Looks like lost her fake-ass orange tan...and she gained some weight...she has a small pooch...ZOMG, she's pregnant!!! (making fun of all the pregnant celeb news)
Nobody wants to see you in another stupid movie Lindsay because you are a talentless cunt. Why don't you just do us all a favor and take permanent residence in Utah.
No, I'm someone who can see beneath appearances, and you're a media spoon-fed idiot who can't see the difference between a talented, tormented girl and Britney Spears.
Why don't you watch Georgia Rule and tell me I'm wrong? Or are you too close-minded to even try it? No one who has seen it will ever say that it's not original.
She has the body of Mariah Carey now. I had to do a doubletake. Except she's like 4" shorter and squattier. BTW, this is what happens when you're 16 and filled in fine, lose 30lbs and put it back on. All of it goes in the wrong areas.
I may be a psycho Lohan fan, but at least that protects me from being a Brangeloonie, which is even lower on the scale of existence.
I will stand behind my statement that she makes good movies. In two years everyone will be saying they love Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me. The problem is that they were so different than people expected. So check back with me in two years, or after you have the balls to make up your own mind instead of believing negative hype.
LOL I Know Who Killed Me was a unanimous FAILURE. You can't DENY GLOBAL CONSENSUS, ASSHOLE! And what was so fantastic about her in Georgia Rule? "I can blow a guy in a boat"?? She does that anyway you dumbass cockfuck, that's not acting.
Why the hell is she leaving "for a movie role"? Because some stupid ass producer keeps getting her jobs. Stop doing that and she'll stay in for a long time and maybe realize being an "actress" (hah) doesn't become her.
Hollywood can be a very ugly place full of manipulative people and Lindsay was surounded it all her life. Plus her dad is a crazy drunk. So of course she'll bang a lot of dudes
Of course she's gonna end up with a coke problem, and of course shes gonna gain weight in rehab. This is textbook shit.
I'm not saying she's a saint, but many of the attacks on her are vicious, cruel, and it's the kind of shit that lead entertainers to drug problems in the first place. But then we just love to watch our stars fall, don't we?
Anon 13:07:08: Excellent questions! No one knows the answers. There is a bald dude sitting on top of a mountain somewhere, hard at work trying to figure out why Blohan got as far as she did on the little speck of talent that she HAD before she threw everything away.....
NO, MORONS!!! We trash them here. Go to a fan site if you want to blow sunshine up their undertalented mediawhoring asses.
Believe it or not, celebs do not read every single comment about them. The ones that do, and are offended can a.) ignore the pointless rants, and utilize whatever constructive criticism they can garner, b.) not visit the sites, or c.) keep themselves out of the damn' news by being civilized.
i think she's staying in rehab so long because she's got a bun in the oven and this is one way to hide that fact! yeppers! she's preggers. she'll have her little drugged addicted kid and give it up for adoption then get out and no one will be the wiser. (until a staff member spills the beans and makes a fortune with the whole story) this is why she looks a little "bloated" maybe? hah!
How sweet she's got her daddy carrying her luggage for her. He's like, "Sweety, I need some $ to pay off your mom for that pesky child support, can you give me a job?"
Give me a break, she is not fat at all. And there's nothing wrong with her thighs either. What is troubling is that all that blow has made her face age about 15 years. She should do one of those adverts 'this is your face on drugs'. Horribly haggard.
just like most people here, i think lindsay lohan is an overhyped actress with some serious issues, but i cant work out if the jibe at her thighs was a joke or not. call me crazy, but i think her thighs are fine, they look good (even though they are white as jazz music).
53 Comments:
Leave Your CommentLooks like lost her fake-ass orange tan...and she gained some weight...she has a small pooch...ZOMG, she's pregnant!!! (making fun of all the pregnant celeb news)
By Nando, on October 8, 2007 11:29:27
I just wanted to add that her boobs are LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!!!
By Nando, on October 8, 2007 11:30:17
every time i see pics of her at rehab all i can think of is how poorly she dresses without a stylist.
By missy, on October 8, 2007 11:30:40
Firecrotch is free. Hide your coke.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 11:31:18
Nothing accents pasty white skin quite like dressing in all black...good move, Chalkstick.
Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canucks...:)
By joejoe, on October 8, 2007 11:46:37
Nobody wants to see you in another stupid movie Lindsay because you are a talentless cunt. Why don't you just do us all a favor and take permanent residence in Utah.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 11:47:39
She's been getting high and having toilet sex while in rehab and now she is well enough to graduate to outpatient care. Awesome.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 11:53:59
She's a great actress, a genuine angel-faced beauty, and her movies are excellent.
I don't think that this rehab is going to take but at least it buys her some more time. What Lindsay needs is someone to trust.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 11:54:32
She's a great actress, a genuine angel-faced beauty, and her movies are excellent.
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaaaaa hahahahaha
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That's the funniest thing ever. You're a very funny person who tells funny jokes.
By LOLing, on October 8, 2007 11:57:33
Fuck you. Her thighs are fine. What do yours look like?
By Jasmine, on October 8, 2007 11:59:31
^ dumb bitch with fat thighs
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:00:57
No, I'm someone who can see beneath appearances, and you're a media spoon-fed idiot who can't see the difference between a talented, tormented girl and Britney Spears.
Why don't you watch Georgia Rule and tell me I'm wrong? Or are you too close-minded to even try it? No one who has seen it will ever say that it's not original.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:02:50
"Nothing accents pasty white skin quite like dressing in all black...good move, Chalkstick"
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rofl @ chalkstick
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:03:17
oh no there's a psycho lohan fan on this thread. they're scary people.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:04:24
She has the body of Mariah Carey now. I had to do a doubletake. Except she's like 4" shorter and squattier. BTW, this is what happens when you're 16 and filled in fine, lose 30lbs and put it back on. All of it goes in the wrong areas.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:05:15
I may be a psycho Lohan fan, but at least that protects me from being a Brangeloonie, which is even lower on the scale of existence.
I will stand behind my statement that she makes good movies. In two years everyone will be saying they love Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me. The problem is that they were so different than people expected. So check back with me in two years, or after you have the balls to make up your own mind instead of believing negative hype.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:11:09
That makes you an Anistonloonie and a Lohanloonie which is the lowest on scale of existence, so you should definitely kill yourself.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:13:10
"She's a great actress, a genuine angel-faced beauty, and her movies are excellent.
I don't think that this rehab is going to take but at least it buys her some more time. What Lindsay needs is someone to trust."
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 11:54:32
She is terrible actress, a genuine freckle faced dog, and her movies suck.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:13:18
You can't change people's minds retard. If movies suck they suck. Lindsay Lohan fuckin sucks and is a shitty overhyped actress. Kill yourself.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:17:00
Ginger Kids and people with Ginger fetishes are the only people who love Lindsay Lohan. They're all psychos with personality disorders.
By The All-Knowing, on October 8, 2007 12:19:52
Why go to L.A. to make another movie? She should have just made a movie of her getting fucked in rehab. It would have been her best work yet.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:24:30
i like some fat on da back
By fatback johnson, on October 8, 2007 12:29:05
Not even close to what I consider fat. In fact, she could use a little more curves. I'd like to see what Todd looks like.
By Me, on October 8, 2007 12:37:07
Wouldn't that be some crap if she WAS pregnant!? haha... well... not haha for the poor kid.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 12:51:20
Who's paying for these movies?
Who's buying these movies?
Who's watching these movies?
<sigh>
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:07:08
hilarious, encore!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 13:41:28
LOL I Know Who Killed Me was a unanimous FAILURE. You can't DENY GLOBAL CONSENSUS, ASSHOLE! And what was so fantastic about her in Georgia Rule? "I can blow a guy in a boat"?? She does that anyway you dumbass cockfuck, that's not acting.
By Roflcopter, on October 8, 2007 14:03:42
Why the hell is she leaving "for a movie role"? Because some stupid ass producer keeps getting her jobs. Stop doing that and she'll stay in for a long time and maybe realize being an "actress" (hah) doesn't become her.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:03:55
Box office poison and yet she continues to work. Try spending some time on yourself before your glorious onscreen return...please.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:26:37
Dude that comment on her weight was way harsh.
Hollywood can be a very ugly place full of manipulative people and Lindsay was surounded it all her life. Plus her dad is a crazy drunk. So of course she'll bang a lot of dudes
Of course she's gonna end up with a coke problem, and of course shes gonna gain weight in rehab. This is textbook shit.
I'm not saying she's a saint, but many of the attacks on her are vicious, cruel, and it's the kind of shit that lead entertainers to drug problems in the first place. But then we just love to watch our stars fall, don't we?
By gorillamask, on October 8, 2007 14:27:38
also, i liked how all of us are media spoon-fed idiots yet this person is also here posting..how hypocritical, no wonder she loves lilo so much...
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:28:34
Anon 13:07:08: Excellent questions! No one knows the answers. There is a bald dude sitting on top of a mountain somewhere, hard at work trying to figure out why Blohan got as far as she did on the little speck of talent that she HAD before she threw everything away.....
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 14:28:40
Her time is up....she's not going anywhere.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:00:38
Britney Spears is a "talented, tormented girl" IMO.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:02:27
Dude that comment on her weight was way harsh.
Jesus Christ, it was a joke people. Please, get over it. Lindsay Lohan does not know you, nor does she care that you're defending her.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 15:05:39
Looks like she might be working on building her cankles.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 16:03:19
Hey dumbasses, what's the name of this site?
Ikisscelebrityass.com?
NO, MORONS!!! We trash them here. Go to a fan site if you want to blow sunshine up their undertalented mediawhoring asses.
Believe it or not, celebs do not read every single comment about them. The ones that do, and are offended can a.) ignore the pointless rants, and utilize whatever constructive criticism they can garner, b.) not visit the sites, or c.) keep themselves out of the damn' news by being civilized.
By Shall explain how to wipe your butt next?, on October 8, 2007 16:10:15
so she is going to be in the middle of a circle jerk getting some well deserved BUKKAKE good for her that movie will sell yay for rehab
By lilo, on October 8, 2007 16:13:34
Now now, you don't want to make fun of people for gaining a little wait when kicking the cocaine habit that kept them thin to begin with!
By Ane, on October 8, 2007 17:04:41
weigh! freudian slip or something!
By Ane, on October 8, 2007 17:11:49
"Now now, you don't want to make fun of people for gaining a little wait when kicking the cocaine habit that kept them thin to begin with!"
By Ane, on October 8, 2007 17:04:41
How old are you, 2?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 17:47:07
i think she's staying in rehab so long because she's got a bun in the oven and this is one way to hide that fact! yeppers! she's preggers. she'll have her little drugged addicted kid and give it up for adoption then get out and no one will be the wiser. (until a staff member spills the beans and makes a fortune with the whole story) this is why she looks a little "bloated" maybe? hah!
By farookahli, on October 8, 2007 19:04:05
Don't you have to have a time machine to gain wait?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 19:14:25
Didn't take her long to get right back to fat. I guess the next few months will be anorexia time, then right back to fat again?
fun!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 20:30:17
cankles are the new black, i see.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 21:16:09
Who's paying for these movies?
Columbian drug cartels still laundering their money! Oh yeah, and the Church of Scientology!
Who's buying these movies?
Chinese DVD pirates with lots of burners but no taste!
Who's watching these movies?
Hordes of medical test animals in cages! Their blood is later processed to produce Xanax and Valium!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2007 23:52:54
she looks so haggard
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 05:15:51
How sweet she's got her daddy carrying her luggage for her. He's like, "Sweety, I need some $ to pay off your mom for that pesky child support, can you give me a job?"
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 07:16:12
Have you seen daddy's new girlfriend?
She looks eerily similar to Lilo...
Eeeeewwwww!
By anonymous, on October 9, 2007 09:52:17
Give me a break, she is not fat at all. And there's nothing wrong with her thighs either. What is troubling is that all that blow has made her face age about 15 years. She should do one of those adverts 'this is your face on drugs'. Horribly haggard.
By Sam, on October 9, 2007 12:38:08
just like most people here, i think lindsay lohan is an overhyped actress with some serious issues, but i cant work out if the jibe at her thighs was a joke or not. call me crazy, but i think her thighs are fine, they look good (even though they are white as jazz music).
By ruby, on October 9, 2007 14:04:07
Is that dude in the picture with her Inigo Montoya?
By infourth, on October 10, 2007 11:04:43
white as jazz music? i am hoping that was supposed to be ironic.
By anonymous, on October 19, 2007 16:45:06
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