Add J-lo to the ever-growing list of "performers" that can pass out, fall down stairs, or stumble like a 95-pound coed who just took her first roofie without ever displaying the slightest change in their "singing." That shit was more canned than tuna.
Can any of these 'singers' perform without lip-synching? The producers find pretty faces who's voices they can manipulate to sound better in the studio. Then they just never sing live and use choreography or fatigue as an excuse. What bullshit. Why be a singer if you can't pull it off? Oh, right, money. And lets not forget that J-Lo is a total famewhore who will do anything for attention.
Good for her. As someone who's been trying (unsuccessfully) for five years to get knocked up, I'm glad one more person who really wants to be a mom will get the chance. Hey, there could be worse news - Britney Spears could be pregnant again. Maybe JLo will be one of those celebs who will leave the entertainment industry to be a full-time mom. If we're lucky enough for that to happen, I guess we should count our blessings.
I am very happy with her, and yes, it is most likely IVF. I am the mother of IVF twins, and the pain of infertility is awful whether you are a rich celebrity or just a work-a-day schlub. Of course, the pain of the cost of infertility treatments is a lot easier if you are a rich celebrity.
I am telling you this wetback is going to be like any other. As soon as those twins are out she will have them both in the Target shopping cart stroller and riding shotgun in their Tahoe.
stupid bitch almost killed her kids by falling on her pug face ,hey bitch go back home you are lypsincin anyways just click on play put a big brat doll on stage and your fans will think is you live
Idiots fans of lip-synch'ers don't really care (britney fans especially). Jennifer is talentless except for dancing but seeing as she's pregnant I guess shes not dancing at all.
Anyway good for her. Sad her babies are gonna come out looking like those lil gremlin things from Lord of the Rings. Mark anthony fucking looks like skeletor.
Why is it that every time a celeb announces her pregnancy, the media says she is "over the moon" about it? AAAAAUGH! I'm SURE the celebs don't TALK like that. Either way, that phrase is about as overused as the term "BABY BUMP." GAG
Anon 17:47...I was thinking the same thing! "Over the moon" is everywhere whenever a celeb gets knocked up!
We'll see what happens. I think they'll be pretty decent parents. Yeah, the stroller will probably be lined in mink because she's nuveau riche, but she seems to actually want her kids.
Why is it that every time a celeb announces her pregnancy, the media says she is "over the moon" about it?
It is going to be one uncomfortable afternoon when the Spears-Federline tadpoles learn to read (say, at age 23) and want to know what Mommy meant by "mistakes".
It can be explained by that evil Bush regime and the way our country is sooo fucked up now...it has to be something that big- LOOK, J Lo w/ Marc uglyboneyfug Anthony, Christina w/ that ugly mug she just let impregnate her...etc... Hollywood hotties w/ addictions, anorexia, public poon exposure and drunkeness, self-loathing, insecure and f'kng ugly...painfully ugly guys. I can only explain it by taking into account the totally meaningless invasion of Iraq, gas prices and the hateful, aggressive way Bush and his sick fucks have treated the lot of us/ all those poor dead and maimed kids fighting car bombers in the name of imagined WMD's! You say "no way"? Well Mr neo-conservative. souless, zombie- Ok, you explain it?!
whats up with you all....having a really bad pms?? leave the girl alone...she wont hear you guys anyway so why wasting your stinking breath?? And at the end of the day we are back again on our chair typing shit about the celebs that dont even care about our existence....get real....She is having a good life...
Jen is glowing and looking really good. She’s wanted to have children for quite awhile and it looks like she got her wish. She’s unveiled a whole wardrobe of loose clothes, no longer dances like a Fly Girl on stage, and so far refuses to announce she is expecting. I figure she does not want to jinx herself after trying so hard to have children. Look at all the media attention she is getting while on tour. Keeping everyone guessing is a great way to stay in the spotlight.
Of course it was fertility drugs. Marc has like half a dozen little bastards. Everytime he looks at another slut, she gets pregnant! Jennifer was the defective one. BTW, wanting a baby is not a good reason for having a baby any more than being able to squeeze one out is.
Whoever writes this blog, and all you stupid ignorant fools that wrote comments on this Jennifer Lopez pregnancy post, I really wouldn't write or comment on something you clearly know NOTHING about. Infertility treatments are an AWFUL thing for someone to have to endure - first to find out that you may not be able to conceive your own child, and then being poked and prodded constantly for months, sometimes years, can be compared emotionally as well as physically to treatment for fatal diseases, like cancer. So though I'm sure I'll get a lot of "stupid bitch" comments, I just couldn't pass by this post without stating my opinion. Whoever writes this blog (who the fuck are you? show yourself!) - you have just lost one loyal reader. Why? Because you are an insensitve ignorant evil fuck.
Hittin' a little too close to home for ya, 10:50:23? So sorry for trampling on your feelings - we'll be more sensitive next time. Lighten up, fucktard.
Being poked and prodded is physically and emotionally the same as a fatal disease? For fuck sake! Who's being insensitive here? Here's a clue - when you're infertile NO ONE ACTUALLY DIES!! Jesus Christ you are too stupid for words!!
To 12:45:39 - No I did not fertility treatment is the same as a fatal disease, I said it "can be compared to" somoene suffering from a fatal disease and one of the leading centers for fertility treatment in Boston Mass says that on their website, so I didn't make it up. Go read a book. And fuck your mother while you're at it.
I hope you have to go through fertility treatment some day, 11:00:53. You'll eat those words. It's not that easy. You will understand once you're older than 18.
Not everyone was born retarded and can't have babies. Those who can't should adopt and help kids who need their love. There are Chinese baby girls in adoption centers in China right now who spend their days chained to toilet because the caretakers don't want to deal with diaper changing, oh but YOU HAVE to get pregnant and have your OWN baby. Fuck you selfish assholes. You don' deserve anyone's pity.
First of all, she needs to stop wearing the stupid ass shoes and clothes now that she's pregnant. And not walking on a moving treadmill would be a good idea too. And just because someone is going through IVF doesn't mean they can't have kids -- obviously. It just means they need help along the way. (Some aren't as lucky as your parents who must have created assholes on the first try!!) And if they want to have their own baby instead of adopting a freaking chinese baby it doesn't make them bad people you assholes. Jesus. Ignorant assholes, seriously. Why can't we just make fun of the celebrities and be nice to each other??
If she IS preggers, she needs to sit her ass down. Especially since she 'allegedly' miscarried so many x's in the past. Why put your baby in danger by working so much?!? Keep STILL Momma!
I have never seen so many childish hateful remarks. Wishing a breech birth?? Why? Because you're a bunch of stupid low class idiots who get on a message board about someone you apparently don't like. Vomiting up your inner demons onto someone who hasn't done a damn thing to you. Says a lot about the kind of parents you have. For your damn information I was at that show when she almost fell and it terrified a lot of us as well as her, she was singing live and she recovered well except that we could see she was trembling and we could hear a quiver in her voice when she was about to fall. None of you have any idea what the hell you're talking about. You just get pleasure out of being nasty because you're small minded and live limited life styles. It's because of people like you that the media runs amok spreading speculations and rumors that eventually does hurt someone enough that they turn to drinking and drugs. I hope every nasty thing you say turns back on you or someone close to you so you people can feel the brunt of your own venom. Idiots! Breech Births are very painful and can kill.
10:50:23 & 14:15:27 HAS to be a troll! I refuse to believe that anyone can be that stupid. Even George Bush wouldn't be stupid enough to compare infertility to having a terminal illness. See what happens when you have no real problems to deal with in life?
you guys are just insecure coz you can never do what she does. you guys cant wear her shoes. LOL YOU KNOW WHAT LOOSERS DO? THEY WHINE!!!! JLO is not a loser, you who hates her are
Is that like having a fake gucci purse instead of a real one?
Sweety, let me point something out to you, if we are losers for being on this website, how did you get here? What are you even doing on the internet? Shouldn't you be sailing around the world or curing cancer? Isn't there a gala you should be attending ... I'd go my I lead a limited lifestyle ...
Sweety, let me point something out to you, if we are losers for being on this website, how did you get here?
Apparently you didn't comprehend the posters meaning,which is a very valid point BTW. Your ignorance is very evident in your reply and makes the posters point. Gala's and Gucci? Something you wish for yourself maybe,and know it will never happen. So you and others like you rant and hate on those who do. I believe that is what the poster meant about "limited life style". Is yours so limited that you came up with such an assumption in the first place about the poster? Meaning YOU have no life,GET ONE.
For your damn information I was at that show when she almost fell and it terrified a lot of us as well as her, she was singing live and she recovered well except that we could see she was trembling and we could hear a quiver in her voice when she was about to fall.
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Voice Quiver? What did do, make the cd player skip?
OMG! I'm glad im not the only one who feels like this is the icing on the cake in JLO world! I had twins the natural way, God blessed us. We didn't have to do the whole fertility thing, so I know that we were supposed to have our babies. Jennifer just wanted them so she went out and bought them!
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By Tazznum1, on October 8, 2007 12:41:12
Nature didn't want this cunt to have babies for a good reason. She should not fight nature.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:42:48
Well Jennifer, don't forget the ratfaced vile asswipe you call a husband dumped his last wife with two kids and she was a stone fox!!
By lkl, on October 8, 2007 12:42:58
BTW, is staying home relaxing with your husband mean having a concert at MSG and almost faceplanting yourself?
By Tazznum1, on October 8, 2007 12:43:00
Add J-lo to the ever-growing list of "performers" that can pass out, fall down stairs, or stumble like a 95-pound coed who just took her first roofie without ever displaying the slightest change in their "singing." That shit was more canned than tuna.
By P. Diddy's Inflated Ego, on October 8, 2007 12:43:19
What a stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:51:03
Marc Anthony says he's going to eat the placentas...and nobody is surprised.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:55:27
Yeah, the fact that her voice didn't react to the fact that she almost fell on her face screams I'M LIP SYNCHING!
Pahleeze, sistah!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:00:28
i cant wait to see how big her ass is gonna be now.
By Jim, on October 8, 2007 13:01:55
Can any of these 'singers' perform without lip-synching? The producers find pretty faces who's voices they can manipulate to sound better in the studio. Then they just never sing live and use choreography or fatigue as an excuse. What bullshit. Why be a singer if you can't pull it off? Oh, right, money. And lets not forget that J-Lo is a total famewhore who will do anything for attention.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:05:59
LOL @ lipsync.
By Nando, on October 8, 2007 13:08:29
She's 38?
Really?
Damn,she's old!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:12:34
Good for her. As someone who's been trying (unsuccessfully) for five years to get knocked up, I'm glad one more person who really wants to be a mom will get the chance. Hey, there could be worse news - Britney Spears could be pregnant again. Maybe JLo will be one of those celebs who will leave the entertainment industry to be a full-time mom. If we're lucky enough for that to happen, I guess we should count our blessings.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:41:11
I am very happy with her, and yes, it is most likely IVF. I am the mother of IVF twins, and the pain of infertility is awful whether you are a rich celebrity or just a work-a-day schlub. Of course, the pain of the cost of infertility treatments is a lot easier if you are a rich celebrity.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:53:41
If God truly has a sense of humor, both with be breech births.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:21:15
She'd have no problem with birthing breech. She'll have a problem holding them in.
By Tazznum1, on October 8, 2007 14:23:24
How is she even relevant?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:46:34
I cannot see the genes of these two forming anything that doesn't look like a complete monster. Or two complete monsters.
By TheBig28, on October 8, 2007 15:00:32
She's gorgeous, in my opinion
By Billie Jean, on October 8, 2007 15:02:24
At least she wants her kids.
Listening Britney?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:18:38
Why would someone wish a person to lose her kids?? Get a fucking life, you piece of shit. Peace...:)
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:33:04
I am telling you this wetback is going to be like any other.
As soon as those twins are out she will have them both in the Target shopping cart stroller and riding shotgun in their Tahoe.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:39:56
stupid bitch almost killed her kids by falling on her pug face ,hey bitch go back home you are lypsincin anyways just click on play put a big brat doll on stage and your fans will think is you live
By David, on October 8, 2007 16:17:17
lol@ her lip-synching
Idiots fans of lip-synch'ers don't really care (britney fans especially). Jennifer is talentless except for dancing but seeing as she's pregnant I guess shes not dancing at all.
Anyway good for her. Sad her babies are gonna come out looking like those lil gremlin things from Lord of the Rings. Mark anthony fucking looks like skeletor.
By Prettyboy, on October 8, 2007 16:32:23
Sweet Jesus! She is the Best singer EVER! Did you see that? Tripped all over the place and didn't miss a beat! That's talent!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 17:08:39
It's actually triplets, but the aliens said they wanted at least one.
Take a good look at Mark Anthony and try to prove me wrong!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 17:11:14
DIE, you cow!
By Joe Mahma, on October 8, 2007 17:18:03
Why is it that every time a celeb announces her pregnancy, the media says she is "over the moon" about it? AAAAAUGH! I'm SURE the celebs don't TALK like that. Either way, that phrase is about as overused as the term "BABY BUMP." GAG
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 17:47:00
Hey 15:18:38, give it a year and a half and those kids will be calling the Nanny "Mom."
By TheBig28, on October 8, 2007 18:42:47
WOW i couldn't tell after she stumbled that she was lip synching....she didn't go off key at all...
WOW..
By mark, on October 8, 2007 20:44:45
Anon 17:47...I was thinking the same thing! "Over the moon" is everywhere whenever a celeb gets knocked up!
We'll see what happens. I think they'll be pretty decent parents. Yeah, the stroller will probably be lined in mink because she's nuveau riche, but she seems to actually want her kids.
Bitch still can't sing worth a damn.
By Hyperbole, on October 8, 2007 21:27:32
FERTILITY TREATMENTS often cause an older woman to have twins. This skank is going to be huge.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 21:28:36
WTH? She KNEW she was pregnant and went ahead with a moving walkway? Pretty friggin' irresponsible in my opinion. She's not off to a good start there.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 21:58:30
Why is it that every time a celeb announces her pregnancy, the media says she is "over the moon" about it?
It is going to be one uncomfortable afternoon when the Spears-Federline tadpoles learn to read (say, at age 23) and want to know what Mommy meant by "mistakes".
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 23:33:32
Jennifer hopez has always been a MEDIA WH0RE and she isnt about to stop now. She is pregnant and is milking it for all that it's worth. NOTHING NEW
By ladylolita, on October 9, 2007 00:13:01
It can be explained by that evil Bush regime and the way our country is sooo fucked up now...it has to be something that big- LOOK, J Lo w/ Marc uglyboneyfug Anthony, Christina w/ that ugly mug she just let impregnate her...etc... Hollywood hotties w/ addictions, anorexia, public poon exposure and drunkeness, self-loathing, insecure and f'kng ugly...painfully ugly guys. I can only explain it by taking into account the totally meaningless invasion of Iraq, gas prices and the hateful, aggressive way Bush and his sick fucks have treated the lot of us/ all those poor dead and maimed kids fighting car bombers in the name of imagined WMD's! You say "no way"? Well Mr neo-conservative. souless, zombie- Ok, you explain it?!
By Scott Anodam , on October 9, 2007 00:45:25
I think thats what happens when you go the IVF route, nature didn't have anything to do with it.
By someone, on October 9, 2007 01:30:34
whats up with you all....having a really bad pms?? leave the girl alone...she wont hear you guys anyway so why wasting your stinking breath??
And at the end of the day we are back again on our chair typing shit about the celebs that dont even care about our existence....get real....She is having a good life...
By whitebitch, on October 9, 2007 01:41:33
the end of days. i know when the anti-christ will be here, in about 9 months. everybody get ready!
By drhyGFN, on October 9, 2007 05:27:15
Jen is glowing and looking really good. She’s wanted to have children for quite awhile and it looks like she got her wish. She’s unveiled a whole wardrobe of loose clothes, no longer dances like a Fly Girl on stage, and so far refuses to announce she is expecting. I figure she does not want to jinx herself after trying so hard to have children. Look at all the media attention she is getting while on tour. Keeping everyone guessing is a great way to stay in the spotlight.
By celebrity trashcan, on October 9, 2007 08:49:35
yep, she's "over the moon" about being pregnant. over a big moon. a big fat wide seen-better-days moon.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 09:15:27
Of course it was fertility drugs. Marc has like half a dozen little bastards. Everytime he looks at another slut, she gets pregnant! Jennifer was the defective one. BTW, wanting a baby is not a good reason for having a baby any more than being able to squeeze one out is.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 09:35:50
is her ass going to be twice as big after the babies?
god damn ... she can hide her fuckin' husband in there.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 10:27:54
Whoever writes this blog, and all you stupid ignorant fools that wrote comments on this Jennifer Lopez pregnancy post, I really wouldn't write or comment on something you clearly know NOTHING about. Infertility treatments are an AWFUL thing for someone to have to endure - first to find out that you may not be able to conceive your own child, and then being poked and prodded constantly for months, sometimes years, can be compared emotionally as well as physically to treatment for fatal diseases, like cancer. So though I'm sure I'll get a lot of "stupid bitch" comments, I just couldn't pass by this post without stating my opinion. Whoever writes this blog (who the fuck are you? show yourself!) - you have just lost one loyal reader. Why? Because you are an insensitve ignorant evil fuck.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 10:50:23
If God wanted you to breed he would have made you able to. Go adopt. There are lots of unwanted children who need a good home.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 11:00:53
Hittin' a little too close to home for ya, 10:50:23? So sorry for trampling on your feelings - we'll be more sensitive next time. Lighten up, fucktard.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 11:30:31
Being poked and prodded is physically and emotionally the same as a fatal disease? For fuck sake! Who's being insensitive here? Here's a clue - when you're infertile NO ONE ACTUALLY DIES!! Jesus Christ you are too stupid for words!!
By Sam, on October 9, 2007 12:45:39
To 12:45:39 - No I did not fertility treatment is the same as a fatal disease, I said it "can be compared to" somoene suffering from a fatal disease and one of the leading centers for fertility treatment in Boston Mass says that on their website, so I didn't make it up. Go read a book. And fuck your mother while you're at it.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 14:15:27
I hope you have to go through fertility treatment some day, 11:00:53. You'll eat those words. It's not that easy. You will understand once you're older than 18.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 14:21:16
Not everyone was born retarded and can't have babies. Those who can't should adopt and help kids who need their love. There are Chinese baby girls in adoption centers in China right now who spend their days chained to toilet because the caretakers don't want to deal with diaper changing, oh but YOU HAVE to get pregnant and have your OWN baby. Fuck you selfish assholes. You don' deserve anyone's pity.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 14:24:51
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lip syncing AND stumbling.
Stoopid cow.
By Joe Mahma, on October 9, 2007 17:16:12
First of all, she needs to stop wearing the stupid ass shoes and clothes now that she's pregnant. And not walking on a moving treadmill would be a good idea too.
And just because someone is going through IVF doesn't mean they can't have kids -- obviously. It just means they need help along the way. (Some aren't as lucky as your parents who must have created assholes on the first try!!) And if they want to have their own baby instead of adopting a freaking chinese baby it doesn't make them bad people you assholes. Jesus. Ignorant assholes, seriously. Why can't we just make fun of the celebrities and be nice to each other??
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 17:38:14
If she IS preggers, she needs to sit her ass down. Especially since she 'allegedly' miscarried so many x's in the past. Why put your baby in danger by working so much?!? Keep STILL Momma!
By bambi, on October 9, 2007 19:00:57
I have never seen so many childish hateful remarks. Wishing a breech birth?? Why? Because you're a bunch of stupid low class idiots who get on a message board about someone you apparently don't like. Vomiting up your inner demons onto someone who hasn't done a damn thing to you. Says a lot about the kind of parents you have.
For your damn information I was at that show when she almost fell and it terrified a lot of us as well as her, she was singing live and she recovered well except that we could see she was trembling and we could hear a quiver in her voice when she was about to fall. None of you have any idea what the hell you're talking about. You just get pleasure out of being nasty because you're small minded and live limited life styles. It's because of people like you that the media runs amok spreading speculations and rumors that eventually does hurt someone enough that they turn to drinking and drugs. I hope every nasty thing you say turns back on you or someone close to you so you people can feel the brunt of your own venom. Idiots! Breech Births are very painful and can kill.
By Think b4 usht, on October 9, 2007 20:09:22
14:24 YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING DUMBASS ON THE PLANET. STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 20:32:16
14:24:51 how old are you 7?
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 20:37:21
10:50:23 & 14:15:27 HAS to be a troll! I refuse to believe that anyone can be that stupid. Even George Bush wouldn't be stupid enough to compare infertility to having a terminal illness. See what happens when you have no real problems to deal with in life?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 11:55:21
you guys are just insecure coz you can never do what she does. you guys cant wear her shoes. LOL
YOU KNOW WHAT LOOSERS DO? THEY WHINE!!!!
JLO is not a loser, you who hates her are
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 16:55:54
20:09 - "live limited life styles ... "
Is that like having a fake gucci purse instead of a real one?
Sweety, let me point something out to you, if we are losers for being on this website, how did you get here? What are you even doing on the internet? Shouldn't you be sailing around the world or curing cancer? Isn't there a gala you should be attending ... I'd go my I lead a limited lifestyle ...
By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 20:04:48
Sweety, let me point something out to you, if we are losers for being on this website, how did you get here?
Apparently you didn't comprehend the posters meaning,which is a very valid point BTW. Your ignorance is very evident in your reply and makes the posters point. Gala's and Gucci? Something you wish for yourself maybe,and know it will never happen. So you and others like you rant and hate on those who do. I believe that is what the poster meant about "limited life style". Is yours so limited that you came up with such an assumption in the first place about the poster? Meaning YOU have no life,GET ONE.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 06:37:01
Think b4 usht = Chris Doesn't Get Enough Cock'er
By Tazznum1, on October 11, 2007 07:10:10
For your damn information I was at that show when she almost fell and it terrified a lot of us as well as her, she was singing live and she recovered well except that we could see she was trembling and we could hear a quiver in her voice when she was about to fall.
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Voice Quiver? What did do, make the cd player skip?
By Tazznum1, on October 11, 2007 07:36:53
OMG! I'm glad im not the only one who feels like this is the icing on the cake in JLO world! I had twins the natural way, God blessed us. We didn't have to do the whole fertility thing, so I know that we were supposed to have our babies. Jennifer just wanted them so she went out and bought them!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2007 17:44:22
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