32 Comments:

• boobs boobs boobs (.) (.) If it's not the girth of Seals wiener then it's the size of the boobs.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:16:07

• She can sell me anything. Time to dive into those tits. Yummm.

  By Again, The Real Sevenmack (Just the original), on October 24, 2007 13:24:54

• What the hell is wrong with her face? Her bizarre-toxed expression is almost enough to make me not want to put my hoo-hoo between her gargantuan lady-pillows.
  
  Almost.

  By Ron Jeremy, on October 24, 2007 13:26:51

• An ethereal presence, captivating like a song...

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:27:12

• she is still sooo hot. Britney needs to take notes.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:38:38

• finally, someone is making sense.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:38:49

• her face is getting a little tired, but I'd still bang her like a screen door in a hurricane

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:45:43

• I'd fuck the shit out of this whore.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 14:20:43

• Holy hotness!

  By T, on October 24, 2007 14:21:28

• Reminds of Kevin Nealon's "subliminal man" on SNL.
  
  Mariah should sell her back-fat instead. Could power a small village in Saskatchewan with it.

  By John Cock... tos... ton, on October 24, 2007 14:21:50

• LMFAO @ Anon 13:45.
  
  And if anyone buys her "I've never had implants" routine, they're insane. She was flat as a board in the "Vision of Love" days, and now she's got stripper tits. Not fooling me.

  By Jennifer, on October 24, 2007 14:46:42

• The only thing she should be selling is her body

  By Tony, on October 24, 2007 14:46:55

• How many boobs is that? One... two... three.

  By brian t, on October 24, 2007 15:01:24

• haha the title to this article made my day- the picture you guys picked for the main one, just the way her face looks hilariously matches the caption. you have done it again. have a good one guys.
  

  By steFanie, on October 24, 2007 15:37:43

• She's a caricature of herself ... she honestly looks nuts.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:13:35

• M ---> MUFF

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:18:52

• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:35:17

• She is trying to hang on to her "sweet 16" image as long as she can isn't she? Poor thing. She's pushing 40! And look at those bazooms! I swear they keep getting bigger day by day! They're HUGE! Give it up Mariah. Grow old with the rest of us. It only hurts a little bit. LOL!

  By farookahli, on October 24, 2007 16:59:50

• Butterface!

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:26:53

• Boobs shmoobs, her face is so freaking annoying. And I hate that stupid head-tilt she always does.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 20:54:59

• Mariah Carey launched implants her new perfume, "M by Mariah Carey" implants, at Macy's yesterday. It was implants an engaging affair implants with Mariah telling the audience about the captivating power implants of the seductive scent. Sheer amber infused implants with spicy Moroccan incense implants and a hint of seabreeze wrapped in implants in the aura of wet Gardenia petals that embodies sensuality, beauty, implants, and glamour.

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 21:11:27

• M = medication

  By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 22:04:05

• Yep it seems we all remember the young, slender...hell PETITE, Mariah. Oh she was so good-lookin' back then and that voice. Now she looks like a hooker on horse pills and she lost that angelic voice too. Damn I feel old......

  By Scott Anodam, on October 24, 2007 23:23:42

• wtf is up wit the face! ugh so ugly

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 05:10:19

• hee hee hee todd you are great.

  By Marianne, on October 25, 2007 05:46:45

• nothing sells boobs, I mean perfume, like a big set of boobs...
  I'm sure it smells shitty like every other perfume a star ever endorsed.
  It probably smells like whipped cream so when you spray it on you'll wanna go for the boobs..

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 06:58:49

• That shaved chimpanzee needs to let its facial hair grow back - its chimpanzee face grosses me out every time.

  By die Krautsalaten, on October 25, 2007 07:34:04

• omgggg, those are natural! My boyfriend is 5'5 and he has size FF breasts!

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 07:51:57

• You call that hot? I call that tripple F (fat, fugly and fake) bleh.

  By anonymous, on October 25, 2007 08:03:22

• I always thought she looks a little like Jennie Garth's half-black, half-sister for some odd reason...i even thought that when they both first hit the "big time."

  By MMB, on October 25, 2007 08:50:55

• She's been selling her vagina for quite some time.

  By Brock Landers, on October 25, 2007 08:56:23

• I think it's an ad for milk...I'm spontaneously thirsty for some.

  By capadigutz, on October 25, 2007 10:04:55