22 Comments:

• Maybe she can be the next "Sexist" in Esquire:
  
  Cold eyes? check
  Vaguely lesbian? check
  "Accidentally" bites penis during blowjobs? check

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 12:38:04

• i like reese's pieces...you know what i'm talkin' about!

  By cuz vinnie, on October 10, 2007 12:38:43

• I'm astonished at how someone can go from so appealing to so unappealing in just a few years. No sex appeal at all.

  By catman, on October 10, 2007 13:10:13

• Reese isn't totally unappealing, in my opinion.
  
  I agree that it sucks when a long-term and supposedly happy Hollywood couple split.

  By Nando, on October 10, 2007 13:34:41

• Um... eww.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 13:36:17

• She has always looked like a bitch on wheels to me...whatever

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 13:40:30

• I want to lick whipped cream of her ass.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 13:55:41

• She's a rarity in Hollywood in that she actually has class and seems to be an involved parent. I'm sure she can do better than someone who cheats on her. I knew it wouldn't last when he made that supposedly off the cuff remark at the Oscars all those years ago about her making more money than him. I hope he doesn't get any of her money.

  By Sam, on October 10, 2007 14:15:12

• Ryan is gay. He let her go out and work while he stayed home with the kids, not even thinking about his own career. Back when they first started climbing to fame everyone wanted him in their movies and he was the new hollywood IT boy and this dumbass went and knocked up reese and had a shot gun wedding. They were never happily married because in a few interviews in the past she said they had to go to family counseling.
  
  Shot gun weddings never work people. If you don't want kids....wear a fucking condom.

  By Prettyboy, on October 10, 2007 14:41:31

• so she is single soooooooooooo who cares

  By no one cares, on October 10, 2007 15:30:43

• She is beautiful. I wouldn't have a problem waking up next to that every day.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 16:08:16

• I guess this now gives Ryan the free time he needs to realise he's a major cock smoker.

  By Ditkus, on October 10, 2007 16:13:15

• ahh... the seven-year-itch..., i mean, divorce...

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 16:18:34

• Now she's free to move onto the next pretty gay viper, oh wait, she already has.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 17:44:48

• good! now he can finally come out of the closet.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 18:27:26

• I wonder how you meet someone like Ryan in the first place, and think to yourself "Ohhhh I love those eyes and pouting lips...so rugged. That lisp thing is kinda cute, and the way he flips his wrists when he talks is just adorable. I think I'll marry him." There must have been a lot of snicking relatives when they walked down the aisle.

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 19:39:52

• i love hannah montana

  By anonymous, on October 10, 2007 19:57:08

• reece, will you marry me

  By jmh, on October 10, 2007 22:12:40

• He's cute,she's a hag. End of story.

  By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 00:20:05

• They were married??

  By Roflcopter, on October 11, 2007 09:01:32

• Reese is a badass bitch. She is beautiful and way more talented than his cheating ass.

  By anonymous, on October 11, 2007 23:41:10

• I've always thought she was a little hotty. Something I'd like to keep locked up in a trunk, underneath my bed.

  By anonymous, on October 14, 2007 11:26:12