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Jessica Simpson is Handsome

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She may not be that bright, but she's hot a hell!!!!

By Slick Rick, on October 25, 2007 18:36:58
How big do you think she's packing?

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:38:58
That is the most unconvincing tranny I've ever seen. That is a dude!

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:40:07
That. Is disgusting.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:41:33
More proactive! Stat!

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:42:41
I'm not seeing any ugly. I have nothing to make fun off. She actually looks pretty good here.

Going back down to make fun of someone else.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:47:32
anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:47:32 = gay man who loves trannies

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:49:55
How big do you think she's packing?

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:38:58

It's bigger than Seal's. Don't tell Heidi.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:54:01
YUCK!!! Give that thing more estrogen!

By *throwing up*, on October 25, 2007 18:57:29
anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:47:32 = gay man who loves trannies

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:49:55

Actually I'm a girl ... who must love trannies, then. She just looks ok here to me. Maybe it's because I'm seeing her here next to that "textually active" girl on the right, who's not so hot.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 18:59:00
ewww. eww. ew.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 19:00:14
I don't know what changed but she actually looks pretty good here so I'm not complaining. As for the chin, man that shit is uuugly.

By Soulja Girl, on October 25, 2007 19:02:05
her hair looks TERRIBLE. its fried and banged up barbie hair and her makeup is even worse. this is the worst ive ever seen her look.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 19:02:15
"Actually I'm a girl ... who must love trannies, then. She just looks ok here to me."

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You're a girl who has an ass for a chin and loves trannies.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 19:08:19
Holy Shite! wow...I mean wow, she looks really bad. Like an old piece of leather. What's she now, like 27 - 28? Wow, I think now she's have to beg to get a guy like Nick.

By Cox rocker, on October 25, 2007 19:45:47
Freakin jesus in a can! Listen, I'm usually one to say "Well, she's human, still bangable, poor little piece of weirdo", but in this case... It gets really serious when a girl like that could pass in front of me and I'd just look at her to make fun.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 20:04:47
Looks like she's gone overboard on the visine. Its weird...her eyes are freakishly white.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 20:34:15
I wish I understood all the hatin' on Jessica's looks. She's hot as hell!! Compare Jessica to anything you're currently dipping your wick into and I'm sure it pales in comparison.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 22:37:10
Jessie's been working his shoulders something fierce, eh?

Is his next movie a sports flick??

By joejoe, on October 25, 2007 23:09:25
Jessica is BORING because all she thinks about is her looks. She needs to grow up, stop being a spoiled brat and focus on growing a SOUL. Then maybe her music won't suck and she won't drive every man away from her. Hey Jess, go to college like Shakira, that would be a good start. You need an education honey.

By She's nice looking but very boring, on October 25, 2007 23:15:20
Best poetry ever. And lawl at the buttchin.

By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 23:59:53
Her chin looks more like testicles than an ass, but I see what you're saying. She's ugly either way.

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 00:41:54
I'd let him do me if he got a haircut

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 01:36:33
She still looks like a blow-up doll to me!

By Miss M, on October 26, 2007 04:04:43
She looks quite good in these pics. She seems like she had several drinks too many here. She looks better than she has ever looked in her whole life!

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 06:24:24
her face looks like the surface of the moon buried under 20 feet of makeup.

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 07:34:27
Lucky Nick

By popcornridge, on October 26, 2007 07:40:42
Jews dont have butt chins,, huh Jen....they have hook noses....You got a hook nose Jen?

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 08:30:35
Who's "Jen" and why did this thread turn into talk about Jews?

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:16:54
She's butt ugly.

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 09:22:08
She really is this generations Lonnie Anderson

By Angry Asian, on October 26, 2007 10:05:29
She is so pathetic and unfortunately she is too dumb to know it. She can't sell movie tickets, or albums, in any significant numbers, and there she is posing and blowing kisses like she is Hollywood royalty. Sad. I think people got on board with her being a naive new wife on newlyweds, but because she carries herself as being so stupid, it doesn't work for her trying to act like a sexy grown up. Give up Jess...you were only cute as Nick's wife.

By tj, on October 26, 2007 10:07:00
To quote the poet laureate of the 90's, ButtHead, "When God gave out buttcracks, she got in line twice."

By Jennifer, on October 26, 2007 11:13:03
She is this generation's Loni Anderson - great observation. But these pictures remind of a line from one of my favorite movies, Tootsie. Rita Marshall: "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
Cameraman: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 11:26:43
"HELLO CLEVELAND!!!"

Sorry, had a "Spinal Tap" moment there. Forgive me.

By Jennifer, on October 26, 2007 13:13:05
what happened to this girl, she used to be so beautiful!
Did she get her lips done again! She looks like an ugly version of Donald Duck!

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 13:43:09
Hey my husband has a bit of a hook nose and he's far from Jewish. Not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish.

By Jennifer, on October 26, 2007 14:56:24
She could be gorgeous, but somehow she seems... bloated. For refrain to speak of her chin, that didn't have before. Bloated, is the only word can describe her now.

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 15:56:53
That tranny gets uglier every time I see her

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 21:12:17
two words: Cleveland. Steamer.

By anonymous, on October 26, 2007 21:48:11
hey jessica how about some pics of you bending over lets see which jessica has the best ass

By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 00:11:34
fergie and jessica simpson look exactly alike! i used to think jessica was hott

By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 06:15:42
You ugly people are just jealous of us beautiful people. You should be grateful to us, so you have someone to put down and feel better about your ugly asses. Now bow down and kiss our beautiful feet....peasants.

By Slick Rick, on October 27, 2007 18:15:28
that face scares the shit out of me, she looks so old and beat

By anonymous, on October 27, 2007 20:55:00
Who the FUCK brought back the word "peasant?" Thank you for making me have a flashback to 10th grade world history class.

By Jennifer, on October 28, 2007 16:20:06
Jessie's gettin' a little old, there. And all that f-ing around with plastic surgery and procedures is showing. Her face looks tired.
Hey now, don't you know Jessica is VERY sen-si-tive about her ass chin? Assley, her sibling, had inches sawed out of her own protruding jaw, and had her ass chin remodeled. And she's still a fright.

There's just not much to say about Jess except she's a heck of a lot better than Minillo, who is a fright on her best day.

By anonymous, on October 28, 2007 21:18:11
Oh, gosh, JENNIFER, dear, are you complaining about the word "peasent"? Tenth grade? Where did you go to HS? That's a KINDERGARTEN word, dear.

A suggestion? Please go to bbc.uk and listen to the people in England speak English. Even the uneducated ones use more advanced words than most Americans. You will be shocked, and probably won't understand the meaning or context if you are thinking peasant is an advanced HS word. Poor dove.

Of course, this might be a difficult word for Ms. Simpson (either one) to decode, but here in our humble forum, we've got some sharpies who actually have some basic mastery of the language.

By SW, on October 28, 2007 21:22:05
What happened to that proactive cure for her potholed pockmarked pimply skin? Looks awful, even under all that greasepaint.

How she swivels her head 90 degrees plus is enough to scare even a ghostbuster.

And yes, she's old, as old as the Hilton abyss and needs to stop f-ng with her face. Once a pretty young girl, now a mannish, overplasticized freak.

By anonymous, on November 8, 2007 16:46:44