34 Comments:

• who cares.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 08:35:08

• Does anyone else think Paris and Marilyn Manson look alike????

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 08:39:24

• LMFAO @ the Dora refernce. How about a strap-on named Swiper?

  By Jennifer, on October 29, 2007 08:39:36

• I'm sorry, who is she supposed to be? I don't think she looks like she's in costume...

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 08:42:16

• Yay for her! Didn't she say she wanted to clean up her image less than a week ago? Just make a sextape without green lighting already.

  By Brock Landers, on October 29, 2007 08:51:50

• Her butt cheeks will be down to her heels pretty soon.

  By kacky, on October 29, 2007 08:54:44

• WHat the hell is up with her eyes...

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 09:02:24

• Marilyn Manson!!!With a wonky eye,cellulite and deformed nose..ewwww!

  By Ani, on October 29, 2007 09:05:59

• Holy crap. Put her in a white bodysuit and she'd be the cover of "Mechanical Animals." I wonder if she got cornholed by a trucker later on that night?
  
  (those two thoughts have nothing to do with each other and I have no idea where they came from...)

  By Paris Hilton's Cornholing Trucker, on October 29, 2007 09:08:31

• i'd hit it. with a shovel between the wonky eye.

  By hates hollywood, on October 29, 2007 09:13:32

• Why is her rear so sagged and rumply? She is too young and too rich to not have a better body. Now her face on the other hand...well I think id rather play chess with the Catwoman.

  By BB, on October 29, 2007 09:23:13

• Clearly she does not realize that thing around her neck looks exactly like a pale blue version of the lead thyroid gaurds used by ex-ray technicians. I guess lead accessories are all the rage these days? What the hell?

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 09:30:19

• She should save some money next year by buying her costume directly from a hooker

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 09:42:37

• Holy fuck she looks like Manson.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 09:46:23

• Just when you thought Paris couldn't possibly look more vapid...hahaha

  By joejoe, on October 29, 2007 10:20:24

• "Cornholing Trucker" took the words right out of my mouth. All she needed was a black wig with red highlights and presto!

  By Jennifer, on October 29, 2007 10:57:54

• for a while there I thought the whole paris fiasco was dead, she seemed to be out of the limelight and suddenly she has been reincarnated. Die Paris, do us all a favor and die!

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:39:51

• anything she touches she turns it into an object for WHORING ,and who is that girl with her??? is that the chick from that show REBA ,she got anorexic and got fired for that ?????

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:44:10

• I'd eat the redhead for lunch.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:44:55

• Pick up the paper for Christ's sake.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:48:01

• Paris is one weird bitch.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 11:50:36

• Paris is a psycho, oh but we all already knew that.
  Weird costume too, wow.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 12:50:17

• That costume looks cheap as hell. Like, something you can get at a dollar store. Money can't buy good taste, I swear.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 13:38:53

• why does she always have that stupid look on her face?

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 13:52:03

• I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with her eyes at first, she just looks possessed. But she must be using those stupid colored contacts that the eye doctors all warn us not to use at Halloween because you might go blind or some such. Maybe we will all get really lucky, she will go blind and then step off the curb right in front of a fast moving bus.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 14:15:32

• There is a huge dent in her ass, coincidence?

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 15:34:39

• She totally looks like Marilyn Manson.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 15:53:42

• Why can't she just go away? If I ever saw a paparazzi taking a picture of her I'd smack them in the back of the head.

  By AB, on October 29, 2007 16:54:31

• that costume is from trashy.com or trashy lingerie and its def. not cheap as hell more like expensive as hell.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 17:16:12

• why does she always have that stupid look on her face?
  
  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 13:52:03
  
  Because she's stupid.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 17:38:20

• I relish the day when celebrities come up with original costumes that aren't all about flashing the tits and ass. Originality people!

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 19:34:13

• "I relish the day when celebrities come up with original costumes that aren't all about flashing the tits and ass. Originality people!"
  
  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 19:34:13
  
  All Paris has to offer is tits and ass. The lights are on but nobodies home.

  By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 22:50:42

• wow...she finally fixed her wonky eye. damn, that's such an improvement.

  By chris, on October 29, 2007 23:01:35

• why does she always have that stupid look on her face?
  
  Well, since the name "Alice" is stencilled on the dress, I'm assuming she went all the way with the Alice in Wonderland theme and is out of her head on mushrooms.
  
  The redhead is munchable, though.

  By anonymous, on October 30, 2007 02:04:18