The homosexual casting couch has been a staple in this biz for the entire time I've been in it (25 years). It is either obvious by the setting or office you are thrust into to "read" for a part, or it is very subtle like the shoulder squeeze, the accidental touching, the language used in the interview, or "the look." Complain to SAG? Are you kidding? That's like complaining to the tiger about the leopard; the Guild is loaded from top to bottom (no pun intended) with aggressive homosexuals both male and female. Don't single out Timberlake. You could point to at least half the major stars too.
"All these guys wanted to do was lip-sync and perform their choreographed dance moves on stage, and this guy turns it into something gay. Shame on you, sir." I'm LMAO. Good one, Todd.
I DON'T KNOW THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE! HE'S SOOO GROSSS! I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT THING WITH A 20 FOOT POLE...I WONDERED IF J.T. DID THOUGH...FOR SURE J.C DID.
Hello Justin. Says here on your application, you have no talent, and yet you want to be a star. I think something can be arranged. Whuh. Suck Satan's cock. Gnoor. I will lower the standards of the earth. I will put 56 channels of American Gladiators on every TV. I will put all the money in the hands of 14 year old girls. They will think you are charismatic, deep and edgy. GnnooOOooOor. Send in Nick Carter on your way out.
I hope he gets sodomized with something rusty and sharp in prison. We need to bring back the age old hanging, drawing and quartering for child predators.
Ewe this is vile and disgusting and at the same time I am LOL cuz its not like any of these guys came forward 10 years ago when it was happening. They are all freakin losers who OBVIOUSLY would do anyone and anything for fame. This explains why Justin was always the 'frontman' he probally gave 'Big Poppa' the most ass.
I don't even care about the fat disgusting fag. All I care about are the house and 3 beautiful vehicles. Maybe the freak will let me watch them for him while he is getting bubbamized in prison.
Excuse me, but if I was one of the mothers, he would be missing some body parts and rotting on the street somewhere and be sodomized nightly for the rest of his life. Sorry Vigilante, your wood chipper idea is too gentle and over too quickly. But think Silence of the Lambs II with the detective's intestines hanging out...yeah, that's a little better.
Brilliant, 16:45. I like a good Venetian gutting. I still like the woodchipper idea. It wouldn't be over too quickly if he managed to get stuck in the intake.
Tell you what, we'll abduct Michael Vick...dress him up in a fat suit and try it out on him first. Then if you're right and it takes too long we'll do the quick-stop-spaghetti-guts thing with fat boy like you suggested.
I can't believe the mothers didn't know more, if they knew about it, that said, these guys would have been kids when it happened and I can't laugh at children for getting molested ... I get that it's funny cause they're all no talented hacks .. but still ...
Vigilante, can I buy a ticket or something to the event?
On the brush chippers I've operated, you can stop the feed rollers whenever you want. Sooo, if you tourniquet the legs pretty well, you can feed him in feet first and spend a good hour pureeing him real slow without him bleeding out. Remember, a tourniquet will stop his femoral arteries from pumping him dry, but won't stop the nerve impulses as his molester shins are splintered by the blades. Tee hee hee, murder is so much fun!
Well, this news totally explains the Lance Bass story.
Poor Lance Bass, he took it up the ass. Victim of a trick, 'cause he had to suck some dick. He danced for a while, for a pedophile. Tried to go to space, but he took it in the face. Then he said he's gay, but we knew it anyway. He's been around the block, another notch on Pearlman's cock.
He's rich, he's white, he's been charged with bank fraud. On the very off chance he actually gets convicted, he spends a few months in a minimum security country club instead of the fuck-me-up-the-ass penitentiary.
The only justice he's going to see is if Lance drops by for a visit and suffers an unexpected attack of severe lockjaw. Snicker-snack!
"Forced" them into sucky-fucky in return for fame, did he??? It's called "being a whore" you guys! That's how your beloved Hollywood works. I was cruising Sunset Boulevard just the other night looking for a silicone-tittied pavement princess so I could "force" her to suck my dick in return for $100.
there was another group called Take 5 created by lou pearlman and it was really popular over seas...a few years ago after they failed to become popular in the USA 2 of the members mother suid pearlman with similar allegations..and taking them to strip clubs late @ night
Tickets? Hell, no, darlin'! If I sold tickets I might be accused of running an unlicensed sporting event. That wouldn't do, now would it?
Nope, all are invited. It's a free event, but if you've got a shovel I'd appreciate if you brought it. And some quick lime, if you've got any hanging about.
It's called child molestation when the victims aren't old enough to consent douchebag. I suppose 10 year olds are just asking for it from priests huh? You'd be singing a different tune than but because it's a celebrity suddenly it's o.k? Look, I don't know how old these guys were but I know I was pretty impressionable until about the age of 17 ... as adults, yeah, they are whores, but if it was below the age of consent than it's rape pure and simple ...
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Leave Your CommentYum, Jabba-cum. Good also for cleaning lasagna pans.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 11:49:05
And this is supposed to be surprising?
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 11:49:08
This should give another boost to Justin's career.
By dm, on October 2, 2007 11:55:56
Anyone else wondering if he'd get stuck in the intake chute of that wood chipper I'm gonna rent someday?
It'd be disgusting and amusing at the same time, I'd imagine.
By Vigilante, on October 2, 2007 12:02:36
Ewww. Ewww. Ewww!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 12:12:00
The homosexual casting couch has been a staple in this biz for the entire time I've been in it (25 years). It is either obvious by the setting or office you are thrust into to "read" for a part, or it is very subtle like the shoulder squeeze, the accidental touching, the language used in the interview, or "the look." Complain to SAG? Are you kidding? That's like complaining to the tiger about the leopard; the Guild is loaded from top to bottom (no pun intended) with aggressive homosexuals both male and female. Don't single out Timberlake. You could point to at least half the major stars too.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 12:14:17
Two words: dead sexy!
By fat bastard, on October 2, 2007 12:34:13
a grown man who made more money than god by forming boy-band groups is a child molester? say it isn't so!!!
and everyone knew SOMETHING must've happened to nick carter for him to want to date paris hilton.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 12:37:37
With tastes like that, he will be someone's bitch in prison. Karma rocks.
By Big L, on October 2, 2007 12:48:51
I bet Big Poppa knew how to make Timberdouche hit those high Cs.
No wonder fag-boy is angry now and bitches at the paps.
By Fast Freddie, on October 2, 2007 12:55:20
"All these guys wanted to do was lip-sync and perform their choreographed dance moves on stage, and this guy turns it into something gay. Shame on you, sir."
I'm LMAO. Good one, Todd.
By catman, on October 2, 2007 13:09:04
that explains what happened to Lance Bass
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 13:29:05
So THAT'S why he didn't yelp.
By Jessica Biel, on October 2, 2007 13:40:01
haha. Nick Carter got molested.
By hates hollywood, on October 2, 2007 13:41:13
I DON'T KNOW THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE! HE'S SOOO GROSSS! I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT THING WITH A 20 FOOT POLE...I WONDERED IF J.T. DID THOUGH...FOR SURE J.C DID.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 13:51:47
Hello Justin. Says here on your application, you have no talent, and yet you want to be a star. I think something can be arranged. Whuh. Suck Satan's cock. Gnoor. I will lower the standards of the earth. I will put 56 channels of American Gladiators on every TV. I will put all the money in the hands of 14 year old girls. They will think you are charismatic, deep and edgy. GnnooOOooOor. Send in Nick Carter on your way out.
By The ghost of William Hicks, on October 2, 2007 14:00:03
I always wondered how Justin Timberlake got so famous.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 14:01:19
That first photo looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 14:20:22
I guess after this dude and Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz must've looked REALLY good to poor Justin.
By Thebig28, on October 2, 2007 14:36:36
I hope he gets sodomized with something rusty and sharp in prison. We need to bring back the age old hanging, drawing and quartering for child predators.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 14:47:52
It all makes sense now...
Why "Backstreet"?
Because "The Ol' Dirt Road" would've been too obvious...
By NotFastJustFurious, on October 2, 2007 15:37:13
Ewe this is vile and disgusting and at the same time I am LOL cuz its not like any of these guys came forward 10 years ago when it was happening. They are all freakin losers who OBVIOUSLY would do anyone and anything for fame. This explains why Justin was always the 'frontman' he probally gave 'Big Poppa' the most ass.
By MELLY MEL, on October 2, 2007 15:47:38
I don't even care about the fat disgusting fag. All I care about are the house and 3 beautiful vehicles. Maybe the freak will let me watch them for him while he is getting bubbamized in prison.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 15:49:36
timberlake blew jabba the hut! HA!!
By nvtrvckvn, on October 2, 2007 15:54:13
Bill Hicks
R.I.P.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 16:03:43
AMEN 14:47!!!
By Vigilante, on October 2, 2007 16:10:16
If he was snagged in Indonesia, then you can bet these stories are true.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 16:42:21
Excuse me, but if I was one of the mothers, he would be missing some body parts and rotting on the street somewhere and be sodomized nightly for the rest of his life. Sorry Vigilante, your wood chipper idea is too gentle and over too quickly. But think Silence of the Lambs II with the detective's intestines hanging out...yeah, that's a little better.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 16:45:51
Brilliant, 16:45. I like a good Venetian gutting. I still like the woodchipper idea. It wouldn't be over too quickly if he managed to get stuck in the intake.
Tell you what, we'll abduct Michael Vick...dress him up in a fat suit and try it out on him first. Then if you're right and it takes too long we'll do the quick-stop-spaghetti-guts thing with fat boy like you suggested.
Deal?
By Vigilante, on October 2, 2007 17:00:40
who knew jessica biel make such a convincing beard!
By qwiui0q3, on October 2, 2007 17:19:57
...it all makes sense now, wow.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 17:47:08
Fuckin gross man, I feel bad for the boys :(
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 17:50:14
I can't believe the mothers didn't know more, if they knew about it, that said, these guys would have been kids when it happened and I can't laugh at children for getting molested ... I get that it's funny cause they're all no talented hacks .. but still ...
Vigilante, can I buy a ticket or something to the event?
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 17:52:02
On the brush chippers I've operated, you can stop the feed rollers whenever you want. Sooo, if you tourniquet the legs pretty well, you can feed him in feet first and spend a good hour pureeing him real slow without him bleeding out. Remember, a tourniquet will stop his femoral arteries from pumping him dry, but won't stop the nerve impulses as his molester shins are splintered by the blades. Tee hee hee, murder is so much fun!
By Mr. Peabody, on October 2, 2007 18:59:27
Well, this news totally explains the Lance Bass story.
Poor Lance Bass, he took it up the ass.
Victim of a trick, 'cause he had to suck some dick.
He danced for a while, for a pedophile.
Tried to go to space, but he took it in the face.
Then he said he's gay, but we knew it anyway.
He's been around the block, another notch on Pearlman's cock.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2007 20:44:54
He's rich, he's white, he's been charged with bank fraud. On the very off chance he actually gets convicted, he spends a few months in a minimum security country club instead of the fuck-me-up-the-ass penitentiary.
The only justice he's going to see is if Lance drops by for a visit and suffers an unexpected attack of severe lockjaw. Snicker-snack!
By Bob, on October 2, 2007 21:21:45
Nasty stuff. I hope he rots in prison.
By janey, on October 2, 2007 21:36:18
@12:14:17
Major star fags in H'wood...hmmm...care to name names?
How about just the initials?
By Cruise's dick, on October 2, 2007 22:26:46
"Forced" them into sucky-fucky in return for fame, did he???
It's called "being a whore" you guys! That's how your beloved Hollywood works. I was cruising Sunset Boulevard just the other night looking for a silicone-tittied pavement princess so I could "force" her to suck my dick in return for $100.
By jbonz, on October 2, 2007 23:20:27
there was another group called Take 5 created by lou pearlman and it was really popular over seas...a few years ago after they failed to become popular in the USA 2 of the members mother suid pearlman with similar allegations..and taking them to strip clubs late @ night
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 03:17:16
Day-um. Grossness!
By Starbucks fanatic, on October 3, 2007 06:28:42
Tickets? Hell, no, darlin'! If I sold tickets I might be accused of running an unlicensed sporting event. That wouldn't do, now would it?
Nope, all are invited. It's a free event, but if you've got a shovel I'd appreciate if you brought it. And some quick lime, if you've got any hanging about.
Anyone own a pig farm?
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2007 06:38:32
It's called child molestation when the victims aren't old enough to consent douchebag. I suppose 10 year olds are just asking for it from priests huh? You'd be singing a different tune than but because it's a celebrity suddenly it's o.k? Look, I don't know how old these guys were but I know I was pretty impressionable until about the age of 17 ... as adults, yeah, they are whores, but if it was below the age of consent than it's rape pure and simple ...
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 06:52:13
Why would you willingly fuck Joey Fatone?
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 09:16:47
did justine sucked the old pervert??? , he got the job in that gay band so?????
By anonymous, on October 3, 2007 14:29:54
eeew big fat disgusting paedophiles are the <u>worst</u> kind of paedophiles
By lol@nick carter, on October 4, 2007 14:51:56
Just look at him, yeah no shit he's a sicko.
By Nathiest, on October 4, 2007 15:57:07
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