In pic#3 she looks like Beyonce's stunt double. Outfit courtesy of the Sonny & Cher show, circa 1976. What does "reformed DIva" mean?...less bitchy than normal? I don't get it.
Pregnant and gyrating at a concert. Is she not concerned about the safety of the fetus? Typical latino mentality, after its born I am sure she and Marc will drive down the street in their souped out Monte Carlo with the baby in her lap while she rides shotgun.
Wait until she finds out that the baby will be a bigger center of attention than her she'll probably . . . Hey, 11:05:08, shut the f*ck up. She's a stupid attention whore and she sucks.
Some day time travel will become possible, and the first goddamned thing I'm using it for is to go back in time and kill the person who invented the term "baby bump." After that comes the asshole who runs "Pink is the New Blog," because all his faggoty slang like "preggers" and "Brit-Brit" has infected all the people who hang out on celebrity circle-jerk sites like his.
So Mark Anthony was on Kimmel a few weeks back promoting their new film about that latin singer...whatever his name was.
Anyway, Kimmel asks him if he ever met the guy and Mark Anthony says yes, and the first words out of the guys mouth was "...you're the ugliest fucking woman I've ever seen..."
It's so fun to read about what "a beautiful child these two gorgeous celebs will have!" Riiiight.
I only hope the kid has as much plastic surgery money to work with as JLo spent on herself. Then s/he'll be able to buy a completely new face and body, too!
SO who cares if she is preggers or not , the world is not going to change if she is preggers or not shit come on this sucks everyone is going oh is she or is she not blah blah who gives a shit , oh and why the fuck do those tabloid bitches kepp calling it a baby bump who came up with that stupid ass saying??? assholes
OKAY, SHE IS NOT MEXICAN, SHE IS PUERRRRTO RRRICAN. !QUE PASA! ?DONDE ESTA YOUR MORALS? ?DONDE ESTA YOUR RESPECT FOR WOMEN? SO WHAT IF SHE ENJOYS THE OCCASIONALMENTE TACO AND BURRITO, AND HER ASS RELEASES LOUD FARTS AS A RESULT?!! !THAT IS OUR CULTURE, ENTIENDEN USTEDES?
THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, AND EVER SINCE I SNUCK OVER HERE WE HAVE BEEN FREE TO EAT TACOS AND FART ALL WE WISH. THIS EEES AMERICA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH NACHO CHEEZE. GOD BLESS J-LO!
this kid would be lucky to have brittney as a mom instead of this stuck-up, pretentious, fat-assed, fugly, no-talent, no-tipping, spec and her fucking skeletor-looking corpes of a husband!
how do we get the point across to go the fuck away!
I'm glad she is pregant her and her husband have been doing big things I hope she stopped it with the santeria and all that bullshit she was practicing. Seem like that is all she ever really wanted was someone to love her back and Marc certainly loves him so Jennifer. I like them together.
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Leave Your CommentGo Girl!!!
Whether we like her or not...she has come a long way and has worked hard. (remember her as a background dancer in "In Living Color"???)
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:05:08
Please die during childbirth, in a fire.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:06:51
Marc Anthony looks like Jimmy Smits' retarded brother.
By Kurt C, on October 5, 2007 11:07:57
eh who cares. she sucks..hopefully her kid wont...hopefully.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:12:00
In pic#3 she looks like Beyonce's stunt double. Outfit courtesy of the Sonny & Cher show, circa 1976.
What does "reformed DIva" mean?...less bitchy than normal? I don't get it.
By Anna Lytical, on October 5, 2007 11:14:27
Pregnant and gyrating at a concert. Is she not concerned about the safety of the fetus? Typical latino mentality, after its born I am sure she and Marc will drive down the street in their souped out Monte Carlo with the baby in her lap while she rides shotgun.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:22:04
Wait until she finds out that the baby will be a bigger center of attention than her she'll probably . . . Hey, 11:05:08, shut the f*ck up. She's a stupid attention whore and she sucks.
By TheBig28, on October 5, 2007 11:26:01
^^^^^that's definitely an idiotic man.
SHE'S pregnant dumbass, she's ALLOWED to move.
Dipshit. Gyrating isn't going to kill a fetus. But if you decide to not have sex the entire 9 months your wife is pregnant...have at it, douche.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:27:50
I wonder how many recycled tacos and burritos this baby will encounter as he crawls his way through J-Lo's cavernous ass.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:35:49
When is the spwan of Satan due to arrive?
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:37:24
Baby Superstar!!!
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:40:55
That has to be the fugliest outfit ever in the history of the world...but I guess that's what one would expect from hipanic maternity clothes.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:42:33
sick! that baby is going to be FUGLY!!
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:45:11
Yeesh. I am frightened of what this kid will look like. Spawn of skeletor.
shudder
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:45:40
Oh, and I can't stand her. She is a no-talent whore. The whole duet thing with her and the bag of bones who impregnanted her is beyond annoying.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:47:24
She's...ummm...carrying "low"? And from behind? Wait, no, she's always looked like that...
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:00:55
The Ricans around here usually put their babies in dumpsters. J-Lo's rich, so she'll probably put this baby in a really nice dumpster.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:04:47
Some day time travel will become possible, and the first goddamned thing I'm using it for is to go back in time and kill the person who invented the term "baby bump." After that comes the asshole who runs "Pink is the New Blog," because all his faggoty slang like "preggers" and "Brit-Brit" has infected all the people who hang out on celebrity circle-jerk sites like his.
Seriously. I hate that asshole.
By No, seriously., on October 5, 2007 12:08:48
Uh, Stalin and Mao also "came a long way", that still doesn't give any reason to admire them.
Success is not a cover-all justification for everything nor a moral argument.
By Circuit Breaker, on October 5, 2007 12:12:38
So Mark Anthony was on Kimmel a few weeks back promoting their new film about that latin singer...whatever his name was.
Anyway, Kimmel asks him if he ever met the guy and Mark Anthony says yes, and the first words out of the guys mouth was "...you're the ugliest fucking woman I've ever seen..."
Hilarious.
By Guido, on October 5, 2007 12:14:14
It's so fun to read about what "a beautiful child these two gorgeous celebs will have!" Riiiight.
I only hope the kid has as much plastic surgery money to work with as JLo spent on herself. Then s/he'll be able to buy a completely new face and body, too!
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:29:19
fattie
By bv, on October 5, 2007 12:33:33
Getting a blow job from Marc Anthony can get you pregnant?
By x24, on October 5, 2007 12:38:02
Marc Anthony looks like Jimmy Smits' retarded brother?? Try the reanimated corpse of Jimmy Smits' dead retarded brother.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:45:46
SO who cares if she is preggers or not , the world is not going to change if she is preggers or not shit come on this sucks everyone is going oh is she or is she not blah blah who gives a shit , oh and why the fuck do those tabloid bitches kepp calling it a baby bump who came up with that stupid ass saying??? assholes
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:50:01
Goodness, she has AWFUL taste in clothes and jewelry! But hopefully the kid is healthy and all that.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:59:13
so why did they lie about it just last week.
By nona, on October 5, 2007 13:01:11
She’s not pregnant, she’s just constipated from all those taco shells.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:24:13
It's about time she put those child bearing hips to good use.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:49:31
Nice dye job there Marc.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:52:06
OKAY, SHE IS NOT MEXICAN, SHE IS PUERRRRTO RRRICAN. !QUE PASA! ?DONDE ESTA YOUR MORALS? ?DONDE ESTA YOUR RESPECT FOR WOMEN?
SO WHAT IF SHE ENJOYS THE OCCASIONALMENTE TACO AND BURRITO, AND HER ASS RELEASES LOUD FARTS AS A RESULT?!! !THAT IS OUR CULTURE, ENTIENDEN USTEDES?
THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, AND EVER SINCE I SNUCK OVER HERE WE HAVE BEEN FREE TO EAT TACOS AND FART ALL WE WISH. THIS EEES AMERICA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH NACHO CHEEZE. GOD BLESS J-LO!
By Conchetta Gonzales Maria Isabella Delgado Estevez Sanchez, on October 5, 2007 13:55:05
Enough with the caps dumb ass.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 14:12:26
Comically large ass? This asshole must be accustomed to bitches with a pancake butt. Fuckin homo.
By Stupid Fucks, on October 5, 2007 15:23:40
Maybe all her on-stage swirling will cause a spontaneous miscarriage.
By Perezoso, on October 5, 2007 16:12:34
can she please retire now and stop being a media whore.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 04:54:39
this kid would be lucky to have brittney as a mom instead of this stuck-up, pretentious, fat-assed, fugly, no-talent, no-tipping, spec and her fucking skeletor-looking corpes of a husband!
how do we get the point across to go the fuck away!
By drklcfn v;, on October 6, 2007 05:23:11
I'm glad she is pregant her and her husband have been doing big things I hope she stopped it with the santeria and all that bullshit she was practicing. Seem like that is all she ever really wanted was someone to love her back and Marc certainly loves him so Jennifer. I like them together.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 07:32:48
small picture #1 = scariest thing i've ever seen. was she trying to channel joan crawford?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 10:03:35
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