14 Comments:

• Let's get this straight: Jake does NOT love Reese's Penis (get it? sounds like Reeses Pieces...)

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:19:02

• alright, this relationship seems to have what it takes to last...a strong love of penis on both sides. Just one tiny problem though, does Reese have a penis?

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:31:16

• what's with the toothpick? Clever Jake must be cheekily doing a tribute Johnny Stecchino [since they're in Italy... Benigni? get it?] however, the only vibe I'm getting from that toothpick is cowboyish... i.e. Breakback Mountain, so that's sort of defeating the 'straight' purpose...

  By gigi, on October 24, 2007 09:46:47

• LOL at Reeses Pieces.
  
  <<<sigh>>>

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 09:48:15

• LOL. Loved the last line.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:17:41

• Maybe he mistook the chin for a penis.
  It's probably as long as his.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:18:20

• I thought that was Penelope Cruz's job...playing "girlfriend" to gay, Hollyweird men? Hmm. GO REESE! lol

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:58:37

• Look how Jake is looking at that fountain - - - wonder if anyone up there in marble is male and NUDE? Might explain the fascination. The figure closest to us looks a bit like it has a wang in its fist...lol.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:00:46

• "causing many to believe they have finally came out"
  
  Now THAT I would believe. But they might make a beautifully bearded neurotic coupling - he's fearful, she's domineering, and both of them hate heterosexual relations. It'd be like Katie and Tom, with the melancholy sound of a vibrator turning off in her bedroom, the gasping finish of pillow-biting in his bedroom, followed by forced smiles for breakfast (along with fresh fruit, if the cook has an ironic sense of humor).

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 11:03:01

• Why would anyone need a purse that big?

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:39:00

• ...she could probably fuck him with that chin of hers. LOL!

  By farookahli, on October 24, 2007 17:05:38

• I foresee a DP.

  By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:27:31

• I've seen better acting on a telenovela. I've seen stronger body language between Bill and Hillary. I've seen Brokeback Mountain and Legally Blonde 2. I don't see these guys doing anything but promoting their current dumb movie.

  By 3:10 to Zuma, on October 24, 2007 22:15:05

• I'm proud to say that my gaydar never betrays me. It never doubted Jake, this "romance" with Reese is all an act.

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 09:21:46