Nothing like saying "I love big black cock because I'm a size queen."
Oh and do it on Oprah, so middle age white soccer moms can understand you and agree. Since soccer moms have so much in common with a supermodel and all.
I'll have to make a note that later this year when I star stalking Heidi again that I need to wear a kilt with no underwear. Hey, does anybody out there have any black shoe polish they can lend me?
Once again, another good reason to be a black man. The dirty secret is that for most white women, the pursuit of a black man is usually for that reason alone. A few want to shock their parents. Others genuinely are into black men only; they actually appreciate black culture and are basically black themselves, just without the presence of melanin.
Most white chicks looking for black men, however, are just size queens; they want to choke on that dick. And since we like that pussy -- any pussy -- we're happy to see them come.
Yeah as someone who actually wears cycling shorts for cycling all the time, I can say that what Heidi probably noticed was mostly padding. The shorts don't provide as much detail from the front as a lot of swimsuits, particularly Borat-style swimsuits. This effect is pronounced if he was sitting up on a bike at the time. I'm man enough to admit that my junk isn't as huge as it looks from certain angles in the shorts.
Well, she's basically found the jackpot: a British black guy with money. Women like British black guys because they still have the gorilla dick, but without the foolish behavior, childish attitude, oversized clown clothes, and horrible grammar that the American brothers bring to the table.
I actually prefer black men myself. I am a black man but when I think about another black man and his giant culture probing my anus, I just faint, almost like Marie Osmond.
Hey anon 11:51:18. It's okay, we know your chinese, you can come out now. Let's talk about your in-grown manhood. Or should I say boyhood. Only whores crave huge cocks. I might as well have sex with a rubber glove that's been wrapped in a towel. At least it will be tighter. Yea, black men have it better, whatever you want to believe, nothing like having to short stroke your gigantic cock. At least white men get to plung all of it in.
Actually, I'm not Chinese, and furthermore, I'm a girl. I'm not a size queen, and I don't have an opinion on whether black men have it better than white men...I just thought that that comment sounded really pathetic and bitter. You were pretty off-base with your analysis of me. And you still sound insecure. Way to go.
Ladies, sometimes it's a pleasant surprise, sometimes it's a huge disappointment. I've dated really tall guys and most were small to average, dick-wise. I was presently surprised the first time I got it on with my current bf. He's only 5'5'', but holy shit, is he packing! At least 10 inches and with girth too. Yeah, I think this one's a keeper. Moral of this story is, you never know what's under there until you take it for a test drive.
So, whatever happened to personality, values, manners (even appearance in this particular case)?
Humans are truly just pieces of meat after all, what kind of person starts a family with someone and trusts them to raise her daughter because he has a big penis? For shame, and race has little to do with it!
12:33...your 5'5" boyfriend is destined to a life of failure. Nobody respects men under 5'10". But have fun with his huge cock once his shift at the Dairy Queen is over.
Just b/c it was the first thing she noticed doesn't mean it's the ONLY thing she's noticed since then. Initial Attraction is purely based on physical appearance. It's only after people open their mouths that you realize you want to run in the other direction. The package may have drawn her in, but obviously their personalities mesh and they always seem happy and down to earth. Plus it can't help that he's laying the pipe.
Hey 12:01:10: If you're going to pretend to be me, at least get my writing style down. Sounds like you're one of those closet cases with daddy and mommy issues. Hopefully, you will solve all your problems by choking on your own semen.
Wow! Good come back from a whore. Wow, you burned me. I respect whores like you, Paris, Britney, Lohan, ect... I don't even know what to say, your just whored me soooo good. Will $5 cover your fees?
As for the package thing: Everything starts with the physical and how you psychologically view the physical. If you're a size queen, the guy must appeal to your desire for something, umm, big to fit into her cooze. If you're a tits and ass man, like me, she's got to have a tight, ample, round butt and a shapely, if not big, set of tits.
After all that, there must still be other things. A person you end up being with for life -- if not a few years -- must still treat you well (or as well as you like to be treated) and must, in some way, resemble your mom or dad in mannerisms and behavior. No matter how good the pussy is, if she can't cook and doesn't appeal to you emotionally as a person, she'll just be another big ol' slut in the Hummer truck.
Yo Yo Yo... this is the real Sevenmack. You can tell by my writing style. I be the man. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing. Ain't no thing like choking on a chicken wing. Gotta go because I have to blog all over the place because I have writing style.....Yo Yo Yo...
If your like me then you will prefer anal from black men. I'm proud to be a man who prefers to be out there, that way I can speak freely about my style. Come on Jake, admit that you and I have a thing going.
Ah, anonymous 13:07:43 and anonymous 13:11:26, apparently all the cum you've been suckin' had infected you with syphilis; you're now in the tertiary state and you're mind is going to shit. Poor boy. Hope you and Al Capone have a good time.
Ah, anonymous 13:07:43 and anonymous 13:11:26, apparently all the cum you've been suckin' had infected you with syphilis; you're now in the tertiary state and you're mind is going to shit. Poor boy. Hope you and Al Capone have a good time.
Pretty soon a child molester will go on Oprah with his 9-year old girlfriend and tell the story of their marriage. He'll say, "Well, I saw her in the playground climbing a tree and she just had the cutest little beaver." All the soccer moms will laugh and go "Awwww..."
There is NO DIFFERENCE between a male child molester and the female size queen, except that what the size queen does happens to be legal. But both are freaks. I mean, to love big cock so much that you sleep in the same bed night after night with that Zulu warrior? It is just not natural.
13:09:06 First you sounded lame by making a transparent defense of your tiny penis. Now you're going around calling people whores for no reason. I don't think you're one to talk about good comebacks.
No 12:40...not Dairy Queen. Try a Commercial Airline Pilot. Yeah--money, a great career, a Ferrari AND a huge dick. Sooooo, I could either be with him, or someone like you, who may be 6-feet tall but most likely fixes refrigerators for a living and drives a Dodge Caravan. Yeah, I'm not missing the few inces in height, jealous loser.
Big penises are overrated. Makes you feel like you're being kicked in the ovaries/cervix. I wanna barf just thinking of it.. but maybe that's just me, might have to do with the fact that I'm 5'2. And yes I know we're flexible etc etc and are equipped to have babies, but that's the only explanation I have for now.
13:41:43, fantasize much? Interesting that you dream of short, squat, well-endowed men with Ferraris. That is... really fucking gay, actually. Gay and tacky as hell.
I notice you haven't once said anything about his personality, the rapport you have, your deep spiritual connection.
Gee, how classy. Wouldn't have expected anything less from her though. She probably thought she was getting in good with Oprah and the other "schwarze" in her audience by saying that. Typical German crude attempt at public relations.
Um, I'm no expert, but isn't there a minimum height requirement for being a commercial airline pilot, like 5'10"? Something about being able to see over the instrument panel and out the windows?
So she likes a ubergrob rute? No, "I fell in love with his eyes" romantic garbage with her. Funny, I bet Seal fell in love with her for something much less superficial. -I'm just guessing.
Some ppl here are incredibly ignorant. Claiming all black men have big penises is a crude form of racism that feigns at being complimentary. Also it is not true.
my Sister like Black Men and I did ask her one time why she doesn't date Men of our Race (Italians-American) and she said because Black Men had bigger Dicks. So I guess if you see a white woman with a black man, you know why!!
14:08, you tool. The topic here is not "deep spiritual connections" and personalities. The topic, if you are not smart enough to figure it out, is DICK SIZE. I could go on and on for hours about his great personality, but you'd still be fixated on the fact that his dick is bigger than yours. And that bugs you. That, and the fact that every single time you pull down your underoos in front of a new girl, she's going to be painfully disappointed by your 2.5 inches.
Heidi looks great -- no denying. I once dated a guy because he had a huge nose...they say "the bigger the nose, the bigger the member". The moment I first saw him, I knew he was going to make me VERY happy. Well, don't believe everything you hear. *sigh*
The FAA does not have minimum or maximum height restrictions for commercial airline pilots, as long as they can operate all the equipment without adaptations. Basically, if you can operate a car without adaptations, you can operate a plane. The Air Force does have height restrictions. But only a small percentage of commercial airline pilots come from military service. Most were privately trained.
Haha, that girl with the hobbit boyfriend and his Ferrari compensation machine is cracking me up. I'd take a tall boy any day, and an "average" one at that (you can keep your 10-inch midget porn star).
Oh, btw, no matter how much money he makes or what kind of car he drives, he won't ever be able to buy himself the respect that a taller height automatically gets you. And that's not just my opinion; multiple studies have shown that tall people are favored in jobs and when seeking a relationship. Teehee, genetics are just silly like that.
Ooooh, my boyfriend has a big cock and a Ferrari! And he probably sleeps with as many chicks as he can each time he lands in a different city...but I don't care because he has a Ferrari and a big dick... Are we in fucking middle school or what? Since when did a car and genital endowment validate a man's worth?
I love it how many men feel threatened by this. It's normal to want a woman with huge tits or whatever, but if a woman wants a guy with a huge dick...well suddenly society is going to hell.
13.41, a 5'5'' tall commercial pilot? Do they have to put a booster seat in the cockpit so he can look out of the windscreen?
And for those saying that appearance is the first factor in being attractive to someone: have you actually SEEN what Seal looks like? The guy could star as a villain in Batman without makeup on.
Awww, so Heidi likes a Big, Black Throbing Dick! So what? Most woman do. She's entitled. At least she's honest! Now, if she said she was with him 'cause of his last album,.... that'd really be offensive!
To answer your question, a big dick and a Ferrari validate a man's worth in the same way big tits and a great body validate a woman's worth. Sorry, but it's the way of the world.
He better have a big package cuz the part from the neck up is agonizing to look at. Their kids? You'd think they would've been at least half cute because of her but no go on that one either.
The funny thing is, studies have shown that their is no differnce in penis size from a black man to a white man. Black guys and white guys all have small dicks, and large ones as well. The theory behind the black guys having larger schlongs, goes back to when they were slaves and one of the punishments was to tie them up by their johnson, hence making it longer. Plus they play with themselves like a 6 year old, making it even that much longer.
Every one knows that, anyone who wants to "exercise" their johnson, can have a horse dick. AKA: Jelking. You effin noobs.
She made a good choice. I like to see them together they look hot and compliment one another nicely. Bet he makes good Monkey luv to her that most of you on here would love to experience at least once in your life.
And to all the lil Asian, Latinos and YT - of course "Keep your Head up"
Only way to tell if your wing wing is too little is the Dikdo test - If your stomach stick out further than your DICK DO - Well you might want to comb the Jungles too
Yeah most of us white girls fantasize about big black cock but we never say that to the white boys because they get all self conscious. It isn't the size that much it's just that black meat that turns me on.
Actually, I learned in my human sexuality class in college (a psychology elective) that while there are variations in the penis size of every ethnicity, the average size does indeed differ amongst races. Black men average largest, then white men, then Asians. Likewise, women's "sizes," while also similarly varying amongst ethnicities, correspond with male member sizes by race.
This was coming from a man who's done nothing but study this stuff for...well, he retired two years ago, so long enough to be retired.
Yeah most of us white girls fantasize about big black cock but we never say that to the white boys because they get all self conscious. It isn't the size that much it's just that black meat that turns me on.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:17:10
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you are a low life pile of shit then , a useless whore like paris
Sorry, but the whole trying to make white guys feel insecure by yammering on about black guys dicks just strikes me as a little too convenient for the PC-liberal and feminazi/bitter women crowd (i.e. people who were losers in high school). It attacks their favorite target: the white male. You know the one. The one who dominates and runs all of Western civilization. The lefties hate that guy and love the chance to bring him down any chance they get, even if it means sounding disgusting in the process.
The real dirty little secret is that the vast majority of white women (including the so-called liberal open-minded ones) will not date nor even have a one-night-stand with a black man because of all the many basic difference between whites and blacks - social, cultural, economic and intellectual - and the social stigma attached to it as well. Having a huge dick just isn't that important to most white women. The whole "Ooh, I'd love a black man with a huge dick" is just phony patronizing by white girls to sound "cool" and hip and to make a dig at all the white guys that may have rejected them or treated them like shit. It's about as sincere as when they say they'd "go lesbian" for this or that "hot" chick. I don't buy it for a second. Black guys know this all too well.
Do you have your Gay Blade with your Zorro costume? Todd - the Zoro with a Gay Blade! I bet you've never wanted to be a bicycle seat so much in your life Todd!
Military pilots can't be shorter than 5'4" and can't be taller than 5'10" for planes (there's more leeway on helicopters). "Spacious interior" is pretty low on the list of fighter-jet-building priorities.
Carlewicz, All of my friends are white or hispanic women and have had one night stands with black men or have been in long term relationships with black men. Its not because its "cool" its because they are attracted to black men. It might also have to do with the majority of black men in our city being grad students, whereas the majority of white men in our city can barely hold jobs in a call center.
Really, 10:40:05? What city do you live in? I don't have anything against black guys, but have never heard of a city where most black guys are grad students, and most white men can barely hold jobs in a call center. As for black penises, I heard the idea about them being bigger started because a lot of black penises are bigger in the flaccid state than white penises are. If there IS a size difference as at least one poster said, it's a tiny average difference, like in centimeters, between the races. I don't dream about big dicks, personally. A man who actually gives a thought to how a woman feels and what she wants sexually is good in bed, not the big-dicked guy necessarily. Hint: give oral sex to women.
I hate stupid 'hollier than thou' Bible freak girls who talk about how black people are nasty and uneducated and they'd never touch a black man. Please bitch you'd do it in a heart beat if you had a chance, as long as your family never found out and labeled you a whore. I know girls just like you and they are the biggest sluts around and yet they pretend like they are better than everyone else. Hypocrites are the worst.
I still love me some black cock. I'm not only attracted to its size but their beautiful black skin as well. Although it's unlikely I'd ever end up in a relationship with a black guy because of cultural differences I'd still have a one night stand with some big black meat mmmm yummy
Spank Me, That isn't true. I have size 13 feet but my dick size is barely average. It's OK, though. Women mostly care about these 3 things: personality, financial/career responsibility, and looks. If they say "it's all about dick size" they're just trying to mess with you. I can say with proven certainty that dick size does not inhibit a guy's chances with 99% of girls.
Carlewicz, on October 25, 2007 09:42:23, hate to burst your bubble, but white chics hooking up with black guys for one night stands are pretty common. And white women wanting a larger penis is pretty common as well. I'm not saying it to make you angry or upset.
Damn, J. Size 13? Not bad, you must be tall. And you're right. Great personality, secure finance and looks attract girls. Dick size is (in most cases) irrelevant. That is, unless you're like a hobbit. Then there may be problems.
Personality definitely makes up for a lot of things. Looks matter, but a person’s looks grow on you the more you get to like the personality. As long as he’s masculine and he’s well groomed (NOT Metro. I hate that Metrosexual bullshit). Also, a guy who is funny and makes girls laugh will always be able to get laid. Dick size is way, way down on my list. Now, give me a great KISSER first. If the kiss isn’t there to begin with, there probably won’t be any sex anyway.
Oh, and I also didn't say white women don't want a larger penis, I said most weren't willing to go so far as to date or sleep with a black man to get it. It's just not that important to them. Other considerations come before dick size.
(Anyway, I think I've typed the word "dick" enough times for one day.)
I first read about this on GLOBALGRIND.COM and had to come check out more. This is pretty interesting, Seal bagged a super model with his package? If he could do it, I think I can too... I might just have to try this one. Gotta go.. bout to run to the store n pick up some bicycle shorts!!!
She is freking ANNOYING, can't stand her. He is an ugly MONSTER. She is an IDIOT. Lucky? please, that's not luck Heidy, that's HORROR. I guess she is into Halloween, he doesn't need anything,he's pretty scary AU NATUREL.
This is really really really hot. I mean just the whole idea that Heidi got THAT turned on by his package is making me slightly blush. Nothing wrong with going after a man with a big package. Love is one thing, but a good time in the bedroom is a very important part of the relationship! Small ones just don't do the trick. :-) Any woman who would settle for a small one is really selling herself short.
I'm white but I have always preferred black men. Just a personal preference-nothing to do with size. My first husband was big but not great in the sack but my second (and present husband for 23 years!) is just average but amazing in bed. We have 3 grown children and are amazingly happy to this day!
It's a travesty that race is still a big issue in America. It also seems interesting how the black dick paranoia is largely a media creation. Some people will do what they do, and if you think its for a reason that you disagree with, they'll most likely continue to do that action if you make a huge fuss about it (assuming that it is wrong). I will say this though, as an educated, white female, I have not been one to exclude a particular race. However, I have never really found black men to be that attractive. I grew up with a Prince Charming fantasy, and frankly black guys don't cut it. Whatever people's reasons are for hooking up or ending up with whoever they want, I hope its for a real reason and not for some deep seated insecurity. You may not agree with what other people do, but really, move on.
Of all the comments here, the only one that really bothered me is the one stating that British black men are more cultured than American blacks. I'm just curious if the person who made that comment has ever been to Britain or if they're making they're comment based on what they think they know. I think it's truly ignorant to make a broad, sweeping indictment like that.
"Wow"? If this is true, then Ms Klum is not only a very superficial fucking idiot, but this kind of comment gives women a bad name and men the wrong and misguided impression. Do we honestly believe this aging German underwear model is saying I fell in love with a big penis? And on Oprah no less, so she's also pandering to O w/ that "wink, wink brothers got big penises-you know what I mean gf 'cause like you're my black friend" tee hee!? YIKES! Can you imagine say George Clooney going on a talk show and saying "I took one look at her rack and said that's the tits for me"!?!? Career suicide, not to mention how stupid and shallow. There's a man attached to the f'n penis Heidi and you should not only like what that attachment *(the man) looks like too, but you might want to like his personality too. So, yeah this ain't about race; it's about the utterly offensive- "I saw what appeared through a strangers pants to be real big genitals and now I'm Mrs. Genitals". I'll be watching and hoping this just isn't how it plays out!
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Leave Your CommentShe must have been so amazed she forgot to look at his face. One of these days she will decide to look up and quickly following will be the divorce.
By Troy, on October 24, 2007 11:01:18
Nothing like saying "I love big black cock because I'm a size queen."
Oh and do it on Oprah, so middle age white soccer moms can understand you and agree. Since soccer moms have so much in common with a supermodel and all.
By BritneySpears' Fourth Chin, on October 24, 2007 11:07:50
that's a dummy in the baby stroller. and i don't mean to say that their kid is stupid... it's a dummy!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:08:55
Sure, VS doesn't want black kids in their ads.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:10:23
Yeah everyone knows white middle class soccer moms all have the size queen mandingo fantasy.
Oprahs just catering to the demographics.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:11:42
I'll have to make a note that later this year when I star stalking Heidi again that I need to wear a kilt with no underwear. Hey, does anybody out there have any black shoe polish they can lend me?
By TheBig28, on October 24, 2007 11:13:02
Here's a pic of Seal's package:
http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/mandingo.jpg
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:14:51
Tripod!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:19:50
11:14:51 wtf
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:33:40
So a hung black man is the modern day Samson.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:36:10
11:14:51 - I assume that girl's unconscious.
Heidi: "He's got a huge package, and I just love his African warrior face mask. I've never seen him without it!"
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:38:02
You know what we say, once you go black we don't want you back.
By chuggdog, on October 24, 2007 11:43:41
ARRRGH!! I opened that link.
My eyes are burning!!!
that. cannot. be. real.
Can it??????
Ouch.
By JMR, on October 24, 2007 11:44:04
Once again, another good reason to be a black man. The dirty secret is that for most white women, the pursuit of a black man is usually for that reason alone. A few want to shock their parents. Others genuinely are into black men only; they actually appreciate black culture and are basically black themselves, just without the presence of melanin.
Most white chicks looking for black men, however, are just size queens; they want to choke on that dick. And since we like that pussy -- any pussy -- we're happy to see them come.
By Sevenmack, on October 24, 2007 11:46:25
"Nothing like saying "I love big black cock because I'm a size queen." "
Uh...nothing like saying "I'm insecure and bitter because I have a small penis."
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:51:18
Yeah as someone who actually wears cycling shorts for cycling all the time, I can say that what Heidi probably noticed was mostly padding. The shorts don't provide as much detail from the front as a lot of swimsuits, particularly Borat-style swimsuits. This effect is pronounced if he was sitting up on a bike at the time. I'm man enough to admit that my junk isn't as huge as it looks from certain angles in the shorts.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:51:33
Well, she's basically found the jackpot: a British black guy with money.
Women like British black guys because they still have the gorilla dick, but without the foolish behavior, childish attitude, oversized clown clothes, and horrible grammar that the American brothers bring to the table.
Good for her.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:59:19
Black culture? That is the hugest oxymoron I've seen. Was it a joke?
By Pat Bateman, on October 24, 2007 12:00:48
I actually prefer black men myself. I am a black man but when I think about another black man and his giant culture probing my anus, I just faint, almost like Marie Osmond.
By Sevenmack, on October 24, 2007 12:01:10
Hey anon 11:51:18. It's okay, we know your chinese, you can come out now. Let's talk about your in-grown manhood. Or should I say boyhood. Only whores crave huge cocks. I might as well have sex with a rubber glove that's been wrapped in a towel. At least it will be tighter. Yea, black men have it better, whatever you want to believe, nothing like having to short stroke your gigantic cock. At least white men get to plung all of it in.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:04:48
That is why Heidi is in to anal. Duh!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:05:44
LMAO TODD!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:10:09
Anon 12:04:48--
Actually, I'm not Chinese, and furthermore, I'm a girl. I'm not a size queen, and I don't have an opinion on whether black men have it better than white men...I just thought that that comment sounded really pathetic and bitter. You were pretty off-base with your analysis of me. And you still sound insecure. Way to go.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:12:00
Fact, German girls love the black cock!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:15:36
I love their marriage... because fuck hilter, that's why!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:19:23
11:51:18 I'm actually a white woman with a black man.
Nice try though. :)
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:20:04
That was about your first comment. :)
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:24:31
anon 12:04:48's defense of his small wiener was one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm female btw.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:28:59
Ladies, sometimes it's a pleasant surprise, sometimes it's a huge disappointment. I've dated really tall guys and most were small to average, dick-wise. I was presently surprised the first time I got it on with my current bf. He's only 5'5'', but holy shit, is he packing! At least 10 inches and with girth too. Yeah, I think this one's a keeper. Moral of this story is, you never know what's under there until you take it for a test drive.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:33:40
So, whatever happened to personality, values, manners (even appearance in this particular case)?
Humans are truly just pieces of meat after all, what kind of person starts a family with someone and trusts them to raise her daughter because he has a big penis? For shame, and race has little to do with it!
By Pat Bateman, on October 24, 2007 12:34:09
I'm a left-handed albino lesbian pipe-welder, so penis size isn't a defining factor in my life.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:35:49
12:33...your 5'5" boyfriend is destined to a life of failure. Nobody respects men under 5'10". But have fun with his huge cock once his shift at the Dairy Queen is over.
By Your boyfriend's tall boss, on October 24, 2007 12:40:32
5'5"? LOL Does he like to be diapered using baby powder on his penis that is as big as his legs are?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:45:31
Just b/c it was the first thing she noticed doesn't mean it's the ONLY thing she's noticed since then. Initial Attraction is purely based on physical appearance. It's only after people open their mouths that you realize you want to run in the other direction. The package may have drawn her in, but obviously their personalities mesh and they always seem happy and down to earth. Plus it can't help that he's laying the pipe.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:47:04
If women didn't care about the size of the penis, there would be more women with Asian men.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:47:21
Hey 12:01:10: If you're going to pretend to be me, at least get my writing style down. Sounds like you're one of those closet cases with daddy and mommy issues. Hopefully, you will solve all your problems by choking on your own semen.
Go scratch your Herpes sores!
The Real Sevenmack
By The Real Sevenmack (a.k.a. 11:46:25), on October 24, 2007 12:51:43
^^^^^ Way to defend yourself poser. You obviously a Britney fan. Anyone named sevenmack must be a homo.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:07:43
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:12:00
Wow! Good come back from a whore. Wow, you burned me. I respect whores like you, Paris, Britney, Lohan, ect... I don't even know what to say, your just whored me soooo good. Will $5 cover your fees?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:09:06
As for the package thing: Everything starts with the physical and how you psychologically view the physical. If you're a size queen, the guy must appeal to your desire for something, umm, big to fit into her cooze. If you're a tits and ass man, like me, she's got to have a tight, ample, round butt and a shapely, if not big, set of tits.
After all that, there must still be other things. A person you end up being with for life -- if not a few years -- must still treat you well (or as well as you like to be treated) and must, in some way, resemble your mom or dad in mannerisms and behavior. No matter how good the pussy is, if she can't cook and doesn't appeal to you emotionally as a person, she'll just be another big ol' slut in the Hummer truck.
By The Real Sevenmack (a.k.a. 11:46:25), on October 24, 2007 13:09:53
Yo Yo Yo... this is the real Sevenmack. You can tell by my writing style. I be the man. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing. Ain't no thing like choking on a chicken wing. Gotta go because I have to blog all over the place because I have writing style.....Yo Yo Yo...
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:11:26
I wonder how big Stedmens package is?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:12:24
Can someone explaine why black men have larger penis then white men?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:14:00
If your like me then you will prefer anal from black men. I'm proud to be a man who prefers to be out there, that way I can speak freely about my style. Come on Jake, admit that you and I have a thing going.
By The Real Sevenmack (a.k.a. 11:46:25), on October 24, 2007 13:18:57
Ah, anonymous 13:07:43 and anonymous 13:11:26, apparently all the cum you've been suckin' had infected you with syphilis; you're now in the tertiary state and you're mind is going to shit. Poor boy. Hope you and Al Capone have a good time.
By The Real Sevenmack (a.k.a. 11:46:25), on October 24, 2007 13:23:19
Ah, anonymous 13:07:43 and anonymous 13:11:26, apparently all the cum you've been suckin' had infected you with syphilis; you're now in the tertiary state and you're mind is going to shit. Poor boy. Hope you and Al Capone have a good time.
By Again, The Real Sevenmack (Just the original), on October 24, 2007 13:24:07
11:59 - at the risk of sounding racist, I totally agree!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:25:24
Pretty soon a child molester will go on Oprah with his 9-year old girlfriend and tell the story of their marriage. He'll say, "Well, I saw her in the playground climbing a tree and she just had the cutest little beaver." All the soccer moms will laugh and go "Awwww..."
There is NO DIFFERENCE between a male child molester and the female size queen, except that what the size queen does happens to be legal. But both are freaks. I mean, to love big cock so much that you sleep in the same bed night after night with that Zulu warrior? It is just not natural.
By Dermot Mulroney's Aperitif, on October 24, 2007 13:30:06
13:09:06
First you sounded lame by making a transparent defense of your tiny penis. Now you're going around calling people whores for no reason. I don't think you're one to talk about good comebacks.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:33:06
No 12:40...not Dairy Queen. Try a Commercial Airline Pilot. Yeah--money, a great career, a Ferrari AND a huge dick. Sooooo, I could either be with him, or someone like you, who may be 6-feet tall but most likely fixes refrigerators for a living and drives a Dodge Caravan. Yeah, I'm not missing the few inces in height, jealous loser.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:41:43
Big penises are overrated. Makes you feel like you're being kicked in the ovaries/cervix. I wanna barf just thinking of it.. but maybe that's just me, might have to do with the fact that I'm 5'2. And yes I know we're flexible etc etc and are equipped to have babies, but that's the only explanation I have for now.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:51:19
13:41:43, fantasize much? Interesting that you dream of short, squat, well-endowed men with Ferraris. That is... really fucking gay, actually. Gay and tacky as hell.
I notice you haven't once said anything about his personality, the rapport you have, your deep spiritual connection.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 14:08:35
13:41..LOL, a Ferrari. I love Napoleon Syndrome.
When God short-changes you at birth, just buy a few inches at the dealership, and make sure it's red.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 14:14:26
Gee, how classy. Wouldn't have expected anything less from her though.
She probably thought she was getting in good with Oprah and the other "schwarze" in her audience by saying that. Typical German crude attempt at public relations.
I was born in Germany and am half-German.
By Friederich der Grosse, on October 24, 2007 14:29:03
Um, I'm no expert, but isn't there a minimum height requirement for being a commercial airline pilot, like 5'10"? Something about being able to see over the instrument panel and out the windows?
By Delta Niner Niner Foxtrot, on October 24, 2007 14:46:51
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:33:06
You are so clever. I understand that when you have sex you are dry as they come. It's not until you peel off the scabs that you get wet.
By Again, The Real Sevenmack (Just the original), on October 24, 2007 14:53:19
Black penis size is a myth. Check it out:
http://www.answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=366192
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 14:56:45
So she likes a ubergrob rute? No, "I fell in love with his eyes" romantic garbage with her. Funny, I bet Seal fell in love with her for something much less superficial. -I'm just guessing.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 15:35:11
Some ppl here are incredibly ignorant. Claiming all black men have big penises is a crude form of racism that feigns at being complimentary. Also it is not true.
By Bingabo, on October 24, 2007 15:58:29
my Sister like Black Men and I did ask her one time why she doesn't date Men of our Race (Italians-American) and she said because Black Men had bigger Dicks. So I guess if you see a white woman with a black man, you know why!!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:09:32
14:08, you tool. The topic here is not "deep spiritual connections" and personalities. The topic, if you are not smart enough to figure it out, is DICK SIZE. I could go on and on for hours about his great personality, but you'd still be fixated on the fact that his dick is bigger than yours. And that bugs you. That, and the fact that every single time you pull down your underoos in front of a new girl, she's going to be painfully disappointed by your 2.5 inches.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:13:20
Heidi looks great -- no denying. I once dated a guy because he had a huge nose...they say "the bigger the nose, the bigger the member". The moment I first saw him, I knew he was going to make me VERY happy. Well, don't believe everything you hear. *sigh*
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:14:55
Artificial baby ALERT! Heidi shouldn't be smiling...someone switched her baby for the scarecrow!!
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:18:37
The FAA does not have minimum or maximum height restrictions for commercial airline pilots, as long as they can operate all the equipment without adaptations. Basically, if you can operate a car without adaptations, you can operate a plane. The Air Force does have height restrictions. But only a small percentage of commercial airline pilots come from military service. Most were privately trained.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:25:11
Haha, that girl with the hobbit boyfriend and his Ferrari compensation machine is cracking me up. I'd take a tall boy any day, and an "average" one at that (you can keep your 10-inch midget porn star).
Oh, btw, no matter how much money he makes or what kind of car he drives, he won't ever be able to buy himself the respect that a taller height automatically gets you. And that's not just my opinion; multiple studies have shown that tall people are favored in jobs and when seeking a relationship. Teehee, genetics are just silly like that.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:27:21
Dermot Mulroney's Aperitif at 13:30:06 said:
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There is NO DIFFERENCE between a male child molester and the female size queen, except that what the size queen does happens to be legal
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...and excludes you.
By Patrick, on October 24, 2007 17:43:14
i dont know about the whole black dick is bigger thing, my boyfriend is colombian and he is huge.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 18:14:32
Her light-up underwear outfit is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time. She looks like an idiot.
I know she's gorgeous and all that, but if she didn't feel like a moron walking on stage in that get-up she has the wrong number of chromosomes.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 18:31:42
Ooooh, my boyfriend has a big cock and a Ferrari! And he probably sleeps with as many chicks as he can each time he lands in a different city...but I don't care because he has a Ferrari and a big dick... Are we in fucking middle school or what? Since when did a car and genital endowment validate a man's worth?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 18:44:21
11:14 that is so damn gross. why did i click that on that? fucking disgusting.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 19:20:12
If you put her in the dryer on delicate and toss in a dryer sheet, it would get rid of the wrinkles.
By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:24:04
I love it how many men feel threatened by this. It's normal to want a woman with huge tits or whatever, but if a woman wants a guy with a huge dick...well suddenly society is going to hell.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 21:46:26
she is just a disgusting whore thats all just a whore
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 23:52:08
13.41, a 5'5'' tall commercial pilot? Do they have to put a booster seat in the cockpit so he can look out of the windscreen?
And for those saying that appearance is the first factor in being attractive to someone: have you actually SEEN what Seal looks like? The guy could star as a villain in Batman without makeup on.
By Pat Bateman, on October 25, 2007 00:58:39
Awww, so Heidi likes a Big, Black Throbing Dick! So what? Most woman do. She's entitled. At least she's honest! Now, if she said she was with him 'cause of his last album,.... that'd really be offensive!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 05:19:05
October 24, 2007 18:44:21
To answer your question, a big dick and a Ferrari validate a man's worth in the same way big tits and a great body validate a woman's worth. Sorry, but it's the way of the world.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 05:55:16
He better have a big package cuz the part from the neck up is agonizing to look at.
Their kids? You'd think they would've been at least half cute because of her but no go on that one either.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 06:53:49
Believe it or not, white men actually come in a variety of sizes too...there are some big packages that come in white too..
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 06:55:30
The funny thing is, studies have shown that their is no differnce in penis size from a black man to a white man. Black guys and white guys all have small dicks, and large ones as well. The theory behind the black guys having larger schlongs, goes back to when they were slaves and one of the punishments was to tie them up by their johnson, hence making it longer. Plus they play with themselves like a 6 year old, making it even that much longer.
Every one knows that, anyone who wants to "exercise" their johnson, can have a horse dick. AKA: Jelking. You effin noobs.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 07:27:52
I always ask a man about his penis size before I'll consider dating him. Beats having to dump him once I see the lack of goods.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 07:58:25
Since when did a car and genital endowment validate a man's worth?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 18:44:21
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Uhm...where have you been, man? That's always been the case. Wake up!
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 07:59:50
Heidi must have some kind of Beauty and the Beast rape fantasy in her head
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 08:40:44
She made a good choice. I like to see them together they look hot and compliment one another nicely. Bet he makes good Monkey luv to her that most of you on here would love to experience at least once in your life.
And to all the lil Asian, Latinos and YT - of course "Keep your Head up"
Only way to tell if your wing wing is too little is the Dikdo test - If your stomach stick out further than your DICK DO - Well you might want to comb the Jungles too
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 08:51:16
Yeah most of us white girls fantasize about big black cock but we never say that to the white boys because they get all self conscious. It isn't the size that much it's just that black meat that turns me on.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:17:10
Actually, I learned in my human sexuality class in college (a psychology elective) that while there are variations in the penis size of every ethnicity, the average size does indeed differ amongst races. Black men average largest, then white men, then Asians. Likewise, women's "sizes," while also similarly varying amongst ethnicities, correspond with male member sizes by race.
This was coming from a man who's done nothing but study this stuff for...well, he retired two years ago, so long enough to be retired.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:17:22
Yeah most of us white girls fantasize about big black cock but we never say that to the white boys because they get all self conscious. It isn't the size that much it's just that black meat that turns me on.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:17:10
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
you are a low life pile of shit then , a useless whore like paris
By Catherin, on October 25, 2007 09:29:17
Sorry, but the whole trying to make white guys feel insecure by yammering on about black guys dicks just strikes me as a little too convenient for the PC-liberal and feminazi/bitter women crowd (i.e. people who were losers in high school). It attacks their favorite target: the white male. You know the one. The one who dominates and runs all of Western civilization. The lefties hate that guy and love the chance to bring him down any chance they get, even if it means sounding disgusting in the process.
The real dirty little secret is that the vast majority of white women (including the so-called liberal open-minded ones) will not date nor even have a one-night-stand with a black man because of all the many basic difference between whites and blacks - social, cultural, economic and intellectual - and the social stigma attached to it as well. Having a huge dick just isn't that important to most white women.
The whole "Ooh, I'd love a black man with a huge dick" is just phony patronizing by white girls to sound "cool" and hip and to make a dig at all the white guys that may have rejected them or treated them like shit. It's about as sincere as when they say they'd "go lesbian" for this or that "hot" chick. I don't buy it for a second. Black guys know this all too well.
By Carlewicz, on October 25, 2007 09:42:23
Why a Ferrari, couldn't climb into a Hummer to fulfill his complex?
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:44:13
Do you have your Gay Blade with your Zorro costume? Todd - the Zoro with a Gay Blade! I bet you've never wanted to be a bicycle seat so much in your life Todd!
By Todd and his Gay Blade!, on October 25, 2007 09:49:05
Military pilots can't be shorter than 5'4" and can't be taller than 5'10" for planes (there's more leeway on helicopters). "Spacious interior" is pretty low on the list of fighter-jet-building priorities.
By Patrick, on October 25, 2007 10:25:11
Carlewicz, All of my friends are white or hispanic women and have had one night stands with black men or have been in long term relationships with black men.
Its not because its "cool" its because they are attracted to black men.
It might also have to do with the majority of black men in our city being grad students, whereas the majority of white men in our city can barely hold jobs in a call center.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 10:40:05
Really, 10:40:05? What city do you live in? I don't have anything against black guys, but have never heard of a city where most black guys are grad students, and most white men can barely hold jobs in a call center.
As for black penises, I heard the idea about them being bigger started because a lot of black penises are bigger in the flaccid state than white penises are. If there IS a size difference as at least one poster said, it's a tiny average difference, like in centimeters, between the races.
I don't dream about big dicks, personally. A man who actually gives a thought to how a woman feels and what she wants sexually is good in bed, not the big-dicked guy necessarily. Hint: give oral sex to women.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 11:01:44
I hate stupid 'hollier than thou' Bible freak girls who talk about how black people are nasty and uneducated and they'd never touch a black man. Please bitch you'd do it in a heart beat if you had a chance, as long as your family never found out and labeled you a whore. I know girls just like you and they are the biggest sluts around and yet they pretend like they are better than everyone else. Hypocrites are the worst.
I still love me some black cock. I'm not only attracted to its size but their beautiful black skin as well. Although it's unlikely I'd ever end up in a relationship with a black guy because of cultural differences I'd still have a one night stand with some big black meat mmmm yummy
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 11:27:23
Everyone should know it's all in the FOOT SIZE. The bigger the feet, the bigger the man.
By Spank Me, on October 25, 2007 11:57:23
Who are you uh "talking" to, October 25, 2007 11:27:23?
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 12:11:20
to bad white race has to see this blacks should
breed w/black these kids dont stand a chance
in society
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 12:21:22
Spank Me,
That isn't true. I have size 13 feet but my dick size is barely average. It's OK, though. Women mostly care about these 3 things: personality, financial/career responsibility, and looks. If they say "it's all about dick size" they're just trying to mess with you. I can say with proven certainty that dick size does not inhibit a guy's chances with 99% of girls.
By J-Bird, on October 25, 2007 12:34:53
11.27, some Bible freak girls do actually have sex with Black men. They are usually raped and then murdered by them.
By LaGioargius MacWatermelon, on October 25, 2007 12:47:00
Carlewicz, on October 25, 2007 09:42:23, hate to burst your bubble, but white chics hooking up with black guys for one night stands are pretty common. And white women wanting a larger penis is pretty common as well. I'm not saying it to make you angry or upset.
Personally, I love the color contrast.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 13:46:53
Damn, J. Size 13? Not bad, you must be tall. And you're right. Great personality, secure finance and looks attract girls. Dick size is (in most cases) irrelevant. That is, unless you're like a hobbit. Then there may be problems.
By Spank Me More, on October 25, 2007 14:04:32
Personality definitely makes up for a lot of things. Looks matter, but a person’s looks grow on you the more you get to like the personality. As long as he’s masculine and he’s well groomed (NOT Metro. I hate that Metrosexual bullshit). Also, a guy who is funny and makes girls laugh will always be able to get laid. Dick size is way, way down on my list. Now, give me a great KISSER first. If the kiss isn’t there to begin with, there probably won’t be any sex anyway.
By Karin, on October 25, 2007 14:38:20
I said most white women, not the tramps you hang out with, obviously ;)
By Carlewicz, on October 25, 2007 15:54:16
Oh, and I also didn't say white women don't want a larger penis, I said most weren't willing to go so far as to date or sleep with a black man to get it. It's just not that important to them. Other considerations come before dick size.
(Anyway, I think I've typed the word "dick" enough times for one day.)
By Carlewicz, on October 25, 2007 16:02:14
October 25, 2007 11:01:44 : Fredericton, Canada.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 19:03:04
[This disgusting and obscene comment was deleted by the moderator] ;-P
By Alan, on October 25, 2007 20:31:08
I first read about this on GLOBALGRIND.COM and had to come check out more. This is pretty interesting, Seal bagged a super model with his package? If he could do it, I think I can too... I might just have to try this one. Gotta go.. bout to run to the store n pick up some bicycle shorts!!!
By D.T., on October 26, 2007 10:36:58
She is freking ANNOYING, can't stand her. He is an ugly MONSTER. She is an IDIOT. Lucky? please, that's not luck Heidy, that's HORROR.
I guess she is into Halloween, he doesn't need anything,he's pretty scary AU NATUREL.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 13:28:26
This is really really really hot. I mean just the whole idea that Heidi got THAT turned on by his package is making me slightly blush. Nothing wrong with going after a man with a big package. Love is one thing, but a good time in the bedroom is a very important part of the relationship! Small ones just don't do the trick. :-) Any woman who would settle for a small one is really selling herself short.
By Miss Thang, on October 26, 2007 15:36:06
big feet doesnt mean shit.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 18:56:38
I'm white but I have always preferred black men. Just a personal preference-nothing to do with size. My first husband was big but not great in the sack but my second (and present husband for 23 years!) is just average but amazing in bed. We have 3 grown children and are amazingly happy to this day!
By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 01:32:34
Heidi just loves a big black cock and that's what she deserves
By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 21:00:17
It's a travesty that race is still a big issue in America. It also seems interesting how the black dick paranoia is largely a media creation. Some people will do what they do, and if you think its for a reason that you disagree with, they'll most likely continue to do that action if you make a huge fuss about it (assuming that it is wrong). I will say this though, as an educated, white female, I have not been one to exclude a particular race. However, I have never really found black men to be that attractive. I grew up with a Prince Charming fantasy, and frankly black guys don't cut it. Whatever people's reasons are for hooking up or ending up with whoever they want, I hope its for a real reason and not for some deep seated insecurity. You may not agree with what other people do, but really, move on.
By Adara, on October 30, 2007 02:16:35
what, by the way, is a big dick?
what is average?
and what do the women here think is "acceptable"?
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 11:51:40
Of all the comments here, the only one that really bothered me is the one stating that British black men are more cultured than American blacks. I'm just curious if the person who made that comment has ever been to Britain or if they're making they're comment based on what they think they know. I think it's truly ignorant to make a broad, sweeping indictment like that.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2007 17:11:27
"Wow"? If this is true, then Ms Klum is not only a very superficial fucking idiot, but this kind of comment gives women a bad name and men the wrong and misguided impression.
Do we honestly believe this aging German underwear model is saying I fell in love with a big penis? And on Oprah no less, so she's also pandering to O w/ that "wink, wink brothers got big penises-you know what I mean gf 'cause like you're my black friend" tee hee!? YIKES! Can you imagine say George Clooney going on a talk show and saying "I took one look at her rack and said that's the tits for me"!?!? Career suicide, not to mention how stupid and shallow. There's a man attached to the f'n penis Heidi and you should not only like what that attachment *(the man) looks like too, but you might want to like his personality too. So, yeah this ain't about race; it's about the utterly offensive- "I saw what appeared through a strangers pants to be real big genitals and now I'm Mrs. Genitals". I'll be watching and hoping this just isn't how it plays out!
By Scott Anodam, on November 25, 2007 23:38:18
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