No way is she fat. She's in better shape than any of you I would wager. I do agree that she can't sing but that doesn't seem to affect other crappy pop stars like Britney. Didn't she do an all Latin-style album? Spanish? I think it's possible she went overboard doing an all-Latin or some Latin album. It cuts out a lot of otherwise interested white and other race idiots who would buy her stuff.
It figures someone named "Poop" would love J-Lo, with her huge cavernous asshole. She probably conceived "Poop" after one of her gluttonous taco binges.
I agree, she is talentless. I only ever watched one of her movies and that was too much. She has no talent!! Unless you consider having a big ass talent.
Has anyone noticed that her press kicked up a notch when she was hooked with P Diddy? I am not a fan of either of them, but it seems to me she took him for a ride.
She's pregnant, so it would explain a stomach! she has a hot body and she's talented, not a fuckin' celine dion, but she sings pop music not opera! anyways, she's worth over a hundred million, so I think she wont lose sleep tonight, just guessing.
haha, god it's so awesome to see people like her put in her place. guess what, jenny, you actually have to act like a decent human being now. have fun looking up "humble" in the dictionary.
she rode the 'latina' bandwagon all the way to the top. I forgot, when you're 'latina' you're more cultured and can sing, NOT. She's washed up, I need to take a dump, brb.
Thank you IDLYITW for this reportage. I was feeling really bad about the state of the music business with all these capri pants wearing fops on Myspace hogging all of the little limelight left in the world of the post downloading music business like an endless parade of Creed retards and then you guys give a nice eulogy to J-Lo's worthless no talent ass. This doesn't give me hope, for there is none, but it's a start on the yellow brick road of healing called the apocalypse.
she is just a media whore/attention whore using music to sell her crappy products. any excuse to be in magazines and tv. she desn't care about her music its generic souless crap and i'm so happy the public made sure she flopped with her latest album. she needs to be taught a lesson. Epic dump her!!
her singing voice, looks, dancing, and acting skills are all over-rated. she walks around like she's got it all, but she's so mediocre at best. we all know why she's that famous, thanx to selena and her butt.
I would like to know what self-respecting white woman would go begging to a Puerto Rican?? All the Carribean guys are lazy, machisimo assholes. I prefer a Mexican chorizo or a Columbian any day.
If only we could send J.Ho, Britney, Avril and Paris Hilton on the next space shuttle and just leave them out there! I am so sick of fake singers! J.Ho has no talent which I could overlook if she was a nice person but she is so full on Diva bitch that I cannot help but relish her failures. She is so full of herself she makes Kayne look humble in comparison. She needs to get over herself.
Sorry rican dong, i dont know anyone that would beg for it. Maybe you got confused about what you have to do, not what the white women do. If being a rican dong reeks of low class and tasteless, sexist comments then youve got it baby......enjoy yourself bitch
the ignorance of some people still amazes me although i shouldnt be surprised with these people who make themselves feel better by putting other races down
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By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 11:46:05
I disagree with you: kittens in a fire make a much more lovely tune than JHo.
By Jennifer, on October 30, 2007 11:51:20
They're dropping her in favor of HENNIFER LOPEZ and her new smash his "Taco Flavored Kisses"!
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:05:43
That's great, I need a maid.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:08:01
I don't want to sound mean however, SHE CAN'T SING!! She's pretty..... that about covers it!! I am not a fan of her acting either!!
By Gramane, on October 30, 2007 12:11:01
No way is she fat. She's in better shape than any of you I would wager. I do agree that she can't sing but that doesn't seem to affect other crappy pop stars like Britney.
Didn't she do an all Latin-style album? Spanish? I think it's possible she went overboard doing an all-Latin or some Latin album. It cuts out a lot of otherwise interested white and other race idiots who would buy her stuff.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:23:24
she's NOT pretty 12:11:01. She's a fucking skank cunt bitch piece of shit on the bottom of an attorneys shoe.
By chuggdog, on October 30, 2007 12:28:42
meh
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:29:33
"Taco Flavored Kisses," LMAO... that was the best South Park ever.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:33:43
I like tacos and burritos while I watch Henifer Hopez on el Canal de la Ciudad.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 12:35:04
Todd, I really could not have said it any better.
By TheBig28, on October 30, 2007 12:54:24
It's about damn time people see her for the no talent that she is. Actually her real talent was fooling everyone into believing she had talent.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 13:09:51
I love this girl. She has worked hard to get where she is. She has talent and can sing like a canary. I love her!
By Poop, on October 30, 2007 13:42:26
It figures someone named "Poop" would love J-Lo, with her huge cavernous asshole. She probably conceived "Poop" after one of her gluttonous taco binges.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 13:55:39
plus when she visited the Epic/Sony offices she kept breaking all the toilet seats.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 14:28:34
I agree, she is talentless. I only ever watched one of her movies and that was too much. She has no talent!! Unless you consider having a big ass talent.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 14:37:11
Tacos are from Mexico you morons. If you're gonna insult someone at least do it right. We eat Rice and Beans in Puerto Rico.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 15:05:30
Has anyone noticed that her press kicked up
a notch when she was hooked with P Diddy? I
am not a fan of either of them, but it seems
to me she took him for a ride.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 15:40:41
We were talking about her personal taco moron. Most tacos are pink but her's is a brown bruised color.
By chuggdog, on October 30, 2007 16:09:05
She's pregnant, so it would explain a stomach! she has a hot body and she's talented, not a fuckin' celine dion, but she sings pop music not opera! anyways, she's worth over a hundred million, so I think she wont lose sleep tonight, just guessing.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 16:24:04
haha, god it's so awesome to see people like her put in her place.
guess what, jenny, you actually have to act like a decent human being now. have fun looking up "humble" in the dictionary.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 16:42:18
"No way is she fat. She's in better shape than any of you I would wager."
yawn. for your sake i hope you don't gamble for money.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 16:46:03
Pregnant !
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 17:31:54
"The best thing that ever happened to Lopez was the president of Selena's fan club."
Tasteless but damn funny.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 18:27:37
It's all downhill from here. Latin women have kids at 14 for a reason. They're butt ugly and old after 21. J-lo is a grandma in Latin years.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 18:36:33
"new album"? what new album? i guess that shows how much it sucks that i've never even heard of it and i read all the music rags.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 18:57:56
"Tacos are from Mexico you morons. If you're gonna insult someone at least do it right. We eat Rice and Beans in Puerto Rico."
That's what makes the joke funny. You guys are all the same.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 19:10:38
Todd Rocks!... "Kittens in a fire" LOL
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 20:43:29
White people are all the same too. You have tiny dicks and your women come begging to us.
By RICANDONG, on October 30, 2007 20:52:16
Even pregnant she's in better shape than you idiots. lol! It's so obvious that you don't know anything about being in shape.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 21:37:25
...she's talented, not a fuckin' celine dion...
I just peed myself a little...
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 22:22:31
she rode the 'latina' bandwagon all the way to the top. I forgot, when you're 'latina' you're more cultured and can sing, NOT. She's washed up, I need to take a dump, brb.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 23:53:27
Thank you IDLYITW for this reportage. I was feeling really bad about the state of the music business with all these capri pants wearing fops on Myspace hogging all of the little limelight left in the world of the post downloading music business like an endless parade of Creed retards and then you guys give a nice eulogy to J-Lo's worthless no talent ass. This doesn't give me hope, for there is none, but it's a start on the yellow brick road of healing called the apocalypse.
By uncledaddy, on October 31, 2007 02:21:22
she is just a media whore/attention whore using music to sell her crappy products. any excuse to be in magazines and tv. she desn't care about her music its generic souless crap and i'm so happy the public made sure she flopped with her latest album. she needs to be taught a lesson. Epic dump her!!
By hayden, on October 31, 2007 06:28:52
she can't sing in any language her spanish record was a disaster so is her.i'm puerirican and i'm not proud of her
By amaury, on October 31, 2007 06:56:50
"That's what makes the joke funny. You guys are all the same."
Ahhhh, American ignorance. The best kind.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 07:22:52
her singing voice, looks, dancing, and acting skills are all over-rated. she walks around like she's got it all, but she's so mediocre at best. we all know why she's that famous, thanx to selena and her butt.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 08:04:57
RICANDONG 20:52:16
I wouldn't brag too much, El Jefe. "Mow my lawn" isn't exactly pillow talk, y'know?
By Guano Garbanzo, on October 31, 2007 08:34:57
I would like to know what self-respecting white woman would go begging to a Puerto Rican?? All the Carribean guys are lazy, machisimo assholes. I prefer a Mexican chorizo or a Columbian any day.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 10:37:39
"I would like to know what self-respecting white woman would go begging to a Puerto Rican??"
Someone who needs their house painted?
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 10:52:06
If only we could send J.Ho, Britney, Avril and Paris Hilton on the next space shuttle and just leave them out there! I am so sick of fake singers! J.Ho has no talent which I could overlook if she was a nice person but she is so full on Diva bitch that I cannot help but relish her failures. She is so full of herself she makes Kayne look humble in comparison. She needs to get over herself.
By America is sick of your boring diva crap Jen, on November 1, 2007 00:30:18
Sorry rican dong, i dont know anyone that would beg for it. Maybe you got confused about what you have to do, not what the white women do.
If being a rican dong reeks of low class and tasteless, sexist comments then youve got it baby......enjoy yourself bitch
By the chingona, on November 1, 2007 08:12:12
the ignorance of some people still amazes me although i shouldnt be surprised with these people who make themselves feel better by putting other races down
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 13:58:27
If only we could send J.Ho, Britney, Avril and Paris Hilton.
I hate Avril, but I think it is unfair to lump her in with the other "fake singers" you mentioned. She's a complete twat but she has a good voice.
By Solaera, on November 1, 2007 14:25:47
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