alright, this relationship seems to have what it takes to last...a strong love of penis on both sides. Just one tiny problem though, does Reese have a penis?
what's with the toothpick? Clever Jake must be cheekily doing a tribute Johnny Stecchino [since they're in Italy... Benigni? get it?] however, the only vibe I'm getting from that toothpick is cowboyish... i.e. Breakback Mountain, so that's sort of defeating the 'straight' purpose...
Look how Jake is looking at that fountain - - - wonder if anyone up there in marble is male and NUDE? Might explain the fascination. The figure closest to us looks a bit like it has a wang in its fist...lol.
"causing many to believe they have finally came out"
Now THAT I would believe. But they might make a beautifully bearded neurotic coupling - he's fearful, she's domineering, and both of them hate heterosexual relations. It'd be like Katie and Tom, with the melancholy sound of a vibrator turning off in her bedroom, the gasping finish of pillow-biting in his bedroom, followed by forced smiles for breakfast (along with fresh fruit, if the cook has an ironic sense of humor).
I've seen better acting on a telenovela. I've seen stronger body language between Bill and Hillary. I've seen Brokeback Mountain and Legally Blonde 2. I don't see these guys doing anything but promoting their current dumb movie.
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Leave Your CommentLet's get this straight: Jake does NOT love Reese's Penis (get it? sounds like Reeses Pieces...)
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:19:02
alright, this relationship seems to have what it takes to last...a strong love of penis on both sides. Just one tiny problem though, does Reese have a penis?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:31:16
what's with the toothpick? Clever Jake must be cheekily doing a tribute Johnny Stecchino [since they're in Italy... Benigni? get it?] however, the only vibe I'm getting from that toothpick is cowboyish... i.e. Breakback Mountain, so that's sort of defeating the 'straight' purpose...
By gigi, on October 24, 2007 09:46:47
LOL at Reeses Pieces.
<<<sigh>>>
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:48:15
LOL. Loved the last line.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:17:41
Maybe he mistook the chin for a penis.
It's probably as long as his.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:18:20
I thought that was Penelope Cruz's job...playing "girlfriend" to gay, Hollyweird men? Hmm. GO REESE! lol
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:58:37
Look how Jake is looking at that fountain - - - wonder if anyone up there in marble is male and NUDE? Might explain the fascination. The figure closest to us looks a bit like it has a wang in its fist...lol.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:00:46
"causing many to believe they have finally came out"
Now THAT I would believe. But they might make a beautifully bearded neurotic coupling - he's fearful, she's domineering, and both of them hate heterosexual relations. It'd be like Katie and Tom, with the melancholy sound of a vibrator turning off in her bedroom, the gasping finish of pillow-biting in his bedroom, followed by forced smiles for breakfast (along with fresh fruit, if the cook has an ironic sense of humor).
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:03:01
Why would anyone need a purse that big?
By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:39:00
...she could probably fuck him with that chin of hers. LOL!
By farookahli, on October 24, 2007 17:05:38
I foresee a DP.
By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:27:31
I've seen better acting on a telenovela. I've seen stronger body language between Bill and Hillary. I've seen Brokeback Mountain and Legally Blonde 2. I don't see these guys doing anything but promoting their current dumb movie.
By 3:10 to Zuma, on October 24, 2007 22:15:05
I'm proud to say that my gaydar never betrays me. It never doubted Jake, this "romance" with Reese is all an act.
By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:21:46
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