She is naturally gifted with that rack, they're not fake. She's a small, thin girl with a huge boobs, and she's a fantastic cook to boot. She's not an asshole and is just kind of enjoying her success. Nothing to hate here.
She looks sort of like one of those deep-sea fishes, but any guy who claims they wouldn't explore her trenches is either lying or a flaming homosexual.
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Leave Your CommentShe kind of looks like Portman. Hot
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:51:03
She kind of looks like Portman. Hot
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:51:03
She used to be skinnier and be totally flat. Did she get a boob job to increase ratings? The answer is...yes!
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:51:19
let's play count the teeth!
this chick = butterface.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 19:51:28
My penis hopes that's NOT her o-face.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:05:53
She was never skinnier / flatter. =/ @ you
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:16:05
she is scary
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:17:54
#19:51:28
she has 32 teeth,but not real.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:20:59
did you say she Should Be Naked,thanks she put cloth on.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:23:08
I'd let her do me.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:24:28
Here's a way better clip of her in a bikini
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iLXC93mE8
By Brian, on October 11, 2007 20:32:11
her face is botoxed to the extreme
By Prettyboy, on October 11, 2007 20:41:55
why do i want to see some italian man in a bikini???
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:42:40
Her ability to remain vertical on a surfboard with that planetoid head of hers is a true testament to her sense of balance.
But then again, her center of gravity is only slightly higher than that of a fire hydrant, so a small point deduction.
/she would look good on my dashboard
//bobbling
By Gonzo, on October 11, 2007 20:48:38
I would eat her whole pie and Whip Cream all 88 of her teeth
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 20:55:41
Wait, wait wait. So how do you segment a grapefruit???
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 21:26:03
What a nasty tranny-face...
...
but, I'd still bang it like a screendoor.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 21:42:58
She's really uptight.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 22:23:54
Yeah, I'd stuff her cannoli...
By joejoe, on October 12, 2007 00:10:21
She has a huge head compared to the rest of her body and those teeth pretty much scare the crap out of me.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 00:32:13
She is naturally gifted with that rack, they're not fake. She's a small, thin girl with a huge boobs, and she's a fantastic cook to boot. She's not an asshole and is just kind of enjoying her success. Nothing to hate here.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 05:49:17
that second pic is really really scary
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 06:02:30
She does have some biggins. Get naked already.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 06:02:42
she looks like a possum
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 06:39:49
That's one tasty piece of chicken, DAMN!
By x24, on October 12, 2007 07:08:48
You guys are pathetic and would kill for a chick half that HOT.
By Rob, on October 12, 2007 07:59:21
She looks sort of like one of those deep-sea fishes, but any guy who claims they wouldn't explore her trenches is either lying or a flaming homosexual.
By J-Bird, on October 12, 2007 08:03:37
I'd love to season her halibut.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 08:04:57
Nice pair of yabbos.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 08:08:33
You gotta watch her show on Food Network...she is ALWAYS in a low cut shirt.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 08:43:34
yum...very nice. I think when I get home I am gonna beat off in some lasagna and think of those puppies covered in some extra vigin olive oil.
By PK, on October 12, 2007 08:55:46
there's nothing better than seeing those puppies in hi def...damn!
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 09:11:50
when her show was first on food network (not the new one) she did not have huge boobs....forget about the boobs, look at how big her head is...
By M, on October 12, 2007 09:15:17
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i knew she looked familiar...
By lynners, on October 12, 2007 10:10:35
she should put food on her tits and let people eat from them
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 11:31:27
Nothing more annoying than a skinny chef *MEEEOW!*
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 11:43:58
I'd like to have the sex with her. I can't think of any innuendo at the monet.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 13:31:22
I'd like to have the sex with her. I can't think of any innuendo at the moment.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 13:31:47
all of her is fake. her teeth, cheekbones, tits, she shoulda got the nose done too.
her head is way too big for her body, looks like a freakshow lady.
By skank, on October 12, 2007 14:46:07
I'd like to have the sex with her too.
By anonymous, on October 12, 2007 15:15:08
I've got a little special sauce for her.
By Snarky McComments, on October 13, 2007 01:20:51
She actually looked great in a Esquire photoshoot she did a few months ago. It was sexy, even without the nudity.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2007 03:00:56
She looks like Natalie Portman with boobs
By XC, on October 13, 2007 08:01:30
I was thinking something looked off...yeah, she has a big head, but I think it's her really short arms that make her look weird.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2007 13:15:14
Guys who refer to breasts as "puppies" need to be shot. Jesus.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2007 10:03:19
I'd eat her taco.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2007 10:18:50
Maybe she thought to cover her tits because she not, um, a whore?
By anonymous, on October 14, 2007 12:41:18
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