Somebody should tell her that using a cellphone is prohibited within a certain distance of fuel pumps, as radio frequencies have been known to ignite vapors such as gasoline! It's called HERF (Hazards of Radiation to Fuel, look it up). Almost all pumps have the no cell-phone sign on them now.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS ASS-CLOWN.
Seriously. I <3 you IDLYITW, but god-damn, why why WHY is this midget being pushed down our throats. We are overstocked on no-talent, overexposed, hyper-influential bimbos, please DO NOT SHIP US ANY MORE.
"someone should tell all you guys that you are immature buttheads"
Because it's obviously not gonna be you, you pussy fucktard. Get the fuck off my internet.
Damn, that HAS to be photoshopped. I'd heard this boring bitch was short but that's just insane. She must live in a doll house. It's just freaky, people that short should be shot (or at least stepped on until they stop breathing) so they don't fuck up my proportions and give me vertigo.
By The third Oompa Loompa from the right during the first song in the movie., on October 4, 2007 14:05:28
OK, I will say one thing in her defense: I think it's cute that she walks her dogs, and that she has "normal" doggies, not those little "purse dogs" (I love all dogs but she didn't go out an purchase designer dogs just to be fashionable). That is all....
boring plain boring uninteresting boring short boring girl please stop posting about her i dont understand what shes done to deserve it... so hayden is filling up her tank.. who cares?
Anyone notice the creepy dudes in the background under that table-umbrella taking a cellphone picture of her? I bet he's making his phone sticky right now.
Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live
They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Round here
Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love
They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here
well if the only thing that people see wrong with her is her height then she's good. and there's absolutely nothin wrong with being short, im 4'11" and im just as fierce as a tall bitch, lol.
Does this oompa-loompa have a receding hairline? I wouldn't even notice this short-ass on the street, am I supposed to believe she is put-her-on-a-pedestal hot? Definitely not.
Why buy a freaking huge SUV when you are that short? I'll admit .. I'm short (5'2) .. but I drive a smaller car ... if you don't want to emphasize lack of hight .. don't stand next to big freakings cars that make you look like one of the munchkin people ...
I think she's really cute, who cares about her acting. One thing though, why the heck does she have the strong dog on the weak leash. Anything but a poodle on those expansion leashes is just asking for trouble.
"Somebody should tell her that using a cellphone is prohibited within a certain distance of fuel pumps, as radio frequencies have been known to ignite vapors such as gasoline! It's called HERF (Hazards of Radiation to Fuel, look it up). Almost all pumps have the no cell-phone sign on them now.
By thelaw, on October 4, 2007 12:23:27"
^ You have obviously never seen the episode of Mythbusters where they clearly showed this is just a myth.
I want to watch her just to see if we can get one girl besides Mandy Moore to pass all of the pitfalls of fame.
Peachy- There was a pic on here months ago of her hanging out with Paris Hilton. I think they were both smoking, too. So, no, I don't think she's be like Mandy Moore if that's who she hangs with.
uh huh. She is seen with Paris so she must be a loser. How about when you were seen with the anal cream? Does that mean you wear depends now? Get a grip anon 9:09:42. She is a major cutie pie. No wonka eye, no a cups that are pushed up into her neck, no dui's (yet), some people will go through life not turning out to be like shitney, blohan or paris.
Nice projection. I honestly believe that people with Napoleon Syndrome should be sent to concentration camps. Honestly, there is nothing worse than jealous, bitter short people. They start more fights than anyone else, all because God decided to play a little joke on them.
"Nice projection. I honestly believe that people with Napoleon Syndrome should be sent to concentration camps. Honestly, there is nothing worse than jealous, bitter short people. They start more fights than anyone else, all because God decided to play a little joke on them."
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well said.
also, the tightness of a woman's vagina has absolutely nothing to do with their height or weight, so grow up virgins.
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Leave Your CommentLooks like she's rolling in a Porsche Cayenne...
Good to know that the steering wheel she can't see over is attached to a torqued-out Porsche on steroids.
I'll rest easy tonight knowing I don't live and use crosswalks in the Los Angeles area...lol
By joejoe, on October 4, 2007 11:46:26
lol those cayennes are pretty small so that chick is a MIDGET!!
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 11:47:25
I hear she's going to be the guest inspirational speaker at this years Little People of America convention.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 11:59:17
Good luck cleaning the windshields.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 11:59:32
Somebody should tell her that using a cellphone is prohibited within a certain distance of fuel pumps, as radio frequencies have been known to ignite vapors such as gasoline! It's called HERF (Hazards of Radiation to Fuel, look it up). Almost all pumps have the no cell-phone sign on them now.
By thelaw, on October 4, 2007 12:23:27
well LA has been safer without LiLo on the streets the last few months.. why not let her mow a few people down?
By hates hollywood, on October 4, 2007 12:24:14
someone should tell all you guys that you are immature buttheads
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 12:40:20
This chick is incredibly overexposed.
By Ooba Gooba, on October 4, 2007 12:41:27
"someone should tell all you guys that you are immature buttheads"
it's not our fault you're short
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 12:54:39
I think she's cute and I'd donkey punch her twice, maybe thrice...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 12:56:23
OVEREXPOSED and ANNOYING. Fuck this bitch is not even a good actress.
By MELLY MEL, on October 4, 2007 13:14:16
STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS ASS-CLOWN.
Seriously. I <3 you IDLYITW, but god-damn, why why WHY is this midget being pushed down our throats. We are overstocked on no-talent, overexposed, hyper-influential bimbos, please DO NOT SHIP US ANY MORE.
"someone should tell all you guys that you are immature buttheads"
Because it's obviously not gonna be you, you pussy fucktard. Get the fuck off my internet.
By Roflcopter, on October 4, 2007 13:30:44
LOL she is so darn cute! And she can buy and sell you Toddie
By Kacky, on October 4, 2007 13:36:09
Before I read the post, I thought, "Wow, what a proportionate little person." I thought maybe they were adding a new character to LPBW.
By dreadpiratecuervo, on October 4, 2007 13:49:57
Having money isn't an argument. It doesn't prove or say anything about anyone one way or the other than the person in question has money.
Are you too stupid to get that?
By Logic stream, on October 4, 2007 13:50:12
Damn, that HAS to be photoshopped. I'd heard this boring bitch was short but that's just insane. She must live in a doll house. It's just freaky, people that short should be shot (or at least stepped on until they stop breathing) so they don't fuck up my proportions and give me vertigo.
By The third Oompa Loompa from the right during the first song in the movie., on October 4, 2007 14:05:28
OK, I will say one thing in her defense: I think it's cute that she walks her dogs, and that she has "normal" doggies, not those little "purse dogs" (I love all dogs but she didn't go out an purchase designer dogs just to be fashionable). That is all....
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 14:10:03
come up with something new to say about her or leave her alone...your "short" comments are really freakin old now...
By chris, on October 4, 2007 14:17:57
^ short person.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 14:19:17
Hayden is lucky to be a celebrity, otherwise she would never get a real guy in her life.
By Sexy Celebrity, on October 4, 2007 14:54:28
boring plain boring uninteresting boring short boring girl please stop posting about her i dont understand what shes done to deserve it... so hayden is filling up her tank.. who cares?
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 15:13:09
aawwww she looks like a little kid helping her parents gasing the car
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 15:24:12
Anyone notice the creepy dudes in the background under that table-umbrella taking a cellphone picture of her? I bet he's making his phone sticky right now.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 16:40:49
Logic Stream, you are very thick. In this case, money means she has a successful career. Suck it, tall freaks!
By Kacky, on October 4, 2007 16:47:36
She's a midget. In this case, she'll have a short career too. Suck it, short freaks!
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 16:50:20
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 16:51:30
^^^^^^So Funny^^^^^^^ And I hate Mush-Mouthed voice men even more!!!
By KilDaNigs1, on October 4, 2007 17:10:41
awww..one of her dogs has fleas. i see the flea collar.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 17:19:42
Remember Britney replaced Anna Nicole and Hayden will replace Britney after they drive her to the grave with all this stalking!!!!
By lkl, on October 4, 2007 17:51:52
That petrol pump looks like a fucking transformer next to her Lol.
I can't talk, I'm short too ... 5ft 2 hahaha
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 17:54:31
Whatever, she's hot...and no, I'm not short
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 17:58:56
well if the only thing that people see wrong with her is her height then she's good. and there's absolutely nothin wrong with being short, im 4'11" and im just as fierce as a tall bitch, lol.
By Niecy, on October 4, 2007 18:28:01
Does this oompa-loompa have a receding hairline? I wouldn't even notice this short-ass on the street, am I supposed to believe she is put-her-on-a-pedestal hot? Definitely not.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 18:41:35
Pumping her own gas, big fucking deal. Can she get more overexposed? Seriously, I'm asking. I say no.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 19:11:44
how tall is she anyway, 4'11?
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 19:12:30
Why buy a freaking huge SUV when you are that short? I'll admit .. I'm short (5'2) .. but I drive a smaller car ... if you don't want to emphasize lack of hight .. don't stand next to big freakings cars that make you look like one of the munchkin people ...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 19:57:37
I want to watch her just to see if we can get one girl besides Mandy Moore to pass all of the pitfalls of fame.
By Peachy, on October 4, 2007 20:09:52
ok we get it she's really really short...next
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 20:50:33
ok we get it she's really really short...next
By anonymous, on October 4, 2007 20:50:48
"Somebody should tell her that using a cell phone is prohibited ..."
Please don't do that. Her blowing the hell up would make a great post. Not as good as her blowing me, of course.
By bucdaddy, on October 4, 2007 20:58:46
Please don't do that. Her blowing the hell up would make a great post. Not as good as her blowing me, of course.
Sadly for you, the cellphone thing is an urban legend.
Happily for you, that also means there's a better chance of you getting that hummer than of her blowing up, so the news isn't all bad!
And look! She's the perfect height!
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 00:02:28
its not her fault that she's small.. so stop picking on her because of her height.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 02:54:34
Yeah for smaller girls! They feel tighter around your...: ) - happy stick
By just-this-guy, on October 5, 2007 05:31:59
The advantage with her is that she'll never has to go down on you to go down on you if you get my drit
By Caddilac Vishwanathan, on October 5, 2007 05:38:16
I think she's really cute, who cares about her acting. One thing though, why the heck does she have the strong dog on the weak leash. Anything but a poodle on those expansion leashes is just asking for trouble.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 05:39:02
I pump my own gas, take picture of me.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 05:57:06
"Somebody should tell her that using a cellphone is prohibited within a certain distance of fuel pumps, as radio frequencies have been known to ignite vapors such as gasoline! It's called HERF (Hazards of Radiation to Fuel, look it up). Almost all pumps have the no cell-phone sign on them now.
By thelaw, on October 4, 2007 12:23:27"
^ You have obviously never seen the episode of Mythbusters where they clearly showed this is just a myth.
By Big L, on October 5, 2007 07:07:43
I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 07:49:44
"why the heck does she have the strong dog on the weak leash"
I've used that line before, trying to explain infidelity...
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 08:39:47
I want to watch her just to see if we can get one girl besides Mandy Moore to pass all of the pitfalls of fame.
Peachy-
There was a pic on here months ago of her hanging out with Paris Hilton. I think they were both smoking, too. So, no, I don't think she's be like Mandy Moore if that's who she hangs with.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 09:09:42
uh huh. She is seen with Paris so she must be a loser. How about when you were seen with the anal cream? Does that mean you wear depends now? Get a grip anon 9:09:42. She is a major cutie pie. No wonka eye, no a cups that are pushed up into her neck, no dui's (yet), some people will go through life not turning out to be like shitney, blohan or paris.
By chuggdog, on October 5, 2007 09:24:17
I'm not that much taller.
Britney herself is like two inches taller.
MK is shorter.
Shakira is shorter.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 10:10:54
"Suck it, tall freaks!"
Nice projection. I honestly believe that people with Napoleon Syndrome should be sent to concentration camps. Honestly, there is nothing worse than jealous, bitter short people. They start more fights than anyone else, all because God decided to play a little joke on them.
By J-Bird, on October 5, 2007 10:19:42
"Nice projection. I honestly believe that people with Napoleon Syndrome should be sent to concentration camps. Honestly, there is nothing worse than jealous, bitter short people. They start more fights than anyone else, all because God decided to play a little joke on them."
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well said.
also, the tightness of a woman's vagina has absolutely nothing to do with their height or weight, so grow up virgins.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 11:27:54
lol that was a funny post
By anonymous, on October 5, 2007 15:06:00
Logic stream, I'm not stupid at all. Just short and cuuuuute and rich because people like CUTE. mwahahaha
By Kacky, on October 6, 2007 07:26:30
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