Jake's "friend" is wearing a turquoise ring. That reeks of gayitude. That makes Jake a fag or what I consider second best: a fag hag.
Witherspoon is starting to look a little too smug for me. I want her to remember back when she was just a big-chinned wannabe sucking Phillippe's cock on the set of Cruel Intentions.
as a "fag" myself, i take huge offense at your homophobic remarks, "non vocabulum". may i challenge you to a duel with a wet noodle? or your limp cock? but seriously folks. what the hell difference does it make in this century? i just wish the poor bastard would make up his mind and come out of the closet and get comfortable with his gender preference. it shouldn't be such a big deal any more. geez. that's all. thanks.
What is so great about "this century"? Why are freaks always going on about the 21st century and "this day and age." This day and age SUCKS. It's nauseating.
Come on, gays, don't you secretly want the thrill and danger of having to hide your dark fantasies again? Because I sure as hell know I'm getting sick of having them shoved in my face.
P.S. Gyllenhaal is freaking nasty and what is wrong with Reese that she keeps bearding around with these creeps.
It makes no difference if he's gay. That's what's so ridiculous. Who cares anymore ? By pretending he's not gay, it's like he's challenging the paparazzi to catch him balls deep at a San Fran bathhouse. And they will. Eventually. Hell, it took years to get the snap of John Travolta kissing the dude on the steps of the plane, but he did.
Plus, he's pretty much already admitted he's gay. If your banging Reese Witherspoon and you voluntarily stop - even if it's pretend banging to confuse the paparazzi - then you're pretty much gay.
I agree with farookahli, that in this day and age, he should just come out! But the problem is that it makes him a less bankable star. He loses that "leading man" it-thang the minute he admits he's gay. And for all their liberal shit, Hollywood is a money-making machine, and they think that people in the Bible belt aren't gonna shell out the bucks to see a fag make out with America's Sweetheart. And they are probably right. Look at Rupert Everett...not that he's Jakie, but studios were not exactly clamoring to hire him after he came out...it's sad but true.
I agree with farookahli. In this day and age, who gives a flying fuck who is gay and who isn't? And if he is, he should just get over himself and come out already.
He could have been implying that he drinks/parties a lot so he passes out on men's rooms, hence spending a lot of time on the floor, not that he has sex on mens room floors...
Well he's clearly gay but Jesus Christ he's handsome, I mean that raised eyebrow thing he does is just so .... damn, now he's turning me gay. he's contagious. He's like that monkey in that Dustin Hoffman movie ... Rain man I think it was called.
Couldn't find a battery, so they ended up in the womens' bathroom? How the fuck does one go from looking for a battery to ending up on the womens' bathroom floor?
Like me, Jake may be a boarderline alcoholic and often find himself drinking too much and passing out on the bathroom floor. The difference is I get drunk and pass out on the bathroom floor when I can't find a chick who weighs less than me to fuck, he does it when he can't find a dude who weighs more than him to fuck him.
bathroom floors are soooo dirty, why would he brag about spending so much time on one? Who fuckin cares? I am not understanding the importance of his comment and why was it published by the press? Ewwww
7:47, in answer to your question there are usually outlets in the women's bathroom. On the wall near the mirrors. For hair dryers, curling irons, rechargeable vibrators...you know, that kind of thing.
Maybe they meant that there was no battery for the tape recorder they were using for the interview, so they went into the women's bathroom to use the plug? It kind of makes sense (as much as anything else on this site does!)
Hmm, not too sure what was supposed to be overtly gay about what he said, except for the spending a lot of time on the floors of men's bathrooms part. I think he was actually trying to say that because he's such a he-man hard-partyin' hard-drinkin' kinda guy he's been passed out on bathroom floors a lot.
But, yeah, whatever. He's still a gigantic gaylord.
This is so pointless. No use trying to convince a bunch of rednecks that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. However I would like to take the time to say it is wrong to marry your sister. Got that you fucking hicks?
in response to mmb.. maybe Rupert just isn't that great of an actor and besides, from every article I've read about him, he seems to have a major chip on his shoulders.
A. Well, probably just an innate quality of being comfortable. That is sort of the biggest thing. Beauty is not always bad. For me, I think it's the comfortable factor. How does she feel about herself? Is she happy? That is so powerful and sexy to me.
*** Doesn't he have any straight male friends who could give him a less diagnostic answer to use during interviews?
12:16 - Relax no one here but a few retards are saying there is anything wrong with being gay. They are saying he should quit pretending he is straight and come out. We'd expect the little faggot ... and that last part was a joke ... take that stick out of your ass .. the site is about bashing people not singing and dancing in a circle holding hands ...
13:40- It takes a brave soul to bash somebody as a "joke" anonymously. I doubt you would say "faggot" to his face, but thats okay hide behind your computer. I have to go. I'm still trying to remove the stick from my ass. I've gotta hurry the singing and dancing circle is forming and I don't want to miss out.
I think everyone should leave him alone. We don't know anything for sure, and its none of our business anyways. If he is gay, so what? It is not up to us to decide whether or not he should come out. That is an extremely personal decision and nobody needs the pressure.
I don't see how anything in that article said he's gay. You people are all looking. If he was in the closet he'd never have done Brokeback mountain. If he was gay and denying it, his publicist wouldn't let him touch that with a ten foot pole. He was just comfortable enough with his sexuality to say "I am an actor, this is a role". It was a role that got him a lot of buzz, so obviously it was a good choice
McComments and O'Cheapskate: the correct spelling is Gayandall.
But who is to say if it would hurt his career to come out in this day and age. Someone needs to test these waters and see if it still holds true. And it's not like he does romantic comedies anyway.
Or maybe he used reverse psychology and took the part so that people like you would think he was 'comfortable with his sexuality' and say he would never take the part if he was gay. Which obviously worked. On you.
He's hot. If he's gay, good for him. If he's not, he can come visit me...
The Hollywood PR machine is working overtime on this guy.
HE MUST BE GAY BECAUSE: (1) he is only ever in relationships with other stars (set ups); (2) you see his pictures in the rags all the time but NEVER with a woman...unless it is a staged photo op like the ones with Reese Withersppon (3) when has he ever had a long term relationship??? (4) i graduated from columbia with him and heard he was openly gay until he dropped out
13:52 Well you set up a meeting between me and him and I will. I'd love an autograph too if you can manage, he was great in Brokeback Mountain.
I have several gay friends and I call them faggot to their face all the time, I call my Jewish friend a jewbag and she makes jokes about all the catholic priests fucking boys. We're all open and we can laugh about that shit ... pretending we aren't different isn't going to solve the problem.
It's this fucked up politically correct bullshit I hate ... we all have prejudices, everyone of us, and all that happens when you hide them is they fester and grow ... if people were more open I think we'd get along a lot better ...
If your banging Reese Witherspoon and you voluntarily stop - even if it's pretend banging to confuse the paparazzi - then you're pretty much gay.
Or alternately, he got tired of waking up in a cold sweat at 4:00 AM only to see Reese perched on the back of a chair in a perpetual state of cat-like readiness.
High- strung + high maintenance or negligent + crazy... those Southern girls have it GOING ON!
i thought the guy in the picture at the game was Gareth Gates, a pop puppet from England. Guess I was wrong.
By the way, what's with this "anonymous" freak? first he agrees with himself, then he hates himself, then he contradicts himself, then he misquotes himself. Get some fucking help!
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJake's "friend" is wearing a turquoise ring. That reeks of gayitude. That makes Jake a fag or what I consider second best: a fag hag.
Witherspoon is starting to look a little too smug for me. I want her to remember back when she was just a big-chinned wannabe sucking Phillippe's cock on the set of Cruel Intentions.
By non vocabulum, on October 22, 2007 20:55:22
Meh, who cares just as long as we get to look at him...
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 21:24:55
as a "fag" myself, i take huge offense at your homophobic remarks, "non vocabulum". may i challenge you to a duel with a wet noodle? or your limp cock?
but seriously folks. what the hell difference does it make in this century? i just wish the poor bastard would make up his mind and come out of the closet and get comfortable with his gender preference. it shouldn't be such a big deal any more. geez. that's all. thanks.
By farookahli, on October 22, 2007 21:50:59
farookahli, you are damn right homie.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 22:32:01
uhh...who spends time on a public bathroom floor?? am I missing something here?
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 22:47:11
i hope he is bi, so I can hit that.
By Akare, on October 22, 2007 22:51:21
What is so great about "this century"? Why are freaks always going on about the 21st century and "this day and age." This day and age SUCKS. It's nauseating.
Come on, gays, don't you secretly want the thrill and danger of having to hide your dark fantasies again? Because I sure as hell know I'm getting sick of having them shoved in my face.
P.S. Gyllenhaal is freaking nasty and what is wrong with Reese that she keeps bearding around with these creeps.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 23:28:44
It makes no difference if he's gay. That's what's so ridiculous. Who cares anymore ? By pretending he's not gay, it's like he's challenging the paparazzi to catch him balls deep at a San Fran bathhouse. And they will. Eventually. Hell, it took years to get the snap of John Travolta kissing the dude on the steps of the plane, but he did.
Plus, he's pretty much already admitted he's gay. If your banging Reese Witherspoon and you voluntarily stop - even if it's pretend banging to confuse the paparazzi - then you're pretty much gay.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 03:52:08
The guy has got to take it up the poop hole, because Reese is hot. Him and his sister Maggie are weird anyway!!
By lkl, on October 23, 2007 05:45:11
I agree with farookahli, that in this day and age, he should just come out! But the problem is that it makes him a less bankable star. He loses that "leading man" it-thang the minute he admits he's gay. And for all their liberal shit, Hollywood is a money-making machine, and they think that people in the Bible belt aren't gonna shell out the bucks to see a fag make out with America's Sweetheart. And they are probably right. Look at Rupert Everett...not that he's Jakie, but studios were not exactly clamoring to hire him after he came out...it's sad but true.
By MMB, on October 23, 2007 06:11:07
Hi - I'm Troy McClure - I prefer the company of fish over women.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 06:18:04
I agree with farookahli. In this day and age, who gives a flying fuck who is gay and who isn't? And if he is, he should just get over himself and come out already.
By Jessica, on October 23, 2007 06:28:43
"Jake Gyllenhaal is in the closet...
And he won't come out....
Come out of the closet, Jakie G!
But he won't come out...
So I pull out my guuuunnnnn....
And I put a cap in someone's ass!!!"
By R Kelly, on October 23, 2007 07:32:22
He could have been implying that he drinks/parties a lot so he passes out on men's rooms, hence spending a lot of time on the floor, not that he has sex on mens room floors...
I'm just saying.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 07:35:45
Well he's clearly gay but Jesus Christ he's handsome, I mean that raised eyebrow thing he does is just so .... damn, now he's turning me gay. he's contagious. He's like that monkey in that Dustin Hoffman movie ... Rain man I think it was called.
By Jimmy Stewart's dead tits., on October 23, 2007 07:41:53
Couldn't find a battery, so they ended up in the womens' bathroom? How the fuck does one go from looking for a battery to ending up on the womens' bathroom floor?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 07:47:04
Didn't believe it until you proved it with this pic of him and that dick smoker Tom Brady. Jake is a fag, Tom Brady is a fog and the NE Pats suck.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 08:04:58
Yeah, he does look like he's taken a ride or two on the sausage express.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 08:07:59
So he's a gaylord, who cares?
By Oliver Cromwell, on October 23, 2007 08:11:43
Like me, Jake may be a boarderline alcoholic and often find himself drinking too much and passing out on the bathroom floor. The difference is I get drunk and pass out on the bathroom floor when I can't find a chick who weighs less than me to fuck, he does it when he can't find a dude who weighs more than him to fuck him.
By Thebig28, on October 23, 2007 08:19:33
And that is no big loss to the hetrosexual world..
I mean look at him. It wasn't a big shocker.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 08:25:15
bathroom floors are soooo dirty, why would he brag about spending so much time on one? Who fuckin cares? I am not understanding the importance of his comment and why was it published by the press? Ewwww
By Ima Biatchh, on October 23, 2007 09:14:08
7:47, in answer to your question there are usually outlets in the women's bathroom. On the wall near the mirrors. For hair dryers, curling irons, rechargeable vibrators...you know, that kind of thing.
By Vigilante, on October 23, 2007 09:20:55
Maybe they meant that there was no battery for the tape recorder they were using for the interview, so they went into the women's bathroom to use the plug? It kind of makes sense (as much as anything else on this site does!)
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 09:23:21
^ read the source they linked to, dumb ass
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=488968&in_page_id=1879
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 09:25:02
Did you guys read the whole interview? It makes Hannah Montana look butch.
By MMB, on October 23, 2007 09:44:42
He has the ugliest smile ever. I don't find him even remotely attractive. And yea, he's definitely gay.
By T, on October 23, 2007 09:53:54
Maybe him and Tom Brady are gonna star in the reality tv version of Brokeback Mountain.
I hope Heath Ledger gargled with bleach after kissing Jake...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 10:10:13
I think he'll go as Strawberry Shortcake
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 10:31:39
Hmm, not too sure what was supposed to be overtly gay about what he said, except for the spending a lot of time on the floors of men's bathrooms part. I think he was actually trying to say that because he's such a he-man hard-partyin' hard-drinkin' kinda guy he's been passed out on bathroom floors a lot.
But, yeah, whatever. He's still a gigantic gaylord.
By Derkin, on October 23, 2007 10:39:55
Shouldn't his last name actually be spelled Gayllenhaal?
By Snarky McComments, on October 23, 2007 10:43:01
^ Nope, it should be Gayandsucksballs.
By Comments O'Cheapskate, on October 23, 2007 11:05:29
Maybe he has to drink to pass out to cover up the agonizing pain of taking it in the ole pooper.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 11:32:27
This is so pointless. No use trying to convince a bunch of rednecks that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. However I would like to take the time to say it is wrong to marry your sister. Got that you fucking hicks?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:16:22
in response to mmb.. maybe Rupert just isn't that great of an actor and besides, from every article I've read about him, he seems to have a major chip on his shoulders.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 12:39:33
from the interview:
Q. What do you find attractive in a woman?
A. Well, probably just an innate quality of being comfortable. That is sort of the biggest thing. Beauty is not always bad. For me, I think it's the comfortable factor. How does she feel about herself? Is she happy? That is so powerful and sexy to me.
*** Doesn't he have any straight male friends who could give him a less diagnostic answer to use during interviews?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:27:09
12:16 - Relax no one here but a few retards are saying there is anything wrong with being gay. They are saying he should quit pretending he is straight and come out. We'd expect the little faggot ... and that last part was a joke ... take that stick out of your ass .. the site is about bashing people not singing and dancing in a circle holding hands ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:40:23
13:40- It takes a brave soul to bash somebody as a "joke" anonymously. I doubt you would say "faggot" to his face, but thats okay hide behind your computer. I have to go. I'm still trying to remove the stick from my ass. I've gotta hurry the singing and dancing circle is forming and I don't want to miss out.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:52:14
I think everyone should leave him alone. We don't know anything for sure, and its none of our business anyways. If he is gay, so what? It is not up to us to decide whether or not he should come out. That is an extremely personal decision and nobody needs the pressure.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 13:57:00
I don't see how anything in that article said he's gay. You people are all looking. If he was in the closet he'd never have done Brokeback mountain. If he was gay and denying it, his publicist wouldn't let him touch that with a ten foot pole. He was just comfortable enough with his sexuality to say "I am an actor, this is a role". It was a role that got him a lot of buzz, so obviously it was a good choice
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:13:18
McComments and O'Cheapskate: the correct spelling is Gayandall.
But who is to say if it would hurt his career to come out in this day and age. Someone needs to test these waters and see if it still holds true. And it's not like he does romantic comedies anyway.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:23:41
Or maybe he used reverse psychology and took the part so that people like you would think he was 'comfortable with his sexuality' and say he would never take the part if he was gay. Which obviously worked. On you.
He's hot. If he's gay, good for him. If he's not, he can come visit me...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 14:36:00
He's allegedly straight and has never before heard a woman urinate? Hmm...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 15:59:12
The Hollywood PR machine is working overtime on this guy.
HE MUST BE GAY BECAUSE:
(1) he is only ever in relationships with other stars (set ups);
(2) you see his pictures in the rags all the time but NEVER with a woman...unless it is a staged photo op like the ones with Reese Withersppon
(3) when has he ever had a long term relationship???
(4) i graduated from columbia with him and heard he was openly gay until he dropped out
Whatever. He is a lousy actor.
By Tony the Tiger, on October 23, 2007 18:44:59
13:52 Well you set up a meeting between me and him and I will. I'd love an autograph too if you can manage, he was great in Brokeback Mountain.
I have several gay friends and I call them faggot to their face all the time, I call my Jewish friend a jewbag and she makes jokes about all the catholic priests fucking boys. We're all open and we can laugh about that shit ... pretending we aren't different isn't going to solve the problem.
It's this fucked up politically correct bullshit I hate ... we all have prejudices, everyone of us, and all that happens when you hide them is they fester and grow ... if people were more open I think we'd get along a lot better ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 19:19:24
If your banging Reese Witherspoon and you voluntarily stop - even if it's pretend banging to confuse the paparazzi - then you're pretty much gay.
Or alternately, he got tired of waking up in a cold sweat at 4:00 AM only to see Reese perched on the back of a chair in a perpetual state of cat-like readiness.
High- strung + high maintenance or negligent + crazy... those Southern girls have it GOING ON!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 20:43:51
Jake Gylenbaalls is HOT.
By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:38:41
i thought the guy in the picture at the game was Gareth Gates, a pop puppet from England. Guess I was wrong.
By the way, what's with this "anonymous" freak? first he agrees with himself, then he hates himself, then he contradicts himself, then he misquotes himself. Get some fucking help!
By AstonishingSodApe, on October 25, 2007 03:52:50
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