
Well, I've been on the phone all morning trying to arrange my little ghost hunting excursion. And as it turns out the company who has purchased the abandoned hospital site isn't too keen on my snooping around after dark. They're throwing around a lot of big words like "liability" and "inebriated" (which makes me wonder if I went to school with one of these guys...), and they're positively adamant that they won't let me go in there alone. Not at night, anyways.
So I regret to announce the haunted hospital tour is off. Unless I decide to flip 'em the bird and go by myself anyways. But I'm pretty sure they're on to me, so if I did go I'd probably find myself touring the haunted jail next door. And in the not-so-haunted courtroom Tuesday morning.
So Chantelle, Florida Girl, Uncle Bob (yes, there would have been at least one half decently endowed drunken college alum) thank you for offering. You guys were the only ones brave enough.
Maybe next year.
By Vigilante, on October 2, 2007 10:12:07
That was absolutely spectacular. It actually made me squirm until I remembered how much I dislike her. Genius.
By Laura, on October 2, 2007 19:20:47
Way to go Letterman! Paris Hilton is a shit stained clown on the world stage. Talentless, egotistic - she needs to where the scarlet letter that is her life wherever she goes. David Letterman is to be venerated for berating this jester of sleeze.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 06:18:11
Jessica, you sound like a brainless waste of space. Just like Paris. Could you both go play together and leave the world in peace? Thank you.
Also? Learn how to spell.
Dave has always been my hero. And now he's gone that extra mile. I love you, Letterman!
By Jen, on October 6, 2007 10:10:31
A lot of us have been imprisoned and turned out, well disease free.
Jessica and Paris are obvisouly idiots, try keeping your legs closed, you might be surprised at what you don't catch.
By anon, on October 24, 2007 18:01:16
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