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Gimme Gimme McDonald's

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class act! Mmmmm McDonalds.....a place where the fry grease sticks to your thighs....where the quarter cheese gives you the butt pees.....where the McNuggets are left over gizzard meat.....where Shitneys real home actually is! Those intercoms always work at McDonalds!

By chuggdog, on October 5, 2007 20:06:00
thats a really lame excuse. she is pathetic..who the f is going to believe that crap?

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 20:15:38
she is genetic garbage

By jmh, on October 5, 2007 20:32:05
that story is so absurd I'm proned to believe it.
it's like the time my mom walked in on me with my pants down, my cock in hand, and RealityKings.com on my computer. It wasn't what it looked like. Actually I was applying an ointment for a sore that I got from a zipper accident. RealityKings was only there because I meant to type "WedMD.com" but mistyped.

By i don't like you in any way, on October 5, 2007 20:45:03
i'd sooner give george grizzard a rim job than get within 10 feet of that disease ridden slut.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 20:54:31
so...my guess is that ms. spears and all her gazillions of money has never heard of "fast food nation"? and what poison all of that stuff is and what it does to you? and with all of your gazillions you could be eating really, really, really well? like better than almost anyone on the freaking planet? but no? you eat shit from mcdonalds? oh boy! and the lame excuse for missing visitation? wouldn't a mother normally wait outside for the car? i'm just saying. i mean if you miss them so much i would have thought that you would have been there with arms wide open right there at the gate just waiting for them (in a really, really decent and age appropriate outfit for children their age to see their mother in) of course. and you do really eat way too much junk food britney. read about it. you'd be appalled! i haven't touched it for 3 years now!

By farookahli, on October 5, 2007 21:06:13
That story is crap, bitch probably doesn't even know 10am exists.

By Roflcopter, on October 5, 2007 21:32:57
Why could'nt Kevin ring her cell phone and say 'yo bitch, we're at the gates! Open them the fuck up!!"

sounds like he deliberately held off on doing that.

Apart from that, seems she's not too upset about not being with her kids.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 22:57:18
Wow... I wish I could be that excited to see a McDonald's bag. Besides, she probably has forgotten she even has kids.

By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 23:18:13
She dead yet?

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 00:41:11
"If it was up to Britney, the only way her kids could contact her is if they learned to fly one of those planes you see at the beach with the banner flying in the back. "

LMAO!!Sad but true.And that "intercom" excuse is totally pathetic.
Grow up Shitney!

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 03:04:44
I forgot to mention that her lovely and mistreated Yorkie is trapped inside Britney`s pink bag(probably containing lots of condoms,tobacco,red bull and lollipops).

That poor thing looks like is trying to survive under that smelly and greasy Mc Donald`s bag.Spears just looks like she is desperate to open her hamburguer and take it to her mouth that she doesn`t care if the dog is being choked under its owners food.

Someone should take those poor dogs away from that drug addict.

By Ani, on October 6, 2007 03:20:25
Actually theres a court appointed monitor there for all the visits , so theres no doubt that they tried calling the home number and all too and not just the gate intercom.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 05:41:34
She handed over the kids early and couldn't get it together for her visit but was ready for her date with Rotem. Says it all.
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By MEDIALADY.PROBOARDS105.COM, on October 6, 2007 05:58:45
Does anyone else find the pictures of that poor dog crushed under the MacDonalds bag looking up for help funny as shit?

The real truth ... Britney heard the intercom, she just thought it was the voices in her head.

By Paris' Herpi, on October 6, 2007 06:17:08
Looks like she's looking for her happy meal toy...
Or maybe she's say...Dangit, I'z told thems I wanted the King sized fry!! Those dang idiots! WHat does they think I needs to lose weight? I'z been wastin away to nuthin since I lost my yungins..

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 06:24:20
This stink pig is medicating herself with junk food, pills and booze. If her kids want to see their mother for what she is, they should websurf for photos of her flashing her fat beaver to the world as she steps out of cars. This woman is just a talentless pig. Don't feel sorry for her, take delight in the fact that what comes around goes around. Through her cash driven lust she turned millions of little girls into prancing whores. Now the seeds she sewed are tangling and consuming her very self.

Sink into the quicksand you disgusting pig! As you oink and writhe in the humiliation that is your life, the peanut gallery laughs at you and mocks your agony! Sink you filthy tart! Sink and oink oink oink!

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 06:43:38
The year is 2008. Pass the popcorn. I'm ready for the "E Hollywood Story" about how she blew her life up, lost her kids and possibly killed herself. What entertainment!

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 06:45:00
22:57 I agree. Federline probably orchestrated that to make his money grubbing ass look better.

By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 07:28:01
What a pile of crap...first of all, the story was clearly planted by whatever poor soul is stuck doing her PR these days, no doubt in an effort to stave off another shitstorm of bad publicity. Second, the Cheeto Queen does not answer her own front gate. There should have been plenty of people around who could have let the car in and who were expecting the visit and would have put two and two together.

Her visit was supposed to be supervised, and that was the problem--no alcohol (or meth) 12 hours before she has the kids. I'm sure they got there and she refused them entry knowing she wouldn't past the pee test.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 07:33:17
Why did you inclue the Lamborghini picture when they are clearly sitting in a Mercedes Benz

By Simo, on October 6, 2007 08:24:16
Poor dog.

By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 08:51:22
Wait a minute... why is the dog in McDonalds!

By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 09:20:56
She doesn't "hate" her kids she simply prioritized them to the bottom of her concern pile. She's also quite obviously mentally disturbed and if you've ever been around crazy people you know that almost all of them are only interested in themselves to the exclusion of everything else. She is a child of a self centered profession without ever going through teen age angst and has no idea how to deal with failure.

By Howard, on October 6, 2007 09:31:46
OK, at first I thought britney was wearing some fur wrap thing in the first shot, but then I realized that was her poor little dog shoved in her lap behind her mcdonald's bag. WTF? I wish someone would take that dog away too.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 09:40:15
"honking horns and shooting flares...."

fucking classic.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 09:52:56
Damn I wish I had that car. Life is so unfair.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 09:57:45
Sounds like K Fed could have called her, but waited until he was leaving to do so. They both suck as parents. If they were any less selfish, they'd clean themselves up and start getting along for their kids' sakes.

And Brit, GOD, McDonalds? Anyone with a brain knows that stuff is nasty and foul and basically made from cow shit.

By Jen, on October 6, 2007 09:58:05
@ anonymous 00:41:11:

Sadly... not yet.

By Matt, on October 6, 2007 10:23:25
As stated above, the visits are with a court appointed monitor, so there's very little KFed could have done to make Princess Britney look bad. She did it all on her own.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 11:41:51
Who's JR Sc-Rotum? Do I really wanna know?
And how much free coke does she have to dish out to keep her *friends* around?

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 11:43:15
Wow, there really are dollarmenunairs!

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 11:46:25
Why would someone with that much money eat Mickey D's anyway? It's the yuckiest of all the fast foods, and can't compare to sushi or a good steak. At least Oprah knows how to pig out.

By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 12:26:36
Another day of trashing Britney O what fun
I would think by now the MEDIA would pick something else to talk about. There are so many
f-u-c-k-u-p-s in hollywood. Britney is a f-u
K-fed another f-u. You got 2 fu-ck-ups. Give those poor Kids to the grandmother, By doing this is elimates the games of who is the lesser FU-CK-UP.
Britney pays out to K-LEECH 35K a month support/alimony.
$15K support for the time the Kids are with him .
(dude gets paid to be with his own kids) only in HOLLYWOOD and $20K for alimony.
Now that comes out to 35K.
With giving the KIDS to the grandmother, They will be safe. away from the 2 fu-ck-u-p-s.And In a loving home. Britney pays childsupport to the grandmother instead of K-LEECH. But also will make K-Leech pay his portion of childsupport too!!
On Nov 15 the Alimoney of 20K ENDS. and So should it. Why should Britney keep supporting a BUM. By doing this Britney ends ties with K-LEECH. He will be force to support himself and all of HIS KIDs.AND MAYBE BRITNEY'S KIDS WILL GET A DECENT FUTURE AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD.!!

By xxladylolitaxx@hotmail.com, on October 6, 2007 13:50:41
And I officially stopped caring about Brit-Brit at...

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 16:09:43
thats why she is a FAT PIG OINK OINK OINK cheap slut

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 16:21:51
Britney Spears is the female Homer Simpson.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 19:24:01
britney has ugly chewed up gerbil fingers.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 20:19:41
I guess Britney is doing her own sequel to "Super Size Me". Guess what you retard~~it doesn't end well!!!

By Jennifer, on October 6, 2007 20:23:50
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

just kidding. bitch deserves to be hanged.

By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 22:15:33
and she keeps going & going to McDonald's
Hello isn't she fat enough??
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By CrazyBr1t, on October 6, 2007 22:33:03
I allege that Britney and her loser cousin--Alli Sims were sleeping off the drugs and or alcohol from the night before. I am sure her house has security cameras out front with monitors inside the house. Also they could have gotten up off of their rear ends and looked out the windows to watch for the toddlers. Her single 'Gimme More' may be number one right now -- but she comes in last when it comes to being a mother and an example to our young women as she once was.

By Eve, on October 7, 2007 04:01:30
Do us a favor Todd. Can you please not post anymore pictures of this gross boar, please? If the next story doesn't involve her death I don't want to read about it. I'm sure everyone else agrees with me.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 07:57:25
You've got millions of dollars and can eat at the finest restaurants, why dump the stuff that alot of us eat because it's cheap and it's cheap? And you wonder why you couldn't dance at the VMA!!!!

By lkl, on October 7, 2007 08:35:49
with all the fast food she eats, she really should be morbidly obese. she is gross, no doubt, but considering her venti whipped cream crappucinos and fast food several times a day diet, she should be a lot worse.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 09:30:36
the sad thing is that nobody will miss this useless bitch when she dies, not even her kids, they probably hate her.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 09:44:45
the dog fell inside the bag and she ate the dog then she cried for two minutes then she call paris and asked her for a new dog

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 12:11:06
I'll bet she has the mind of a child. Kinda like that 54 yr old retarded guy that you always see at the mall.

By anonymous, on October 7, 2007 21:05:43
I'm sorry but even I don't eat McDonalds. I've never tasted anything so disgusting in my life. Even you're gonna eat fast food, at least go for something that passes for it, like KFC or Wendy's. In her case, I'm so fucking jealous, I'd hire a personal chef and have the best food in the world every night ... well maybe not every night .. I don't want to get lipo every Friday the way she does ...

By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 06:27:23
The girl could have as much money as the Sultan of Brunei and she would still eat McDonalds over the finest cuisine - you cannot change your DNA. And Britney's DNA actually spells TRASH. She USED to have managers, stylists, hairdressers, make up artists and trainers to stifle her true nature. Now that they've made their millions they've left her to her own devices and she's proven a universal truth - you cannot polish a turd.

By Sam, on October 8, 2007 07:17:57
Busted intercom????

If you're going to lie, you need a bigger, better lie than that. Ninjas were holding me captive. A freak tornado destroyed the staircase between my room and the front door. The earth reversed its orbit and my clocks' timing got all screwed up. Something. Anything! Other than, "I remembered at the last second that visitation was tomorrow, left my hotel drug binge, came home and slept through the appointed visit time anyway."

By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 08:32:31
To anonymous of Oct. 6, 06:43:38:
That was probably the best comment I've ever read in the comments section of this site. You have a way with words.

By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 10:17:48
Should i be taking my prozac every other day?

By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:23:48