29 Comments:

1. meh

   By jesss, on October 1, 2007 08:41:41

2. Dag, yo -- I would SO hit that.

   By Ken Mehlman, on October 1, 2007 08:48:28

3. Why is it always these fucking plastic fake whores making the sex tapes ? Why can't we see a real woman getting fucked for once ? All these tapes look exactly the same, like someone got a barbie doll and a Ken doll and rubbed them up against each other in front of a camera.

   By Bob Dylan's left nostril, on October 1, 2007 08:49:19

4. I wouldn't compare it to Paris Hilton's sex tape. It sounds more like Kim Kardashian's.

   By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 08:51:20

5. I have absolutely no excitement to see an Eva Longoria sex tape. She's pretty and all, but eh....I just don't care.

   By Jim, on October 1, 2007 09:00:16

6. yawn...any else to report today since I have no interest in wasting my time and $$$ to ever watch this.

   By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:11:52

7. She's tasty.

   By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:24:33

8. Bob Dylan's left nostril, on October 1, 2007 08:49:19
   "... Why can't we see a real woman getting fucked for once ? ..."
   
   Speak for yourself.
   "We" actually CAN see those if we'd like to. Terabytes upon terabytes of them. Cause we'd know where to look.

   By die Krautsalaten, on October 1, 2007 09:31:06

9. Todd,
   please.
   don't ask don't tell.

   By i don't like you in any way, on October 1, 2007 09:45:19

10. Meh. Awhile ago there was this big story about housecleaning crew of illegals in California having sex in the master bedrooms while the owners were out. Eventually it was all caught on tape. So I think I've pretty much seen all this already.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 09:46:28

11. Permission to knock the fuck out of the next person who uses "meh." God that annoys the living, breathing fuck out of me.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:37:24

12. meh

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:41:32

13. meh

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:45:28

14. Why can't we see a real woman getting fucked for once ?
    ==============
    
    Hey Bob Dylans....we actually DID just see that..a few days ago when IDLYITW showed the tape of (supposedly) Meg White getting nailed on camera.
    
    Go and read all the remarks tearing her apart. Don't you know? You can only have a sex tape IF you are a plastic Barbie doll.
    
    It's a sad state of affairs, my friend.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:52:25

15. If I made a sex tape with her, she'd be an illegal immigrant and I'd be the police and "arrest" her. Oh yeah....fuckin hot.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 11:55:08

16. Meh. Permission denied, Private Dickhead.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 12:18:41

17. Still waiting to see if this is real. If so, this is going to be bigger thatn Paris Whore-tins sex tape bitches!

    By Big Toober, on October 1, 2007 12:37:42

18. can't wait... yaaaawn...

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:01:19

19. whatever, sergeant cocksucker

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 13:20:15

20. "Tony...
    
    "TO-NY!!! COME ON! I need to do dees to get som pooblicitee to boost my fast flagging careee-ar.
    
    Aieeee"

    By El Bandito Gordito, on October 1, 2007 15:41:58

21. Meh. I really could care less...

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 15:47:57

22. the stupid video is a fake just a dumb ass joke so don't get all wet thinking you will see her holes being plowed

    By Ashley, on October 1, 2007 16:43:56

23. it's real!!!!
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 16:53:08

24. >Why can't we see a real woman getting fucked for
    >once
    
    Dude, I can let you borrow my tape of your wife or your mom. Take your pick.
    

    By JAC, on October 1, 2007 17:15:15

25. wow!!!. i can't wait to see her she is hot.i want to see her when she do it!!!

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2007 17:56:14

26. Todd, if she wasn't so annoying when she opened her yapper, you know you'd call her a spinner instead.
    
    It's her personality that makes her repulsive, not her looks.

    By Hyperbole, on October 2, 2007 04:00:02

27. Sex tape shmex tape - don't they all?
    Now, if Eva had a TAPEWORM, THAT would be news.

    By jbonz, on October 2, 2007 07:31:25

28. Damn, I can never say there is nothing with Eva Longoria that might be worth watching.

    By pornmonkey, on October 2, 2007 10:45:32

29. It was a hoax

    By Hefe, on October 2, 2007 20:14:15