I heard that they weren't dating, that they only met because they are going to be doing a movie together. Wouldn't you think about killing yourself if you had to do a movie with Jessica?
Between his face and his suicidal tendencies Owen Wilson is a real catch. At this rate I might seriously have a shot with Jessica Simpson in the next few months.
if i have to see one more picture of some hollywood skank and her floor mop extensions lying limply on her chest i'm gonna gouge my eyes out. so for the sake of my sense of sight, please, IDLYITW, pretty please boycott any photos that do not portray the subject's real hair.
It's a little hard to imagine them doing a movie together. He has a relatively successful movie career. And her movie career is only slightly more successful than mine. And I've never been in a movie. Although my sister was once an extra. But that's almost as successful as Jessica Simpson.
And considering she just did a movie with his brother and it's probably going straight to video it doesn't seem like he would agree to a movie with her.
It's guys like Mack that trannies love to go home from the bar with. Mack will wake up the next morning, kiss it goodbye and never realize that he just fucked something with a penis.
Yes Mack, you are gay. Welcome to our gay site. We are glad you think our tranny Jessica is hot. You have just confirmed your gayness. You will now move up in our rankings from anal eaz to anal probe. Congrats!
29 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think these are the first photos I've seen of her where her mouth is actually closed. Usually it's hanging open like a freshly hooked sea bass.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 11:27:25
I heard that they weren't dating, that they only met because they are going to be doing a movie together. Wouldn't you think about killing yourself if you had to do a movie with Jessica?
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 11:29:15
Someone save Owen Wilson!!!
!!!WOLVERINES!!!
By JR, on October 31, 2007 12:00:52
Gee, he's really trying to kill himself of this time.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:17:26
Between his face and his suicidal tendencies Owen Wilson is a real catch. At this rate I might seriously have a shot with Jessica Simpson in the next few months.
By TheBig28, on October 31, 2007 12:22:56
if i have to see one more picture of some hollywood skank and her floor mop extensions lying limply on her chest i'm gonna gouge my eyes out. so for the sake of my sense of sight, please, IDLYITW, pretty please boycott any photos that do not portray the subject's real hair.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:37:54
It's a little hard to imagine them doing a movie together. He has a relatively successful movie career. And her movie career is only slightly more successful than mine. And I've never been in a movie. Although my sister was once an extra. But that's almost as successful as Jessica Simpson.
And considering she just did a movie with his brother and it's probably going straight to video it doesn't seem like he would agree to a movie with her.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:41:15
this makes sense. they practically look like brothers.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:42:58
please boycott any photos that do not portray the subject's real hair
Exception for pubic hair. If they have fake extensions but show their real pubic hair, please post the photos!
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:43:13
"Exception for pubic hair. If they have fake extensions but show their real pubic hair, please post the photos!"
ok... but photoshop out the extensions.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:47:57
women don't have prostates
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:59:19
women don't have prostates
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 12:59:22
She must really want him dead.
By Jim, on October 31, 2007 13:03:05
Shit...sorry anon 1217
By Jim, on October 31, 2007 13:03:28
Her tits are starting to go...I can tell!
By CHESTER, on October 31, 2007 13:11:53
12:59, look up. There's a joke flying over your head.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:24:43
wow, are you really that stupid anon 12:59?
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 13:40:26
Is this a gay site?
There isn't one picture of her in here that doesn't give me a hard on. Any genuinely straight guy would drill her silly given half a chance.
By Mack, on October 31, 2007 14:11:16
@14:11
"opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one and they generally stink"
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 14:24:06
Mack. Since she looks more like a man than a woman, and she makes you hard, that would make you gay.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 14:24:26
It's guys like Mack that trannies love to go home from the bar with. Mack will wake up the next morning, kiss it goodbye and never realize that he just fucked something with a penis.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2007 14:33:48
Yes Mack, you are gay. Welcome to our gay site. We are glad you think our tranny Jessica is hot. You have just confirmed your gayness. You will now move up in our rankings from anal eaz to anal probe. Congrats!
By The Almighty Gay Master, on October 31, 2007 15:28:33
who knew Owen was into dudes.
By Poonster, on October 31, 2007 18:05:27
his butthole knew.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 12:25:38
Uhm...what's up with her right arm? Looks weird.
And what is she "famous" for? Bad movies, mediocre singing, silcone implants and bad extensions?
By Rockmelon, on November 1, 2007 18:39:49
is that a vagina in her armpit?
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 19:06:23
she has killer legs
By anonymous, on November 1, 2007 19:15:21
Jessica Simpson is so hot that I would suck, and lick between each one of her toes.
By anonymous, on November 2, 2007 07:14:11
Is it just be or does her armpit look like Brittany's vagina in that pic?!?!??!
By anonymous, on November 9, 2007 21:19:30
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