I mean, how much more redneck can you get? And I thought I was bad getting into that screaming match with some Ole Miss sorority girl at IHOP last year.
It's always nice to see that money doesn't bring ANY class.....I mean the Waffle house!?! You're a successful recording artist, and you still like to dine at the Waffle house? C'mon!!!!
I have to give the guy credit for staying exactly the same as he was before he got rich. 50 Cent is worth over $100M and still raps about life on the street. Kid Rock sold about eleventy billion records and is still wearing the wifebeater he bought in 1994 at the Wal-Mart white sale.
I bet he lost his credit card at a Stuckey's 15 years ago and just doesn't realize he's worth millions.
kid rock is a punk bitch who can only Sucker Punch people then have others jump in to break it up..he never gets past the first sucker punch,,,what a little jerk-off.
Wow, i never thought about it, but you're totally right about Waffle Houses. Having maple syrup and grease caked onto everything 24/7 can't be good no matter how you look at it.
Maybe the pantry in Kid Rock's trailer was out of Aunt Jamima pancake powder so he had to take the tour bus loaded with his inbred relatives/bandmates to IHOP.
Kid Rock gets arrested and goes to jail. Pammie goes to champagne filled launch parties and hangs out with billionaires. Hmmm, who's the big loser here?
J-Bird~~not ALL southerners are bible-thumpers and cross burners. I believe in God, yes, but I don't try to tell people what they should and should not do, unlike the Oral Roberts' and John Hagees of the nation. And I certainly don't burn crosses. Also, I appreciate my $14.98 everyday low price Wal-Mart sheets too much to wear them as headgear. So to lump ALL Southerners in with people like the ones I just described is just as ignorant as the people that teach their children that unless you're blonde-haired, blue-eyed God-fearing Americans you're trash.
Bongwater~~totally agreed. At least he's not trying to act like some stuck-up, snooty Beverly Hills rockstar that shops at Dolce and Gabbana when he knows he came from nothing. Never forget where you came from people. If you grew up fighting at the Waffle House, don't try to be all sophisticated and rich-bitch by starting a battle royal at Spago.
well, Kid Rock entered the waffle house and had his ridiculous fight, yes. But don't forget this: another customer, already inside, recognized someone on Rock's entourage as a friend.
I mean, there's something way too trashy in that even in white trash terms.
LOL he was arrested not to far from where I live. I usually avoid Waffle Houses unless I'm really wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning. It seems that there is a fight or some other weird shit that always goes down in Waffle Houses after dark.
What self respecting redneck would not throw down and defend his honor in the presence of skanks at the Waffle House? This is so white trash but great media exposure for Kid Rock. He has a new album to pimp and news like this reinforces his "badass" monicker among his fans.
when i heard on the news that "a rapper has been arrested after a brawl at a waffle house", i thought, "what black guy would go to a waffle house?" then i found out it was kid rock.
And another thing: Waffle House comes in pretty handy when you're traveling overnight and your stomach is screaming "FOOD!" at 3 in the morning when all the other places are closed. I've never had a problem there.
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Leave Your CommentI mean, how much more redneck can you get? And I thought I was bad getting into that screaming match with some Ole Miss sorority girl at IHOP last year.
By Jennifer, on October 22, 2007 10:42:58
It's always nice to see that money doesn't bring ANY class.....I mean the Waffle house!?! You're a successful recording artist, and you still like to dine at the Waffle house? C'mon!!!!
By justin, on October 22, 2007 10:49:16
Excellent summary of both Kid Rock's character and Waffle House atmosphere,Todd.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 10:53:21
Hey, WAHO happens to be a damn fine establishment.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 10:56:32
I have to give the guy credit for staying exactly the same as he was before he got rich. 50 Cent is worth over $100M and still raps about life on the street. Kid Rock sold about eleventy billion records and is still wearing the wifebeater he bought in 1994 at the Wal-Mart white sale.
I bet he lost his credit card at a Stuckey's 15 years ago and just doesn't realize he's worth millions.
By Bongwater Johnston, on October 22, 2007 11:00:06
Man, I wish we let the Confederacy leave when we had the chance. Bunch o' bible-thumping, cross-burning rubes.
Fucking waffle house? Too funny. It really is a different world down there.
By J-Bird, on October 22, 2007 11:01:33
He's trash incarnate, but I for some damn reason I have a soft spot for him. I just wanna give him a warm, sudsy bath and nice home cooked meal.
By Black Velveteen, on October 22, 2007 11:12:33
kid rock is a punk bitch who can only Sucker Punch people then have others jump in to break it up..he never gets past the first sucker punch,,,what a little jerk-off.
By Poonster, on October 22, 2007 11:19:28
Hey, Jennifer 10:42:58. I wanna be your BFF!!!
By Corrina, on October 22, 2007 11:27:28
and..your talking about him over the internet..big whoop
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 11:28:35
Kid Rock at Waffle House...Yeah, right. I'm not gonna fall for that.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 11:31:13
Wow, i never thought about it, but you're totally right about Waffle Houses. Having maple syrup and grease caked onto everything 24/7 can't be good no matter how you look at it.
By Cox Rox, on October 22, 2007 11:37:42
Like where else is there to eat at that time?
By piratecat blurt , on October 22, 2007 11:39:02
I went there once while touring and we ended up calling it the "AWFUL HOUSE."
He's very cool and very original giving the finger. That's really cutting edge!
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 11:41:50
anonymous 11:28:35
EPIC FAIL.
By Ooh, SNAP!, on October 22, 2007 11:55:14
The funny part is he's from Michigan.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 11:59:27
Mmmmm. Hashbrowns.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 12:00:21
J-Bird, you are a fucking moron.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 12:15:44
I want to know how this guy recognized the slut with Kid Rock. I imagine something like this:
Guy: "Hey, I know that whore! I paid her for sex and it sucked! I want my money back, bitch!"
Kid Rock (after slapping the dude): "Don't touch me man, or one of my bodyguards will kick your ass!"
Guy (after having his head smashed through the window): "Ouch."
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 12:16:18
Kid Rock....
Waffle House...
Klassy!
By JMR, on October 22, 2007 12:34:59
Maybe the pantry in Kid Rock's trailer was out of Aunt Jamima pancake powder so he had to take the tour bus loaded with his inbred relatives/bandmates to IHOP.
By capadigutz, on October 22, 2007 12:36:33
Kid Rock gets arrested and goes to jail. Pammie goes to champagne filled launch parties and hangs out with billionaires. Hmmm, who's the big loser here?
By Lieutenant Dan, on October 22, 2007 13:09:07
how totally white trash. he and britney should be a couple.
By catman, on October 22, 2007 13:42:19
he is a redneck that acts ghetto lol what a loser ,he needs a beating by some big nasty black guy then he will go away like a little bitch that he is
By kr stop ur bitching, on October 22, 2007 15:04:37
Hey Corrina...that's cool with me!
J-Bird~~not ALL southerners are bible-thumpers and cross burners. I believe in God, yes, but I don't try to tell people what they should and should not do, unlike the Oral Roberts' and John Hagees of the nation. And I certainly don't burn crosses. Also, I appreciate my $14.98 everyday low price Wal-Mart sheets too much to wear them as headgear. So to lump ALL Southerners in with people like the ones I just described is just as ignorant as the people that teach their children that unless you're blonde-haired, blue-eyed God-fearing Americans you're trash.
Bongwater~~totally agreed. At least he's not trying to act like some stuck-up, snooty Beverly Hills rockstar that shops at Dolce and Gabbana when he knows he came from nothing. Never forget where you came from people. If you grew up fighting at the Waffle House, don't try to be all sophisticated and rich-bitch by starting a battle royal at Spago.
By Jennifer, on October 22, 2007 15:33:15
Epic lulz.
I love this man. Just when I think I'm being too judgemental, he manages to play right into my self-fabricated stereotype of him.
Scrapping at the Waffle House... he out-trashes Jeff Foxworthy.
By Roflcopter, on October 22, 2007 16:04:49
well, Kid Rock entered the waffle house and had his ridiculous fight, yes. But don't forget this: another customer, already inside, recognized someone on Rock's entourage as a friend.
I mean, there's something way too trashy in that even in white trash terms.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 16:43:35
Kid Rock really should see a doctor about that blurry middle finger.
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 17:31:29
LOL he was arrested not to far from where I live. I usually avoid Waffle Houses unless I'm really wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning. It seems that there is a fight or some other weird shit that always goes down in Waffle Houses after dark.
By brandy, on October 22, 2007 18:59:20
KID ROCK!!!!
By anonymous, on October 22, 2007 19:43:48
What self respecting redneck would not throw down and defend his honor in the presence of skanks at the Waffle House? This is so white trash but great media exposure for Kid Rock. He has a new album to pimp and news like this reinforces his "badass" monicker among his fans.
By Celebrity Trashcan, on October 22, 2007 22:40:56
when i heard on the news that "a rapper has been arrested after a brawl at a waffle house", i thought, "what black guy would go to a waffle house?" then i found out it was kid rock.
does he even consider himself a rapper anymore?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2007 05:13:48
And another thing: Waffle House comes in pretty handy when you're traveling overnight and your stomach is screaming "FOOD!" at 3 in the morning when all the other places are closed. I've never had a problem there.
By Jennifer, on October 23, 2007 06:48:00
Kid is first class all the way
By You know it, on October 23, 2007 09:19:45
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