Jes Isn't Rocking Bret's Love

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  1. lord those bitches are ugly

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:14:42

  2. It's 3:16 pm EST...I JUST finished watching a rerun of Rock of Love's finale where Brett picked Jess at 3:00 EST.

    he he he

    Funny.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:17:39

  3. Dahhh-link.... who aaaaare zese people?

    By Pippy von Schtuppenhose, on October 5, 2007 12:18:44

  4. ^ So? What's your point?

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:18:45

  5. brandi c. had a lot of work done. her face looks different.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:19:27

  6. Somebody needs to teach those fuglies how to pose. In the beaver pose, it looks like she's suffering through a gas attack.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:19:51

  7. why do girls think its cute to pose like this. they just look gross, desperate and cheap.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:20:14

  8. bretty should have picked brandi...i love me some walleye knockers!

    By andy grifitth, on October 5, 2007 12:31:14

  9. Guess he would have been better off with Heather the stripper. He did tell her to call him in the finale- hmmmm.... could that be why Jess bailed? That's too bad. Jess is HOT, I would rather see more pictures of her than the other wash-ups!

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:32:40

  10. A perfect example of an embarrassingly bad tit job. Those things look ridiculous.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:33:04

  11. Brandi's tit job is really bad. :(

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:34:46

  12. I think I just threw up a little bit.

    By Meade, on October 5, 2007 12:36:17

  13. That's the most disgusting snatch I've ever seen. Close your legs, dear.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 12:39:20

  14. loved Jes' hair! those chicks were all pretty heinous tho/ she was the best one... and they actually had 2 black chicks on that show! [?!] for Bret Michaels?! why even insult us? btw, why won't he take his frigging hat and/or bandana off?!?!

    By gigi, on October 5, 2007 12:46:02

  15. WTF he was in a show packed with Whores so he picked one of those whores and now he is surprisec that she is fucking some other dude lol what a moron

    By jenn, on October 5, 2007 12:47:45

  16. I HOPE Fret Michaels will be the heartthrob...listening to him tell us what his "gut" is telling him is effing hilarious.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:25:36

  17. what is with that chick next to Brandi? her nipple is under her armpit!

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:28:21

  18. Great. I clicked on the second picture and now my monitor smells like a 5-day old tuna on sourdough sandwich.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:30:11

  19. ^Ewwww.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:33:56

  20. I wouldn't fuck either on of those ugly bitches with k-feds dick.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:37:58

  21. I guess she thought she could do better than a 44 skank-male that likes to wear eye liner and cowboy hats on days other than halloween.

    They really should be forced to be locked in a 15 by 15 room for a year to make it special.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 13:39:03

  22. I just wanted to chime in and say that Bear Grylls (of Man vs. Wild) is the manliest man this side of Grizzly Adams.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 14:02:39

  23. It's not like he could've picked the other bitch. It was a fucking man in drag with fake tits, I swear!

    By Tony, on October 5, 2007 14:54:40

  24. There are very few times that I see fake tits and think that they look "ok" for fake tits...so why do woman insist on taking the risk and getting a pair of over-inflated, disgusting, crooked-nipple looking melons? They both win the ugly boob contest...

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:13:58

  25. She's got a bigger dick than I do.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:18:15

  26. Hahaa, I actually liked this show. Not surprising they didn't last though, she's like, 23.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:28:43

  27. Speaking of fake, he had work done:
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007397.html
    and I don't know and don't care, but I heard he is really married...

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 16:34:56

  28. Ah Ho will always be a ho.

    By Shammy, on October 5, 2007 16:36:02

  29. Eeeewwww do people REALLY find fake tits attractive??

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 16:45:25

  30. Just what I've always wanted. A washed up rocker with a SKULLET.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 17:12:31

  31. The show was such bullshit. Bret had said in an interview he was just looking to get laid and he tried every second of the show with every chick ... than he'd pull the whole "I'm so sensitive and don't want my heart broken" ... go jess .. the girl actually seemed somewhat intelligent .. glad she found someone better ...

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 19:33:12

  32. i'd hoped jes would win because she's awesome, but i knew she wouldn't stay with him. because she's awesome.

    love that girl.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 20:23:15

  33. I usually don't look at the nakie pics on here because tits don't interest me as a heterosexual female, but all of the comments of "walleye" and etc made me so curious I had to look.

    .... holy shit. Number one, your nips of course will not be perfectly straight fake or real...but...they're not supposed to be pointing in opposite directions. Like <__> <- = gross.

    By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 21:42:33

  34. I DO BELIEVE HE IS MARRIED , AND HAS SEVERAL CHILDREN!! THEY ARE LIVING IN ARIZONA AND LOVE THIS "REALITY" SHOW!!!

    By ZBEST, on October 6, 2007 07:43:03

  35. 13:39:03 Bret Michaels far from being a skank.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 08:04:23

  36. 21:46, my guess is because he has no hair forward of the crown. Or maybe at all.

    By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 12:30:34

  37. LOL @ "skullet"

    By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 12:35:28

  38. From the girls that they actually picked to be like the top girls on the show, JESS was the one who came out on top. she wasnt trashy acting. she didnt talk MAJOR shit like the other 2. Lacy reminded me of that lady on MISERY, she came off as a woman who would spend days wondering how she would f-u-c-k u up .. Her father was even creepier. I wouldnt want to be myself with him. Prevert looking face.
    Heather was that hard chick of the years *80's*
    But would get her a-s-s whooped in a sec. she is weak.!Your normal stripping,got tude,hoe.
    Do I want to see another Rock Of Love. I wouldnt mind if they put real people and not these HOES all the time. Sure

    By xxladylolitxx, on October 6, 2007 13:17:28

  39. I'd do them both and any guy that wouldn't is gay or lying.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 16:12:41

  40. Bret Michaels far from being a skank.

    But, sadly, he is no longer pretty-like-a-girl.

    By anonymous, on October 6, 2007 16:39:41

  41. You can't possibly tell me that people were actually SURPRISED by this.

    As for Season 2, rumor has it Axl Rose gets his shot. God help us one and all if that's true. Maybe he'll pick some hairdresser that'll cut those God-awful cornrows out of his head.

    By Jennifer, on October 6, 2007 17:21:26

  42. 1.) Of course the show is fake. If you look hard enough I'm sure you could find that at least half the girls have been on lesser-known shows or gonzo porn sites. The rest were just strippers looking for their big break.
    1a.) Lacey was kept on the show for ratings, period. And she couldn't be a worse actress if she tried.
    2.) Bret's got two kids but he's separated from his wife. At least that's what Wikipedia says, which also claimed that the Holocaust didn't happened.
    3.) Bret is 44 and already has a skullet, that's gotta suck.
    4.) Jes looks best with her hair down and without all the goddamn makeup. And without the cigarettes. Gross!
    5.) This was a bad show but I couldn't stop watching it. What the hell is wrong with me?

    By Tony, on October 7, 2007 07:07:37

  43. Thats weird. They where seperated for 6months by the producers. Of course they where going to cool off and find other loves. I say he and Heather get back together.

    Is it me or does Brandi C have a dirty looking kooter? Damn man thats awful. And did she have a c-section or sumthin? why the nasty tattoo on her belly? Gross man, just gross.

    By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 09:27:12

  44. Thank you, 9:27 for bringing back the word "cooter."

    By anonymous, on October 15, 2007 12:23:39

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