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Paris Hilton's New Movie Sucks

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You know, if Paris wasn't in this thing, most bloggers would probably realize how beautifull cheezy this is. They should've gotten dita von teese or something.

btw: here's what the stage show looks like (i think you'll understand the buzz over this thing better)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJVdA7Bzog

By the Voice of Reason, on October 24, 2007 10:19:38
Ozzy and Paris in the same picture is giving me some serious cognitive dissonance.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:31:42
This thing deserves the full spelling of this phrase:

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:36:46
Wow, paris sounded terrible. Sarah was great, as always though.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:37:43
call me crazy but it looks cult-y awesome to me

*looks down and sees all the Anon- CRAZY* **shrugs**

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:41:03
The last time I saw crap this bad was when my owner drank too much coffee from Tim Horton's one morning.

By Vigilante's Anus, on October 24, 2007 10:42:29
I knew Rocky Horror, and this crap movie is definitely not Rocky Horror.

By Lloyd Benson, on October 24, 2007 10:45:09
Paris: *rises from snorting rail* Where's like, an Angelina place I can go and people will think I'm like Mother Sharisa or whatever?

Bimbo friend: Maybe like, Rwanda, or some place? I heard they have like, no food and shit.

Paris: Rwanda! That's hot. *calls publicist* Hey bitch. I want to go to Rwanda. Yeah, I think it's in India or some shit. Get the photographers ready and book my flight. Thanks bitch.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:45:13
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY MONEY TO SEE THIS TRASH

By THE PUNISHER, on October 24, 2007 10:52:27
Vigilante's Anus is hot.

Totally.

By Paris, on October 24, 2007 10:53:10
You mean there was actually a chance that it might not have sucked? Some people's optimism astounds me.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 10:57:38
There is totally a place for the combination of musical/horror, just look at "Once more with Feeling". Come to think of it, i could think of a whole string of unimaginative horror films that could've used a good musical number (Silent Hill, hell, even Hostel).

Regardless, I'm gonna see the movie (which i'll probably regret) and the stage show (which I probably won't). I say give cheese a chance.

PS: and i know it's not Rocky Horror, but that doesn't mean its bad.

By the Voice of Reason, on October 24, 2007 11:15:01
You know that if Parasite comes out in a movie it will be a flop. I haven't seen House of Wax just because Parasite comes out LOL.

By Sylvia, on October 24, 2007 11:48:57
Ugh.. I'm gonna slap myself later for saying this, but I think it looks pretty interesting. It does give off that very culty vibe to it.
Nothing like Rocky Horror or anything, but if the publicists for this movie are any good like the ones that promoted Snakes on a Plane, then I think this movie could be yet another cheesetastic cultfilmfest.
It sounds and looks odd, but in a sorta appealing way...
Just hope that Paris dies quickly in the movie.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:11:22
Wow I wouldn't see that movie... or even watch that trailer again even for a MILLION dollars.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:19:02
Why is it that horrible movies become "cult" (meaning a bunch of hipster idiots quote it nonstop until you strange them with the chain on their jeans)...if a movie is bad, don't watch it.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:21:47
God. Fucking. Dammit.

That movie looks like it could be ridiculously fun, AND it has Nivek Ogre in it, and then they go and cast Robocunt for... well, for some reason. I don't care if John goddamned Lennon comes back from the grave for a one-off with Paul McCartney - you let Paris sing backup and I'm boycotting the fucking show.

By Seriously. I Hate That Whore., on October 24, 2007 12:42:49
i think the concept is good and the medium is intriguing. PH will probably just be a body. Count me in.

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 12:50:29
I really feel like crying for the loss of everyone's minds in the movie making industry. I have never seen a stupider trailer and I have seen a lot of stupid trailers. I think I'm going to be sick.

By Amanda-La, on October 24, 2007 12:53:53
10:45 that is brilliant!!!

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 13:00:44
Heyyy, we haven't heard anything from this whore for a while!

By Rip van Dinkle, on October 24, 2007 14:55:02
what the hell was that load of crap.that doesnt even deserve to go straight to dvd it needs to go the way of beta max,,incinerate that pile of film for
ever

By poon, on October 24, 2007 15:54:01
Why Giles? Why? Don't ruin Once More, With Feeling for me.

By Persistent Cat, on October 24, 2007 16:16:41
I think it's perfect that Ozzy and Paris are in a movie together ... they are both delusional, no talent, publicity whores ... o.k o.k .. Ozzy does have nicer hair ... touche ...

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:31:59
And why is this cum sponge still relevant?

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:34:21
Re, horror and musical: "Rocky Horror" and "Phantom of the Opera" have done okay over the years...

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 17:24:05
Anus, you can never have too much of Tim Horton's coffee. That shit is the backbone of the Canadian economy. Well, that and beer. But only beer that's made in a factory in Canada, a factory which hasn't yet merged with a very UN-Canadian conglomerate.

(Why, Molson? WHY?)

And while I have your attention, Anus darling, when did you meet Paris Hilton?

Should I be checking to see if all my immunizations are up to date?

Pre-planning a funeral? Investing in Valtrex? Sitting in a tub full of caustic chemicals?

(Hope you can swim...)

By Vigilante, on October 24, 2007 17:36:41
perhaps it's just me, but it sounded really off key. i kept wincing, that has to mean something.

By cribwhore, on October 24, 2007 18:52:12
Thanks a lot Captain Obvious. It's only news if the movie were to be good.

I (((heart))) idontlikeyouinthatway.com

By Sarah, on October 24, 2007 21:14:12
What a flaming pile of shit.

By Mr. Rose, on October 24, 2007 21:25:07
I'll end up seeing this for 2 reasons.

1.Anthony Stewart Head is amazing.
2.Elena Juatcos in it.

By jackstah, on October 24, 2007 23:32:30
another shitty movie she is in ,all her movies SUCK just like she sucks ,ugly whore

By P H is a whore, on October 24, 2007 23:55:35
On another note, that little girl from the spy kids movies shure did grow up to be a hot piece of ass. Shes apparently the "star" of this movie

By white mike, on October 25, 2007 05:54:35
I think it's perfect that Ozzy and Paris are in a movie together ... they are both delusional, no talent, publicity whores ... o.k o.k .. Ozzy does have nicer hair ... touche ...

By anonymous, on October 24, 2007 16:31:59

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Hey numb nuts, don't you fucking dare place Ozzy in the same category as Parasite. I will fuck you up man that's a promise!

By fu, on October 25, 2007 13:47:48
It looks awesome! I will DEFINITLY see it. That Paris is in it is of no importance whatsoever, I care about Bill Moseleys performance more :)

By anonymous, on October 29, 2007 04:44:40
The show sucks? And Paris is in it? GO FIGURE!

By Victoria, on October 29, 2007 08:48:54